Chapter 59: 458

Chapter 83.6 Bonfire Bridal Chamber Night

Sang Chengyin laughed loudly: “How about it, my worthy son-in-law?”

After holding it for a while, You Wuming said helplessly: “The taste is passable, and it can be regarded as a business without capital. But after all, it’s the underworld demon, and the people in the whole world will definitely have scruples in their heart about this. My opinion is to sell only the meat that had been cut, pieces that the original shape can’t be recognized anymore.”

“Poof!” This time, not only A Gu, but Sang Chengyin also spurted out a mouthful of wine.

A Gu said: “Lord! This is not an underworld demon, but a specialty of the Bai state, the Giant Frog!”

You Wuming: “…”

His eyes were faintly staring at Sang Yuanyuan.

As soon as they arrived, he was led to a crooked way of thinking by her. Once the way of thinking had been crooked, they were all parts of an underworld demon no matter how he looked at them.

Sang Yuanyuan: “Oh hehe, it turns out to be a frog!”

After the answer was revealed, when she looked at the unknown object on the grill again, they were all parts of a frog now no matter how she looked at them.

A Gu sighed and said: “Just now when the Lord said solemnly about selling the underworld demon’s meat, it really makes the goosebumps on all over my body rise up——I had eaten the underworld demon’s meat once and it tasted like stinky pork that has been soaked in a swill bucket for half a year.”

The corners of You Wuming’s mouth twitched: “Is it the fault of low salary in my army then?”

That they were even reduced to eating the underworld demons?

A Gu hurriedly waved his hand: “It was just that time in Zhang state, I accidentally took a bite. It made me vomit for about half a month and everything I eat smells like swill and stinky pork! The taste is indeed very similar to that of this Giant Frog.”

Sang Yuanyuan and the other two: “….”

Once they heard him say this, no matter what, no one can eat the Giant Frog on the grill which is similar to the underworld demon’s body anymore.

So A Gu, with the Giant Frog in his arms, ate alone by himself and ate until his mouth was fully smeared with the oil——The bad guys were all the same, but the ‘honest people’ had their own slickness too.

“Where’s Big Brother?” Sang Yuanyuan finally thought of her cheap brother.

“He went to Feng state to help.” Sang Chengyin then asked, “You Wuming, are you going to guard the Great Wall for me, or are you going to meet my son inland?”

“I will go inland.” You Wuming smiled politely. “My Father-in-law is mighty and majestic, so only you can control the side of this Pass. Such a small matter like cleaning up the remaining underworld demons, just leave it to your Son-in-law.”

It was so very humble, and also so very sincere.

Sang Yuanyuan: “…” Just look at the flattery of this King of the Silver Screen!

Sang Chengyin was coaxed into beaming with pleasure, so proud that he nodded his head back and forth.

“Ah!” He suddenly slapped his two big palms heavily, “Today should be the big wedding day of you two! A Gu and I are having a barbecue and drinking here, precisely because of this matter!”

A Gu raised the Giant Frog that had been gnawed and only the bone was left: “Well, that’s right. I wish the Lord and Madam a happy marriage for a hundred years!”

Sang Yuanyuan was in a trance for a moment.

Was it supposed to be today? During this period of exterminating underworld demons day and night, she can’t remember what day anymore today.

“Why don’t we just do it here?” Sang Chengyin said, “With a bonfire dinner, it’s also very festive!”

“Alright,” You Wuming said with a smile, “Let’s redo it later again when we go back.”

“That’s settled then!” Sang Chengyin waved his big hand.

“Alright,” You Wuming bowed respectfully and said, “I will discuss the details with Mulberry first.”

After that, he took Sang Yuanyuan’s shoulder and went out of the observation platform.

“Tonight, it is just in time for us to raid Jiang Thirteenth.” You Wuming smiled, “And there is an alibi too.”

“Well,” Sang Yuanyuan looked leisurely into the distance, “On the wedding night, my husband wholeheartedly thought about going out to fight instead…”

You Wuming was suddenly stunned: “Forget it then. It’s even more important to eat Mulberry.”

“We can do things ahead of time and the two won’t delay each other.” A mist of water formed in her eyes. She stretched out her small hand and gently grabbed him.

Today is supposed to be the big wedding day anyway. She misses him.

You Wuming took a deep cold breath, and his smile gradually became ferocious: “… Alright.”