Flashback- May 2nd, 2024
It is basically the end of the school year and me and my best friend Claudia are sitting in gym, shit talking about every single person in the class right now. I feel my posture worsen as each second passes as we wait for all of the gym teachers to bring us to our activities.
We chose our activities last week and I chose to do volleyball because I'm so good at it and I can make the freshmen and sophomores cry. Yes I am an 18 year old junior but that's only because I got held back in the first grade. I wanted to do weight room as my activity but I didn't want any male teacher looking at my ass.
I have a few friends in my gym class. I didn't like hanging with the popular people in the class. I could if I wanted to but they all just talk shit about each other anyway. Wasn't that the whole point of being popular? To talk shit about one another?
Besides I liked being with Claudia and two of my other friends Maisie and Maxine but we all call her Max for short. I feel like I can be myself around them. Even if they are 'losers.'
Maisie and Max were both still in the locker rooms getting ready so they could impress the boys. But it's gym class. Why the fuck are they putting make-up on for gym class? They say they want to impress the boys but I'm not so sure about Max. I think she's gay.
It's fine I can say it. I'm gay too.
I felt me and Claudia getting to the climax of our shit-talking conversation but the gym doors opened up very loudly, catching both of our attentions.
My eyes scanned the girl who was walking across the gym at a very fast pace.
She walks like a baddie.
She has long straight black hair and black glasses. She was making no eye contact with anybody. Damn. She seemed like a bitch.
One of the freshmen gym teachers retired a few months ago so they've had a sub. I'm assuming that this is their new teacher though because I have never seen her before. I don't think anybody has.
Finally, she was making her way towards me and Claudia and what do you know? She zooms right past us making no eye contact with anybody.
"Who is that?" I keep on staring at the new teacher, assumptively, as she opens doors, exiting the gym. She was in the gym for approximately 5.6 seconds.
"I have no idea but doesn't she seem like such a bitch?"
Me and Claudia have the same mind. That's what I love about us. Thank God she can't read my mind all the time or she might send me to a mental hospital.
"Yea. If that's the new gym teacher for the freshmen for next year then I feel bad for them. Woof."
Claudia side-eyed me intensely.
"What?" Claudia has said some crazy shit to me so I don't know why she has the audacity to stare at me. Blonde ass bitch.
"Never use woof again."
I scoff. "What? I love using woof. I use it for two things. When I see something ugly like you...woof. Or, when I see a very hot girl and I get down on all fours."
I shrugged my shoulders as all Claudia seemed capable of doing was roll her eyes. "You're pathetic."
Maisie and Max finally came out of the locker rooms looking full on glam. I still don't get why they wear it. We're playing volleyball outside where it is so fucking hot. Plus it's May and we live in San Diego. It's a death wish.
We told Maisie and Max about the new psycho, bitch-looking teacher and we told them to keep their eyes out in case they see her anymore at the end of the school year.
I am so glad it's the end of the school year because I hate school. I can't wait to have the luxury of sleeping until 2PM and going to bed at 4AM.
But this also means we're going to be in our senior year.
Fun.