Dagger, dark green, like a venomous snake.
It stabbed towards Chen Yuâs back with extreme speed!
Chen Yu seemed completely unguarded, still sticking his butt out. This delighted the chubby middle-aged man.
"Shuaââ"
However, at the moment when the sharp dagger was about to pierce the skin, Chen Yuâs entire body suddenly vanished into thin air.
Only a smear of "crap" which was "half-solid half-liquid" splattered on his face.
"What?!"
The thought barely echoed in the chubby middle-aged manâs mind when he felt the world spin around him.
Consciousness slowly faded awayâ¦
"Plopââ"
Pocketing his "Sister White Fang", Chen Yu didnât even glance at the head that fell on the bank but simply squatted down and washed his butt with river water.
Then he pulled up his pants, bent over to grab one of the headless corpseâs legs, and nonchalantly dragged it out of the water, placing it beside the head.
He, Chen Yu, was kind, gentle, moral, and a man detached from low-level tastes.
Although he killed him, he still ensured the corpse was intact.
To avoid leaving the body incomplete and compromising his own virtue.
With a serious face, he "reassembled" the head onto the body, stood up contentedly, dusted off his hands, and sighed deeply, "Buddy, rest in peace."
The next moment.
The title above the chubby middle-aged manâs head changed from [Nightclub Playboy Prince] to [Dead Corpse].
"Shua shua shua shuaââ"
Then, it was chopped into over a hundred pieces.
And quickly earned the title [Corpse with Something to Say].
Seeing this, Chen Yu was taken aback and hurriedly stooped down to put his ear close to the chubby middle-aged manâs mouth, "What did you want to say?"
The corpse: "â¦"
...
About ten minutes later.
Chen Yu returned to the "Diplomatic Teamâs" temporary camp cursing and with a dark expression.
In the end, he didnât copy any useful abilities from the "second corpse".
Nor did he hear what the "corpse with something to say" wanted to express.
It frustrated him to the point of scratching his head in irritation.
"Damn riddle-makers can go to hell."
Sitting down on "Team Five"âs spot, Chen Yu picked up the burnt rabbit meat beside the fire and instantly became furious: "Fuck! Who burnt my rabbit meat?"
Everyone turned their heads, giving Chen Yu various looks, but none said a word.
"Yu," the somewhat cautious chubby neighbor finally spoke after a long while, "you left it there before you left."
"Oh, I burned it huh. Then itâs fine."
Not far away, the young man meticulously examining the corpse of the triangular-eyed Transcendent took off his snapback cap, fanned himself expressionlessly, turned his head towards Chen Yu: "Back already?"
Chen Yu: "Back."
The young man: "What about the guy from Team Two?"
Chen Yu: "Hasnât returned."
"Hmm." The young man with the snapback cap nodded, stood up, cleared his throat, and surveyed everyone.
"Everyone, look here!"
When all eyes focused on him, he announced loudly, "Due to the non-combat reduction in personnel, Team Two has lost one member. Now, I will join Team Two, taking on both roles as deputy Team Leader and Team Twoâs captain."
"Yes!" the two Team Two members nodded.
"From tonight onward, no one is to act alone," the snapback-capped young man glanced at Chen Yu, "even for going to the toilet, there must be at least two people in a group!"
"Awesome!" Chen Yu immediately became excited and turned to look at Li Yao, "We can go take a dump together from now on."
The girl: "..."
Chen Yu: "When you go to the toilet, do you wipe with your left hand or your right hand?"
The girl: "...I use paper."
Chen Yu patted the girlâs shoulder: "Then weâre different, I use both hands at the same time."
Upon hearing this, the girl opened her mouth slightly, then chose silence as the rational decision.
To avoid the conversation going downhill following Chen Yuâs lead.
"Additionally, regarding the âtraitorâ issue, no need for you all to worry, I have my own plans," the young man with the snapback continued, "Tonightâs watch will be handled by Team One. You three can switch as you like."
"Yes!" the three members of Team One nodded.
"Thereâs nothing else," said the young man, lifting his wrist to check the time engraved on his Rolex, frowning, "Hasnât the team member who went to wash his hands returned yet?"
"No," everyone looked around and shook their heads.
"How long has he been gone?" the young man asked.
"Almost twenty minutes."
"Washing hands takes this long? Who went with him during the same time?" the young man with the snapback looked towards Chen Yu.
Chen Yu scratched his head with an index finger, turned to his chubby neighbor, and asked, "Donât you feel like this seems familiar?"
The chubby neighbor: "..."
"Chen Yu!" The young manâs heart sank with an ominous feeling. "Did you go to the same place to wash?"
Chen Yu: "Yeah."
The young man: "Where is he then?"
"Iâve said it, hasnât returned, hasnât returned, hasnât returned."
"Was he still washing when you returned?"
"No, not that."
"Then what was he doing?"
"Let me think." Chen Yu looked up in thought for a moment, then slapped his forehead, "Oh right, he had something to say."
"What did he want to say?" the young man asked, puzzled.@@novelbin@@
"He didnât manage to say anything," Chen Yu sighed, "because he died."
The entire crowd: "!!!"
"What?!" The young manâs eyes were filled with shock. "Heâs dead? Did you kill him?!"
"Fuck," Chen Yu was annoyed, "so if somebody dies, itâs got to be me who killed him?"
"Then who killed him?"
"I killed him," Chen Yu answered.
The entire crowd: "..."
"He... he... he..." The armored brute couldnât believe it and stuttered to the young man with the snapback cap, "Heâs not even bothering to hide it?"