Scene: Couffaine Houseboat.
Marinette: You're so talented, Luka. How long have you been playing for?
Luka: Since I was in diapers. (strums guitar)
Marinette: (giggles)
Alix: I get a feeling Marinette likes Luka a lot.
Al: no really I couldn't tell.
Alya: At least she can have a normal conversation with him without getting all (babbles) blahblah blahblah blahblah blahblah!
Al: *snorts*
Mylène: I guess you mean not like when she's with Adrien.
Alix: And at least Luka gets to go out whenever he wants.
Al: yeah father can be a real drag. (Especially since he's my arch nemesis)
Scene: Seine. Kagami and Adrien arrived at the Couffaine houseboat.
Kagami: Thank you.
Scene: Couffaine houseboat. The three girls watch Marinette and Luka together.
Mylène: They're so cute together.
Alix: So true.
Alya: Sure are.
Al: (to readers) I give them till season 4 Ep 1.
Adrien: You think? (they gasp)
Kagami: I agree. That boy and your friend seem to get along very well.
Al: he-hey bro! Hi kagami!
Alya: Adrien! Kagami!
Alix: Your father let you out?!
Adrien: We're officially at fencing practice right now, but -- Oh, no, Kagami. Isn't this the wrong address?
Kagami: Oh, dear, I think you're right.
(Adrien and Kagami chuckle. Marinette starts to frown)
Al: ha the old make my father think I'm here but not I love it.
Luka: It's a good thing Adrien's found someone he can get out of the house with at last.
Marinette: ...Hi, Adrien. It's cool you couldn't come alone. Oh-I mean, you came with someone. (giggles nervously) Hey Kagamoo-- Ah, Kamoogi-- Uh Kagami...
Al:
Kagami: Nice to see you too, Marinette. Have you come to watch your boyfriend rehearse?
(Marinette stammers.)
Anarka: (shouting from the boat's deck above) I will NOT be your second choice!
Jagged Stone: But you've always been my muse, please--!
(The teens all run off to find the commotion; Alya and Marinette stay behind)
Alya: Kagami might be on to something, you know.
Marinette: Luka? You know he's just a friend. (Marinette runs off; Alya sighs and follows her.)
Scene: Seine.
Jagged Stone: You know perfectly well you were my first choice. You're the only one, Nanarky.
Juleka & Luka: (both confused) "Nanarky"?
Al: ok I'm sorry they know each other?! Wait did they date once?!
Anarka: You can't fool me, pirate. I bet you threw your guitarist overboard again!
Jagged Stone: No, I swear, I didn't. She sailed away from me, she left me in the lurch. (shows the album they made when they were together) Look how perfect we were together. Come back and play with me, Nanarky. (blows her an air kiss while playing the piano)
Juleka and Luka: Jagged and our mom?
Al: seriously did they date?! (Wait If they dated does that mean jagged could be Luka and juleka's father?! No way!)
Anarka: (slowly smiles but snaps out of her trance when she sees the twins looking at her) We're not co-captains anymore. I sail alone now, skipper! (walks away)
(Jagged starts to frown, but then he sees Marinette)
Jagged Stone: Marinette! You're here! (eagerly presses multiple notes on the keyboard) The awesome designer of these rock 'n' roll shades of mine. I'm sure you can help me. I need a guitarist like yesterday. Do you play guitar?
Marinette: Me? -- Guitar? I-I can play a few notes on the flute, but I don't think...
(Alya points gestures toward Luka and Adrien's general direction.)
Marinette: No wait, Jagged. I know the perfect musician.
Jagged Stone: Really? You rock, Marinette!
Marinette: I'm sure you know Adrien Agreste. He's the cutest -- uh -- the greatest model -- I mean, musician in the world!
(Everyone gasps)
Al:
Adrien: Well, I know a few chords, but I'm more of a pianist actually.
