10 | A date?
Kim | Trev
âA date? Why?â
âWhy do you sound so reluctant?â
âNo, I mean, I barely know you, Mr Arden. In fact, I only know that your last name's Arden and that your testicle got stuck in a stool. Why would I go on a date with you?â
âThat's not usually the response I get.â
âOkay? Well, I'm not going. I'm deeply sorry for everything that happened but a date is just... too much. I'm pretty sure it violates the company policy too.â
âDid you think that I was asking you on a date because I liked you?â
âIf not?â
âHuh. Well, I wasn't.â
âWhy ask me out on a date then?â
âMy family has been pestering me for months now to get a girlfriend.â
âHow does that concern me?â
âEver since that post went viral, it's what I've been seeing on every single dating app. Girls send them to me as a joke. Like, 'Oh my gosh! Have you seen this? How tiny must he be?' â
âOh my gosh, how did they know that it was you?â
âThey don't! That's the point!â
âI don't understand...â
âLong story short, I'd rather go on a date with someone who already knows about it than someone who could find out in the future. I'm sick of defending myself while pretending that it's not me.â
âOh.â
âSo? You said that I could ask for compensation.â
âI'll have to think about it.â
âDon't be too long. I have to send a picture of myself on a date for them to stop pestering me.â
âDon't you have any female friends?â
âNo.â
âFine.â