A/N: Part 3 since @menameDanny requested nicely UWU! I hope you like it, this chapter is long cus duh, Megsy gets the perks! XD Enjoy this crackhead chapter XD
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Standing in front of the clear mirror, I'm starting to regret my decision.
"Knockout...I do not wish to question your fashion aesthethic...but WHY THE HELL AM I SMALL AND PETITE!?" I groaned, ripping away the thin fabric described as a dress by the medic. Knockout gasped, taking away the torn clothing with tears threatening to spill.
"(Y/N)! I NEEDED THAT!!" He wailed, holding onto the ripped dress with sadness. Breakdown was by his side, patting the dramatic mech's back. We were all in this holoform created by the fashionista medic in hopes to infiltrate the Autobot's base, seeing that the Bots do have a soft spot for humans.
I don't mind the idea...until the idiot gave me a small 5'2 petite femme.
Now don't get me wrong, I don't care about shape and sizes. But judging by the fact that I've spent my entire life in the Pits, technically speaking I should have toned abs and muscles, not...small and fray. Don't ask me how I know about human anatomy, I saw a book regarding about human biology on the medic's table the other day and I read it.
Speaking of which, why did Knockout have those and where in the Pits he got them?
"Knockout! Fix this!" I yelled, threatening to kick his aft in human form. Megatron stepped out from the human sized dressing room and I had to do a double take.
He's bloody HANDSOME!
"Well, I must say, I am impressed with his skills..." Megatron muttered, turning around to admire his body. He was sporting a 7 feet male human with equally buffed body, littered with scars to match his real-life form. He was wearing a simple grey t- shirt with black cargo pants and the warlord was wearing a silver chain with our insignia on it. Megatron had his spiked hair slicked back and was looking absolutely ravishing.
"Damn it, Knockout! You're playing favourites! Why the frag did I get a small and fragile body while Megatron got what suits him!?" I hissed, pointing at our leader and stomping my tiny feet. Megatron came behind me and wrapped his large arms around my waist, lifting me slightly off the ground as he placed a small kiss on my neck.
Right, I need to mention that the warlord had already confessed his feelings recently and was a gentleman during our relationship although his usual attitude was anything but gentle. Eh, I like him both ways after all, so I didn't mind.
Megatron chuckled, taking a liking to my holoform. "Well (Y/N), I don't mind this form, not at all." He said, placing another kiss on my cheek. I blushed and spun around, pouting at the mech before me.
"I am not happy about this! I'm supposed to be ALMOST the same height as you and a hell more buffier than this!" I said, waving my hands in the air. Megatron's eyes widened before he choked out a word.
"C-Cute."
"MEGATRON!!" I groaned, burying my head in my hands with defeat. Knockout stood by his majesty's side, truly enjoying the scene.
"Well, we can alter-"
"YOU BETTER OR I'LL RUIN YOUR FINISH!" I growled, sending the narcissistic mech a dangerous glare. He gulped and typed something on his downsized datapad. Within seconds, my form changed and I was met with a 6 feet (h/c) femme with long hair and toned body.
Very athletic, very me.
"FINALLY!" I said, rolling my eyes. Going through the bin of clothes, I took a black sport bra and paired it with a camo pants. I went into the dressing room and changed quickly, not wanting to be in the sun dress any longer. Tying my long hair into a ponytail, I stepped out of the room with a renewed smile as I made my way to look at the mirror.
"Hmm...this will do." I mused, satisfied. Megatron came to my side and smirked, agreeing with my thoughts.
"As much as I enjoy seeing you playing the damsel in distress, this suits you much better." He said, placing a small kiss on my head. I pulled him in and stole a kiss, smirking at his shocked expressions.
"Indeed." I said, strutting away to get ready for my mission. Knockout threw me a large box, which I caught in ease, and began debriefing me on my mission.
"Okay, listen up. You're still equipped with your weapons; they're just stored in your subspace. Since you're all human now, the same applies with your weapon. They won't coming out as an appendage, but as a real weapon to be hand-held. Also, you're able to summon your vehicle mode while maintaining this form, but I suggest against it unless absolutely necessary. Next, I've given you a backpack with...basic essentials and here-" he tossed me a large black jacket with hoodie. "-to cover yourself in case it gets cold and also to hide from being recognise in case things go wrong. We've got your commlinks up and Soundwave got the money and credit cards ready, it's in the pack too. That's all and good luck." Knockout finished, flashing me a smirk.
Checking the bag before zipping it up, I gave the team a salute before Soundwave bridged me off.
"Bye-Bye! I'll bring back some souvenirs kids!"
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"Soundwave, your style of clothing..." Knockout muttered, looking over at the communication specialist before nodding in satisfaction.
"Absolutely perfect! Now, where's that Screamer..." Knockout looked around, not seeing the mech. A loud cackle caught his and the team's attention as Starscream came out from the dressing room in a three-piece suit and a black high-heeled shoe.
"Ahahhaha! Even in this fleshling form, I am classy!" Starscream boasted, looking at the mirror. He was donned in a grey suit with ruby cufflinks and blue tie to match the outfit. Megatron rolled his eyes and threw the torn clothing from earlier onto the egoistic man.
