Chapter 380: 380 Stop kissing others randomly

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She walked over and helped him up, “Are you alright?”

“I almost snapped my neck.” He grinned, “But I’m lucky, my neck is still connected to my head.”

“Your neck is hanging on your head?”

He chuckled, “Wife, I was just captivated by you. I misspoke… I meant my head is attached to my neck.”

As soon as she helped him stand, he leaned on her, lowered his head, and accurately kissed her face, “Ptui! Wife, your face tastes so bitter…” Having wiped so much green medicine, it turned out to be bitter. Extremely astringent, even worse than raw stir-fried fern!

She pushed him away with one hand.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om

Since he lacked strength, he fell back on the ground like an octopus, swallowing a mouthful of dust, “Pfft… Pfft…” He spat out the dirt, “Wife, you haven’t swept the floor in a while… I just swallowed a mouthful of dust…”

“Go to hell.” She said coldly, “You just ingested the medicine on my face. Remember the poisonous spider you found for me? The medicine contains its venom, which is highly toxic. You better prepare to die…” His face turned pale with fright, “Wife, really?”

“What do you mean, really? What do you think I was doing with those poisonous spiders? You know how venomous they are, and you’ve seen someone get poisoned before.”

He started to get scared, “Wife, what will happen to me?”

“Not much.” She glanced at the master bedroom through the open window and looked at Xiao Qinghe’s elegant brows on the bed, “At most, you’ll keep Fourth

Brother company. That way, he won’t be lonely.”

“Isn’t that paralysis?” Xiao Yuchuan’s handsome face turned pale.

Su Qingyue liked his facial expression, “Yes.”

“Wife, don’t scare me…” His teeth began to chatter.

She pretended to be innocent, ‘Why would I scare you? Didn’t you say that someone was bitten by a poisonous spider and the worst-case scenario was paralysis? I’m just stating the facts.”

Xiao Yuchuan was not a fool, “But this is medicine mixed with spider fluid… it should be different, right?”

He was right. She said, “It really is poisonous. Soon you’ll feel numb all over your body, then completely lose sensation. If you’re lucky, only half of your body will be paralyzed; if you’re unlucky, later only your head on your neck will be able to move.”

“Wife, save me!” He cried out with a bitter face, looking up at her from the ground.

She looked down at him and said, “Third Brother, I’m not an immortal… I can’t save everyone. Besides, I don’t want to save everyone.” She pointed at the sky, “You could wait for some kind-hearted immortal to come down and save you. With your handsome looks, you’ll definitely have a chance.”

Having said that, she went to the kitchen to cook rice.

Xiao Yuchuan miserably lay on the ground. Feeling uncomfortable in that position, he struggled to flip over and lay flat on his back in the muddy courtyard.

Second Brother and Fourth Brother were both sitting by the master bedroom window on the bed, watching him.

He hurriedly said, “Second Brother, Fourth Brother, my legs are getting numb… the poison on my wife’s face seems to be real…”

Xiao Yishan had no expression on his cold face, “So what if they’re numb.” “But…” He sighed, “My thighs are numb too… and so is my upper body…”

Xiao Qinghe was somewhat worried, “Third Brother, are you really going to be paralyzed?”

“I don’t know….” He tried to prop himself up to sit, but his entire body was stiff and weak, “My wife’s face is really poisonous!”