Edited by Divetus and Noks
Yu Yan now understood why the new boss changed his ID to 2.
His heart leaped, and he was caught rapt by the words âlittle anchorâ. He subconsciously raised his hand and turned up the volume on the headset. âJump, jumpingâ¦â
âJumping to Military Base!â
Under the pretext of âconvenient communicationâ, Yi Ran had successfully relocated to Yi Chenâs study, and smoothly connected to the home Wifi network.
When he had first started playing this game, he had often gone on apps to find accompanying players. He was also a frequent guest in livestreams. Spending money made him essentially get treated as a god, so he was already used to being the teamâs commander.
Yu Yan let out an âohâ and asked, â1, where do you want to jump?â
Yi Chen responded, âWherever you like.â
âThen, Military Base.â Yu Yan marked a point on the map. âJump to the C-area ba.â
Lu Xiuhe asked, âWhich building?â
âFirst building.â
Yi Ran landed on the ground and couldnât help but gasp in admiration, âGe, you know how to parachute now!â
Yi Chenâs eyelids twitched. âTurn off your open mic.â
Unfortunately, it was already too late. The conversation between the two had been clearly transmitted to the stream through Yi Ranâs earphone mic.
[The two bosses are actually bros!!]
[Hahahaha, looks like Boss 1 really is a novice.]
[This tells us that money isnât everything. No matter how rich you are, you still have to start by learning how to use the parachute.]
[Wait for the Bosses to just lie down and eat chicken, and then youâll know if money is everything.]
Yu Yan managed to refocus and quickly turned towards the window to flip into the first building.
âXiao Yan, do you have any guns over there?â Lu Xiuhe asked. âFuck me. My buildingâs roof has only a row of sickles and pans. Were these put here so that I could go to the countryside to farm and plant fields?â
Yi Ran laughed, âHahahaha, plant fields⦠Youâre pretty interesting, Ge.â
âOf course, Boss. Youâll find that I can be more interesting once you get to know me better.â
âThereâs a gun here, the M16.â Yu Yan picked up the gun, looked at the map, and unhesitatingly went upstairs.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw a 98K quietly lying on the ground.
He didnât rush to pick it up, but instead went to the window and knocked down an enemy who was running away with a few shots.
âCome to the next room, 1. I have a 98K here.â
Yi Chen looked at the map and discovered that the little anchor had at some point already entered the room beside him.
He picked up the SMG on the ground and said, âYou take it.â
âCome over and take it.â Yu Yan said, â⦠Youâre a better sniper than me.â
[???]
[Nowadays, anchors can really say anything for moneyâ¦]
[For this wave of bullshit, Iâll give it a score of 10.]
Yi Ran chimed in, âHey Ge, if you donât want it, I want it. Iâll come over and get it right away!â
Yi Chen walked over to Yu Yanâs location and picked up the 98K. âScram.â
Yi Ran, who had just run into the room, clicked his tongue and had just started to say something when he heard the sound of footsteps around them.
âGe, someoneâs here! Quickly run away!â
As Yi Ran finished his sentence, Yu Yan, who had silently been standing beside them the entire time, suddenly turned away and jumped out the window.
Ten seconds later, fierce gunfire rang out. Before Yi Ran could go downstairs to investigate the situation, everything became silentââ
âThe people who landed at this building are dead now.â Yu Yan looted everyone and reloaded. âThere are still a few things in the boxes, you can loot them after you finish searching the building. Iâm going to move to the second building. Be careful, thereâs someone on the opposite roof.â
âIâll go with you!â Lu Xiuhe said.
Yi Ran went silent as he switched from open mic to push-to-talk voice chat, and then asked the person sitting opposite him. âGe, did you see this anchor playing so 6⦠Heâs not running a cheat software is he ba?â
Yi Chen seemed to think of something and suddenly laughed.
âThe last time someone accused him of running a cheat software, that person was knocked down and shot 40 times. His head basically exploded out of existence.â
ââ¦â¦â¦â¦â
âIf you had something to say, couldnât you have been more proper? Why must you say it in such a bloody fashionâ¦â
Yi Chen, who had just recalled something, raised his eyes as he asked, âHow did you know I watched his livestream?â
Yi Ran quickly explained, âIt was truly an accident. A push notification popped up on your cellphone, and I happened to see it.â
Yi Chen unlocked his cellphone and sure enough, he saw the notification.
