A/N: A sort-of part two for this chapter XD Enjoy this random chapter XDDD
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It was a few days after you came to base, and the team were having so much fun with you...and trouble too. You've all but decided to stay at the base, not wanting to go back to your horrible home. Mom and dad weren't so nice to you and these people were much more loving.
Here's definitely your home now.
Random scene 1: Potty-mouth.
"Come on, come on- ARGH! Fragging hell!" Miko cussed, throwing the controller on the sofa. Jack was doing a victory dance, smirking at the Japanese girl.
"In your face!" he laughed, fist-pumping in the air.
"What's frag?" I asked, popping out behind them.
"AHH!" They jumped away from their seats, frightened. I tilted my head innocently at them, still curious about what they were talking. Jack gave me a strained smile and waved his hands in dismissal, ruffling my hair.
"Don't worry about it, Miko always says bad words. Don't learn it, okay?" he said, glaring at the pig-tailed girl. Miko rolled her eyes and nudged him hard on the ribs, successfully making the boy cuss too.
"OW-scrap!" he hissed, curling to the side.
"Language, Jacky~" Miko teased, hopping off the couch and ran away. Jack grunted in reply and went after the girl, leaving me and Raf alone. Turning to Raf, I saw he was typing something on the computer.
"Raf, what are you doing?" I asked, sitting by his side. Raf gave me a soft smile and turned the computer to let me have a look.
Oh, digital stuffs again. Mommy typed a lot...I learned some too.
"Why are you...h-heck- ham-hacking! Why are you hacking?" I asked, finally getting the word right. Raf's eyes went big and he gasped, making me more confused.
Everyone is acting weird today.
"You know about hacking?" he said.
"Yeah. Mommy do that a lot. (Y/N) follows...secretly. (Y/N) is training to be...s-supa-su-superspy!" I beamed, giggling loudly. Raf lets out a chuckle, catching the little girl's contagious laughter.
"You sure are, (Y/N)! Come on, let's do it together!" he offered, letting me take over. I followed what mommy does every time before she starts typing; cracking her knuckles. Huffing a little, I hunched down and began typing. After random clatters on the keyboard, I proudly showed Raf my skills.
"Here! (Y/N) done hawcking!" I said, clapping my hands. Ratchet came over and nearly had a spark-attack when he saw what was on Raf's screen.
The young girl had managed to hack into the government's bank, in less than a minute.
"(Y/N)! What did you do?!" Raf's glasses went flying as the boy threw it on the ground, rubbing his eyes. Jack and Miko came back from their game of tag, the former picking up the glasses and handed it back to its owner. I looked down, mouth quivering.
Did I do something bad? Mommy taught me that, I just followed...
"M-Mommy...taught me that...(Y/N)'s sorry- (Y/N) didn't know it's wrong..." I said, shuffling in my seat. Raf back-tracked, feeling bad at yelling.
"N-No! I didn't mean it that way! I-I was surpised!" he said, offering me an apologetic smile. Ratchet mustered a cough as he gently nudged my face, sighing a little.
"No tears, kid. Hacking is useful but only when you use it wisely. Raf and I will train you to make sure you put this gift to good use, okay?" the medic said. I nodded, wiping away my stray tears and sniffled a smile.
"Owkay...(Y/N) promises..." I said. A loud rumble pulled me out of my sadness as I made haste down the staircase to meet my dad. Daddy pulled to a stop and transformed, looking down at my small figure rushing towards him.
"Easy, little sweetspark." He said, setting his large palms down for me to climb. I clambered up immediately, jumping up and down.
"(Y/N) misses daddy!" I said, pouting. Optimus chuckled, walking to a corner and gave me a hug, pressing me gently to his faceplate.
"Sire misses you too, little one." he replied, winking at me. I sucked my thumbs as I sheepishly asked a question.
"Sire...what's frag?" I questioned. I didn't get the answer from Miko and Jack earlier, and I still want to know what was it.
Optimus's optics twitched while Ratchet gasped in horror, dropping his tablet with a clank. Snapping his helm to Miko, Ratchet hissed lowly.
"You cursed in front of (Y/N)!?" he seethed, narrowing his optics onto the teen. Miko yelped, running away from the scene. Bulkhead sighed, picking his charge up. Jack slowly scooted away from the sofa and made a dash towards Arcee, who only gave him a weird look in return.
"What's got your afterburners today?" she asked, looking down at Jack who was hiding behind her peds.
"U-Uh- Nothing! J-Just guardian-charge bonding time, y-ya know? Say, let's go for a ride?" he stuttered.
"...Sure?" Arcee hesitantly replied, transforming into her bike and the two rode off, along with Miko. Raf face-palmed, staring at his two friends with amusement.
