The next morning, I get to the office early to make up for being sidelined yesterday. I get lost in motions and appeals and before I know it, the building comes alive around meâmidmorning sunshine streaming through the windows, the sound of Mrs. Higgensâs footsteps, the smell of coffee in the air . . . the resounding thump that comes through the wall, rattling my desktop dart game in its box.
What the hell?
Before I reach my door, the thump comes again, this time accompanied by a muffled yellâshocked, pained, and distinctly male.
What the fuck?
I jump up and run into the hallway, and realize the sound came from behind Sofiaâs office door. Jake and Stanton come out of their offices at the same time, their concerned expressions matching mine. When another thump sounds, Stantonâs mouth presses into a hard line and his eyes look like two nukes about to detonate. He takes the lead as we burst through Sofiaâs office door.
Sofiaâs always had the Brazilian bombshell thing going on, but now sheâs sporting an extra curveâthe seven-month baby bump across her middle. Which makes the fact that sheâs holding a guy facedown across her desk, his arm pulled unnaturally far behind his back, even more disturbing. And . . . kind of awesome.
âAaaarrrgh, youâre gonna break my arm!â the guy moans.
âAre you all right?â Stanton asks her.
âDandy.â She actually smiles.
He steps up just as Sofia steps backâthen Stanton grabs the guy and pins him to the wall, his big hand wrapped around the guyâs throat.
âWhat the fuck did you do?â Stanton growls.
The guyâs eyes bulge âMe? She almost broke my goddamn arm!â
Stanton pulls him a few inches from the wall and slams him back against it. âWhatâd you do that made her almost break your arm?â
âI told him he was going to have to do jail time.â Sofia pushes her long, dark hair back, fanning her sweaty neck. âThat there wasnât a deal I could make that wouldnât include two to four years, minimum. He didnât appreciate that, and took a swing at me.â
âYou took a fucking swing at my wife?â Stantonâs fingers clench around the guyâs windpipe. âMy pregnant wife!â
Sofia becomes the voice of reason. âIâm okay, Stanton. Really. Please just get him out of here.â Then she gives the piece of shit a look that may kill him faster than Stantonâs grip. âIâm dropping your case and keeping your retainer. Whatever lawyer you end up with wonât be good enough to get you even two to four, so have fun with that, asshole. Get out.â
âLet me help you,â Jake says, low and dangerous. Then he takes the bastard off Stantonâs handsâliterallyâand drags him out the door.
Stantonâs hands run over Sofiaâs stomach, her shoulders. âYou sure youâre okay?â
âTotally fine. He didnât even touch me.â
Stanton nods and hugs her. But by the time Jake is back in the room, heâs all fired up again. âThis is it, Sophâyouâre done.â His hand cuts through the air, his stubborn jaw like a block of granite.
âDonât start that again,â Sofia shoots back.
You might want to grab some popcorn. Because a good lawyer could argue with himself. Two attorneys going head to head is like a verbal MMA cage match with no rules.
âIâm finishinâ it, Sofia. Maternity leave starts now.â Stanton folds his armsânever a good sign.
âNo, it doesnât, Stanton. Iâm not going to feed into your âbarefoot and pregnant in the kitchenâ fantasy!â
Stanton leans forward. âYouâre more than welcome to wear shoes. Iâm partial to heels.â
Yeah, thatâs gonna go over real well.
Then Stantonâdisplaying none of his trademark charmâloses it. âYouâre my wife, this is our son! Iâm not gonna stand by and let either of you get hurtâso youâre done with the violent assholes and drug addicts. You want to sit behind your desk, put your feet up with a nice tax evader or money launderer, be my fucking guest!â
âThatâs not a decision you get to make!â
âI just did!â
Under my breath, I tell Jake, âI hate it when Mom and Dad fight.â
He cracks a smile.
Sofia glares smugly at her husband. âThen itâs a good thing this is an equal partnership, and we make those kinds of firm decisions together.â
Stanton nods, unconcerned. âGood point. We should vote on itâsince it is a firm decision.â
Sofiaâs smug smile falters.