Jagged Stone: Uh, okay, you sure? How 'bout that young dude with the awesome T-shirt? Don't you think he's better equipped for the job?
Marinette: Of course! You're right, Jagged! (they sigh) Luka can let Adrien borrow his guitar, can't you, Luka?
Luka: If you like, Marinette... (they groan) put it to good use, Adrien.
Adrien: I'll do my best. Thanks.
(Before Adrien could play, a villain appears after Hawk Moth akumatizes her off-screen)
Desperada: Jagged Stone! So you fire me, and now you want to replace me with what? A school-kid?
Jagged Stone: Vivica? Is that you?
Desperada: There ain't no more Vivica! There's only Desperada now. If I can't be your guitarist anymore, I'm gonna make sure NOBODY can!
Anarka: (overhears the conversation) Ah-hah! You ship rat! I knew you were lying. Vivica didn't leave you. You dropped her just like you would drop me before! (Jagged Stone groans)
Desperada: What? You were thinking of replacing me with HER?!
Anarka: Hey! I'm a much better guitarist than you, and I was his first choice.
Desperada: In that case, you'll be my first choice too! (fires at Anarka and she disappears) I never miss a musical note. Vivica ALWAYS hits her targets! (fires at Kagami and she disappears as well)
(Desperada starts to fire at and disappear all people in Paris.)
Al: aw shit here we go again.
Scene: Couffaine houseboat.
Marinette: I never should've given that guitar to Adrien. Why did I do that, Tikki?
Tikki: You have a troubled heart, Marinette.
Marinette: (groans) What is happening to me?! Tikki, spots on!
Scene: cabin
Al: let's do this bud.
[Transformation Sequence]
Al: lupin let's hunt! Yeah! (Al transforms into white fang)
Scene: Seine.
Luka: (to Adrien) Not there. You'd be a sitting duck in that cabin.
Desperada: Where are you running to, wannabe?
Jagged Stone: Stop it, Vivica, you're giving rock 'n' roll a bad name.
(Desperada fires at Jagged Stone and he disappears)
Penny Rolling: Jagged--? No--! (disappears)
Ladybug: I may not play a guitar, but I do play the yo-yo. Care for a duet?
White fang: better yet how bout a trio
Desperada: Solo!
Scene: Seine riverbank.
Luka: We'll be safe here.
Adrien: Thank you, Luka.
Hawk Moth (o.s.): Perfect, Desperada!
Scene: Hawk Moth's lair
Hawk Moth: Ladybug and white fang's Miraculous are within reach.
Scene: Seine riverbank.
Desperada: I always keep my end of the deal, Hawk Moth.
(Desperada white fang and Ladybug fight)
Luka: Where's Cat Noir?
Adrien: He might not make it here in time.
Luka: Then we must help Ladybug and white fang. May I? (plays guitar)
Desperada: Another new guitarist?? (disappears everything faster)
(Ladybug throws away Desperada with her yo-yo. The riverbank breaks down with an unprecedented smash. Ladybug uses her Lucky vision with no Lucky Charm.)
White fang: now what?!
Ladybug: This way -- quick!
Desperada: You won't get away for long!!!
Scene: Sewers. Luka, Adrien, white fang and Ladybug are running.
Ladybug: You shouldn't have put yourself in danger like that. But... thank you.
White fang: yeah thanks man.
Luka: You can count on us whenever you need help. (plays guitar)
Ladybug: I appreciate it, but when you're dealing with a supervillain, it's better to have a partner with superpowers. Speaking of which...
Cat Noir's voice: Cat got your tongue? Leave a message.
White fang: I think he's gonna be late.
Ladybug: Okay.
[Superpower Sequence]
Ladybug: Lucky Charm!
(A gong appears)
Luka: A gong? What're you gonna do with that?
Ladybug: I'm gonna have to leave you guys for now, but I'll be back soon.
White fang: you go Red I'll keep a look out.
Scene: Paris.
