Edited by Noks, Divetus, and xiin
No. 3 felt that his face had been completely lost, and so opened his mouth to retort and curse, releasing a stream of words in his home dialect. Although most people couldnât understand what was being said, considering all the âfuckâ and âdamnâ in that tirade, it was obvious that it couldnât be anything good.
Someone jumped out of the barrage at once.
[Wtf, this dialect is actually from our area, but we donât recognize this grandson. You can beat him as you like.]
Even if Good Show was used to witnessing such a scene, it was usually just in the form of written attacks in LoL or in the barrage, which wasnât as exciting as hearing it in person. He couldnât come up with anything to say anything for awhile.
Yu Yan didnât speak either. He revived 1 and turned around and walked out of the small house.
No. 3 was looting a box in the corner. While passing by, Yu Yan opened the two boxes in the middle and glanced inside them. It was obvious that all the good things had already been looted.
No. 3 was still cursing, â&â¦. %ï¿¥# What bs thing, just playing a game gives you a sense of superiority? Little Jiejie, Iâve picked up an extra sniper silencer. Let me give it to youâ¦.WTF!!!â
In the middle of No. 3âs on-going speech, countless shots rang out.
Yu Yanâs face had already returned to normal. After turning around the corner, he had raised his gun, and with a sweep of gunfire, had knocked down No. 3.
âPlaying games doesnât give you a sense of superiority. But at least in the game, if I want you to die, you have to obediently lie down.â Yu Yan said, âA quack should still have the qualities of a quack. You donât help revive others, but youâre still the first to grab a gun while looting. You really are a Didi.â
In the semi-final circle, the number of survivors left was less than 20, and so it looked like they were about to eat chicken. No. 3 was fully equipped, and he had even secretly looted a level 3 helmet. However, even before he could even warm up the helmet, he was thrown to the ground and then mocked for a while. No. 3âs face turned red with anger.
âYouâre the one sneaking in from behind, and then youâre talking this bullshit? If you have the ability, come help daddy up, and weâll see who kills who?? Youâre aâ¦. ï¿¥%#!â
[This person is really shameless. Just based on this shooting technique, if you casually drag Boss 1 or Good Show to fight against him, Iâm afraid he wonât be able to even beat them!] n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
[Lolololol, person above, if you want to curse someone out, just curse them out. How can you humiliate your own people?]
[This game is too exhilarating ba?! I usually play LoL, and whenever I encounter the masterpieces of keyboard warriors, I get angry enough to fly off the handle because I canât kill my teammates!!!]
Everyone thought Yu Yan would continue to jeer, but unexpectedly, he suddenly laughed. âYou speak so much, but who is the one kneeling now?â
He didnât plan to waste any more time here after saying that. So many shots had been fired just now, and he didnât know if there were any teams nearby who mightâve heard it and come to investigate.
He ignored No. 3âs insults and was just about to kill him off when he heard a heavy thump.
[Yii11c eliminated forerunner747 with an S686]
Yi Chen jumped onto the fence and with the attitude of looking down upon someone, killed him off.
Yu Yan was stunned, and his first reaction was to ask, ââ¦Where did you get an S686?â
âI wanted to kill him, I just picked it up in the house.â Yi Chen said, âI wasnât sure if the gun was stable and could kill him right awayâ
Yet, as a result, while he was away picking up guns, No. 3 had already been knocked down.
â¦afraid it couldnât kill him.
Yu Yan resisted laughing aloud and opened No. 3âs box. âCome, take his gun, and take all of this level 3 armor.â
Good Show, who had also looted a level 3 armor on his end, asked, âXiao Yan, I also have a level 3 armor here, do you want it?â
âThis team is really plump ba.â Yu Yan finished looting what he needed, turned his head, and ran. âNo, you two take it ba, Iâm fine with just a helmet. Are you finished looting? If youâre finished looting, letâs go ba.â
Yi Chen didnât ask any questions and followed behind Yu Yan with his gun, leaving the small house in the wild area behind.
Although the place they had just been in was a wild area, it still counted as being a large wild area. There were several houses there, and since most people had been busy with killing each other before, they pretty much hadnât been searched through.
Good Show didnât quite want to leave yet, and he went upstairs while saying, âYouâre not going to search it? Weâve just arrived, and now weâre running away again?â
Yu Yan said, âThere were so many shots just now, Iâm afraid someone will come looking.â
âIf they come looking, weâll fuck them up!â
âItâs not in the circle either,â Yu Yan said.