"Dream on, Starscream."
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I was currently walking around the streets of Jasper, Nevada. I took out the glasses from the backpack and put it on, seeing that the sun was blazing and starting to have an effect on my eyes. Walking into a café, I ordered an iced latte and cookie.
... I saw it on the TV with Knockout the other day, I want to try it and I'm getting one. Knockout did mention that in this form, we're able to consume human food, so why not?
After paying for the stuff with the money printed by Soundwave, I happily ate the sugary treat as I made my way down the street. There was a group of human carriers chatting with one another, some holding their sparkling as they talked loudly.
Noisy and annoying.
Rolling my eyes, I paid no attention and continued strolling on...until I saw a small lone sparkling wandering off to the road, and there was A BUS COMING! The driver was honking loudly and the kid was gawking at it, not moving!
I looked at the mother, who was still not aware of her damn child, before sighing and charging forward to save the little kid. Wrapping my arms body around the kid, I stucked out my hand and stopped the bus. With the momentum being strong and all, obviously the bus tipped but I caught it and slammed it back down onto the road. The commotion finally brought the stupid mother out of her shitty conversation as she yelled for her child.
"ELENA!" she cried. I had to fight the urge to just plunge my damn sword into her face at her stupidity.
HOW THE FRAG CAN YOU BE A CARRIER YOU SLAGGING IDIOT!?
Sighing, I took a peek at the child, who was leaking coolants before turning towards the bus.
"HEY! You guys alright in there!?" I hollered, looking at the bus driver. His windscreen was shattered so he could hear me clearly and gave me a scared nod. I replied with the same gesture and carried the child back to the side of the road. The useless mother came forward to claim her probably traumatised child, crying and leaking coolants too.
"My baby! T-Thank you!" she said, kissing her kid as she thanked me. I gave her a stiff nod before speaking up.
"Next time, look after your damn child properly." I said, glaring at her before doing the same to the rest of the mothers behind. They averted their gaze, clutching their kids with equal fear. Looking back at the kid, I sighed and bent down.
"Hey, stay close with your carrier, alright?" I said, ruffling her hair. She gave me a small smile and hugged me.
"Thwank yiu!" she said, giving me a toothy smile. I messed her hair one more time and walked off, not bothered with the stares by the other humans.
Damn it (Y/N), first day as a human and you blew your damn cover!
I swiftly turned into a corner and arrived at an empty park. Taking a seat at the bench, I sighed softly and looked down on my hand, the same hand that stop the blow. Clenching and unclenching it, I let out another sigh. To be honest, I didn't think I would retain my strength in this...form, it was a risky bet, and I won by sheer luck!
A tap on my shoulders got me to look up, suddenly on guard. It was the human liaison for the Autobots. Great.
"I saw what you did there, young lady. I need you to come with me." he said, extending his human servos at me. I eyed him weirdly, not liking where this is going.
"Um, why?" I asked, not accepting the handshake. He awkwardly took it back and stood straight, trying to look intimidating as he spoke.
Hardly working but A for effort, I guess.
"I believe you'll be a valuable addition to my team." He said, smirking.
"What's this? A superhero invitation to the band or something?" I replied, linking this to the scene where the eye-patched guy from Marvel recruited the team of Avengers...yeah, I watched those with the team. I mean, the tech's all cool and stuff! I got a preference for the Captain America!
...don't tell Megatron, he gets pissy about it.
"You can say so." He shrugged, playing along.
Behind him, I saw a familiar red and blue semi-truck and smirked. I could follow them back to base, steal some important files and get hold of their locations; a pretty good deal if I do say so myself. Feigning a smile, I stood up.
"Sure, lead the way." I said, putting my hands in my pockets. He gave me a look before turning back to his vehicle, which was the same damn truck. Opening it, I climbed into the passenger seat and he got into the driver's seat. He started it and we're off to their base.
"So, wanna tell what's your name?" he asked, starting a conversation as he drove. I leaned in the seat and spoke, not giving him my name.
"I won't tell until I see this...team of yours." I said, flipping my hair as I looked out. Without a warning, the both of us lurched forward as the vehicle sped through a groundbridge before pulling to a stop.
Damn it, there goes my way of discovering their hideout!
Getting off the truck, I faked a look of shock as I looked around when in actual fact, I was taking in the possible ways to escape if it calls for it.
"W-Wha-" cue my great acting.
"Welcome to the base, (Y/N)." Agent Fowler spoke up, dropping the façade. Optimus stood behind him, already transformed. The team had their weapons out and pointing at me, ready to fire.
Oh, they're sly.
"Aww! I thought the charade's gonna stay longer! What gives?" I said, pouting. Optimus bent down and looked at me, his gaze firm as he spoke.
"(Y/N), surrender now and tell us everything we need to know and we will spare your life." He said and I barked out a laugh. I was gasping for air as I laughed loudly.
"S-Seriously!?" I wheezed, holding up a finger as I calmed myself down, snickers still escaping my human dermas.
