Iâve seen my last name inscribed on libraries, hospital wings, and the like, but thereâs an extra thrill seeing it on the Law Offices of Becker, Mason, Santos & Shaw. Because itâs mine, not my familyâs, something I did on my own. When you grow up in the shadow of all the accomplishments of those who came before you, thatâs a big deal.
Jessica, our summer minionâalso known as an internâwelcomes me with starry eyes and a stack of messages. âGood afternoon, Mr. Mason.â
I take the messages and avoid eye contact, keeping my face neutral. Itâs a well-practiced move. Because interns are hungry, enthusiastic, willing to bend over backward.
And thatâs particularly true of Jessica.
The way she stares, the way she accidentally brushes her tits against my arm, the way she walks by my office when Iâm working late, says sheâs willing to let me bend her any which way I want. And Jessicaâs not your average-looking minionâtall, redheaded, with hips every man would imagine holding onto doggie style. Sheâs hot.
Sheâs also twenty-four.
I donât know when twenty-four became too youngâI just know it is.
âThank you, Jessica.â
I walk up the stairs to the top floor. Dark-wood floors, original crown moldings, and bold-toned window dressings give the area a professional, historical elegance. Two desksâone occupied by our secretary, Mrs. Higgens, and one for our paralegalâare stationed along opposite walls, with two long, brown leather sofas facing each other on the remaining ones.
I nod to Mrs. Higgens and head into my office to work the rest of the afternoon.
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At four oâclock I stick my head outside my office door to collect my client, Justin Longhorn. Heâs a typical millennial slackerâbrown messy hair, beat-up skinny jeans, a retro Nirvana T-shirt over a lanky form, his thumb busily sliding over the latest iPhone.
Before I can greet him, sixteen-year-old Riley McQuaid walks down the hallway. Sheâs been working here a couple of hours a week this summer. Riley is the oldest of the six McQuaid kids.
Jakeâs McQuaid kids.
If you donât understand the significance of that, you will in a second. Because what happens next feels just like watching a car crash in slow motion.
Or the mating dance of pubescent ostriches. Thereâs some really weird stuff on YouTube.
Their eyes drag over each other, head to matching-Converse-sneaker-covered toes.
Justin lifts his chin. âHey.â
Riley pushes her curly brown hair behind her ear. âHey.â
No good can come of this. And Iâm not the only one who thinks so.
âHeeey,â Jake saysâin a low growl from his office doorwayâwhere he looms large with crossed arms and quicksilver gray eyes.
Jake Becker is a hell of a guy, one of my closest friends. He can also be a scary overprotective motherfucker when he wants to be. The scowl heâs sending my clientâs way has reduced older, larger men to tears.
But Justin doesnât see itâbecause heâs too busy checking Riley out.
âI have some filing for you to do, Riley.â Jake jerks his thumb over his shoulder. âIn my office.â
âOkay. Coming.â But she doesnâtâat least not right away. Not until after she bites her lip Justinâs way and utters the classic, âLater.â
Justin nods. âDefinitely.â
Huh. Never wouldâve pegged Justin as the suicidal type. But I guess you just never know.
After Riley slips past Jake into his office, he continues to hold Justin in the grip of his icy glare. And the kid has shit self-preservation instinct, because he nods his chin with a clueless, âSâup man.â
Jakeâs face is as friendly as a rock.
I feel some responsibility for Justin. Heâs my client; itâs my job to keep him out of jail andâyou knowâalive.
âJake, I got this. Iâll . . . explain things.â
âIâd appreciate that,â he tells me darkly. Then, without another glance at Justin he disappears into his office.
I usher the teenager through my door and shut it behind him.
âWho wasââ he starts to ask.
âDonât,â I warn. Then I point to the chair. âSit.â
âButââ
âStop.â My voice rumblesâgrabbing his attention. Because Iâm a happy guy. Carefree. Easygoing. Until Iâm not. When those moments come, it gets a reaction. Justin sits.
