Chapter 3: 02 | He got stuck in one of these?

02 | He got stuck in one of these?

Kim | Trev | Caden

❝Oh, I didn't mean it that way. It's just hard to believe unless I got to see it for myself.❞

❝Uh-huh.❞

❝You know what? Actually, I'll forward your call to my colleague. He's a dude. He'll be able to help you.❞

❝Seriously? I called because I didn't want people to know about this.❞

❝Don't worry, sir. Hundred percent privacy.❞

❝Fine. Forward me then.❞

❝Good afternoon! This is IKEA's Help Center. How may I help you?❞

❝Did she not tell you in advance? My testicle is stuck in one of your stools. The ones with the holes.❞

❝Hold on, let me check this for you. Do you mean the MARIUS stool?❞

❝I don't know, the one with holes on top.❞

❝Okay, what is your concern?❞

❝Did you not hear me? My testicle is stuck in one of these damn holes.❞

❝Is this a prank?❞

❝...❞

❝Sorry, please hold on for a moment. Kim!❞

❝Yeah?❞

❝What the heck is this?❞

❝Are you still on the phone with him?❞

❝Yes!❞

❝I can still hear you.❞

❝I don't know, okay? I asked him for a picture and was hoping you could check it for me.❞

❝You're telling me this isn't a prank.❞

❝He sounds urgent.❞

❝Alright. Thanks for staying on the call. Could you describe the situation for me?❞

❝I heard everything.❞

❝Yes?❞

❝You forgot to mute.❞

❝Oh, shit, sorry. Could you describe the situation?❞

❝How many times have I repeated myself?❞

❝I'm sorry, I'd like to assist you to the best of my ability.❞

❝Is there any way that I could get it out?❞

❝Your testicle?❞

❝Yes! Before I freeze to death.❞

❝Do you need an ambulance? Do you have a hairdryer in the bathroom that you could use to warm yourself up?❞

❝Yes, I do. Let me just— oh my god.❞

❝Are you alright?❞

❝I'm free. Oh my god.❞

❝Dude, you got it out?❞

❝Yes! It popped out while I was reaching for the hairdryer!❞

❝Congratulations!❞

❝Oh my gosh! Did he get it out?❞

❝Was that her?❞

❝Sorry about that.❞

❝Ask him for a picture!❞

❝Actually, before you go, could I just ask for a picture? We are both really curious as to how this whole situation happened.❞

❝Seriously? Why is she even listening to our conversation?❞

❝Really sorry about that.❞

❝Well, you helped me so, where do I send the picture?❞

❝You can send it via email to help@ikea.com.❞

❝Okay, there you go.❞

❝What the fuck.❞

❝Excuse me?❞

❝Sorry, it's just...sorry.❞

❝Oh my god, he got stuck in one of these?❞