4-1-14
Oh I was going to get Bella good this year!
I had this all planned out.
Me: Dude... I gotta tell you something but promise not to freak.
Bella: Okay? I guess what's up?
Me: Okay so like... Dylan asked me out...
Bella: No way screenshot it!
Damn didn't think of that! In the not-so-quick time of twenty minutes, I downloaded a fake texting app, staged a conversation, and sent it to her with a quick excuse.
Me: Sorry didn't see your message had music. Here:
Bella: Ima f*cking kill that f*cking c*nt! His ass is mine!!!
Me: Bella calm down you promised! No bella don't!
Bella: Nope ima message his bitch ass right now!
Me: NO BELLA!
Oh god panicking! This wasn't supposed to happen!
Bella: Yes Selena!!!
Me: BELLA NO WAIT DONT TALK TO ME FIRST
Bella: Nope!
Me: Bella wait calm down think about what you're doing don't send him anything yet okay! I didn't even respond!
Me: Bella don't! I'm begging you please!
Bella: This better be an April fools!
Me: Bella breath okay calm down I'll explain!
Bella: no f*ck no f*ck him you're dumb as f*ck if you f*cking do it or even consider that shit!
She sent me a screenshot of a message she was going to send Dylan. It said, 'N***a imma beat the f*ck out of your bitch ass!'
Me: Bella breath okay oh my god calm down please! You haven't sent it yet have you?
Bella: I sent it!
Panic attack.
Me: BELLA IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK OH MY GOD I TOLD YOU NOT TO SEND IT
Bella: I didn't send it but you're dead fool!
Me: BAHAHAHHA oh my god I got you good! Wow I got you so good girl that was the best! Don't hate me hahahahahaha I just got this idea like I had to get someone good this year! Oh my gosh I'm sorry but that was epic!
Bella: You better watch yourself dude!
Me: Lol love you Bella
Bella: I f*cking hate you dude I was gonna go over to his house and f*ck his shit up!
Me: Lmao I bet you were which is why my prank is the best! Lol would you really do all that if he asked me out?
Bella: Yes
Me: Lol why?
She didn't respond.
Me: Awe you hate me now.
Bella: Yeeeeesssss I hate yeeew
Me: I love you too! You have to give me props though it was well planned nuh?
Bella: f*ck a you!
Me: No hanks you got someone else for all that xD
Bella: Shit head
Me: Bahahahahhaha you know you wish you thought of something ever so clever. Imagine if I kept going xD
Bella: I hate to you talk to you tomorrow.
And that laides and gentlemen, is how it's done.
4-2-14
"Selena, I was mean. I tripped Lauren." Kevin said as Jason stood to his side.
"Knew it." I mumbled.
"So Jason's going to punch me." "Unless you would like to do the honors Selena." Jason smiled my way.
Yeah, leave the puny 14 year old to hit six foot two Kevin Brooks. Yeah.
I shook out my wrist.
Kevin laughed and held his elbow, leaving his bicep exposed for my hit.
Dear God let this hurt. Let this hurt him somewhat of how he hurt me. The pushing, calling out, the shoving into tables.
Let this hurt.
I pulled back and punched him as hard as I could in the arm.
The heat in my body helped distract the pain from my knuckles.
He laughed and groaned in pain.
"That hurt." he nodded.
"Really?" I sqeeked. "Yeah! Did you see how far you pulled back?" Jason gaped.
"Did it really hurt?" I clapped.
Now I'm not being cocky, I'm being a tad proud. Take a 5'3 girl and make her punch someone who is 6'3, I mean come on if I hurt I'm you can bet your ass I'm proud!
"Well it didn't hurt hurt but it was like a dead arm for sure." Kevin smiled slightly but still rubbed his arm.
I smiled.
Hell yeah.
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When we were watching Romeo and Juliet, I along with 10 other girls, died when Romeo took his shirt off. We were watching the 2013 version.
"Damn." Tate sighed at my right.
It zoomed in and lowered on his abs.
"Guess they didn't have razers back then." Kevin joked.