I face him from across my desk. âDo you watch Game of Thrones, Justin?â
âYeah, sure.â He answers, brows drawing together.
âDo you remember the episode where the one guy crushed the other guyâs head with his bare hands?â
âYeah . . . ?â
I point toward the door. âYou keep thinking about that girl the way you were thinking of her a minute agoâthatâs whatâs in your future.â
He sits back, considering my wordsâand probably imagining the terrifically brutal scene that can never be unseen by viewers all over the world.
But the boyâs persistentâgotta give him that. âCause he still tries, âBut Iââ
âYouâre a seventeen-year-old hacker whoâs being prosecuted for theft, wire fraud, and a host of other federal charges. And letâs be honest, Justinâyouâre fucking guilty.â I point to the door again. âThat girl is the daughter of my partner. His oldest daughter. You get me?â I hold my hands out over my desk, then slowly clench my fists. âSquishâjust like a grape.â
Justinâs not a bad kid. Heâs smart, funny. He reminds me of Matthew Broderick in WarGamesâdidnât realize he was in deep shit until he was already at DEFCON 1. But Rileyâs like a niece to me, so any kid whoâs been âcharged as an adultâ at any point in his life just isnât gonna make the cut.
I drive the point home with a final warning. âAnd before you get any ideas about The Fault in Our Star-Crossed Lovers, remember, Romeo and Juliet isnât a romance. Itâs a tragedy. They die.â
He glances at the door one more time, then gives me a solid nod. âGotcha, boss.â
âGood.â I pull up my chair. âNow, letâs talk about your case. Whereâs your mother?â
Justin raises one slouchy shoulder. âShe got a call from her lawyer and had to take off. Iâll catch the bus home.â
Justinâs parents are getting divorced. Like, really divorced. Forget being in the same roomâthey canât even be on the same conference call. His motherâs bitter and his fatherâs a dick. Theyâre both totally self-absorbed and astoundingly uninterested in anything that has to do with their son.
Which is likely how he ended up hacking into an international banking computer system in the first place, because Smart Kid + Shitty Parents = Trouble.
And even with his trial coming up in just a few days, their heads are still completely up their own asses. Itâs sad.
âYour case has been assigned a new prosecutor.â I look at the file on my desk. âK. S. Randolph. Iâve never heard of the guy, but Iâll be scheduling a meeting with him to discuss a plea deal.â
Justin nods, hands folded across his waist. âProbation, right? Because this is my first offense?â
âThatâs right. And because you didnât spend any of the money you took. I donât want you to worry, Justin. You wonât even see the inside of a courtroom, okay?â
âThanks, Brent.â He lets out a breath and leans forward. âReally. If I havenât mentioned it before, youâre like . . . a superhero to me. Thank you.â
My father was the one who bought me my very first comic book. He gave it to me in the hospitalâafter the accident that took the lower half of my left leg. It was a Superman no. 1âworth almost a cool million at the time. He showed it to me, ripped off the plastic covering that ensured its value and we read it together.
Because, he said, being able to read it with me was worth so much more to him than a million.
I became an avid reader after thatâand a collector. In those early months, comics made the time go faster, gave me something to focus on besides the pain and all Iâd lost. Andâbetween you and meâthe heroes in the comics spoke to me. I got where they were coming from. Because every one of them had had something terribleâawfulâhappen to them. And they came out the other side, not just okay, but better because of it.
And thatâs how I wanted to be too. How I decided to look at the loss of my limb. Itâd be the thing that would make me betterâmoreâthan I ever wouldâve been if itâd never happened.
So, though Justin has no idea how much those particular words mean to me, they mean a hell of a lot.
âItâs what Iâm here for, buddy.â
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Even when I was a kidâeven after the accidentâI had an overabundance of energy. Growing up, the worst punishment my nanny could inflict was making me sit still in the corner. With nothing to look at. Nothing to do. Used to make me feel like a lab monkey in a cageâbatshit crazy.
