[F*ck! Are my eyes playing tricks on me? Why is he here?]
[OMG, Iâve never expected God Ye to be on the stage.]
[Brothers and sisters, please tell me if Iâm in a parallel world? I remember God Ye was a basketball player, right?]
[Having a sports celebrity perform crosstalk? Can you be any crazier?]
[Damn, Iâve never seen that chubby guy before either. Heâs definitely a new guy!]
[F*ck, could the director care any less? Iâm not watching this. Itâs too dumb!]
Everyone exploded, many of them unable to believe their eyes as they rubbed hard at it. After taking another careful look, it was really the case.
That was just challenging their perspective to the limits.
Back at Ye Lingchenâs home...
His entire family was dumbfounded!
None spoke as they stared stupidly at the screen.
Xu Zhen and Ye Jin pinched themselves. âOur son is on the stage? Heâs on the Spring Festival Gala?â
All the kids there were Ye Lingchenâs cousins. His younger sister missed her step, almost tripping over. âT-t-thatâs my brother?â
âItâs Brother Chen. Brother Chen is on TV!â screamed Fourth cousin while pointing at the TV.
âSpring Festival Gala, my brother is on the Spring Festival Gala! This is enough for me to boast to the entire school!â His third brother was surprised with his mouth an âOâ shape.
His mother was wide-eyed with shock. âOh my, how did Lingchen end up there?!â
His grandparents were staring hard at the TV. âItâs Little Chen, Little Chen is on the Spring Festival Gala?â
The entire family felt as though they were dreaming. In their eyes, the Spring Festival Gala was an impossibly far to reach platform akin to fairy tales. It was an unimaginable honor for them.
Regardless, someone in their family managed to achieve it.
âHot damn, this is too amazing.â
âDidnât someone say that Lingchen was not performing at the Spring Festival Gala earlier? How is it now?â Zhang Yunxiâs motherâs face was beaming smugly as though she just saw her own child going on stage.
Third Aunt was speechless with her mouth agape.
âSister Zhen! Sister Zhen!â
âDr. Ye Jin, Dr. Ye Jin!â
Right then, the entire village was riled up.
The neighbors around them went nuts, a lot of them running directly towards Ye Lingchenâs home while shouting.
Watching the Spring Festival Gala was a staple of their life. Who would have thought to see a familiar figure? That kid Ye Lingchen was someone they watched growing up!
âYour son is on the Spring Festival Gala!â
âThat is wonderful! Your son has brought you much honor!â
âIâve seen this coming. That Ye Lingchen had always been special. Turns out he is really spectacular!â
...
On the Spring Festival Galaâs front stage...
Lin Tianxiong and Qin Baichuan were still chatting. However, they were shocked when they saw the scene before them. âWhat the...why is that kid on the stage?â
Lin Tianxiong was stunned. âItâs not impossible. Iâve not seen this kid being stumped thus far.â
âF*ck. Did they mess it up?â
âWhy donât I know any of them? Are they new celebrities?â
âWhat happened? The program is totally different.â
Many of the guests for the Spring Festival Gala was flabbergasted.
...
Weibo, Jinri Toutiao, TikTok...
[Have you seen it? God Ye is on the stage!]
[God Ye is doing crosstalk? Whatâs going on?]
[I didnât expect that news to be real. Sensei Guo Dongshan has gone off. To find someone in such a short time. Is he there to save the program?]
[How did this crosstalk come about? I donât think the quality will be good.]
[God Ye and an unknown new guy. Is this a cannon fodder combo?]
[Most importantly, can God Ye do crosstalks?]
[How would I know?! Just watch.]
[Today, I will see how bad a program can be.]
[Everyone, come see this. Tag the entire world. Something big is going down!]
...
In front of their TV screens, Xiao Feifei, Xu Nan, and Xu Wanqing were all dumbfounded. âJust how did that guy get on that stage?â
At Wanrong Technologyâs headquarters...
âDirector Ouyang, come have a look. This...it looks like Director Ye is at the Spring Festival Gala...â
At Huyu Streamingâs headquarters, Song Qian was enjoying his instant noodles. With one look, it made him snort out noodles from his nostrils. âD-D-Director Ye is on the Spring Festival Gala?â
Capital University was even rowdier. The entire universityâs internet went berserk.
[F*ck, itâs God Ye. Heâs on the Spring Festival Gala!]
[Heâs the first-year student of our Capital University! Amazing!]
âHey, Potato, are you watching the Spring Festival Gala? Yeâziâs there!â
âI saw it. F*ck! Iâm so damn excited. I canât stop telling my family that this is my housemate!â
âIâve shared a bed with Yeâzi back then!â
At that moment, everyone was a little stupefied!
The backstage crew of the Spring Festival Gala was watching the stage apprehensively.
That program was walking on a tightrope. It was rushed down to the last second. Nobody knew what the outcome would be.
âCan God Ye do it?â
âHe...should be fine?â
âItâs up to him now.â
Feng Xiaofengâs hands shook fervently and his breathing became labored, standing frozen still. His eyes never left the stage. Nervousness, excitement, restlessness, and other emotions were all running through his mind.
What came next would be up to fate.
...
On the scene, the crosstalk began!
After the initial shock, the audience eventually recovered their senses. Although their gazes were still glued to the stage, their hands subconsciously began to clap, applauding the show!
âWastrel?â
What kind of crosstalk would it be?
In the middle of the stage were a table and two mics.
Ye Lingchen stood there calmly, while Little Yueyue was surreptitiously trying to adjust his breathing to control his emotion.
âHello everyone.â Ye Lingchen stood still, then spoke into the mic with a smile, âLet me wish everyone Happy Chinese New Year on this stage.â
Little Yueyue greeted with his fists together, âHappy Chinese New Year!â
Ye Lingchen added, âMay your wishes come true!â
The audience was passionate, applauding them loudly. Just like the netizens, they did not know what kind of crosstalk Ye Lingchen and his partner would perform for them!
It began officially with Ye Lingchen speaking, âItâs difficult not to feel nervous when performing a crosstalk on this stage.â
Little Yueyue asked, âWhat are you nervous about?â
Ye Lingchen, âOur format is very simple, with only two people. Stand over here.â
Little Yueyue nodded. âThatâs right.â
Ye Lingchen, âWeâre going blablabla here. Of course, it would be better if we have a good fool. Iâm very troubled and frustrated at the moment.â
Little Yueyue interjected immediately, âWait a minute. Are you trying to say that Iâm no good?â
Ye Lingchen quickly stopped himself. âHaha, hehe, that...actually...â
Little Yueyue was speechless. His little round eyes opened wide. âWhatâs gone is gone, and gone with happiness?â
Immediately, the audience broke into fits of laughter!
âPfft!â
âHahaha!â
âIâm dying from laughter. The tone is so funny.â
âThis is so funny. Their expression is just too colorful.â
âGod Ye is too mean. Heâs got Little Yueyue so confused.â
The opening gave everyone a shock that got them excited!
âIt seems...quite interesting!â