Good Show looked at the map; it really wasnât in the circle anymore. He said, âOkay, Iâll come after I search this building.â
Just as Good Show walked up to the second floor, he heard the sound of footsteps&#k2014;indicating that more than one person was walking over towards him.
Good Show immediately froze. âXiao Yan, did you guys come back?â
Yu Yan said, âWe have already entered the circle.â
In less than half a minute, Good Showâs killed in action notification appeared in the upper-right hand corner of the screen.
[Good Show, go back to playing LoL ba, donât make a fool of yourself! Youâre going to lose fans! (roaring)]
ââ¦â¦ I wonât.â Good Show opened up the spectating mode and watched from Yu Yanâs POV. âI will never give up.â
âThereâs a team behind us, be careful.â Yu Yan ran to another house in another small wild area, and once he was sure there was no one inside, he closed the door and said, âLetâs just settle down here ba.â
Although this wild area wasnât in the center of the circle, it didnât count as being too much near the edges either. If they were lucky, them being in the center of the perfect circle of destiny wasnât an impossible outcome.
Somehow, no one had taken over such a good location yet.
He had just said these words casually, but he hadnât expected lines from the barrage to immediately start flashing past the screen.
[Settle down here and then birth a couple of children.]
ãï¼ï¼ï¼ The person above?]
[A dream family, you plow while I weave.]
[Who gives birth?]
[Xiao Yan gives birth! (loud voice)]
[Boss 1 gives birth⦠(low voice)]
[Person above, what kind of cult are you from??]
âNo one is giving birth, no one at all.â Yu Yan was stunned by the direction in which their thought processes had gone to, and his anger from just a few moments ago had completely disappeared.
Although No. 3 was still swearing in the voice channel, at least his game character wasnât in front of him. Yu Yan felt much more comfortable than before.
Yi Chen also laughed. He opened his inventory and asked, âDo you want ammo?â
âNo need, I have enough. Both your guns use 556 ammo, keep them ba.â
The team behind them quickly caught up. The two of them didnât let even the slightest sound of their footsteps escape, and Yu Yan stood guard behind the fence. At the instant the car drove up, he shot quickly. All that could be seen in the video was the boyâs arm as it kept going downââ
In the upper right corner of the screen, a flurry of notifications showing âyanxyan has eliminated XXX by blowing up the vehicleâ¦â appeared.
âPreviously, some stream followers had asked me how I got used to recoil, and wanted to learn my method of firing.â He took up the gun and turned around to go back into the house without looting any boxes. âIn fact, like everyone else, I canât control the gun spray patterns⦠Have you guys learned it?â
Learn?
The stream followers were all confused.
Who the fuck could learn from that and would think this demonstration was a how-to?
Even if it was a how-to, he had executed it so fast that unfortunately. no one could understand it ba.
There were still 11 people left in the final circle.
11 people in such a small circle⦠It was basically understood that you would encounter a Voldemort every two steps in any direction.
After clearing two Voldemorts, Yu Yan saw that Yi Chenâs health bar only had half remaining.
â1, take a first-aid kit.â He said, âThere should still be others around.â
âI donât have a first aid kit.â Yi Chen had turned on his mic. He lay down right there on that spot and said, âItâs okay, you play, you donât have to worry about me.â
Yu Yan was stunned. âDidnât you just loot one?â
âLooted too many bullets, and didnât realise that I hadnât looted any first-aid kits until we were halfway away from that box.â
Yu Yan slowly crawled on the ground towards Yi Chen and tossed him two first-aid kits. âUse them.â
âOkay.â
[The anchor is both the bossâ vanguard and works part-time as the bossâ medic. He is really being both the father and the mother.]
Yu Yan saw that line in the barrage and even reacted to it by replying, âDonât talk nonsense.â
⦠He didnât want to be his parent at all.
When there was only one person left in the game, Yu Yan put his gun away and equipped some frag grenades.
Then he held them in his hand and counted down the seconds, before throwing them one by one towards the grass in the distanceââ
Amidst the bursts of explosions, a large game settlement notification popped up: [Big Fortune and Great Delight, youâre eating chicken tonight.]
âAwesome ya!â Good Show slapped the table. â66 didnât deceive me, you really are very good.â
Upon suddenly hearing a familiar name, Yu Yanâs smile slightly froze, and he asked. â66?â
âNo, I said your playing is really awesome.â Good Show also froze before he hurriedly added, â666 ma.â
Yu Yan was silent. He didnât have any problems with his hearing. He could usually hear each footstep in the game very accurately, so he was sure that he hadnât heard what Good Show had said wrong.
But right now, both of them were participating in a livestream, so he couldnât interrogate him.
