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Dallas Costa: BRR-RITTO.
Ollie vB: EXCUSE ME?
Ollie vB: Two seconds?
Ollie vB: The last time I texted you, you left me on READ for a week. And you reply within two seconds for this?
Dallas Costa: Itâs a free burrito!
Ollie vB: And youâre a billionaire.
Dallas Costa: Wait. Oliver?
Ollie vB: You donât even like chain food. You called it a disgrace to the culinary arts.
Dallas Costa: First â fast food doesnât count. Itâs therapy for the soul.
Dallas Costa: Second â did you get a new number just to harass me?
Ollie vB: I wouldnât need to if I could rely on you to reply to my texts in a timely manner.
Dallas Costa: If this is about babysitting your pretend fiancée, Iâll be there in an hour. Lucaâs babysitter got into a fender bender.
Ollie vB: Take the kid.
Dallas Costa: Briar isnât going to hurt herself without adult supervision for sixty minutes.
Ollie vB: Thatâs not what Iâm worried about.