âJake?â Stanton asks, gaze focused on his wife.
Thereâs a pause for just one beat, and Jake says, âI agree with Stanton.â
Sofiaâs face tightens, but before she can argue, he goes on. âSoldiers, firefighters, policewomen all go on restricted duty when theyâre pregnant.â
âBut Iâm not any of those things!â She throws up her hands. âI donât have to carry people out of burning buildings or avoid mortar fire, goddamn it!â
Jakeâs voice is firm as steel. âStill not worth the risk of some asshole lashing out at you. And itâs got nothing to do with you being a chickâif Stanton was the incubator, Iâd say the exact same fucking thing to him. Thank God thatâs not the case.â
Stantonâs self-satisfaction fills the air and echoes in his voice. âBrent? Whatâs your vote?â
Sofiaâs hazel eyes turn to me pleadingly.
I look her right in the face. âYouâre one of my best friends, so I can tell you that I think youâre being an idiot.â
âButââ
I hold up my hand. âItâs a few weeks of limited clientsânot the end of the world. And itâll give all of us peace of mind.â
Then I channel my inner-Waldo.
âYou donât have to prove anything to us, Sofiaâthough maybe you feel like you have to prove something to yourself. But itâs not worth your health. Or the health of little Becker Mason Santos Shaw.â
Stanton chuckles. âThank you.â
âNot so fastâIâm not finished.â I take a breath. âAlthough I see your point, Sofiaâs a grown woman, not a child. Iâm not going to take the decision away from her. So my vote is to do whatever Sofia wants to do.â
Stanton grinds his teeth. âAre you shittinâ me?â
âNope.â
Sofia folds her arms victoriously. âThank you, Brent.â
But Stantonâs not done. Because even though weâre the same age, the three of them have always looked at me like a kid brother or something. Like I need to be taught or lectured. I donât know where the fuck that comes fromâI mean, there must be a ton of grown men who have a whole shelf in their office just for comic books.
Right?
Stanton gets that Big Daddy look on his face and tells me, âOne of these days youâre gonna care about someone more than you care about yourself. And then youâll know what this feels likeâand why you just voted wrong.â
âIâll keep that in mind, but my vote still stands.â I check my watch. âAnd now I have to go get my ass handed to me in court.â
As I turn and walk out the door, I hear Stanton threatening to call Sofiaâs mother.
Sofiaâs a badass, but sheâs also a bit of a drama queen.
âYou bring my mother into this, Iâll never forgive you!â
And I can hear the wink in her husbandâs voice. âForeverâs a long time, darlinâ. Iâll take my chances.â
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A couple of hours later, Kennedy has one of Justin Longhornâs victims on the stand. She wrapped up the more technical part of her case yesterday, and while Sofia gave a strong cross-examination, damage was done.
But not nearly as much as the damage thatâs occurring right now.
Because Kennedyâlooking as delicious as a vanilla cupcake in her form-fitting cream suitâis questioning Eloise Potter. A tiny, gray-haired, soft-voiced, totally fucking adorable little old lady.
She looks like my Gram-Gram. She looks like everyoneâs Gram-Gram.
By the time Kennedyâs done walking her through how she painstakingly pinched pennies all her life, to plan for her and Mr. Potterâs retirementâafter she tearfully recounts the devastation and fear of seeing that life savings literally disappearâthe jury is looking at my client like heâs the long-lost Menendez brother. Theyâre the monsters who blew both their parents away with shotguns just to get their hands on their inheritance, in case you werenât sure.
So, yeahânot good.
âThatâs all for now, Your Honor,â Kennedy tells the judge.
She smiles deviously right at me as she walks back to her seat behind the prosecution table. And when I inhale, that sweet, fruity scent gives me an instant semi.
Fucking great. Now I have to cross-examine Mrs. Clause at half-mast.