Bangâ
âWtf!â Yi Ran gasped, but before he could react, he was knocked down by the person in the opposite building. âI was moving the entire time but they could still headshot me?? Ge, quickly help me upâ¦â
Yi Chen crouched down to help him up.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âLet me see which stupidââ
Yi Ran couldnât even finish spouting his fierce words before another shot was fired from the opposite side. He was once again headshotted and fell to the ground.
â⦠Ge.â
Yi Chen stared at the person who was crawling at his feet. He thought of something and didnât hurry to pull him up.
âHow much was that red scarf around your neck?â He asked.
âWhen I bought it, it was six or seven thousand.â Yi Ran sensed that something was abnormal. âWhatâs the matter?â
âIâll pull you up for one scarf.â
ââ¦â
âNo, Ge, just tell me whatever you want, Iâll buy it for you. Pull me up first.â
Yi Chen said, âCrawl over here.â
After being revived again, Yi Ran quickly ran to hide in a blindspot, not daring to say anything about trying to snipe the opponent anymore. âGe, do you have a first-aid kit in your inventory or anythingâ¦â
But the person, who had been next to him, had already left the room without even looking back.
âYouâre already an adult. Be sensible. Donât always think about asking for things.â
â???â
After Military Base was cleared, Yu Yan noticed that Yi Ran had been standing in a corner for nearly 10 minutes, and finally couldnât help asking, âHas No. 2 disconnected?â
âNo. I kept getting sniped so I didnât dare to move.â Yi Ran acted as if he had seen his savior. âDid you kill the person on the roof?â
âLu Xiuhe sniped and killed him. Military Base should be empty now.â
âGood.â Yi Ran finally stood up. âDo you have a first-aid kit on you?â
Yu Yan opened his inventory.
Two first-aid kits, two energy drinks, and ten bandages.
âOnly bandages, do you want some?â
[???]
[Boss, heâs a liar!!]
After Yi Ran received the bandages, the group ran towards the circle together.
After crossing two bridges, Yu Yan discovered a house located in the center of the circle some distance away, but then stopped abruptly.
Yi Chen pursed his lips, and his avatarâs gaze was fixated at a specific point. He said with some uncertainty, âI seem to have just seen an airdrop.â
Yu Yan drove his car between two houses and hid it well. âWhere?â
Yi Chen replied, âThereâs a yellow dot on the hills, no red smoke.â
As soon as his voice fell, he saw his teammates dash in the direction of the yellow dot, their pace synchronized.
Yu Yan glanced back at the two people behind him and kept running.
Lu Xiuhe couldnât resist shouting, âFuck! Itâs fine if you want to take the guns, but when did you fill up your boost?! Running that fast??â
When a game avatarâs boost bar was filled more than halfway, not only would it have health regeneration, but it would also add extra movement speed.
Yu Yan didnât answer. After a few more steps, he suddenly took out his gun and pointed it to the left. âHold on, it looks like someoneâs over there.â
The two people running behind him didnât doubt him at all. They immediately stopped moving, opened their scopes and watched the grassland on the left for a long time.
Lu Xiuhe asked, âWhere? Donât see anything ah.â
Yi Ran added, âIâm not seeing anything either.â
Yi Chen held back a laugh as he leisurely ran past both of them with his gun on his back, heading straight in the direction of the little anchor.
Yu Yan ran to the airdrop, opened his inventory, and looted the level 3 armor in a few seconds.
âOh? I mustâve made a mistake ba.â
[Such a dirty heart!]
[If he wasnât a big thigh, he wouldâve been shot by his teammates a long time ago.]
As soon as Yi Chen arrived at the airdrop, he heard the sound of something landing on the ground.
A level 3 helmet was on the ground.
âYou should wear it 1⦠when you try to snipe someone.â His voice was a bit lowered, as if he was trying to hide something.
Yi Ran reacted and ran up. âLeave some for me!â
By the time the other two arrived, only the damaged level 2 armor that Yu Yan had changed out of was left.
