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He and his wife⦠probably never got along this well in their entire lives.
Xiao Yishan saw his wife so angry that smoke seemed to come out of her head, and he couldnât help but feel distressed, âThird Brother, ease up on Yueâer a bit.â
âItâs fine, my wife has a strong heart, she wonât die from anger.â Xiao Yuchuan grinned, showing his neat, clean teeth, making Su Qingyue want to pluck them out one by one.
Seeing Second Brotherâs genuine concern, she felt much better, âSecond Brother, Iâm alright. Iâm not that petty. If Xiao Yuchuan dies from anger one day, Iâll just stand by and laugh. Even better, Iâll laugh non-stop!â
Xiao Yuchuan looked hurt, âWife, you wouldnât be so heartless, would youâ¦?â
She snorted coldly, âInitially, I wanted to find someone in the village who thought Fourth Brother was more handsome than you. Youâd lose the bet and give me your private money. But since youâre so poor, you donât have any private money. So, if you lose, you have to streak.â
âOkay.â Xiao Yuchuan nodded, âWife, what if no one in the village thinks Fourth
Brother is more handsome than me?â n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
She glanced at him, âWhat do you want?â
He put away his joking face and stared at her seriously, âYou consummate our marriage immediately.â
ââ¦â She was silent for a few seconds, feeling like she was inadvertently walking into a trapâ¦
âWife, have you already lost the bet?â He grinned and winked at her suggestively, âThen letâs consummate our marriage immediatelyâ¦â
The resolute expression on Xiao Yishanâs face turned grim, âThird Brother, what are you talking about!â
Qinghe also felt uncomfortable after hearing this, even though he didnât dare to hope that his wife would accept him, he still didnât want her to belong to anyone else, including his own third brother.
âSecond Brother, Iâm serious.â Xiao Yuchuan said solemnly.
âIf Third Brother is so readily agreeing to something as awesome as streaking, then Iâll bet with you.â If I lose, Iâll just lie down on the bed and mate with Third Brother right away. Su Qingyue said confidently, âI donât believe that everyone in the village thinks youâre more handsome than Fourth Brother.â
âAs long as you donât cheat, just by asking people, youâll find out the answer.â Xiao Yuchuan was also brimming with confidence. Thinking about doing âthatâ with his wife⦠his entire bodyâs blood was boiling.
âYueâer, donât agree to itâ¦â Xiao Yishan furrowed his thick black eyebrows, not wanting her to gamble. In case she lost⦠the thought of her being with his third brother made his heart ache terribly.
âSecond Brother, Iâve already agreed.â Qingyue smiled, âNot just you guys, but everyone in the village must be waiting to see Third Brother streak.â
Xiao Yuchuan became curious, âWife, what is streaking? You make it sound so serious?â
Su Qingyue suddenly felt like spitting out blood in frustration, âYou donât even know what streaking is?â
âYeah.â He nodded, âIâve never heard anyone in the village mention streaking, and Iâve never heard any customers talking about it when I sell goods.â
Both Xiao Yishan and Xiao Qinghe looked confused, not knowing either.
Turns out the ancient people couldnât understand such a progressive term. Qingyue felt a headache coming, âYou donât know what it is yet you agreed so readily?â
âI figured my wife couldnât come up with anything too terrible, so I agreed first.â
Su Qingyue had the urge to kill him, âWait until you strip off all your clothes, even your underpants. If you donât know what underwear is, you should know what underpants are â wearing nothing but a smile, run a circle around the
village. Thatâs streaking..â