I burst out laughing.
Well that's nice to know. Now I'm about 200% sure Kevin shaves down there. OH! Wasn't that called manscaping?
That's when I first got Dylan's number!
Wow that feels like ages ago.
Which reminds me of what I saw in science earlier.
When Ivy was scratching her arm, she left her phone exposed.
Guess what is said? New message: from Dylan.
I tried to convince myself that it wasn't Dylan, Dylan. But it was. Not only was he the only Dylan in the school that spelled his name that way, but every time she quit texting, she'd look back at him.
You are allowed to say holy shit with me.
If you think it's fine, it's really not.
Let me inform you that Ivy and Tate are cousins.
And to make it worse, Ivy's ex boyfriend is one of Dylan's best friends.
That guy has no standards and neither does she.
He's talking to his best friend's ex. She's talking to her cousin's ex.
That is just, wrong!
Like ever heard of a thing called GirlCode or GuyCode?
Like legit not even the show!
You can't date ex's of relatives or friends!
Just- no.
Follow the Girlcode ladies!! Keep it classy come on!
4-3-14
"Selena can I see your journals?" Dylan asked.
That's how the conversation started.
The convesation ended with me taking a photo of him with Heather's glasses on with the snapchat caption, 'Safistication'.
Which reminds me, I still need to remove that from my camera roll.
4-4-14
(A/N: Dear God I must love you guysbecause this day was long as hell)
"I'm getting married!" Sofie screeched in my ear as she landed on the marraige tab in the game of Life.
"Awe you're getting married." I played along. "Who's the groom?"
"Kevin!" She shouted. He looked up from his game of Monopoly. "We're getting married."
He hesitated then smiled. "Okay."
And and I had died inside.
I mean, fake or not. I just, I hate the fact that I feel like I have some sort of claim over him but he's not even mine.
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"Okay miss so my birthday is here." I pointed to May 4th on her calender.
"But we won't be here on a Sunday so this day," I pointed to the third. "We should have cupcakes."
"I won't be here." "Well when you are here. But in speech so Kevin won't know."
"Why would I make Kevin cupcakes too?" She raised an eyebrow.
We've established this!
"Because we share a birthday."
She burst out laughing.
"Awe," She looked at me and covered my hand with hers. "I'm so sorry."
I smiled.
"Thank you!" I screeched. "Everyone always tells me it's cute or I'm lucky but you are like the first person to say I'm sorry! Thank you!"
Bella is always like, "I share a birthday with Krista Mallia." But they're in different grades so she can literally just shut up. Plus its not like Bella isn't popular.
"They are going to get married!" Heather butted in.
I rolled my eyes.
"Yeah she's been in love with him since like 4th grade." Sofie says.
Holy hell how did she know that?!
She didn't even know me in 4th grade!
I didn't even know Kevin in 4th grade! All I remember from 4th grade is hearing a lot of noise from Ms. Romero's room & that she was the lady that ruined my life- oops. I mean told me about Kevin.
"You can't be in love with someone in 4th grade." Geez didn't think I'd have to say that line to someone other than myself.
"You're the proof." She retorted.
"So Sofia is marrying Kevin but Selena is having an affair with him."
I have to admit that was a good one for Ms. McComb.
"Youch!" I laughed.
That would be so bad. But on the bright side, he'd want me.
4-15-14
Now a girl has ears. So you can't say this was eavesdropping because I heard this.
But, Sofie and Tate were gossiping.
"I heard how he was talking to Ally Baylor." Tate said. Ew I hate Ally Baylor stupid sophmore. She was a bitch in cheer! I don't get how people like her.
But instantly, I knew they were talking about Dyan.
"But he's talking to Ivy too. But Ally told me that he told her that he was going to get rid of Ivy to be with Ally." Tate continued.
"He told Ally they were together." Sofie objected.
"Yeah. He may have told Ivy that too. Geez I dodged a bullet with that one."
Well sure Tate did. But now I'm wondering if I'm like Tris and I'm putting the loaded gun to my head? And instead of Tobias being behind it, it's Dylan.
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