Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
âSo what, you think youâre all that just because you got into the LPL? Youâre still stuck in this rat hole of a cybercafe as lowly nothings, youâre a joke!â Team Sunlightâs Nine Days burst out in anger.
If they couldnât beat them with their skills, they would beat them with their words. After all, nowadays, cyber society was all about flaming your opponents. It didnât matter whether you were in the right or wrong, as long as you were the one who yelled louder or had more followers, it wasnât as though you could be held responsible. Team Sunlight knew that they still had this advantage, they knew how to use the hearts of the masses to turn against people, and most of all, they knew that people flocked toward drama, hatred, and anything that was popular. If they could stir up a big enough drama, their defeat would be quickly swept under the rug, with the headlights turned to how a famous LPL team were now only able to bully others in a small cybercafe, which would in turn make them the laughing stock of the century!
Bing Bing and his team knew that things werenât looking good for them, immediately changing their game plan and spitting toxic words out as fast as a machine gun, acting as if they had been in the right all along.
Da Luo couldnât take it anymore, standing up to retaliate with a tongue just as sharp as theirs!
There was no way the host could air this scene, and so, she quickly got the cameras to turn to face some curtains and made a solo conclusion of that dayâs events.
âWho wouldâve thought that the infamous LPL stars Team Skycrown have been holding down the fort here at Demacia Cafe! Most of us have probably only had the liberty of seeing these summoners play through the screens of your computers, but if you become a member of Demacia Cafe, youâll have the chance to spectate their matches in-person!
Much more convenient than spectating the big competitions! Also, donât forget, Team Skycrown is now accepting all challenges against them, if you think you have what it takes, come on over to Jing An, Shanghaiâs Demacia Cafe! And thatâs a wrap for today, Iâm your host Ting Ting, see you guys next time!â Ting Ting kept her smile on until the cameras turned off.
The crew were basically done for the day, splitting smiles with yellowed teeth showing on their faces, giving an âOKâ to Ting Ting and completely ignoring the altercation between Da Luo and Team Sunlight!
After all, all they wanted was content, anything other than that they could brush off completely.
âTeam Sunlight, donât you think youâve embarrassed yourselves enough? Why are you still here stinking up the place with all the bullsh*t youâre spouting.â Feng Da had had enough.
Feng Da had originally thought that Team Sunlight was a team with integrity and skill unlike regular LPL teams, but seeing their actions today, Feng Da was absolutely disgusted.
You got GGâd by 18 minutes, and yet, you still had the gall to stand there arrogantly. If it were him, he would be looking for a hole to hide in forever!
âYeah, you were tortured like animals, so why are you still here spreading your bullsh*t. If you want, you can go another round right now. Like our leader said, once you get past the 20 minute mark, you win, but can you last that long?â Mao piped up too.
As a LOL enthusiast, you could have your doubts about any team from any cybercafe or district, but with Team Skycrown, all you could do was bow down before their power!
Their defending team was Team Skycrown, Feng Da, Mao and the rest of them still couldnât believe it!
Your third-rate Team Sunlight couldnât even start to compare with LPL-level teams like Team Skycrown!
The people of Demacia Cafe were still more than ecstatic, they werenât going to let these five dogs keep barking in the presence of their Gods. Feng Da was quite popular in the cafe himself, and with him taking the lead, everyone else followed suit, directing their fiery rage against Team Sunlight.
Team Sunlight had to be insane. This wasnât the internet, did they really think that there were as many blind followers in the audience?
Everyone had seen it with their own eyes. The leader had even offered you unlimited attempts at challenging them, giving you the win if you could last 20 minutes!
They relied on their strength, and this strength was exactly what had impressed their fans, but as for you, other than boasting and creating more drama, what else was your Team Sunlight good for?!
The shouting started out as a jumbled mess, but slowly, order was found within them. Xiao Duo Duo took on the role of a conductor, âSunlight trashâ with a raise of his hand and âdisappearâ as his hand lowered!
âSunlight trash, disappear!â
âSunlight trash, disappear!!!â
Bing Bing, Nine Days, and the rest of Team Sunlight were on the verge of exploding, the guests really had to commend them for still being able to stand under the wave of poison that was being sent their way.
It was like those fights kids got into, if they couldnât win, theyâd just sniff back their tears and turn to leave, muttering along the way, âJust you wait, just you wait!!â
That was exactly what Team Sunlight was doing, looking as though theyâd be back for revenge, but that was just an act to save some face and the last few shreds of dignity they had.
When going to watch a football match live, a peculiar phenomenon would occur. A large majority of people werenât going for the game itself, but rather, to flame the teams. Anger like that was infectious, and even if you were a person of high integrity, even if you had had a good education and a pleasant upbringing, you would still unknowingly get swept up by the waves of anger from the bleachers, releasing your inner demon and shouting swear words you didnât even know you knew.
