Edited by Divetus and Noks
Yu Yan didnât look at the name carefully before clicking accept, and realized it only after the other party entered the party lobby and their names were displayed side by side.
Is it my fault Iâm noob.
Itâs not your fault.
ââ¦â
Afraid that the microphone by the side of his mouth would capture and reveal his emotions, he carefully and imperceptibly drew in a breath.
[What are you guys doing??]
[Youâre a PUBG anchor, not a LoL anchor, okay? â¦Iâll also watch LoL! Go for it!]
[I think that the fifth chapter of will be coming out tonight!]
Fifth chapter? Did that mean that the fourth chapter has already been posted?
He had thought that since 1 hadnât come to play games recently, that PO author wouldnât have gathered enough materials to cut and put together.
He was about to start a match when a dialog box popped up.
[Okay okay okay hugging you: ?]
[Okay okay okay hugging you: Match, together?]
1 was a novice, and it would be easy to get flamed if they met the sort of teammates who really wanted to win. Yu Yan agreed without even thinking about it.
Soon, the two of them entered the room at the same time, and the other person already there was âLittle fairy wants a hug QAQâ.
âXiao Yan, I saw that StarTV Weibo post, hahaha, so cool!â As soon as Lu Xiuhe came in, he couldnât help but liven things up first.
Yu Yan replied, âNot really cool, start?â
âStart bei⦠Wait a minute.â When Lu Xiuhe saw his teammateâs ID clearly, he grew excited. âThis âItâs not your fault,â is this yourââ
Yu Yanâs heart jumped, as he remembered that he had talked with Lu Xiuhe about matters related to 1 before. Knowing that he had misunderstood, he blurted out, âNoâ¦â
âItâs me.â Yi Chen said, âWhatâs the matter?â
Lu Xiuhe: ââ¦â
Lu Xiuhe: âThis is boss 1?!â
âEn.â Yi Chen confirmed, completely unaware of Lu Xiuheâs confused state, and moved around the screen. âWhich of these two roles should I pick?â
Lu Xiuhe shut up. He had thought that these two names seemed like couple names and had even wondered if this person was the âsuspected online partnerâ Yu Yan had mentioned to him before.
âYou havenât played before, so just pick first,â Yu Yan said.
Lu Xiuhe asked, âThen wonât me and my baby be separated?â
[Little fairy wants a hug QAQ: Itâs fine. I can be the jungler and you can go mid?]
[Little fairy wants a hug QAQ: We can team up as mid and jungle to move together.]
Lu Xiuhe laughed pervertedly. âOkay, letâs move together, move together!â
ââ¦â Yu Yan said, âIâm streaming, can you not use obscene language?â
Lu Xiuhe replied, âOkay bei.â
[Little fairy wants a hug QAQ: Your friend is an anchor?]
âYes, StarTV.â Lu Xiuhe said, âA great God anchor, very powerfulâof course, heâs a little worse than me.â
Yu Yan didnât say anything and picked the ADC role for himself. Because he had been influenced by Lu Xiuhe, in his mind, LoL felt full of dog food everywhere.
At last, Lu Xiuhe brought a friend into their team, saying that he was a regular customer at his familyâs Internet cafe, was very nice, and didnât flame people. So now they had a perfect five-man team.
Entering the champion selection interface, Yi Chen looked at the numerous champions in front of him and asked, âWhat do I play?â
Lu Xiuhe asked, âBoss 1 hasnât played before? Then whose account is that?â
Yi Chen replied, âHavenât played before. Just bought it.â
âA new account should only have the starting champions and this weekâs free rotation champions available?â Yu Yan glanced at the list of free champions and was preparing to help him choose a simple and understandable one.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âI have all the champions,â Yi Chen said.
â?â
âJust bought them.â
Yu Yan was speechless.
Buying champions with real money was very expensive. Few people, apart from those players who wanted to specialize in specific champions or suffered from the lack of in-game currency, would use real money to buy champions.
He had already become curious. âHow did you know from where to purchase the name change and champions&#k2026;?â
âI searched up how to load RP and how to purchase the name change.â Yi Chen said. âThe rest⦠The word âstoreâ is on the front page of the game, itâs very conspicuous.â
If the game didnât offer the option to purchase a name change, then he wouldâve had to go buy a new account.
[Wealthy people have a natural sense for loading currency and purchasing things. I didnât believe that before, but now I do.]
âWhy donât you play Sona? The maven of the strings.â Yu Yan said, âJust keep pressing the four keys QWER, and itâll be fine; sheâs suitable for beginners.â
âEn.â Yi Chen didnât even think before typing the name in the search box and directly clicking on it.
