After giving my order, Dennis lifts his head off the ground, making me cling to this throne trying desperately to hang on fearing Iâll fall off but it seems as though my butt is glued to the throne as I donât even budge, even when Dennis points his head down towards the water pool.
He then starts chanting, âGreat Sylph the invisible lady of the air. This lowly one beseeches thine aide. Weave a cocoon around mine master and her mother that will push away both toxin and liquid so that they may lie in your embrace. Wind orb.â
Similar to Avantina, a strong gust surrounds us like a dome shaped tornado but unlike Avantina, Dennisâ dome becomes completely see through. Then, like a snake striking for its prey, Dennis dives his head straight into the water and we start swimming downwards. Yet even though gravity should point downwards where weâre swimming, I can walk around in the dome just fine as if Iâm a spider walking on a wall. It seems that somehow gravity is centered on Dennisâ head.
Magic is so fucking cool.
It looks like weâre swimming through a flooded stone tunnel with a light at the end of it that starts slowly getting closer.
âAlright Sammy, watch out, weâre going to enter the underground waterways soon. Prepare to be amazed!â
This better be good! She hyped that up for a while now! Ok light is getting closerâ¦Any second now! 3â¦2â¦1â¦IMPACT!
Bursting through the rock tunnel, we are now floating mid air⦠Or I guess mid water? In a tube of water surrounded by air. I guess this is one of those Stillwaterponds! Woah and there are a bunch more! Yooooo, that one has a whale swimming down with a bunch of people on it! And look. Some seahorse people! That dude is part jellyfish. Looks like they even have traffic jams, guess you canât even avoid those in magical worlds. Ahahahah that dude got so angry he inflated himself into a pufferfish person and now theyâre fighting! Oh no, he messed with the wrong woman though, she just squirted ink in his face and brought out 4 more arms. This is what it must be like in big city traffic hahaha.
Thereâs a little more swimming downwards before we enter another stone tunnel, this one twists and turns like a small maze, with different intersections of other people wanting to pass, though it seems we get to ride in the express line or something because weâre almost the only ones riding this stream other than a few other huge people like whales and giant Octopuses.
Guess this is where the Kraken originated! Oh! Look, is thatâ¦Itâs a ship! With a whole crew on it! They seem to also have one of those wind orb spells around them though theirs is a little harder to see. I can make out a diverse variety of people though!
After a few more twists and turns Hildi speaks up again.
âAlright Sammy, get ready to see the underside of the Black Market.â
âThe underside? What do you-WOAH.â
As we breach through the tunnel system, we come out to what looks like Venice built on top of Atlantis. Itâs a HUGE swimming market over a bunch of underwater markets, with boats swimming both on top and under the water surface. Itâs bustling with both water and non-water Fey. While there is no natural light down here it is still brighter than the surface of the black market due to the multiple lanterns both above and below the water reflecting on the surface of the huge cave we're in and the water, leading to a slightly eerie Christmas feeling. Itâs justâ¦WOW. Itâs basically a city under a city, swimming OVER an underwater city. TRIPLE CITY!
âLook Hildi!!! This is insane! Itâs like three cities in one!â
âThree cities? Donât you mean two?â
âNo, no because there is also the one above the earth!â
âOh, in that case itâs four cities in one.â
âFour??? There is more!?â
âYeah, there is also a floating market, but weâre not gonna go there on this trip. Maybe next time.â
Exhausted from all the excitement, I fall back on my throne.
Magic fantasy worlds are fucking insane. We had like two decently sized cities in Wyoming but this is likeâ¦Quadruple New York full of magic and different cultures. Iâm gonna have a heart attack one day from too much excitement, either that or Iâll go completely numb to anything. I donât see how else you can cope with all this wondrous stuff all the time. I think Iâm just not made out for it. If anything, provided the Humans arenât insane magic people either, I should probably live there, get a little grounded. All in moderation. Only go to the insane Fey places for holiday or something, otherwise real life will just get boring. Like once I get back to earth, I wonât be able to live a normal life if I have it too good here. And I canât stay like this, not with this body or this world. My sisters are probably searching for me. I hope they arenât too sadâ¦No time to be sad though! Got more important things to do! Like finding out how this whole corpse prison magic works Iâm stuck in, also what powers I have and how to use emâ! AND what magic I can do!