Demacia Cafe was still one of the better high-end cybercafes. Company managers and bosses from the city gathered here, but they were yelling all the same, and then they would use the football phenomenon as an excuse for their behaviour.
I have class, I have integrity, itâs just that those people were too despicable and wicked, amen!
Seeing Team Sunlight get forced out of the cafe by the unending voices of rage, Luocheng had a shocked expression on his face.
To be honest, he hadnât expected the people at the cafe to be so protective of him and his team.
But, like, sure, go ahead and flame them. However, why was there a sort of artistic echo at the end of every âdisappearâ with a very rhythmic âyeah disappear!â
I get that youâre really passionate and Iâm thankful, but did you really need a beat!?
***
âHaha, Mr. Leader, youâre really something!â Mr. Lei gave Luocheng a big thumbs up.
The main reason people came to Demacia Cafe was because they just liked it here. When their defending team was up against a team from another cafe, they probably didnât really hope for their team to lose, but the fame and popularity of Team Sunlight had blinded them and clouded their judgement.
However, as soon as Team Skycrown stepped up next to Team Sunlight, the truth quickly made itself clear. Most people had some form of rationality, and they knew what it meant to be an LPL team, add that on to the 18 minute torture fest and badass declaration against the entire country from their leader!
Comparing them both, Team Sunlightâs Nine Days and Bing Bing really looked like a steaming pile of sh*t.
***
Once the mob had successfully chased off Team Sunlight, they all came huddling around Team Skycrown!
âI totally called it! I figured out those guys were Team Skycrown ages ago, but you lot didnât believe me. Look, thatâs the Lone Gull whose Jax defeated the number one Renekton player!â A teen pointed at Da Luo.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
âYeah, yeah, I wonder who was the one who said that he could hold up in lane against the defending teamâs top lane!? Screw you!â His friend looked at him in disgust.
âF*ck, and you guys said the defending teamâs Support was trash, why donât you go 1 vs 1 against him now!â The teen, Qiu Guang, was upset as well, retaliating back.
Those words hung boldly in the air, and everyone, including the manager, Xiao Duo Duo, had relentlessly mocked and berated their defending teamâs Support. Some people had even created a Support fan group, coming into the cafe daily, chomping on sunflower seeds and drinking tea, not to see how well Da Luo or Lin Dong played, but to watch what new tricks the Support could use to troll this time!
But now, tears fell from their eyes once they learned the truth. Donât even think about solo-ing him, the host Bao Jun had once announced on the LPL that this guy was the God-like figure who had almost destroyed Blood Eagle in a 1 vs 1!
âI knew from the start that this guy was playing with his feet!â Feng Da slapped Qiu Guang over the head, laughing as he did.
Qiu Guang glanced sideways at Feng Da, biting his tongue to keep him from saying things he wouldd regret. D*mn it, he wondered who was the guy that came to watch the troll Support no matter rain or shine, and who was the one who laughed the loudest whenever the Support made a mistake. Really, you never knew what grovellers people could become when they wanted to!
***
âSay, do you take apprentices? Iâm really talented! I got to Gold rank in only about three thousand games, can you teach me how to play Lee Sin!â a college-aged student with thick-rimmed glasses said.
âHehe, do you mind carrying girls? I like going to the bottom lane, we can play together before midnight, and we can even play together after midnight~â
âCan you take a photo with me? My classmates on WeChat are going to be so jealous.â
âActually, Iâve been hard-stuck in Platinum 1, I canât seem to get to Diamond, can you guys give me some pointers? All my buddies are getting to Diamond, Iâm the only one left, itâs kind of embarrassing.â
Luocheng hadnât even gotten the chance to sit down before he was bombarded with questions and requests, all 5 of them couldnât keep up.
Furthermore, when there were cute, bubbly girls giggling in their ears, suddenly, the bad taste that Team Sunlight had left in their mouths was gone!
You try having a sweet-smelling beauty whisper into your ear, âI wonder if your LOL skills are as good as your skills in other⦠activities?â
Oh my God, blood was rushing right up to their heads!
Luocheng had heard rumors that the wealthy women and young ladies in the cafe were actually really lonely and also, very open. He hadnât expected those rumors to be true. What was that phone number, f*ck, can you all just shut up for a second and let me write down this girlâs number!? Oneâ¦sevenâ¦twoâ¦and thenâ¦d*mn itâ¦whoâs ugly face was that!? It scared me so bad I forgot the rest.
âEverythingâs on the house today, okay? Remember to keep coming back to our Demacia Cafe! Whenever our resident Gods have a competition, Iâll be sure to notify you all through text and WeChat!â Boss Lei boomed in confidence.
Everyone cheered even louder after hearing Boss Leiâs announcement. It was originally just an interview, but now, it had become a free party!
It had been a while since Team Skycrown had eaten a decent meal, city center cybercafes were really something else. High-class parties like this were just a dream for them before this.