He squinted and saw that the large image of Sona in front of him was wearing sexy clothes, with most of her chest exposed. He looked through the skins available, picked the pentakill skin with the very cool background, and directly clicked to buy it.
Upon entering the game, Yu Yan controlled Lucian to run into the jungle and pinged on the map. â1, come here⦠After I finish helping the jungler leash in a bit, you can follow me. Weâll go down to the bot lane.â
Yi Chen asked, âJust the two of us?â
âEn, theyâll go another way.â
Yi Chen replied, âOkay.â
âBaby, come help me gank at level 2.â Lu Xiuhe was playing Annie. âIâll flash and stun him, you need to follow up oh.â
[Little fairy wants a hug QAQ: Mmhmm.]
The thought of the âgreat lordâ Lu Xiuheâsporting his crew cut hairstyleâsoftly calling someone baby over and over again, made Yu Yan feel that was very funny.
The other friend in the team also laughed. âXiao He, why are you this lovey-dovey? Youâre so young, you shouldnât be dating online. Be careful lest I go tell Boss.â
Lu Xiuhe clicked his tongue and said, âYou know shit all. Iâll be going to Jincheng to find my baby at the end of the year, and then it wonât count as online dating.â
Online dating?
This word was a little new to him. Yi Chen manipulated the sexy 36D character to follow the little anchor and asked, âYouâre coming to Jincheng?â
âYes ah, I heard itâs fun there. I havenât been there yet.â Lu Xiuhe then paused before saying, âBoss 1, it couldnât be that youâre also in Jincheng ba?â
âEn.â
âWhat a coincidence! Xiao Yan, why donât you accompany me to Jincheng at the end of the year bei? Iâll go find my baby, you go find Boss 1. We can stay in the same room and save money.â
Yu Yan was stunned, and at that exact instant, the monster spawned. He stepped forward and fired two attacks. â⦠You two meeting offline, what does that have to do with me and 1?â
âBoss 1 has sent you so many gifts, you can invite him out for a meal to thank him ma. You can also go to Jincheng to have some funâ¦â Speaking of this, Lu Xiuhe suddenly turned around and said, âOh no, I forgot, youâre also about to start dating online. Whereâs your online partner from?â
[Who? Whose online partner??]
[Wtf, I watch Xiao Yan livestream every day, how did I not know he was dating online?!]
[Who are you dating online? Female stream follower?]
[Son, you must not get into online dating!! All the loli voices and domineering Jie voices online are fake!! FAKE ah!! Itâs only 1, who diligently helped you pile up popularity points, who is real ahhhhhhâ(cracking voice)]
A pile of question marks appeared in the barrage at once.
Yu Yan had a headache and said, âIâm not⦠stop talking nonsense.â
âOh, Iâm sorry. I talk too fast, Iâm slapping myself.â Lu Xiuhe said, shutting the stable door after the horses had already bolted, âYouâre not dating online!â
ââ¦.â
Yu Yan attacked the jungle monster a few more times before turning around to leave. As he was running through the jungle, he found that Sona, wearing her large black dress, wasnât following him.
He moved his game view back to the monster and found that Sona was standing in the same place, still auto attacking the jungle monster.
Little Fairy seemed to be worried that the jungle monster would be killed by 1 as he just stood there. However, since the monster didnât have much health left after the leash, Sona ended up killing it and taking the monsterâs buff.
[Little fairy wants a hug QAQ: ?]
âSorry.â Yu Yan hurriedly said, âHeâs a rookie and doesnât know how to play yet.â
[Little fairy wants a hug QAQ: Itâll be difficult for me to get to level 2 now. Canât gank without the red buff.]
Lu Xiuhe said, âDonât worry, just get the blue buff when you have the chance.â
Yi Chen snapped out of it and looked at the red buff under Sonaâs feet. It was only after that that he turned around and walked over to the bot lane.
â1, in the beginning of the game, the jungle monsters should always be given to the jungler. They use the buffs to level up and gank people,â Yu Yan explained to him.
Yi Chen responded with a neither light nor heavy âenâ sound, and after a while said, âYouâ¦â
After saying just âyou,â he fell silent again.
Yu Yan uttered an âHm?â
After spending a long time looking at the skill description boxes, Yi Chen said, ââ¦nothing. â
Sona really was an easy champion to learn how to play. After using her for ten minutes, 1 had a general understanding of her skills; but just understanding what her skills were didnât mean that he could use them effectively. Additionally, Lu Xiuheâs and his little girlfriendâs elo werenât low, so the people they were matched against were Platinum and Diamond rankedâit wasnât easy to play against them in the first place.
It was 13 minutes into the game, and Yu Yan and 1 had been double-killed twice by the enemy bot lane.
