âSorry Iâm late,â Perry said, sliding into the booth beside Nat. âMy Ferrari broke down and I had to break out the loaner.â
Natalieâs dad chuckled, but her mom had an expressionless mask imperfectly plastered over seething disdain.
Off to a good start.
âGot it from a friend of mine, who said I could keep it if I fixed it up,â Perry said, thumbing at the hippie van. âHigh schoolers gotta have a car, and Iâm not too picky.â Civilian street cred established.
âTrue that.â Natâs dad said, taking a bite of his hamburger. âI had a piece of crap Subaru when I was your age. I thought it was my ticket to adulthood. I just wound up ferrying my friends around to Tex-Mex every night, though.â
Perry entered his order at the boothâs touch-screen. Double cheese tofu burger. Mmmm.
âYou fixed the car yourself?â Natâs mom asked.
âYep.â
âWow, Iâm impressed,â She said in a tone that undercut the words, âthat you know how to restore cars with yourâ¦age.â
âItâs not that hard to understand a combustion engine,â Perry said. âEspecially one from the sixties. Getting parts is a bi-struggle, but 3-D printers can help with that.â Perry manually toned down his language.
âThatâs an interesting shirt,â Natalieâs dad said, pointing at Perryâs âDeflower Powerâ stenciled on his front, a glimmer of anger in his eyes.
âYeahâ¦thatâs a curse of some kind.â Perry said, glancing down at his crude shirt. âSome prankster mustâve thought it would be funny if my shirt is constantly inappropriate or embarrassing. Maybe one of my cousins.â
âYouâreâ¦cursed to always wear bad T-shirts?â Natâs dad asked, brow raised, anger evaporating.
âPretty sure. This was a black AC-DC shirt when I put it on.â Perry said.
Her dad chuckled, continuing to eat his meal. Natalieâs mom was less than impressed.
âSo, there a lot of magic where you come from?â Natâs mom asked.
âEh,â Perry said, waggling his hand. âThereâs a fair amount, but less than you might think. Modern conveniences have replaced most spells, which were labor-intensive. Microwaves, cars, TV. That sort of thing. That stuff used to be royalty only, and now everyone gets to heat up their food in seconds.â
âFascinating,â Natâs mom said, folding her hands and leaning forward.
âIsnât it?â Perry said. âIâm planning on going to UoF and get a degree in engineering. Magic is great and all, but science is better.â
Nevermind the two of those werenât necessarily mutually exclusive. Perry just wanted to play down his totalâ¦magickiness, because thatâs what her mom seemed to have a problem with.
âSo what are your plans for Natalie?â Her mom shifted into high gear, catching Perry off guard.
âToâ¦date her?â Perry said, confused, taking a bite of his french fries as they arrived. âI donât know what else I would do at this point.â
Way too early for marriage.
âThatâs a relief,â Her mom said with a facetious smile. âThereâs so many stories about unscrupulous mooks selling human women into slavery. Given how short a time you two have known each other, I was worried.â
âMom!â Nat shouted, drawing the attention of a few of the other Burger Joint patrons. âYou canât just accuse him of being a trafficker!â
âI didnât!â her mom protested. âI was just worried about you, Nat. Funkytown is riddled with young women disappearing every year. I just have to be sure your new friend isnâtâ¦off.â She glanced at Perry, who was stuffing his mouth with fries, watching the exchange with amusement.
âThe manitians are nice! Thereâs nothing dangerous about them!â
Perry cleared his throat and nudged Natalie. âIf I could step in. The majority of the racism against Manitians stems from the first twenty years after they arrived. 1970 to 1990. Coming from a feudal society, the concept of human rights and the rule of law wasnât quite asâ¦ingrained, and there actually was a decent amount of human trafficking, murder, extortion, blood rituals, you name it. Theyâre kind of like the Italian mafia of the nineteen twenties: Immigrants bringing their old loyalties with them, have a hard time adapting, faced with racism and exploitation. Kind of a perfect recipe for organized crime. The queen of Manita even tried to usurp the human throne and establish a New Manita, but couldnât figure out how to kill Solaris.â
Natalie stared at Perry with wide eyes. She knew exactly where Perry and his grandmother fit in that whole dynamic.
âItâs better now with the average Manitianâ Perry shrugged, taking a bite out of his burger. âI wouldnât suggest walking around certain streets without backup, though. Thereâs still a decent amount of disappearances. Vampires and such. You remember those carnivores we ran into?â
Nat frowned at him.