Desperada: I'll find that brat guitarist sooner or later, Ladybug!
Scene: Sewers.
Ladybug: I can handle this. Could I... borrow that, please?
Luka: You know how to play?
Ladybug: Let's just say I have my own personal style. Meanwhile, find a place to hide. Both of you!
White fang: don't worry I'll help them get to safety.
(Ladybug uses her Lucky vision. Luka white fang and Adrien run into the locker.)
Adrien: You can hide in here. It's a bit tight for the two of us. I'll go in another one.
Luka: Okay -- see you later.
White fang: I'll look after Luka go
(Adrien runs off to transform into cat noir)
Plagg: How about a little nap while we wait for Ladybug to come back?
Adrien: No, it's time for Cat Noir to make his entrance.
[Transformation Sequence]
Adrien: Plagg, claws out!
(Adrien transforms into Cat Noir.)
Scene: Paris.
Desperada: Ugh! Who is torturing that poor guitar?!
(Xavier's pigeons play loud music. Desperada disappears all pigeons.)
Desperada: That's better.
Scene: Fu's massage shop. Master Fu opens the gramophone to reveal the Miracle Box, and places the box between him and Marinette.
Master Fu: Marinette Dupain-Cheng. You must pick an ally you can trust to fight alongside you on this mission. Once the mission is over, you will take the Miraculous back and return it to me.
Marinette: Desperada's relentless. There's no room for error with her -- there'll be no second chance. Or maybe this one.
Master Fu: The snake's power is a very strong one, Marinette. Whoever uses it must be wise enough, not to be tempted to manipulate time for their own personal gain.
Marinette: I understand, Master Fu, I know just the perfect person. I can't believe I didn't think of him before -- a perfect match.
Scene: Sewers. Cat Noir climbs up. Ladybug and Cat Noir fall.
Cat Noir: We must stop running into each other like this, M'lady. Let's take care of this guitarist and her seriously bad music. Uh, you lookin' for something, M'lady?
White fang: (meets up with them) about time cat noir. What's that Red?
Ladybug: Phew! Yeah, I have to find Adrien Agreste!
Cat Noir: You wanna entrust him with a Miraculous?
Ladybug: You're not supposed to know, but, yeah! He's the perfect guy for this mission.
White fang: that's debatable.
Cat Noir: You know, you can trust me and my incredible nose. If Adrien's down here, I'll find him for you. Adrien's in there.
Ladybug: Your incredible nose failed you this time.
Luka: Cat Noir. Ladybug. Have you defeated Desperada yet? Oh, where's Adrien?
White fang: he's gotta be somewhere.
Cat Noir: Um, maybe he took off and hid somewhere else. Let's split up and find him. Hide in there for the mean time. Claws in! (detransforms)
Adrien: Plagg, Ladybug needs me. She needs "Adrien"!
Plagg: If you asked me, this whole idea is worse than cheese in a can.
Adrien: She thinks I'm the perfect guy for this mission.
Plagg: You can't be Cat Noir and another superhero at the same time! Which means that you're not the perfect guy for this mission.
Adrien: The Lucky Charm told her I am.
Plagg: That's not how it works. Why am I bothering? You're not even listening.
Adrien: This is my chance to get her to love me as myself! "Adrien"! I don't care what costume comes with it, I have to try. Ladybug chose me!
Ladybug (o.s.): Adrien?! (back onscreen) Adrien?!
White fang: ow that's my fucking ear.
Adrien: Uh... Ladybug?
Ladybug: Where were you? Is everything okay?
Adrien: Yeah. I was just hiding a bit further down. I thought it'd be better if Desperada couldn't find us both in the same place.
Ladybug: I need you.
Adrien: Me?
Ladybug: Adrien Agreste, here's the Miraculous of the snake, which grants the power of Second Chance. You will use it for the greater good. (Adrien takes the box) Once we defeat the supervillain, you will return the Miraculous to me. (starts to act like Marinette) Can I love -- Uh, trust you?