After composing myself again, I keep taking in the scenery watching different Fey going about their daily lives, jumping from land to water and vice versa. It doesnât take long for us to go from what looked like a marketplace to residential buildings that grow out of the water with some floors being completely underwater. And interestingly there are always some floors that are only partially flooded.
Maybe for pools? Oh, or like Amphibians? I totally gotta find an Axolotl model, Axolotls are already cute now mix it with a hot woman and you get the perfect model. It even rhymes! Axolotl model, heh try saying that one fast three times haha. Passing by these high-rise buildings reminds me of that one time we visited New York. I always wondered if people donât get bothered by everyone on the highway being able to look inside their living rooms. I guess itâs the same here, some people just donât care for privacy.
Passing the living area, we now fly by a food market, selling mostly different types of seafood but also some surface food. There doesnât seem to be much going on above the surface part but the underwater market is buzzing with life.
The fish Fey still creeps me out a little though. They have these eerie slightly uncanny yet beautiful faces. Maybe this is what inspired Lovecraft to write his books! That and racism haha. I just hope the Lovecraftian higher powers arenât realâ¦I guess itâs worth a shot.
âCth-â
There is a sudden chill crawling down my spine. Iâm not sure if itâs because Iâm afraid of testing it out or if I canât continue because something is blocking me. I⦠I think Iâll try it another time.
After a little more time taking in the scenery Dennis speaks up again,
âMy Lady, do not be startled, I will start my ascent now.â
âEhm, ok. You do that Dennis! Hey psst Hildi what does he--â
He then suddenly changes his trajectory ninety degrees upwards and speeds up like a rocket, making me feel a little dizzy due to the sudden change in perspective, at least until we enter the pipes again when it just feels like weâre going straight. I wonder if spiders and insects also get disoriented like this. Wait a second.
âHildi?â
âYeah?â
âYouâre technically an arachnid, right?â
âYeah. Weâre closely related to spiders and scorpions, why?â
âAnd you said you can climb walls, right?â
âYeah⦠Can you just get to the point?â
âYeah, yeah, soooo do you get easily disoriented when you climb a wall or are on a ceiling and the entire perspective of up and down changes?â
âHmm⦠Sometimes. Most of the time not though, because I just look straight so itâs not much different from walking on the ground. If I were to walk inside of a curve really fast though then yeah it can be a bit disorientating. Not sure if thatâs the same for everyone though, I guess Iâll ask my cousin to come over sometime to get some outside feedback.â
âDope, sounds good.â
It takes a little bit longer for the twists and turns of the tunnels to end, before finally a light at the end of it appears once more and we burst through the water. I can hear some cheering and laughing bystanders after leaving the water.
Dennis lets us get off his head onto a little pier. Looking around, it seems like weâre in a lake surrounded by a park with a bunch of people sitting on the grass, eating food or taking a walk. A lot of them, despite the jovial atmosphere, are pretty heavily armed. Wait a second!
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âHildi?â
âYeah?â
âCan you give me my weapons back?â
âSure, I have them in my bag.â She then pulls out a little coin purse and pulls out my weapons, some of them as large as me, out of it.
âIs this a magic bag!?â
âYep, itâs pretty expensive but also really useful. Think of it as the same as the carriage you and me were riding in with Elbeezabeth.â
âMagic is sooo cool. You said the magic store weâre going to can also tell me what kind of magic I can do right?â
âYep, he can check for your aptitude and unfitness for the magic schools after figuring out how to rid you of that body.â
âNICE! Anyways, Dennis, you can just leave us here and go back to work now.â
âBut Master, art you no longer in need of mine services!?â
âEeehm not right now but probably some other time.â
Disappointed, he answers, âOf course, this lowly one is obviously too weak to stay at thine side right now. He is truly an embarrassment as thine servant. What can mineself do to be worthy to walk by thine side?â
This is kinda getting awkward. I should just say something ridiculous to make him go away. No wait! I can have him deal with the bandits! This is gonna be great! I need to first make sure he can fight thoughâ¦I know!