"Please refrain from using those words, little one. They are...not good." Optimus replied, setting me down on the computer tables before calling Ratchet over.
"Old friend, I need a favour from you." he said. The grumpy medic raised an optic ridge but obliged to his leader's request, trudging over to the Prime.
"What?"
"Make sure (Y/N) doesn't...learn these words. At least, not yet."
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Random scene 2: Y/N and the Decepticons.
"Hewo!" I beamed brightly, waving my tiny hands at the mech before me. He was all silver and large, even bigger than my dad! He looks scary but he reminds me of sire; stern and cool!
"Hello...child." He said, scooping me up. He gave me a weird look before going into a groundbridge. I said nothing, still smiling innocently as I took in the scene. The room was dark and purple, which reminded me a lot like the sci-fi movies Mom watches to get inspiration. She makes lots of machines and techs, so I know science when I see one.
"Welcome to our humble abode, little fleshy." Megatron sarcastically said, but little (Y/N) was too naïve to understand the hidden meaning. Instead, she gasped in awe and made a nice comment on the interior design.
"It's pweettty!!!" I said, standing up to have a better look.
"Indeed, I must say so too myself. After all, I made sure this ship was crafted to the utmost perfection." Megatron smirked, tapping my head lightly with his digits. His fingers were sharp but the mech wasn't hurting me.
"Master! What in Allspark's name is a fleshling doing here!?" Starscream shrieked. His high-pitched voice made me feel uncomfortable but Sire said we should always look for their good side. Taking in dad's advice, I waved my hands at the high-heeled mech.
"Hi! You're pretty!" I said, tilting my head to a side. A choke could be heard from behind me but I ignored it.
If little (Y/N) had actually been much more prudent of her surroundings, the little girl would've realised Megatron was choking due to her cuteness.
'Curse this! How can such small fleshling be so adorable!?' Megatron hissed internally, one servo clutching his chassis.
"I-I- I'm not-" Starscream faltered in his words, blushing from the sudden compliment.
"You're so tall! You should be a model!" I said, nodding proudly. Megatron snapped out of it and rolled his optics, nudging me with his claws.
"And what do you think of me, little one? Ponder this question wisely and I may spare-"
"You should be a KING!" I declared, standing up tall and puffed out my chest. "You'll be the rich king in those storybooks! Nobel and wise too! You gotta have the crown! Big ones!" I continued blabbering, waving my hands to describe the size of the imaginary ornament.
Megatron looked down at me with a large smile, nodding in agreement.
"I see you and I could get along very well, little one. What is your designation, human?" He asked, petting my head.
"Me (Y/N)!" I beamed, giggling a little. A cherry red mech and a bulky blue-grey one appeared, followed by a full black and purple bot coming into the room.
"Woah...so many pretty bots..." I murmured, looking out from the big mech's grasp. Megatron grunted in approval, raising me higher as he spoke.
"Team, meet our guest. (Y/N), this is my team."
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Random scene 3: (Y/N) likes to read.
"(Y/N)."
"(Y/N)!"
"(Y/N) PRIME!" Miko yelled, bringing the girl out to the realm of living. The small girl gave the teen a flat look, pouting due to someone disturbing her peace.
"Yeah?" I said, still holding up the book. Miko sighed loudly, pinching her nose bridge and pointed at my book.
"What are you reading?"
"A book."
"No shit sherlock! That's a dictionary!" Miko cried out, groaning into a pillow. Jack slapped her back, warning her with her colourful words.
"Language. But I'm curious too. Where did you get that and why are you reading a dictionary?" Jack asked, crossing his arms. I shrugged and pointed towards Raf, who was giving them a thumbs up while working on coding.
"He gave (Y/N) to read. (Y/N) is bored." I replied, burrowing my head back into the thick book. A large shadow loomed over us before my dad appeared from behind, gently kissing the top of my head.
"Hello. What are you guys...doing?" Optimus asked tenderly, gazing at his child with extra love. Jack sighed, pointing towards the dictionary with a distaste look.
"(Y/N)'s reading a dictionary."
"...Is there a problem with it?"
"With all due respect Optimus, humans would prefer comics or light novels to pass time, not dictionaries." Jack humoured, shaking his head. Optimus turned to look at the book, narrowing his optics before brightening up.
"I like that word; enigma." He said, pointing to the bold letters. I smiled, nodding along.
"(Y/N) learned a lot of words and vocabularies from this! This is a magic book!" I giggled, lifting up the book.
"It's a dictionary." Jack and Miko chorused, both utterly done. Slowly walking away from the Prime and his daughter, the two teens shuddered, speaking in unison.
"I hate dictionaries."