White fang: this is a disaster.
Adrien: Yes, Ladybug. (places the box in the palm of his hand and opens it)
(A glow appears out of the box. Sass appears between Adrien.)
Adrien: Amazing!
Sass: Greetings. My name is Sass, and I'll be your Kwami.
Adrien: But what am I supposed to do?
Sass: All you have to say is... "Sass, scales slither."
(Adrien opens the box and takes out the Snake Miraculous. Plagg waves his arms at Adrien, shaking his head while quietly telling him not to do it. Adrien puts on the Snake Miraculous.)
[Transformation Sequence]
Adrien: Sass, scales slither!
(Adrien transforms into Aspik.)
Cat Noir's voice: Cat got your tongue? Leave a message.
Ladybug: Cat! I found Adrien. We're gonna go after Desperada. Meet us under Trocadéro square fa--!
Aspik: I hope I don't disappoint you, Ladybug.
Ladybug: I know you won't. You're perfect. Uh, perfectly capable of defeating Desperada! We need all the odds in our favor. Desperada is a fearsome opponent.
White fang: this is a bad idea.
[Superpower Sequence]
Ladybug: Lucky Charm!
(A saddle appears)
Aspik: I would have preferred a horseshoe for my first mission.
Ladybug: (giggles) I love your sense of humor!
White fang:
Aspik: Really? Thanks!
Ladybug: If anything goes wrong, the Second Chance allows you to go back in time to the exact moment you activated it.
Aspik: Got it.
[Superpower Sequence]
Aspik: Second chance. (adjusts bangle)
Ladybug: We now have five minutes. Within this time range, you can go back in time as many times as you want. But after that, when the head of the snake goes back in place, you'll detransform. Still no Cat... Come to think of it, we're okay without him. Now that we have your power, you white fang and I are gonna make an awesome team.
White fang: oh boy.
(Ladybug white fang and Aspik climb up. Plagg groans.)
Scene: Paris.
Ladybug: ... Where is she?
(Desperada materializes out of nowhere.)
Desperada: Nobody can escape me from here.
(Desperada disappears Ladybug.)
Hawk Moth (o.s.): Very nice, Desperada.
Scene: Hawk Moth's lair
Hawk Moth: Once you've captured Cat Noir and white fang and you don't need your powers anymore, these stickers will release the heroes and their Miraculous will be mine.
Scene: Paris.
White fang: RED!!! (Desperada shoots at him but he uses his shield)
Plagg: (indignant) Awesome team, all right!
Aspik: Gimme some time.
Alternate scene: Sewers. Aspik's time reverses.
White fang: (looks around confused) huh?
Ladybug: We now have five minutes--
Aspik: Before I transform back, I know.
Ladybug: Did we not make it?
Aspik: No, but I used my power of second chance. No time to wait for Cat Noir -- we're fine without him. You'll see, we're gonna make an awesome team -- Aspik white fang and Ladybug.
Ladybug: Aspik? Wow! You've only just started being a superhero and you already seem to have all of this down.
Aspik: Guess you made the right choice, Ladybug.
White fang: uh? Deja... vu?
(Ladybug white fang and Aspik climb up. Plagg groans.)
Alternate scene: Paris.
Ladybug: ... Where is she?
Aspik: No, wait. The first time, Desperada's fire came from there.
(Ladybug white fang and Aspik run.)
Aspik: Here. As a thank you for choosing me.
Ladybug: Oh! Uh, thanks! (Aspik shrugs)
(Desperada disappears Ladybug.)
White fang: Nooo! (Desperada shoots at him he uses his shield)
Plagg: (indignant) Awesome team, all right!
Aspik: I just need a bit more time.
Plagg: To do what?! Charm Ladybug?! Or defeat the villain?!
Aspik: Second chance
Alternate scene: Sewers. Aspik's time reverses.
