"Hey, what do guys do when they need to pee and get hard?"
"Why are you asking that on stream!? Couldnât you wait until later!?"
I half-yelled as I retorted to Bancho.
Even though it's difficult, it still comes out.
"By the way, do you know the origin of the word âpencil'?"
"Youâre clearly asking that with ill intentions, arenât you!?"
"By the way, the correct answer is âlittle penisâ in Latin."
"Donât announce the correct answer on your own! But, you see, âpenâ actually comes from the word for âfeatherâ! Back then, pens were feather quills!"
â«Iroha is trying so hard, lol
â«Wow, I didn't know âpenâ and âpencilâ had different origins.
â«Male and female sound similar but have different origins too (U.S.)
â«Words that originally were different can start resembling each other over time.
â«Isn't that called âword symmetryâ?
â«By the way, youâre using a pencil on a whiteboard (U.S.)
"Huh?⦠Whoa, you're right!?"
"Yeeeep."
Bancho had been handwriting on a whiteboard.
But for some reason, the cursor was designed like a pencil.
"Could it be, that you anticipated this from the start? No, Iâve been guided all along!?"
I shuddered. What a terrifying woman, Bancho!
This means, she had planned this topic from the preparation stage.
No, even if they say "Don't hold back," wouldn't you normally go easy on someone underage!?
She's definitely out there. She's high.
"Do you know that some animals have bones in their penises?"
"Wow, I didnât know that."
"By the way, human males also have bones in their penises."
"Huh!? No way!?"n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
I instinctively searched my past life memories.
â¦No, no, no, that can't be!
"Oh, wait! I get it. Youâre trying to trick me! Itâs an idiom meaning someone with âbackbone', right!?"
That was close. I almost got fooled.
There are times when new research reveals strange truths.
"Iroha, nono, thatâs not it."
"Then, do humans really have bones?"
"Yes, because there's a boner in the penis."
"You idiot!"
â«Almost got tricked again, lol
â«Iroha is so pure, w
â«In the end, itâs just a dirty joke!
"By the wayâ¦"
Bancho said.
The next moment, I froze.
"Does everyone know the size of Iroha's penis?"
"â¦Huh?"
The shock rendered me speechless for a moment.
My size? Why suddenly bring that up?
"Well, um, I donât know about that."
I stuttered in confusion.
Now, Iâm a woman. Naturally, there's nothing down there.
Does that mean Bancho suspects my past life?
â«Iroha is actually a boy!?
â«There's no way such a cute girl could be a boy!
â«No way, lol
â«But sometimes Iroha refers to herself as âore'.
â«Honestly, Iroha is so smart, she might be on her second life.
â«So, she was a man in her past life and remembers it? Lol
"Iroha, you really donât know? Everyone wants to know."
"â¦Actually, Iâ¦"
"Oh, by the wayâ¦"
"âCincinâ means âringâ in Indonesian."
"Thatâs confusing!"
Phew, that was close!
Safe! Just barely! I almost let something slip in my fluster.
"I dabble in Indonesian, so I accidentally mixed it up with English."
"Thatâs definitely on purpose! Who mixes up Indonesian at such a precise moment!?"
"But Iroha, you were flustered, so maybeâ¦"
"Huh?"
â«Did Iroha get a ring from someone? (U.S.)
â«No, sheâs probably preparing a ring to give to someone.
â«She just got flustered by the word âchinchin'.
â«No reason to get flustered now, sheâs heard it enough today.
â«I also want to know Iroha's size. Personally, I want to make an engagement ring.
â«Everyone is saying âchinchinâ too much, lol
"Well, actually! I was preparing a ring as a present! It was supposed to be a secret though. You all made me reveal it."
â«Who is it for?
â«It has to be for Ogu, right! (U.S.)
â«No, itâs gotta be Anego, the original and best.
â«If it's Anego, it should be her younger sister.
â«Recently, there's also the devoted Ilyesha. (Ukrainian)
â«Seriously, whoâs she going to propose to? Iâm so curious!
"Well, who knows?"
I laughed vaguely.
I felt like trying to cover it up only dragged me into more trouble.