âNo way, why is this anchor so unprofessional ah? Good things should be given to the boss. Does he not know the rules?â Yi Ran grumbled and complained, but still closely followed after Yu Yan. âGe, donât you think heâs gone too far⦠Huh?â
âWhy are you wearing a level 3 helmet???â
Yi Chen looked at the black helmet on his game avatar, and his mouth quirked up ever so slightly.
The little anchor who normally never tried to curry favor would always inexplicably give him benefits. âHe gave it to me.â
â??â
Yi Ran became angry at this unfair treatment. He angrily opened his inventory and wanted to loot the level 2 helmet that Yi Chen had just changed out of.
Who knew that Lu Xiuhe was faster than him. He rushed up to his side and picked it up first. With a thump, the level 2 helmet on the ground changed into a level 1 helmet.
Looking at Lu Xiuheâs back as he was leaving, Yi Ran was even more aggrieved. âWhat, are bosses divided into different ranks?â
âSo, because Iâve thrown fewer gifts than you, I can only use this glossy green level 1 helmet, while you can use the level 3 helmet, right?â
âYes,â said Yi Chen.
ââ¦â
Yu Yan, unaware of the conversation that had taken place between the two bosses, went back to the house he had chosen before.
Lu Xiuhe said, âXiao Yan, check if thereâs a level 2 helmet in the house. My level 2 helmet is badly damaged.â
It was time!
Yi Ran seized the opportunity and said into the voice channel, âArenât you fine? Iâm over here wearing a level 1 helmet, a green one at that.â
âIs that so?â Yu Yan paused and said, âBoss, why donât you come over here to me ba.â
That was more like it.
Yi Ran hurriedly ran over with a gun in his hand. âComing, coming.â
When he arrived at the house, Yu Yan had simply pointed his gun towards the helmet on the ground, and said, âHereâs a grey level 1 helmet.â
???
Did I actually run all the way here just to change helmet colors???
Thump.
Yi Ran stooped to pick up the grey helmet on the ground. â⦠Alright ba, thank you.â
â
When the match ended, Yu Yan had gotten 11 kills and had only eaten some chicken butt.
While trying to carry a noob, it was already considered good to even get to eat the chicken butt.
âDidnât pick up enough smoke grenades, or else we shouldâve been able to eat chicken.â Yu Yan said. âKeep playing?ââ
Yi Chen responded, âNo, have some things. Shouldnât you also be ending your stream?â
âAh⦠Right.â Yu Yan paused and asked, âThen, play next time?â
âEn.â Yi Chen said, âDonât quit the game yet.â
Yu Yan was stunned. âWhatâs the matter?â
âWait.â
âOkay.â
He waited long enough that all the viewers had sent out question marks, and only then did the opposite side finally make a noise.
Yi Ran coughed, âSigh. I made a bet with my Ge, and lost a red scarf. Give me your account info, Iâll go into the shop and buy you one.â
ââ¦â
âNo need, I donât really care about those kinds of things.â
Yi Chen told him, âGive it to him. Donât worry, he wonât dare to steal your account.â
Yu Yan hurriedly said, âNo, Iâm not worried about thatâ¦â
âTalk in a private chat with him.â The manâs tone was lax, and his voice was unhurried. âGo on. I went through all the trouble to let you take advantage of him.â
Let him take advantage?
Why was 1 helping him take advantage of anyone?
Yu Yan became so perplexed by this sentence that he reflexively sent his account info to Yi Ran in a private chat.
Five minutes later, Yu Yan put on the red scarf over his default game outfit.
âIâm going offline too, Xiao Yan.â Yi Ran had learned from Lu Xiuhe and called him that. âLetâs add each other on WeChat? Itâll be more convenient when I want to jump the queue and get carried later.â
âOkay.â After Yu Yan responded, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and instinctively opened his mouth again. âAh, 1, do you also want to add me on WeChat? That way, you can tell me in advance when you want to play the game in the future⦠Iâll save you a spot.â
â
Juurensha: Hahahaha, Yanyan just angling for that WeChat.
Divi: Smooth Yanyan, just getting the bossâ private digits! Blatant favouritism is okay when one boss gave you more!!! Yi Ran youâre such a gremlin.