I take a deep breath and stand up, buttoning my suit. Then I smile warmly. âGood afternoon, Mrs. Potter, Iâm Brent Mason.â
She nods and smiles. âHello, young man.â
I step out from behind the table. âMrs. Potter, did the detectives investigating this case tell you that your funds had been recovered?â
âYes, they did, thank goodness. Harold and I were so relieved.â
âIâm sure you were. And they also explained that your money would be returned to you?â
âYes, thatâs right.â
I gesture to Justin, sitting meekly but attentive, in his schoolboy blue blazer and tan slacks, hands folded docilely on the table. âHow do you feel about my client, Mrs. Potter? Knowing heâs just seventeen years old? Do you feel he should go to jail, that the rest of his life should be ruined because of one alleged adolescent mistake?â
Kennedy jumps to her feetâlike I knew she would. âObjection! The witnessâs feelings about the defendant have no bearing on the facts of the case.â
But this time, Iâm ready for her.
âMs. Randolph opened the door to the witnessâs feelings when she asked about them in relation to Mrs. Potterâs discovery of the funds missing from her account, Your Honor.â
Judge Phillips takes a moment to consider, then sides with me.
âYour objection is overruled, Ms. Randolph.â
Satisfaction pumps so hard in my veins it escapes in a low ha.
Things go downhill pretty quickly after that.
âDid you just ha me?â Kennedy hisses, like a wet cat.
I turn, facing her full frontal. âNo I didnât ha you. That would be unprofessional.â
âI definitely heard a ha.â
âThen youâre hearing things, honey.â
Her eyes flare, then narrow sharply. She speaks to the judge, but her gaze stays trained on me. âI request that Mr. Mason be disciplined by the court. For referring to opposing council in a derogatory fashionââ
I step closer to her. âThereâs nothing derogatory about honey. Itâs a term of endearment.â
âItâs demeaning!â
âItâs admiring!â
âWhich is neither appreciated or permitted.â Kennedy sneers. âAs clearly ruled in Billings v. Hobbs.â
âYouâd be right, if it werenât for Probst v. Clayton.â
Our eyes clash. She steps toward me, breathing heavier. âProbst v. Clayton was overturned.â
I move forwardâpulse poundingâuntil weâre practically nose to nose. âDwyer v. Bocci, then.â And I murmur so only she can hear, âSuck it.â
Her eyes focus on my mouth. âBite me,â she whispers back. Then, louder, âIâll see your Dwyer v. Bocci and raise you an Evans v. Chase.â
And fuck, I want to kiss her. Sheâs right there; it would be so easy.
It would be so good.
Judge Phillips clears his throat, and we break apart. The room is dead silentâall eyes on us.
âWould you two like to be alone?â He frowns. âI could clear the courtroom.â
My gaze drops to the floor and I can practically feel Kennedy withering with embarrassment. âNo, Your Honor.â
âWonât be necessary, Judge.â
âAh, you remember Iâm the judge. Thatâs encouraging.â He picks up his gavel. âI, however, would like a moment aloneâwith the two of you.â His voice projects as he addresses the court. âItâs Friday, so weâre closing up shop early. Weâll reconvene at 9 a.m., Monday morning.â He bangs the gavel. âAdjourned. Miss Randolph, Mr. Mason, my chambers.â
Chatter and motion swamp the courtroom. Everyone stands as the judge vacates the bench, the spectators file out the door, and Mrs. Potter steps down from the witness standâheading toward the hunched, gray-haired guy in suspenders who I assume is Harold Potter. She pauses as she passes me, with a twinkle in her eye.
âI thought for sure you were about to ravish her. Iâve read a lot of books, and that was just like a scene that ends with the hero ravishing the maiden.â
âI was closer to strangling her.â
The little old lady chuckles in a knowing kind of way. âThatâs a different kind of book, sonny.â
I head to the judgeâs chambers with Kennedy behind meâpractically stepping on my heels. The bailiff closes the door after we enter. Judge Phillips hangs his black robe in the small closet, adjusts the cuffs of his shirt, then sits behind his massive dark-wood desk.
