K and Dumb Guy (now renamed to DG cause I'm lazy)
DG
Hey.
Did you ever get 'Cat's' number?
K
Yup
Never got those eggs though
ð
Again would you mind buying
some eggs for me?
DG
Nope, sorry
But...
How old are you?
K
ðµ
DG
What? What did I do??
K
Kidnapper Questions 101
#1 What is the kids age???
OML you're a kidnapper
Or pedo but idc
DG
Wow, just wow
Fine I'll tell you my age you tell
Me yours
K
U first
ð¤¨ð§
DG
Fine
48
K
*dIeS*
Pedo!
DG
Omg just tell me your age
K
Fine...
I
Am
...
Nope
DG
The hell!
We had a deal!
K
Yeah but we didn't shake on it
A 18-year-old shouldn't be texting with
A 48-year-old
...
Shit
DG
Ah ha ha
I have cleverly discovered you are 18
K
Yes cleverly indeed
DG
Oh shut up
K
Never!
Oop gtg!
DG
Bai
CLINT'S POV
I watched as Nat put down her phone and walked towards the lab.
"Now's our chance!" Scott whispered jumping down from the vents and grabbing Nat's phone.
We both added the number to our phones, then quickly ran off to text this mysterious 'K'.
Clint has made a group chat with 555-444-5555 and Scott
Clint
Hi
K
Yellow
Scott
Yellow?
K
Yup new way to say Hello, like Ello, Heyo, and Hey.
Clint
Shhhhh
Down to business why have you been texting Tony and Nat?
K
Ahh
ððð
Clint
Uh oh
Scott
What did you say?
Clint
Uh I said...
Wait what did I say?
K
So DG is known as Tony? And Sus is known as Nat?
Scott
Damn it Clint!
Clint
Don't tell them please!
They'll kill me!
K
You have a weird relationship
With DG and Sus
Fine
I won't tell them on one condition
Clint
Name it!
Scott
What does DG stand for?
K
(Dumb Guy)
You..
Have to tell me who ur favorite
Avenger is
Scott
Really?
That's it?
Clint
Don't give them any ideas!
Also Hawkeye
Scott
Ant Man
K
Out of the original 6?
Hawkeye
Out of like the new guys?
Loki and the Winter Solider
But Ant Man is in the top 5
Clint
...
Really?
Loki and the WS?
K
Keep judging and I'll
track you down and kill u
Scott
Violent much?
Clint
*w h e e z e*
Hang on hang on
I gotta add a number
Clint has added Bucket
Bucket
Who is 555-444-5555?
K
Me!
Bucket
And who is 'me'?
K
The mystery gal known as K!
Scott
Ahh so your a girl
K
Typo?
Clint
Nope
Bucket
Wait why am I here
Clint
Go on K
Tell Bucket your favorite Avengers
K
Lord why?
Scott
Because Bucket needs to here these special words
K
Ugh fine
Out of the original 6?
Hawkeye
Out of the 'new' guys?
Loki and the Winter Soldier
But Ant Man is in the top 5
Bucket
Why the WS?
K
Because he is awesome
Literally, like he was kind controlled by
HYDRA for what 70-80 years?
And yet he turned his life around so
Much in just a short time
Scott
Excuse Bucket he had to leave for a bit
K
Ok but I gtg
Bai
Scott and Clint
Bai
Bucky's POV
This girl is special.