I feel like writing something random so here goes
My SHIT with book  characters that I would love to drown. Okay some of them.
{I notice a trend}
Alexander Lightwood.
I like Alec. He is a very interesting and multi-faceted character. BUT SOMETIMES HE IS JUST WILL NOT LET GO THE FACT THAT MAGNUS HAD A SEX LIFE AND A LIFE BEFORE> He just can't get over it and gets incredibly pissed and jealous. GET OVER IT ALEC. I LOVE YOU BUT SERIOUSLY
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING MEH
The NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS LORAS TYRELL IS ATTRACTIVE
We get that Loras is attractive. It's mentioned at least five million times in about three chapters in Game of Thrones
From The Game of Thrones Wikia:
Ser Loras is exceptionally handsome with long, flowing brown hair and golden eyes. thinks Loras is beautiful and already a legend, and that half the girls in the want to bed him and all the boys want to be him. also thinks Loras is beautiful, and that he is lithe and graceful with wonderful eyes. Despite his youth and slender frame, Loras is a capable warrior, using swords, axes, and morningstars to deadly effect. He is beloved by , especially women. While courteous he is still thirsty for glory and can be short-tempered and impetuous.
And, yes I have no shame in saying I think he's a very good looking person and Finn Jones as well. I mean just look.
Yes, Loras don't rub it in.
"Loras is a pretty princess."- Padme Amidala
Viserys Targaryen
I love him so much but sometimes he is incredibly delusional and stupid and is freaking hilarious. Yes, I have zero shame in having a  creepy fictional boyfriend. He doesn't think about how are actions affect people. If you call you sister a whore and also demand a crown from your seriously violent/ slightly creepy brother in law {who loves your sister}  do you think that's gonna sit well? No.... Sometimes I just can't believe how incredibly dumb he is. Just because you're the rightful king blah doesn't mean everyone is gonna be so willing to follow you. You don't want to wake the dragon do you? Well, Viserys asdfghjkl;. Whenever ever he is in the story I'm just like. OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!!!  {Inserts Major Face-Palm}
Me to my dad whenever he does anything at it.
If these last two pictures to judge He is an incestuous creepy, Maniac, psychopathic douchebag but half the time I can;t stand him and his intense stupidity.
Me
{Don't ask me why I included that last gif. I had to}
Robert Lightwood
I just can't believe he's a homophobic and with the whole Malec. It just breaks my heart.
Stannis Baratheon
Clash of Kings Prologue:
Stannis is pissed he is {to quote Sam} a rage monster.
" For Renly!" He spat out the name like poison on his tongue. "Your brother has been the Lord of Storm's End these past thirteen years. These lords are his sworn bannermen-" "His," Stannis broke in, "when by rights they should be mine. I never asked for Dragonstone. I never wanted it. I took it because Robert's enemies were here and he commanded me to root them out. I built his fleet and did his work, dutiful as a younger brother should be to an elder as Renly should be to me. And what were Robert's thanks? He names me Lord of Dragonstone and gives Storm's End and its incomes to Renly. Storm's End belonged to House Baratheon for three hundred years; by rights, it should have passed to me when Robert took the Iron Throne." {Clash of Kings, Martin Page 11.}
Pretty much Stannis is the rightful king of the seven kingdoms and is pissed at both his brothers. Robert didn't thank him enough and gave Renly what was rightfully his. He is mad and wants revenge and basically blames his family for everything.
"Your true enemies are the Lannisters, my lord," Maester Cressen answered. "If you and your brother were to make common cause against them-" "I will not treat with Renly," Stannis answered in a tone that brooked no argument. "Not while he calls himself a king." "Not Renly, then," the maester yielded. His lord was stubborn and proud; when he had set his mind, there was no changing it. "Others might serve your needs as well. Eddard Stark's son has been proclaimed King in the North, with all the power of Winterfell and Riverrun behind him." "A green boy," said Stannis, "and another false king. Am I to accept a broken realm?" "Surely half a kingdom is better than none," Cressen said, "and if you help the boy avenge his father's murder-" "Why should I avenge Eddard Stark? The man was nothing to me. Oh, Robert loved him, to be sure. Loved him as a brother, how often did I hear that? I was his brother, not Ned Stark, but you would never have known it by the way he treated me. I held Storm's End for him, watching good men starve while Mace Tyrell and Paxter Redwyne feasted within sight of my walls. Did Robert thank me? No. He thanked Stark, for lifting the siege when we were down to rats and radishes. I built a fleet at Robert's command, took Dragonstone in his name. Did he take my hand and say, Well done, brother, whatever should I do without you? No, he blamed me for letting Willem Darry steal away Viserys and the babe as if I could have stopped it. I sat on his council for fifteen years, helping Jon Arryn rule his realm while Robert drank and whored, but when Jon died, did my brother name me his Hand? No, he went galloping off to his dear friend Ned Stark and offered him the honor. And small good it did either of them " {Martin Page 12/13}.
In short.
Stannis: What did Robert ever do for me. Did he give me Storms end? No, he gave me the lame place where nothing happens. Did he appreciate my help? No, he gave all that glory to Ned and Jon. Did he ever love me? No, he treated Ned like a brother and so why should I give a shit about his son. When Jon died why didn't he name me his hand?
Me:
I'm not genius but I wouldn't give my brother that much power
Ramsey effing Bolton
I hate Ramsey with a passion.
What I want to do to him and anyone who is responsible for The Red Wedding
Robb is in his rage monster mode.
Basically, he killed by bae and boyfriend and he does bad things to Sansa and makes Theon watch.
I don;t think I have to prove my point very hard. He is an awful person who needs to die.
And that is part one of  my shit with characters.
Part 2 is coming soon.