Niall:
"NIALL! GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!" You screamed at the top of your lungs, trying to breathe without taking in a hunch of his armpit hair.
"No! You made fun of my stuffed giraffe, so I will shove you in my armpit." He laughed, subconsciously pushing your face further into his nasty armpit.
Harry and Louis then walked into the room, watching you kick and scream in disgust while Niall just laughed. "That's love, right there." Harry said to the older lad.
Louis just raised an eyebrow and sighed. "I honestly don't know how she puts up with that everyday."
**
Liam:
You and Liam were cooling down from a workout. As you both raised your hands high above your head, you caught sight of his nasty armpits. "Ew Liam, don't you ever shave?" You joked. Liam shook his head.
"I don't." He replied with all seriousness. "I only shave my face."
You sat down on the floor, looking up at him confused. "Why do you shave your face, but not your armpits?" You asked him out of full curiosity.
"Armpit hair makes me feel... Dare I say it; manly. It would be gross to have no hair." He said with a shrug of his shoulders. You both had a deep conversation about hair for the rest of the day.
**
Harry:
"Okay guys!" You spoke into the camera. Harry smiled and waved. You were a famous YouTuber, and you were now videotaping. "Today, Harry and .I will be doing, 'My Boyfriend Waxes My Armpits Tag.'"
(AN: that is an actual tag, you know.)
You raised your armpit and examined your half an inch long armpit hair. Harry made a face. "That's gross, babe." He commented. You rolled your eyes.
"Says the one with two inch long hair." You said. Harry muttered a 'touché'. Harry warmed the wax and applied a thin layer to your armpit, then rubbed on the strip.
"I apologize in advance if I take off a chunk of skin." He laughed nervously. You giggled and told him to pull. Harry ripped off the strip, only causing a slight wince from you. "It doesn't hurt?" He asked.
"Not really. I'm used to it."
"Well, if you can do it, so can I. Wax me!" He said confidently.
"Are you sure?"
"Positive."
Exited, you applied the wax and put on the strip. "This WILL hurt." You muttered. Before he could clarify what you had said, you ripped of the strip, causing a very high pitch girly scream from him.
His armpit was very soft, though.
**
Louis:
"Waxing." You said yet again to your boyfriend. You had won a bet on who could stay up the longest, and the loser had to go through some sort of hair removal.
"Shaving." Louis pleaded while getting on his knees. "Loosing my man hair is bad enough, but waxing? Come on, have some humanity!"
"I could just put you through laser hair removal. Keeps the hair off forever."
Louis gulped. "Forever?"
"Forever. Plus, waxing doesn't even hurt." You lied. Louis' face brightened.
"Waxing it is." He said while leading you into the salon. "One armpit wax please!" He told the man at the front counter.
"Right this way." The man laughed at Louis eagerness. You felt bad that you lied to him, but began laughing uncontrollably when you heard his girly screams fill the salon.
"LIAR!!"
**
Zayn:
"Would you rather, have five inch long armpit hair or leg hair?" Zayn asked you. You rolled your eyes.
"That's nasty, Zayn." You said, trying to hide your smile. "I would choose leg hair."
"Seriously?" He said shocked. "But, you expose your legs everyday!"
"I could wear jeans, or even tights to hide the hair. You can't hide armpit hair." You said. Zayn shook his head.
"Leg hair is nasty." He said while biting into his sandwich. "Armpit hair is way better."
"Ew! I'd much rather leg hair! that's so gross." You laughed. You both continued the argument for the next half hour.