White fang: huh what?
Ladybug: We now have five -- AH!
Aspik: Trust me -- we've been through this before.
Ladybug: Shouldn't we wait for Cat Noir?
Aspik: No need, let's try a different exit this time.
Ladybug: So you saved my life several times already? I knew! --
Aspik: We'd make an awesome team? I hope you're right.
Ladybug: (quietly) He can read my mind too.
White fang: what is happening? How am I remembering this?
Alternate scene: Paris.
Aspik: This seems okay here.
Ladybug: Adrien -- I mean, snake...
Aspik: Call me Aspik.
Ladybug: Aspik, you really are a super--
(Desperada disappears Ladybug.)
White fang: No! (Blocks blast with shield)
Plagg: Awesome team, all --
Aspik: I know! (time reverses)
Alternate scene: Paris. Desperada disappears Ladybug again white fang uses his shield.
Aspik: Not again!
Alternate scene: Paris. Desperada disappears Ladybug again and again white fang uses his shield again and again.
Aspik: No, no, no!
Alternate scene: Sewers. Desperada disappears Ladybug again and again. White fang uses his shield again and again.
Alternate scene: Paris. Desperada disappears Ladybug again and again.
Aspik: You know, Ladybug? I'm actually also Cat Noir and I've been in love with you since our eyes first met.
(Desperada disappears Ladybug.)
(White fang uses his shield)
Alternate scene: Paris. Desperada disappears Ladybug... several times in a row. White fang uses his shield several times in a row.
White fang: *panting*
Ladybug: We now have five minutes. Within this time range, you can go back in time as many times as you want --
Aspik: Sass, scales rest. (detransforms; and catches him in his hands)
Ladybug: But...
Adrien: It didn't work. I'm so sorry. I wasn't the right choice for you after all.
(Plagg sighs)
Ladybug: No! You have to be the right snake. I guess I must've done something wrong.
Adrien: No, it's not you. I just can't protect you. I never managed to save you.
Ladybug: We can try again.
Adrien: No, I can't bear seeing Desperada capture you every time without ever being able to save you.
Ladybug: How many times did you see me?
Adrien: I've been trying for months. It was 25,913th time. I don't know what to do anymore!
White fang: (quietly) 25,927th time to be precise.
Ladybug: But... who could possibly wear this Miraculous beside to you?
Luka: Ladybug? (appears) Oh, I see you found Adrien. I'm glad, I was worried.
Adrien: ... Brave? Determined? Caring? Why don't you give him the Miraculous?
Ladybug: Thank you for saving my life so many times, Adrien. (kisses)
Adrien: I'll go and hide. I'm sure you guys will succeed, Ladybug.
Luka: Did I miss something?
White fang: oh you have no idea.
Ladybug: Luka Couffaine, here is the Miraculous of the snake, which grants the power of Second Chance. You will use it for the greater good, if you're willing. (Luka takes the box) Once we succeed, you must return the Miraculous to me. Can I trust you?
Luka: Desperada attacked my family, and my friends. So if I can help you anyway, I will. (places the box in the palm of his hand and opens it)
(A glow appears out of the box. Sass appears between Luka and Ladybug.)
Sass: Greetings. My name is Sass, and I'll be your Kwami.
White fang: Deja vu all over again.
Plagg: Ah! At last, you've come to your senses.
Adrien: I'm not sure Ladybug will have very fond memories of her experience with "Adrien Agreste".
Plagg: Then make up for it as Cat Noir.
Adrien: You're right.
[Transformation Sequence]
Adrien: Plagg, claws out!
(Adrien transforms into Cat Noir.)
Sass: All you have to say is... "Sass, scales slither."
[Transformation Sequence]
Luka: Sass, scales slither!
(Luka transforms into Viperion.)
Ladybug: Just in time. Cat Noir, I'd like you to meet --
Viperion: Viperion. Can't wait to work with you.
