This chapter was written in the night, with nothing fueling us besides christmas cookies and a desire for fucking presents. (please, christmas, come already)
"CATLYN I SWEAR TO GOD! IF YOU KEEP EATING THE COOKIES I WILL POISON THE NEXT BATCH!!!!" Kennedy shouted, as Catlyn licked the bowl clean of cookie batter.
"If I die, it's worth it for cookies." Cat responded causally. "Oh wow this is good stuff."
Suzie walked in with a letter, grumbling under her breath about something.
"We got a Christmas party invite." She grumbled.
"From who?" Kennedy asked, whacking Cat with a wooden spoon as she tried to pull the bowl away from her.
"The Avengers. We're supposed to go in a nice dress and with excitement." Everyone groaned at the dress part.
"At least Erin Flores from highschool isn't hosting. God, their parties are the wooorrrssstt. They're a bitch at heart, if not in makeup. Pretty but a bitch."
(Sorry if this is your name, we needed a name! Ps, another author here, at least you're described as pretty?)
Kennedy snorted out the Eggnog she had just been drinking as Cat finished her statement.
"Good lord I have nothing fancy in my closet. Just tell Stark we already have plans." Cat said.
"Can't Stark say he already searched our files." Suzie said, tossing the envelope to Kennedy. "Also, fun-fact Cat has been to jail ninety-six times."
"What can I say, I would kill for food. It's not my fault if they're in the way!" Cat yelled uncontrollably.
"THAT'S IT I'M BOOKING YOU FOR THERAPY AND A LIFE COACH!!!" Kennedy yelled, running to the phone.
"Back to the problem at hand." Suzie said, "We need nice dresses."
"I know Carly could lend us some. She loves her dresses and has A LOT." Kennedy mumbled.
-Timeskip to after getting some dresses and to the partyâname this timeskip Jo-Beth-
The three girls entered the Avengers Tower in gorgeous dresses (courtesy of Carly Divine) and looked around in awe.
"Finally! I was worried you three wouldn't come." Tony said, appearing out of nowhere and dragging them away to God knows where.
"We wouldn't have if you hadn't threatened our nonexistent bank accounts." Cat muttered.
Tony chuckled and led them to a doorway opening it slowly.
The Avengers suddenly jumped out at them shouting, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!"
Kennedy screamed and fell backwards, Suzie tripped over Kennedy and Cat pulled a knife out of her sleeve as confetti rained down on them.
Suddenly Cat laughed while the other two joined in.
Cat pulled the other two up with surprising strength as the Avengers brought out random gifts.
Kennedy looked around the h u g e ballroom-like-room that had no one except the Avengers, and the household of chaos. (Yes that is what we are called, deal with it) "Can this be considered a party?" Cat asked. Suzie elbowed her, then led Cat and Kennedy to where they were supposed to be with practiced strength.
"With how many presents there are, I hope there's a pair of pajamas I CANNOT be in a dress for more than 10 minutes without spontaneously combusting." Cat said.
Clint laughed as Sam and Bucky grinned wildly. "Well you won't like Tony's gift." Bruce said, chuckling.
Catlyn's eyes widened almost comically."I hate fancy people."
Tony looked insulted. "Us 'fancy people' actually have money. Something you don't apparently."
Kennedy smirked, "You lack taste though." She pointed to the clashing colors of almost the entire room.
"Seriously? How do you live here?" Suzie asked, pointing to one area where about a thousand colors clashed horribly in the form of a giant grand piano in the corner of the room.
Pepper smacked Tony's arm, "See I told you that the colors were too much!"
"It's style!" Tony whined, childishly.
"Am I mentally brain damaged or am I the only one who thinks Tony needs a therapist if he thinks THAT is style." Clint asked.
"Nope. But he's been needing one for a lot of things, not just style." Natasha drawled. "But then again you do act like you're mentally brain damaged."
Kennedy, Suzie, and Cat all giggled at this as Clint looked mildly offended.
"You'll pay for that Romanoff." He clutched his heart in mock pain, "I thought we had something!"
"Clintasha, Clintasha, Clintasha!" Cat murmured excitedly.
"What was that?" Nat looked over at Cat.
"Oh my God. The almighty Natasha Romanoff, badass multilingual Russian super spy, is talking to me!" Cat nearly fainted.
"Alright, alright come on we need to open gifts!!" Tony said, impatiently.
"You guys are lucky I told you to buy gifts for them!" Suzie said to Kennedy and Catlyn.
They nodded, also impatient for gifts.
(This is what the most important gift people got bc I'm lazy af)
To Steve-
A mug from Cat and Kennedy that says 'I am Stucky!' (Bucky also got one)
To Bucky-
A memory log from Suzie
To Tony-
A tool box from Bruce
To Bruce-
An anger management book from Cat as a joke but he actually really liked it
To Clint-
A book full of bird species from Nat
(Also as a joke)
To Nat-
A new pair of guns from Tony
To Thor-
A box full of Christmas themed Poptarts from Kennedy
To Loki-
A shirt saying 'I am a kween. Kneel before me bitch.' From Catlyn
Also a small box of valentines chocolates, slipped to him before anyone could see, From Catlyn also.
To Sam-
A new pair of Falcon wings from Tony
To Scott-
A T-shirt saying 'WARNING: Don't step or I'll be stomped!' In big bold letters from Sam
(Another joke)
To Cat-
Some fruit because no one wants to see her on a sugar-high
(A joke again, not joking 'bout the sugar high bit though)
To Kennedy-
A bag of random gummies from Suzie
To Suzie-
A science encyclopedia from Cat and Kennedy
To All three girls-
Some dresses (cat was less than thrilled)
After opening a lot of gifts the girls left the tower giggling with an actual shopping cart full of all their presents.