âMr. Mason, Miss Randolph, we have a problem.â He sighs like a fed-up parent.
Kennedy jumps right in. âMay I speak freely, Your Honor?â
âThis is not the military, Miss Randolph. Say what you need to say.â
She points at me. âHeâs an ass.â
âIâm an ass?â I choke. âWhat about you? Youâve been busting my balls since day one!â
Her mouth drops open in horror. âI have no interest in your balls!â
âProtesting a little too much, arenât you?â
And weâre back to the nose-to-nose thing. Except even in heels, Kennedyâs really shortâso I have to dip my head.
âIâm getting the feeling you two know each other,â Judge Phillips interrupts.
Kennedy and I answer at the same time.
âNot really.â
âThatâs right.â
I give her an exasperated look, then inform the judge, âWe grew up next door to each other.â
Kennedy snorts and folds her arms. âIn houses that were twenty acres apartâitâs not like we were roomies.â
âWe made out once when we were teenagers,â I volunteer. âThen she broke my heart. It was brutal.â
Kennedyâs mouth drops open again. Itâs actually a nice look for her.
If it werenât for the murderous expression that goes along with it.
âI broke your heart! Ha! Thatâs a lie!â
I gesture with my hands and raise my voice. âYou went out with William Penderghast before the saliva was dry on my lips!â
And before the come was dry on my stomach. But I keep that particular detail to myself, because Iâm a gentleman.
Kennedy gets right in my face. âBecause you were already back together with your raging bitch girlfriend!â
And the judge clears his throat. Again.
Oops.
âYeah, you two definitely know each other.â He leans back in his chair, eyes going between the two of us.
Kennedy steps forward to his desk, so I canât see her expression. But her voice is softer, and deliberately even. âWe havenât seen each other in almost fifteen years, Judge. So the truth is, we donât know each other at all.â She shakes her head, just a bit. âNot anymore.â
Maybe itâs the way she says itâmonotoneâwithout a hint of anger or annoyance or even sadness. Or maybe itâs just that the words are true. But my stomach drops. It falls in that sharp, unexpected, yearning sort of wayâthat feels exactly like regret.
Judge Phillips looks at us for a moment longer. Then he spins in his chair, plucks a framed photograph from the shelf behind him, and shows it to us. âI have five boys. Even after the first three, my Alice was determined to get her daughter. After Timothy came along, she finally accepted that sheâd have to be content with daughters-in-law.â
In the picture, Judge Phillips and his aging-pretty-damn-well-looking wife stand in front of a lighthouse, flanked by five dark-haired, twenty-something-year-old guys in light blue button-downs and jeans.
âYou have a beautiful family, Judge,â I tell him.
âThey seem like fine, upstanding young men,â Kennedy adds.
âThey are. Now. When they were teenagers, they were destructive, hot-tempered bastards who loved to piss each other off.â
I grin, because he sounds just like Jake and his wild brood of McQuaids.
âWhen two of them would really get into it,â the judge continues, âIâd lock them together in a bedroom and let them duke it out. Sometimes Iâd hear a crash or a thump against the wall, but for the most part theyâd work out their issues. And more importantlyâI didnât have to listen to them while they did it.â
He takes his wallet out of his pocket and tosses a couple of twenties down on the desk. He looks at the pile, joggles his head back and forth, and throws out a few more twenties.
âThat strategy worked out so well Iâm going to use it with the two of you.â He gestures to the money. âGo out, sit down, get some dinner and maybe a few beverages, and work out whatever issues you have that are turning my courtroom into a circus.â
The judgeâs plan scores me court-mandated alone time with Kennedyâso I like it.
She doesnât.