(Ladybug sees Desperada.)
Cat Noir: (to Luka) Perhaps you would've preferred a lucky horseshoe for your first mission.
Ladybug: Cat!
White fang: Red just let him have that one.
Viperion: No need. Ladybug brings enough luck for all of us. (Cat Noir nods)
Ladybug: Thanks. Desperada's at the top of the Eiffel Tower! Let's take her vantage point away from her! We're gonna need your Cataclysm! Our team would be lost without him!
Cat Noir: At your service, m'lady! Here! Cataclysm!
[Superpower Sequence]
Cat Noir: Cataclysm!
(Cat Noir uses his Cataclysm)
White fang: now we're talking.
Scene: Eiffel Tower. A big crash occurs; Desperada falls down.
(Ladybug uses her Lucky Vision.)
Ladybug: All her weapons come from her guitar case. (to Cat Noir white fang and Viperion) We have to prevent her from using them, then destroy the case! Ready?
[Superpower Sequence]
Viperion: Second chance. (adjusts bangle)
(Ladybug, Viperion, white fang and Cat Noir fight Desperada. Desperada disappears Ladybug and Cat Noir white fang activates his shield)
Viperion: Second chance!
Alternate scene: Eiffel Tower.
Viperion: Wait!
(Desperada disappears Ladybug white fang activates his shield)
Viperion: Second chance!
Alternate scene: Eiffel Tower.
(Ladybug catch Desperada with her yo-yo, but Desperada kick and disappears Cat Noir white fang activates his shield)
Viperion: Second chance!
Alternate scene: Eiffel Tower.
(Ladybug white fang and Cat Noir fight Desperada. Viperion is playing his lyre. White fang activates his shield.)
Viperion: Second chance!
Alternate scene: Eiffel Tower.
Viperion: Wait! This time I know what to do!
(Ladybug catches the right hand with her yo-yo and Viperion catches the left hand with his lyre. Cat Noir slides down to wrap saddle around Desperada's ankles. White fang throws the guitar case into the air and Ladybug uses her yo-yo to destroy the guitar case)
Ladybug: No more evil-doing for you, little Akuma.
[Superpower Sequence]
Ladybug: Time to de-evilize! (Ladybug catches the akuma) Gotcha!
Ladybug: Bye-bye, little butterfly. Miraculous Ladybug! (She throws the saddle into the air, the Miraculous Cure restores damage and turns Desperada back into Vivica)
Vivica: What am I doing here?
Ladybug, Cat Noir, white fang, & Viperion: Pound it!
Scene: Hawk Moth's lair
Hawk Moth: History repeats itself, Ladybug! But rest assured, one day I will be the one who rewrites it! (He laughs evilly as the window closes)
Scene: Paris.
Luka: Thank you for trusting me.
Ladybug: You were the right choice, Luka. I'm sure we'll see each other again soon. Bug out!
Scene: Couffaine houseboat.
Jagged Stone: I know I wasn't very rock 'n' roll to you, Vivica. And even if you did eat my cereal and drink Fang's milk, I should've never fired you that way. You can come back if you want, but get your own breakfast, okay?
Vivica: I promise, Jagged.
Jagged Stone: Besides, I get why Anarka no longer wants to play with me. And I respect her decision, what's past is past, isn't that right, Nanarky? (Anarka nods)
Kagami: I was wrong about you and Luka, wasn't I? But you'd better hurry up and choose, Marinette. You don't always get a second chance when it comes to love.
Alya: Well, Adrien and Luka can choose too, right? And they haven't made their choice yet, either.
Post credit scene
Al was talking to Lupin
Al: how come I still remember all those changed timelines?
Lupin: the shield is made up of pure quantum energy it's impervious to any miraculous power.
Al: you mean as long as my shield is activated I'm invincible?
Lupin: mhm.
Al: this will definitely come in handy.