That trait followed me into adulthood. Itâs why I run ten miles a day, why the first thing I do every morning is a long set of push-ups and sit-ups. Itâs why I have a set of hand grips in my office drawer that I squeeze while I dictate a motion or take a call. Itâs left me with a strong, rock-hard body and stamina to spare.
Women really enjoy both, and boy, are they appreciative.
Itâs also why, although I have a butler at home who doubles as my driver, I walk to my office every day.
Itâs dark by the time I stroll through the door of my townhouse. The house itself is professionally decorated, and though dimension-wise itâs a fraction of just one floor of the beast I grew up inâon a high-end street, filled with young professionals who drive BMWs and hybrid Lexusesâitâs the perfect size for a bachelor.
Well . . . a bachelor and his trusty sidekick.
Iâm secure enough in my manhood to call, âHoney, Iâm home.â
Just to mess with him.
Because, British or not, Harrison is more serious than any twenty-two-year-old should ever be. Heâs the son of my parentsâ beloved butler, Henderson. When he decided to go into the family businessâand because my mother still breaks out in hives at the thought of my living aloneâI was more than happy to take the kid under my wing. And now that Iâve got him, I hope to corrupt the hell out of him.
Harrison takes my briefcase. âWelcome home, sir.â
I raise an eyebrowâfeeling like a parent whoâs had the exact same conversation with his teenager a hundred times. Because the day I become a âsir,â just fucking shoot me.
His brown eyes pinch closed, then he forces out, âBrent. I meant, welcome home, Brent.â
With fair skin and a hearty dose of freckles, Harrison looks younger than his ageâsomething we have in common. Itâs why I decided to grow my beard, a full jaw of neatly groomed dark hair.
Women appreciate that tooâthese bristles have all kinds of creative uses.
âHow was your day?â
I smack him on the back. âIt was great. Iâm starvedâwhatâs for dinner?â
âChicken cordon bleu. Iâve set the table up on the back patioâit seemed like a lovely night to dine outside.â
Harrisonâs chicken cordon bleu rocks.
My small backyard is professionally landscaped. A white privacy fence frames the property, which is only considerate because itâs rude to force your neighbors to watch you screw. And the screwing happens a lot back here due to the large, fantastic hot tub that holds a place of honor on a raised, lighted platform in the center. A small patch of grass, a scattering of evergreen bushes, a few Japanese maples, and a fragrant lemon tree complete the setting.
I sit down at the round, cloth-covered table and Harrison removes the silver lid from my warm plate.
âYour mother phoned today,â he mentions, moving to stand just behind me. âYour cousin Mildred is hosting her daughterâs first birthday celebration this Saturday, at the Potomac estate. Mrs. Masonâs exact words were: âI insist he attend, and I will personally come to retrieve him if he does not.âââ
Thatâs my mother for youâJacqueline Bouvier Kennedy on the outside, Dirty Harry on the inside. When a direct order comes down, you really donât want to disobeyâunless youâre feeling lucky, punk. And punks are never lucky.
Before I dig in, I look over my shoulder, âWould you like to join me, Harrison?â
Itâs not the first time Iâve asked recently, but his answer is always the same.
âThe invitation is greatly appreciated, but if I accept, my father may disown me. And Iâm rather fond of my father.â
I nod. âGo enjoy your own dinner, then. I wonât be needing anything further.â
With the slightest bow, he goes inside.
After a few minutes and a few bites, the quiet settles inânot even the crickets are out tonight. I donât like silence any more than I like sitting still.
The four of us used to go out a lot after work. Dinner, drinks, sometimes dancing. But these days there are cribs to put together, kids to drive around, and wedding plans to make. There are other people I could hang out withâacquaintances, old school buddies, women whoâd be thrilled to get my call. But those options just donât seem worth the effort.
The silence feels stiflingâitchyâlike a heavy wool blanket.
So I stand up, grab my plate, and head inside. Because as awesome as my backyard isâdinner in front of the TV seems even better.