"R-Really!? You think that y'all will win?" I challenged. I have yet to change into my biped form but it doesn't matter, I'll beat their afts like before.
"How's the thigh, Prime? And you doctor, how's the shoulders?" I mocked, turning around sharply to look at the medic. He flexed his shoulders subconsciously and glared back.
"(Y/N), we saw what you did back there." Optimus said, taking my attention back to him. Raising an eyebrow, I leaned back a little and crossed my arms.
"So?" I said, giving him a flat look.
"We know you're not as evil as you perceive yourself to be. Please, rethink of your choice and-"
"Really!? I thought we're done with recruitment!" I groaned, lifting my hands up dramatically.
"Listen here, big guy. You're cool, adorable and really just so cute, but no. My loyalty lies with the Big M, baby. Like seriously though, did you not get the invitation? We're sparkmates now." I said, smirking at the shocked Prime alongside with his crew.
"WHAT!?" The team bar Optimus said together.
"Ah, he didn't give you the word of joy then." I said, shrugging. Optimus casted me a sad look and I raised an eyebrow, still not budging no matter how cute his looks are.
No seriously though, are all Primes cute or did the Matrix decide on choosing this adorable bunny instead of someone else?
"You're...engaged?" he asked.
"Yeah, jealous?" I smirked back, sensing his distress. The Prime immediately backs away, cheeks flushed bright blue as he stuttered.
AHA! GOT YOU NOW, YOU LITTLE SLAGGER!
"N-NO! I-I IT'S N-NOT- I-I" he stumbled with his words. I snickered and shook my head in amusement, it's not everyday you get to see the high and mighty Prime flustered. Sighing, Optimus dragged a servo over his face before hardening his expression.
"(Y/N), we cannot allow you to go back to your base, not with you knowing our location."
"Yeah...I don't know? You did just use the groundbridge, little one." I sighed, facepalming. Optimus did a double take and lost it, deciding that his dignity was already lost and gone with the wind.
"JUST STAY, WILL YOU!? AND FOR THE LOVE OF PRIMUS, STOP REFERENCING MY YOUNGER DAYS!" he hollered, groaning into his servos. The Prime was blushing loudly as he lost his cool. The team looked at me with surprise.
"Wow..." a small human female said.
"Well scrap, Optimus just lost his cool." An older male kid spoke up. I gave him a snort before looking down at the smallest. Walking over to the boy, I gave the boy a smile and ruffled his hair.
"Well, you're adorable. Can I keep you?"
:-NO FRAGGING WAY! I FOUND HIM FIRST!-: Bumblebee beeped angrily, waving his servos in the air. I gave the mech a smirk before carrying the boy and placed him on my hips, hugging the kid.
"Well, I like this one." I said. The small boy gave me a smile and hugged back, laughing a little. That got more response from Bumblebee, beeping wildly in annoyance.
"You're cute, I like you too. I'm Raf." He introduced himself. Nodding, I set him on the ground before turning to look at the other human. The two gave me an awkward smile and I broke into a smile.
"You know what? I may be a Decepticon but humans are adorable, and thus I conclude that they stay out of the fight. Also," I stopped and turned around, looking at Agent Fowler. "-did you see that fragging idiotic carrier!? How the hell did she not realise her kid's missing!? Are all human carrier this irresponsible or what?" I cursed, setting a hand on my hips. Agent Fowler tugged his tie awkwardly.
"W-Well n-no, of course n-not! It was that lady's fault." He said, coughing in his fist.
"She needs to be arrested." I huffed and walked back to my original spot. I decided to stay in this form because it's cool, period.
"So...can I go home now?" I asked, tapping my feet. Optimus sighed, giving me one last puppy eyes.
"Primus! Optimus, how the hell are you in this war!? You're so cute too! I bet your sparkling pictures must be one hell of a cuteness!" I snickered and he pouted.
"You are insufferable." Optimus said, walking over the groundbridge control and typed in a coordinate before looking back at me.
"I'm sending you to the Artic."
"Sure, sure."
"Are you certain?"
"Yeah, I'll let Megs know what you did and just you watch, that sparkmate of mine is going to slice you alive." I said, challenging the Prime.
Huh, so the Matrix didn't really take off all of his sassy attitude after all.
Clicking his glossa, he was about to flip the switch when I spoke up.
"Well...goodbye kids! If we ever meet again, I'll teach ya some cool moves, the same skills that got your guardians wiped on the floor!" I snickered and bowed, eliciting grumbles from the team.
"Take your form back, let's go a few rounds." Bulkhead said, growling. I stood straight and held my confidence as I snapped back.
"Your neck looks real good, Wrecker. I'll make sure the next time we duel, it comes right off." I smiled darkly, making the olive green mech gulp. Waving my hands, me and Optimus walked into the groundbridge and we came into a large green hill. Looking back at the mech, I transformed into my biped form.
"Bye-bye, fanboy~" and I went off, blasting through the skies. Optimus stood there alone for a moment before rubbing his optics tiredly, giving up with a certain Decepticon femme.
"I should have listened to Ratchet about not watching Megatron's battle, I'm never gonna living this down now."