âYour Honor, this is highly irregularââ
âYes, it is, Miss Randolph, but Iâm ordering it anyway. Watching you two swipe and spit at each other has gotten on my last nerve.â
âJudge Phillips, I can assure youââ
âI donât want your assurances, little lady, I want a smooth-running trial.â He points again to the money on the desk. âThis will get me thatâso donât even think of walking back in here on Monday until your and Mr. Masonâs issues have been hashed out.â
She stamps her foot. âWe donât have issues! You canâtââ
âOh, for Christâs sake.â I take the money and grab Kennedyâs hand in an iron grip. âWeâll work it out. Have a good weekend, Judge.â
Then I walk out of the room, pulling her behind me like a stubborn wagon.
In the hall outside the judgeâs chambers, she yanks at her hand. âDonât drag me!â
âThen fucking walk,â I growl back.
When I feel her resistance lessen, I give her back her hand and she keeps in step beside me.
âHe canât do this! He canât order us to have dinner! What the hell kind of medievalââ
âHeâs the judge, geniusâhe can order anything he damn well pleases. And weâve already ticked him off. Riling him up further wonât play out well for either one of us.â
âButââ
I stop short and turn to face her. I drop my voice lower, tempting and persuasive. âItâs one meal. One conversation. Then we put it all behind us and you can go back to pretending like I donât exist. Isnât that what you want?â
She searches my face.
Iâm lying, of course. Because now that sheâs back, here where I can see her and touch her, where I can talk to her and tease her, maybe even one day make her smileâthereâs no fucking way Iâm letting her go ever again.
She doesnât blink. And she doesnât back down. She releases a long breath, then says, âFine. One mealâone conversation. Thatâs it.â
My smile is appeasing. Charming. âSee, was that so hard? Iâll even be nice and let you pick the restaurant, Viper.â
Her lips tighten as she turns to continue walking down the hall. âDonât call me Viper. It sounds like a stripperâs name.â
I walk next to her. âWhatâs wrong with a stripperâs name? Some of the best people I know are strippers. Besides, Viper was a badass character from the Captain America comics. She was my favorite villainâand she was hot. Most teenage boys had Playboy to inspire their fantasies. I had Marvel. You should take it as the highest compliment.â
She snorts, shaking her head. But it almost sounds like a laugh.
And that, right there, is progress.
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We sit at a round table in the back corner of an empty pub just a few blocks from the courthouse. The lights are dim and the music is low enough to talk with our indoor voices but still fill any silences.
âTwo bacon cheeseburgers, medium rare,â I tell the waitress. âSheâll have onion rings instead of fries and barbecue sauce instead of ketchup. And two draft beers, please.â I glance at Kennedy as I return the menus. âWe should pace ourselvesâsave the hard stuff for later.â
After the waitress goes on her merry way, the blond viper stares at me, her mouth an adorableâannoyedâbow.
âWhat?â
âMaybe I wanted the veggie burger. I could be vegetarian now.â
I grimace. âAre you?â
âNo.â
âThen kindly cease the bitching.â I lean back in my chair, legs open, getting comfortableâdebating how to begin.
Kennedy takes the issue out of my hands. âI canât believe you told Judge Phillips I broke your heart.â Then she kind of snorts, shaking her head, like the notion itself is ridiculous.
I look at her straight on. âYou did. Itâs been fourteen years, but I can still remember how it feltâI was shattered when you went out with William.â
âYou donât know the meaning of the word shattered.â
âYeahâI do. Itâs when you give me the greatest orgasm of my seventeen-year-old life, let me hear you moan my name as you come spectacularly around my fingersâand then ten hours later, push me to the fucking curb for William goddamn Penderghast.â
Did that sound bitter? Good.
Kennedy leans forward, eyes blazing. âYou were already back together with Cashmere before I agreed to go out with William!â
I blink. âNo, I wasnât.â
âYes, you were.â
And the waitress brings our beersâperfect timing. We both take a healthy chug.
After my frosty mug is back on the table, I suggest, âLetâs start at the beginning.â
âFine,â she agrees. âParentsâ weekend, junior year.â
You up for a little time travel? âCause itâs time to party like itâs 1999 . . .