âOh, no, that was me and Heather,â Perry said, snapping his fingers.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âWhoâs Heather?â Natâs mom said, the matronly woman perking up like a doberman.
Perry glanced at Nat. âSheâs a friend of mine,â Perry said with a shrug, but his delay had been too long.
âIs this the same Heather whose house you spent the night at?â Her mom asked.
âWell-â
âWhat was your boyfriend doing alone in the middle of a bad neighborhood with your best friend?â Natâs mom asked, gaining steam.
âMom-â
âIs she actually your best friend, or is she just another stupid girl this mook has wrapped around his finger? Did you lie about spending the night at her place? Is that what you were talking about at the-â
âHeâs not taking advantage of us, sheâs MY girlfriend!â Nat shouted. âAnd heâs my boyfriend,â she said, quieter, clinging to Perryâs arm.
Natâs dad began drinking his soda as hard as physically possible to cover his reaction while Natâs momâs jaw quivered.
âThatâs notâ¦you canâtâ¦â Perry watched in amazement as the gears behind the dumpy womanâs eyes ground to a halt and began building up the pressure to critical levels. Her mom gradually grew crimson, veins bulging on the side of her head.
âYou little sl-â
âSuper fight,â Perry interrupted in monotone, motioning to the outside.
BOOOM!
A man made of living flame crashed to the pavement of the parking lot from high above, standing nearly fifteen feet tall as he climbed to his feet.
âOh, crap!â Natâs dad went pasty white as a full team of supers followed after what Perry assumed was a Trigger High rampage.
An explosion of confetti revealed the back of a well-muscled young man wearing a fireman hat and suspenders.
He had a firehose emerging out from between his legs. Where it came fromâ¦was anyoneâs guess.
Even with his back to them, Perry knew who it was:
I guess Role got let out.And that was Dazzleâs power, soooâ¦.this could get awkward.
Role in his sexy fireman role unleashed a wave of water at the flaming giant.
The giant of living fire stumbled backwards from the high-pressure stream of water, grabbing a truck and throwing it at the source of the annoyanceâ¦who was standing directly in front of their window.
Crap!
A burst of confetti snatched Role up, and left nothing between them and the hurtling vehicle.
Natâs parentâs flinched in terror as their lives flashed in front of their eyes.
Perry leapt up and lurched over Nat while Nat pulled out one of her damage absorbers, lunging across the table.
Perry reached out and smudged the glass and frame, modifying them a fraction of a second before the truck hit the window.
The entire Burger joint rattled in place as the truck squished up against the glass like an aluminum can and fell away, leaving a couple paint streaks on the window.
âWell, look at that,â Perry muttered, pulling his hands away from the window. âI guess Burger joint sprang for Tinker glass.â
Perry glanced down and spotted Natalie leaning back in her seat with a sigh, pulling the business ends of her curved damage absorber away from her dadâs wrist with a heavy sigh. Perry noticed.
He also noticed Natâs mom eyeballing the damage absorber. The dumpy woman didnât know exactly what it did, but what she did know was that Nat would rather use it on her dad in a life-or-death situation and leave her mom out to hang.
Yikes.
Strangely enough, the explosion of anger didnât come, and Natâs mom seemed to draw in on herself, going quiet as the brawl continued outside.
Not sure if thatâs scarier, honestly.
An emaciated creature made of black gunk latched onto the fire giant, seemingly whispering in its ear as Sin-Eater and Monolith landed, joining the fight.
Monolith rushed forward and began pummeling the distracted flame giant with his bare hands, while another creature that looked likeâ¦a dominatrix nun began healing some burns on Dazzleâs back.
A moment later, the pale-skinned dominatrix collapsed into more of Sin-Eaterâs pitch-black goop, crawling back towards her.
Oh, healing, thatâs valuable. Sheâs expanded her role on the team from crowd control to support as well. Good for her.
When you added Role to the team to deal with weird, off-the-wall problemsâ¦Chemestroâs team was actually pretty strong and balanced.
I donât see Jetsetâ¦did he get scalped by Nexus?
Chemestro landed last, watching as his team took down the flaming giant, wearing him down with pack tactics.
âWow, itâs Chemestro!â Natalieâs dad said, recovering from the shock of nearly getting pasted by a truck with surprising speed. âKidâs badass.â
Perry shielded his face from the window with his french-fry box.
âGet âem!â Natâs dad cheered, while her mom sized up Perryâs reaction to the Sweeper, a malicious glint in her eye.
