The sun is barely starting to peek over the horizon when my full bladder screams out for relief.
, I think to myself, mentally addressing the irksome organ. Determined to see this through, I adjust my position, where Lyleâs got the grip of a boa constrictor around my abdomen, hoping to ease the discomfort even just the teensiest bit.
Nothing short of a five-alarm fireâs gonna make me miss this sunrise.
Just as Iâm settling back in for the show, a loud bang coming from what sounds like directly below us proves me a liar.
âLyle!â I say, holding the blanket to my chest to conceal my still-nude body from whoeverâs clomping up the stairs. My pulse begins to race, and fear has me feeling like I might actually pass out. âWake up!â
I give his shoulders a firm shake, seriously contemplating shoving him to the floor if he doesnât come out of this sleep coma of his with a quickness. Iâd likely smile over the realization that he still sleeps like the freaking dead if I wasnât on the verge of a panic attack.
âI thinkââ I grip the blanket tighter. âI think someone broke in,â I say when he peeps a lazy eye at me.
âHuh?â Half-conscious at best, he smooths one hand over my back and brings the other to his face to scrub the sleep from his eyes. âDo what now?â
âI heard a loud noiââ
The door flies open and bounces off the wall. âOh good,â a tiny hellcat in heels and a pantsuit says as she bursts into the room. âYouâre up.â
âWhoâs that?â I murmur under my breath, , because thatâs who answers.
âActually,â Lyle says, addressing her with a relaxed drawl. Heâs as cool as a cucumber, leading me to the assumption that this type of intrusion is a regular occurrence around here. âI was right in the middle of a really great dream, starring this little hottie.â He plants a kiss on my shoulder before making a shooing motion toward the high-strung brunette whoâs now pacing no more than a foot from his side of the bed. âCan we doâ¦whatever this is later? Iâd like to get back to it.â
âNo,â she clips. âWe canât.â
âHad a feeling youâd say that.â With a loud groan, he drags himself up to rest against the headboard. He smooths a hand up and down my calf in an attempt to pacify me. âWhat brings you all the way back to California in such a chipper mood this morning, boss?â
âOh, this visit will be anything but pleasurable, I assure you.â
âWho is this woman?â I ask, already over her shitty attitude. I refuse to sit around like some prop caught in the middle of whatever the hellâs going on.
âThis is our manager, Anikââ my husband starts before the bitchy brunette cuts him off.
âFunny,â she interjects in a tone that is anything but, âI was about to ask the same question with regard to you.â
Her apparent air of superiority isnât sitting well with me. Manager or not, sheâs out of line. âHis wife,â I deadpan, quirking a lone brow in a silent challenge.
âSo, itâs true?â Her eyes damn near bug out of her head, and that little vein between her brows doubles in size. The tips of her pointy ears turn fire engine red as she levels my husband with a murderous glare. âYou said you were a wedding, Livingston!â
âWell,â he offers with a smirk, as he pulls me close and drapes an arm around my shoulders, âtechnicallyâ¦â
âOh, donât technically me.â A string of muffled curses spills from her pursed lips.
âWait,â Lyle says, holding out a finger as if heâs just processed what she said. His entire body stiffens over all that it implies. âYou already knew?â
Her eyes narrow to slits. âThe whole goddamn world knows, dumbass. There are no such thing as secrets when youâre a member of one of the most famous bands on the planet!â Some of her anger dissolves as a look of pure defeat shrouds her features with disappointment. âYou that.â
An understanding passes between them, and his cocky demeanor instantly morphs into one of sincere apology. His brow lines with what looks like regret and itâs one hell of a pill for me to swallow.
My arrogance evaporates as shame takes center stage. Because I never, not for one second, considered what a shotgun wedding might do to his reputation. How it might affect his career. Or the band.
âIs itâis it bad?â Repentance blisters as it scales the walls of my throat.
âYou tell me,â Anika says, retrieving an iPad from her leather messenger bag and dropping it on the mattress in front of us, already open to the shameless gossip site, TMD.
âOh God,â I groan, as a hollow feeling takes root in the pit of my stomach. âIâm gonna be sick.â
âThis is nothing,â Lyle insists, pinning his manager with a severe look while giving my thigh a reassuring squeeze. âThis kinda stuff happens all the time. We just need to issue a statement to the public introducing you as my wife, with enough background information to feed their appetites, and theyâll lose interest quick. No big deal, right Annie?â
Her drawn-out sigh is a direct contradiction to her words. Not to mention the eyeroll she makes no attempt to hide. âSure. Easy peasy.â
âSee,â he says, planting a kiss to the top of my head. âRelax.â
âOkay,â I begrudgingly agree. âBut do we have to do this naked?â I must admit I feel vulnerable as fuck sitting here in my birthday suit while engaged in a silent pissing match with CEO Barbie.
