A/N: A really crazy chapter based of Kungfu Panda's inner peace up above XDDD
Enjoy~~
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Optimus
"Inner peace? I've never heard of such matter. Quite an intriguing act, I must study about this. Thank you little one, your suggestions are highly appreciated." Optimus said to the camera, going to a far corner to test out this interesting finding of his.
The Prime proceeds to sit on the ground to and closes his optics as he began to get into the mood.
"Inner peace...Inner peace...inner-"
"BULKHEAD, I NEEDED THAT!"
"WHEELJACK, YOU GET BACK HERE IN THIS INSTANCE!"
"FRAG NO, MAGNUS!"
"IT'S 'ULTRA MAGNUS SIR' TO YOU!"
"SKRRRRR!!!!! I LOVE THIS PART!!"
"I KNOW RIGHT!? SLASH MONKEYS IS THE BEST!!"
"MIKO, YOU TURN THAT MONSTROCITY DOWN IN THIS INSTANCE!"
"...I believe I am unable to achieve such possibilities." Optimus sighed, propping his chin up on his knees as he watched his chaotic team wreaked havoc. Sighing, the Prime smiled at the camera.
"However, I don't mind the noise. They are my family, and I won't have it any other way."
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Ratchet
"Inner peace?" the medic asked, looking at the two words with a blank look before morphing it into disgust.
"Puh-lease! You want PEACE in the base?! Dream on, kid. Ain't never gonna happen! Not with how BULKHEAD keeps breaking my stuff! I NEEDED THAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" The grumpy doctor made a grab for the nearest wrench as he chased after a certain wrecker for destroying his tools...again.
The camera zooms out to capture the whole base getting flipped over by the two mechs; one struggling to run for his life while the other was the hunter mercilessly running after its prey.
"BULKHEAD, I NEEDED THAT!"
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Ultra Magnus
"Inner peace? I am unfamiliar with the term." The commander said, scrunching up his face as he looked at the tiny screen. Pondering for the right words, Ultra Magnus spoke up.
"Peace will only be achieved if we worked together and take down the Decepticons for good. Thus, I as the commanding officer-"
"Oi Magnus! Inner peace means having a calm inner state, genius!" Wheeljack hollered, snickering alongside with Smokescreen and the kids. Bulkhead sighed, face-servoing with Arcee and Bumblebee. Ultra Magnus growled, glaring bitterly into the camera.
"With Wheeljack around? My inner peace will be achieved when that slagger learns some manners." He hissed. Turning at the Wrecker's direction, he spat back.
"CASE IN POINT, IT'S 'ULTRA MAGNUS SIR' TO YOU, WHEELJACK!"
"Shut up with the honorifics and move on, we got a time limit!" Wheeljack snapped back, laughing louder. Enigma sighed, pausing the camera and glared at the Wrecker.
"Will it actually kill you to not deliberately spoil the fourth wall!?" she growled; hands firmly placed on her hips.
"It's none-existent in this chapter! We're interacting with you and the readers!" Wheeljack rolled his optics and replied sassily. Sighing, Enigma turned towards the blue and red bot with a look of annoyance.
"I think we'll achieve inner peace by commit murder on Wheeljack."
"I might take up on that offer someday, Enigma."
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Arcee
"Hmm, inner peace? I'll be at peace when Airachnid is dead." She huffed, biting her inner dermas as she glared at the camera.
"I don't need peace nor do I have a use for it. At least, not right now. When I do want to have peace and quiet however, going up and talking to Cliff's tomb helps." She sighed; a look of melancholy passed by her optics before she hides it with a witty remark.
"Though, I might get some of this 'inner peace' that you speak by kicking the rookie's aft. I swear, he's a work in progress." She snickered, waving her servos in the air. The camera turns to Smokescreen who was caught sneezing.
"Ugh, is someone missing me or something?" He said, rubbing his olfactory sensors. Arcee whipped her helm back to the camera, shocked.
"Wait, I didn't know we Cybertronians could sneeze!"
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Bulkhead
"Peace? Who needs peace when we can break stuff!?" he said proudly, holding up a tool and crushed in it his large servos. The olive-green wrecker was grinning brightly, showing the aftermath of the broken tool under his force.
Unfortunately, his smile was quickly wiped off from his dermas when a familiar voice rang throughout the base.
"BULKHEAD, I NEEDED THAT!" Ratchet roared, flinging his wrench onto the Wrecker's helm. The tool collided with his head with a loud clank and the green bot was out like a light. Arcee walked towards his side and gave him a small kick to his side, scoffing.
"One of the toughest Wrecker in all of Cybertron; down with a hit to the helm by Ratchet. Don't know whether I should be impressed or not." She said, shaking her helm in amusement.
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Bumblebee
:-Inner peace? I'm already at peace, I got Raf!-: the young scout beeped happily, raising the boy in the air.
"Yes, but I think it meant like your own inner self kind of peace." Raf laughed, patting his servos. Bumblebee furrowed his optics, concentrating for a moment before perking up.
:-I don't need it! I got Raf!-: he repeated, once again showcasing his human companion with joy. Rafael laughed along, giggling brightly with his yellow and black bot.
Optimus smiled, caressing the author's hair as they both watched the positive scene with an adoring look.
"Primus, they are so cute..."
"I second that statement, little Enigma."
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Smokescreen
"Peace? Oh, you mean this?" the rookie raised up his servos and made a 'peace' sign. Jack snickered, shaking his head in denial.
"No! What Enigma means is your inner mental state of being in peace!" he said. Miko and Raf giggled along by the side, watching the rookie in amusement.
Said bot raised a servo to his chin and looked up, silently mulling over the meaning of 'inner peace'. He beamed up suddenly and snapped his digits, grabbing the camera and put his faceplate close to the human-sized device.
"I mean, peace is cool and all but kickin' Cons' afts is WAYYY cooler!" he said. Enigma facepalmed, extending her hands out and demanded him to return her camera.
"Give it back, Smokes."
"Come on, don't be such a downer! You gotta catch all my great angles!"
"Ugh..." Enigma groaned, rolling her eyes as she massaged her temples. Optimus plucked the camera off from Smokescreen's servos and gave it back to Enigma.
"Here."
"Thanks Optimus." she sighed, looking down at the still-recording camera with a flat look.
"This was a mistake." She muttered to the camera.
"HEY! DON'T FORGET OUR PART TOO!" A loud crash came into the set, courtesy by none other than Megatron and his ever-violent crew. The team froze up when they knew that they fragged up, bad. With that in mind, the team of chaotic evil bots ran for their lives.
Enigma hissed, picking up a broomstick as she chased after the Decepticons.
"Get back here! I gotta pay for those props you dipshits!"