âWow, they took it down already!â Natâs dad gave running commentary as Perry desperately searched for a way to conceal his identity. âOh, now theyâre heading for Burger joint! You think theyâre hungry? You think I could get an autograph?â
Perry heaved a huge sigh and allowed his head to lean back over the edge of the seat.
Que sera, sera.
âHeâll keep him asleep until Nexus gets here. Letâs get something to eat. Order whatever you like, Iâll cover it,â Chemestro said, leading the way into the fast-food restaurant.
Perry glanced outside and spotted Role, now dressed in a doctorâs scrub and face mask, applying an I.V. to the unconscious bodybuilder. The chemical bag was labeled âsleep juiceâ.
Huh.
âAnything!? Oh my God, I would do anything for a soda,â Sin-Eater said, the goth girl clinging close to Chemestro as the super approached the register.
âSix tofu burgers, no buns, no cheese, with two scoops of guacamole on top. Large iced tea, unsweetened.â Chemestro said to the pimply teenager behind the counter.
The kid shakily relayed the order and Chemestro turned around, locking on Perry instantly.
Here it comes.
Chemestro approached, his gaze flickering between Perry, Nat, Natâs parentâs, and the smudge of blue paint on the glass, taking in the situation.
âCitizens,â Chemestro said, his gaze lingering a moment too long on Perry. âI apologize for the danger you were put in. I view that as a personal failing, and am thankful it passed without incident.â
Natâs dad spluttered in his hasty attempt to apologize for existing in the same place as the super fight went down.
âNo it was my fault, I shouldâve died, I mean, I shouldnât have been there.â
âChemestro,â Chemestro said, offering Natâs dad his hand.
âDave,â Natâs dad said, shaking the hand over-enthusiastically with both of his. âDave Smith. So glad you stepped in and took care of that Trigger Rampage.â
âItâs my pleasure,â Chemestro said.
âIâm Donna,â Natâs mom said, shaking Chemestroâs hand.
âAnd you, miss?â Chemestro asked.
âNatalie,â Nat said sourly, shaking Chemestroâs hand.
âPerry. Perry Zauberer.â Perry said, shaking Chemestroâs hand last.
Chemestroâs hand clamped down over Perryâs.
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Perry squeezed down harder.
His nemesis grinned wider, seemingly immune to pain.
âSorry about that,â Donna said, tapping Perry on the wrist, prompting him to let go. âHeâs from Funkytown. Sometimes I wish heroes like you could clean up the district. He rubs elbows with man-eating creatures, for godâs sakes.â
âMom,â Nat hissed.
âOh, I know heâs Manitian. Perry Z here is kind of famous in certain circles. A citizen of interest, in fact.â Chemestro said. âThe Queen of Manita only has one grandson, after all.â
Damnit. Perry rubbed his temples.
âTheâ¦what?â Donna asked, glancing between Perry and Chemestro.
âOh yeah,â he said with a smirk. âHeâs the only scion of the richest, possibly most powerful family in Franklin City.â Chemestro was providing the publicly available information about him, so he wasnât breaking any rules, but it was still a dick move.
âOh my god, soda,â Sin-Eater said, gasped between huge gulps of carbonated sugar-water. âYou donât know how badly I missed you, Chemestro doesnât- EEP!â
Sin-Eater spotted Perry and flinched backwards, assuming a defensive stance, dropping her tray full of burgers and fries.
Chemestro idly flicked his fingers, and the tray and soda cup floated in midair, moving to the nearby booth with their contents.
âLook out, Itâs Para-â another subtle movement from Chemestro and Sin-Eater lost the ability to speak. He caught her gaze and shook his head, at which point she sat down, munching down unhealthy french fries, stuffing her cheeks like a chipmunk while giving Perry a death-glare.
I made those french fries possible. Perry groused.
Monolith followed a moment later, glaring at Perry from the opposite side of the lobby, leaning against a pillar while he ate, because booths were too small for him.
He caught Perryâs gaze and slid his thumb across his neck.
Perry winked back, which seemed to sufficiently infuriate the brutish cowl. It looked like Monolith wanted to start something then and there, but he glanced at Chemestro before restraining himself.
A moment later, Role and Dazzle joined Sin-eater, staring at Perry while they ate.
Looks like they arenât gonna start anything. Super culture respected off-hours and civvie dress...mostly.
Perry let out a breath and glanced back at Dave and Donna Smith. Natâs parents were staring at him too.
âWhat?â