The screen grayed out for the second time, and Yu Yan pursed his lips. He opened the shop to buy some equipment.
He hadnât played LoL for a long time, so it was hard to carry a novice.
At this time, a message popped up on the screen.
[My Support is the Cutest (All): Is the little Jiejie Sona there? Your ADC is so noob, come and play with me ba. Iâll definitely carry you every match~]
Yi Chen stared at this for several seconds before he realized that the person was talking to him.
[My Support is the Cutest (All): I have even thought up our couple name; you can change yours to âMy ADC is the most Handsome in the Universeâ. I provide both online dating and marriageâa one-stop service = 3 =]
Yu Yan opened the chat box, and had just typed in a âscramâ when his teammateâs message popped up first.
[Itâs not your fault (All): Scram.]
He paused, then deleted his message. â1, you can turn off the all-chat function in the settings.â
âTurned it off.â Yi Chen paused for a bit before saying, âYou see, most of the people you meet on the Internet are such people.â
Yu Yan froze, not understanding. âAh?â
âSo when youâre online⦠Be careful when you make friends.â
Yu Yan didnât understand, but he obediently responded, âOkay.â
Yu Yan played LoL all night, and didnât stop until the stream moderator reminded him about not livestreaming a game that didnât match his section for too long. He had just stopped and upon glancing over, he realized it was already time to end the stream.
He said goodbye to his stream followers. Just after he turned off the computer, the cellphone in front of him suddenly vibrated.
1 was initiating a voice call with him.
Why was it not a video call? Yu Yan stared at the screen for a long time before sluggishly picking up.
He asked, âYanyan isnât here today?â
Yi Chen raised his eyebrows, and it took awhile for him to respond, âHe just ate his fill and is sleeping now.â
Yu Yan picked up his cellphone and sat on the bed. âDo you usually take care of him?â
âNo.â
âThen⦠Your girlfriend?â
âI donât have a girlfriend.â
âOh.â Yu Yan couldnât help it, but since the camera wasnât on, the corners of his mouth drew up in a very obvious manner. âIâm not good at playing LoL, I canât carry you. How about you redownload and reinstall PUBG again? It should be that the client was corrupted.â
âItâs already better, it was a problem with the game booster.â
âThatâs goodâ¦â
Yi Chen lightly tapped the top of his desk and then suddenly threw out a sentence. âYouâre dating online?â
âAh?â Yu Yan was stunned. âIâm not.â
âThen who was Lu Xiuhe talking about today?â
Itâs you ah.
This sentence had reached his throat and was forcefully swallowed back down by Yu Yan.
âHe⦠He was talking nonsense.â
Yi Chenâs eyebrows loosened slightly. âThen thatâs good.â
Yu Yan asked, âWhy did you ask this all of a sudden?â
âNo reason really.â Yi Chen said lightly, âAfraid youâll be corrupted by bad examples.â
â⦠Online dating doesnât mean getting corrupted by bad examples ba.â
âHow is it not?â Yi Chen said, âPeople on the Internet will only show you the side they want to show you. Just by relying on sound and text, can you tell what kind of person is sitting on the other side of the computer?â
ââ¦â
Yi Chen continued, âThere are also people who specialize in deception and cheat people out of money and affection. You canât even be sure whether the person is a man or woman, or whether they actually have a boyfriend or girlfriend in real life. Not even talking about online dating, you should also be cautious when you are making online friends.â
Yu Yan paused, then said in a low voice, âBut the two of us⦠are also online friends ah.â
Yi Chen choked.
Yu Yan went on. âEven though youâve given me gifts, I have never pretended anything.â
ââ¦â
Yu Yan finished. âIâm also really a man.â
âYouâre different.â
Yu Yan stared at his profile picture, his heart beating very fast. ââ¦how am I different?â
The silence lasted for half a minute.
Yu Yan waited for a long time and didnât get a response. So he said in embarrassment, âIâm just casually asking.â
Yi Chen was dumbstruck, and only after a while had passed did he make a slight âenâ sound.
How was he different?
He also wasnât completely sure.
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Juurensha: HEâS DIFFERENT BECAUSE YOUâRE IN LOVE WITH HIM BOSS YI (also, I went through youtube LOL tutorials and wiki pages to translate this. Iâm sure Divi will perfect it, but please enjoy)
Divi: Thank you for your well wishes. Iâm just here to help clarify the league stuff, I probably wonât be back for a while *bows*.
Noks: Yanyan asks Boss 1 to delve deep into his feelings⦠And again, Lu Xiuhe plays the role of a dense wingman, creating misunderstandings thatâll bring our CP closer!!! Ah, thank you, LX!
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