âRight.â He went back to the game lobby and said, âMaybe I heard you wrong ba, keep playing?â
His tone wasnât quite right. Good Show had originally wanted to click to queue for another match, but after hearing him ask in such a tone, he hesitated.
Good Show said, âTsk, itâs already this hour⦠I have to get ready to livestream. You two play ba. Xiao Yan, will you carry me next time?â
Yu Yan didnât flat-out reject him, and instead just said, âIf thereâs room.â
After Good Show left, Yu Yan drew two stream followers into the game.
At the beginning of the new match, only after he entered Manners Plaza did he gain some free time to glance at his phone. It was then that he discovered an unread message on his cellphone, one that had been sent more than 10 minutes ago.
1: Livestreaming, you endure a bit, donât quarrel with him.
Yu Yan calculated the time and estimated that just a few seconds after sending this message, Yi Chen had used the shotgun to clear out No. 3 with a bang.
Yu Yan: No way.
Yu Yan: The more I endure and think about it, the angrier I get.
1ï¼â¦â¦
1: Youâre right.
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Actually, Good Show had just made-up an excuse to leave, he had more than half an hour left before he had to start his livestream.
After he quit Yu Yanâs stream, his QQ immediately rang.
66: Wtf! You almost let it slip!
Good Show: My bad, my badâ¦..
66 was an old friend of Good Showâs and had been a press agent of his former team.
Good Show: Are you watching him stream again?
66: Yeah. Ugh, every time I see him, I feel very sad. If he had listened to me and switched jobs with me, I would have found a way to stuff him into our PUBG section.
Good Show: Come on ba, itâs not like you donât know how bad that PUBG section of our team is.
66: Itâs still better than him having to livestream now.
Good Show: Looking down upon livestreaming ah? For a more popular anchor now, their monthly salary pretty much surpasses that of a professional team memberâs, okay?
66: Okay ba. I took a look, and during your time there, his fans have increased by tens of thousands. Thank you bro.
Good Show: I didnât do it all for you, so you donât need to do this empty show for me. But since you care about your former colleague so much, why donât you smash tens of thousands yuan worth of gifts on your own at him? Are you reluctant to do so?
66: Iâm afraid heâll recognize me. Anyway⦠At the beginning, I was the one who dug him and pulled him into that shabby little team. Although I didnât know that the management was such a pit at that time, I could also count as bearing some responsibility for it ba.
Good Show: But the way I see it, it seems Xiao Yan doesnât want my popularity to rub off on him ah.
66: Guess he was scared by that last trending topics search ba. Tuantuanâs marketing team really knows how to get things done. I think that there will definitely come a day where Tuantuan gets thrown into a pit and killed by that marketing team.
Good Show sent an emoticon over: She would have it coming, canât do anything about it.
66 had mentioned Yu Yan to him before, but hadnât elaborated on it. At that time, Good Show had also just sighed over it and hadnât paid much attention to it.
However, they didnât expect that the poor thing they had discussed would suddenly appear on the websiteâs application list for Kills King. 66 had recognized him at first sight and then had even come to Good Showâs door with several bottles of wine, requesting that he help him investigate the poor thingâs situation.
Thinking of the little interactions he had witnessed taking place between Yu Yan and their big boss, Good Show thought about it and replied with a sentenceâ
Good Show: You can rest assured ba. Heâs living much better than you think right now. I feel like heâs pretty happy.
Good Show didnât expect that he had unintentionally planted a big flag.
A week later, a Weibo post suddenly appeared on the front page of many of the stream followers, and made some of the stream followersâ jaws drop.
[Zhou Mi Entertainment: Recently, our company discovered that @yanxyan, a professional player of the company, signed some anchor contracts with @StarTV official blog without obtaining permission from the company, and is currently active as an anchor on StarTV, which constitutes as a breach of contract. At present, we are trying to collect evidence. @yanxyan, please be prepared to respond to the lawsuit.]
A picture was attached below, showing a contract. The contents were all blurred out, but it could be seen from the dirty paper that the contract had a long history.
The whole contract showed only a small signature at the bottom right. The signature had been neatly signed, and it could be seen that it had been written stroke by stroke, carefully and solemnlyââ
Yu Yan.
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Juurensha: GTFO Zhou Mi Entertainment! How dare you come try to find our Yanyan again! (Alsoâ¦my favorite SJ member is Zhou Mi, so the name of this company is a bit unfortunate.)
Noks: Damn, how dare you, you #$%$&%$#?! How dare you appear once again in Yanyanâs life?! (â¯Â°â¡Â°)â¯ï¸µ â»ââ»
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