âPlease,â Anika says, motioning with a wave toward the bathroom.
I tug the sheet, wrapping it around my body for modestyâs sake, when Anika interrupts with a shout. âDonâtââ
Iâm already on my feet before I realize she means for me to keep Lyleâs meat and potatoes covered. But she neednât worryâ¦Iâm sure not about to show them off to her when I havenât even gotten a look myself.
âReally, Annie? Donât look so horrified. Itâs nothing you havenât already seen.â His tone is incredulous.
Well, this just took a turn. I narrow my eyes and start to whirl around when her next words hit me.
âNot by choice,â she says tartly, visibly relaxing when sheâs greeted with a pair of navy and white striped boxer briefs.
But all I see is the way they cling to his massive morning wood like a second skin and how immune she seems to it.
Weâve been married less than a day and already insecurity is rearing its ugly head. Iâm realizing just how much his life has changed during the years we were apart. This woman is clearly a huge part of it, and I donât know her at all, much less trust her. Itâs all making my head spin. I need a damn minute to recalibrate. âIâll be right back.â
âTake your time,â she coos, clearly itching to have a private conversation with my husband.
Without another word, I dart off to the bathroom, where my overnight bag still sits on the granite counter, untouched.
I flatten an ear to the cool, penny tile wall, trying to make out the hushed conversation on the other side. But itâs no use. Rather than waste more time trying, I give up on the idea and rush through the worldâs quickest shower.
With the smell of his manly soap and shampoo clinging to my hair and body, I don a fresh pair of panties, bra, and cut-off shorts with a flowy white top, chosen for reasons.
I brush my teethâ
âand run a comb through my hair, forgoing makeup altogether, eager to get out there so I donât miss too much.
âHowâs it going, guys?â I ask, breezing back into the room, refreshed and in a slightly better headspace.
âGreat.â Lyleâs face lights up at the sight of me, and itâs a huge boost to my bruised ego. Eager for my return, he pats the mattress beside him where heâs still half-naked, having made no attempt to cover up.
With the sheet clutched to my chest, I scamper over to join him, not so casually draping it over his lap as I plop down next to him.
A knowing look crosses Anikaâs snooty faceâone that makes it clear she thinks Iâve gotten in way over my head with this marriage. She looks all too pleased to have an unobstructed view from which to watch me drown. I canât wait to see her choke on that high and mighty attitude when we prove her wrong.
The man in the hot seat clears his throat, pulling the sheet all the way up to his neck and tucking it beneath his chin, earning himself a heavy dose of side eye and a grin that wonât be subdued.
I never could stay upset with him, not when heâs this freaking adorable.
âMuch better,â I commend, choosing not to harp on his managerâs obvious lack of faith in our union. I canât let her get inside my head. Lord knows Iâve got more than enough shit to worry about without adding an intrusive Karen to the mix. âWhatâd I miss?â
âAlready got our response typed up. Just needs my brideâs approval,â he says, taking the iPad from Anika and placing it on my lap.
âFolks? Who are you? Bugs Bunny?â I snort. âThat doesnât sound like you at all.â
âWell, it originally said, bottoms up, bitches, but Anika freaking censored me.â
She scoffs, taking the iPad back from my hands. âSorry, not everyone considers the word a term of endearment.â
He shrugs his shoulders.
âI love it,â I say, smiling up at my husband with beating hearts in my eyes. âYou made it sound so romantic.â
âYeah,â Anika jeers. âNothing screams romance like stealing another manâs bride.â
And in one freaking breath she took his warm rendition of our wedding day and shit all over it.
âAre you always so rude?â I snap, my blood simmering.
âIt isnât my job to be nice, sweetheart,â she answers, repacking her bag. âI get paid to keep shit real honest around here. Sorry if your delicate feelings canât handle it.â
âEnough, Annie.â Lyle rises to his feet, stalking after her toward the door. âAs my wife, Sammi now pays a portion of the paycheck you just saw fit to bring up. Youâd do well to remember that.â
Her tongue darts out to moisten her lips, which she promptly presses together in a firm line. âLyle, you and I both know Iâm not going anywhere, so cut the shit, huh?â She reaches up to push a tuft of hair back from his eyes, then pats his chest twice. âIâll be downstairs in my room. Our flight leaves at nine a.m. tomorrow. Iâll see you then if I donât see you before.â
I miss the end of their heated conversation, too hung up on the realization that heâs leaving so soon. Of course he is. He only came in to attend my wedding as a guest. Why on earth would he have planned to stay longer than the weekend?
Just when I think my life is coming together, I realize itâs more of a clusterfuck than ever before.