âI need you to be strong enough to vanquish my foes! There are these bandââ
âOF COURSE! How could this lowly one not have thought of this!? This lowly one pledges to train himself, to slay foes worthy of your standing! I shall return once mineself is strong enough to vanquish foes worthy of your status!â
There are colors coming out of me and him as if a pact had been made when he floats out of the water and, like a rocket, launches himself into the sky. Being shortly drowned out by the darkness of the sky.
âHildi?â
âYeah?â
âWhat the fuck just happened?â
âIt seems your servant vowed to get stronger and left.â
âBut I wasnât even done talking!â
âYou could force him to come back if you use his true name.â
âI can? How do I do that?â
âEssentially you visualize his real name, channel your flow of magic through it and then command him.â
âHow do I make my magic flow into it?â
âEeehm, I donât really know how to explain it. It just comes naturally to you after a few hundred years.â
âA few hundâBRUH, thatâs not gonna help me now, is it?â
âDonât get snippy with me young lady or Iâll go to the magic district alone.â
âI retract what I said.â
âUhuh, you better. Anyways, letâs go. It's been a long day, weâre going to check out my friends first, sleep there for the night, Iâll call Elbeezabeth and then we will go to the magic district tomorrow and get this sorted out. Okay?â
âOkay.â
I take one last puzzled look back at the lake and the sky where Dennis vanished before walking towards the shore. The grass is soooo green and covered in flowers. Iâm pretty sure Iâve only seen grass that green in Hildis garden and maybe in movies. And the air is sooo fresh. If it were always this nice outside, I might have even gone out voluntarily a few times.
Eh who am I kidding probably not, I donât like the sun, people or insects soooo yeah. Funny enough, my main reason I never explored in nature much was ticks. I never had a tick bite me in my whole life and I wanted to keep it that way. I donât want ANY parasites on me, especially if they give me lyme disease and that one thing where you canât eat red meat anymore! That must have been invented by a vegan supervillain. Broccolilord or something. WAIT. I got bitten by hundreds of Hildis ticks⦠Did I contract some disease!?
âHildi!â
She is a little startled by my sudden scream and looks at me. âYes?â
âDo your ticks contract illnesses??? Am I gonna die from brain fever???â
âWoah, hold up, what are you talking about?â
âYour ticks Hildi! Hundreds of them bit me, remember! Ticks spread diseases like brain fever and canât-eat-red meat-eritis. Am I gonna die!?â
âNo. First of all, my ticks are different from random forest ticks. Second, those are human diseases, you arenât human. Third, if you DID get sick, Iâd get you looked at by a healer asap, so no need to worry.â
âOk⦠Are you sure?â
âYes, I am sure.â
âOk, good.â
Giving me a slightly disappointed look, she asks, âHonestly, Sammy, do you think if my ticks could give you diseases, I wouldnât have told you about it?â
âI mean⦠Maybe you just donât know ticks spread diseases. As far as I know the tick itself doesnât get sick but they do harbor the disease.â
âThatâs true but then again, we donât get sick from the same stuff that makes Humans sick. ESPECIALLY not someone like you with a frankfully quite high healing factor.â
âHmm, thatâs good. Anyways, we should probably get going, lead the way Hildi!â
A little overdramatically she does a little curtsy and says, âOf course her ladyship, right away,â and takes me by the hand.
After a few steps, she stops and says, âCould you stand in front of me for a little Sammy?â
âEh sure, why?â
âJust do it.â
âEhmâ¦Ok?â I do as asked and stand in front of her, looking at the little crowd of people at the lake.
They seem to be waiting for us to walk over, Iâm guessing to gawk at us. And I mean who can blame em, we DID show up on a fucking dragon after all. If thatâs not gawk worthy I donât know wh-
âKyaaaaaa!â I feel myself being grabbed by four arms from behind and lifted upward.
âWhat are you doing Hildi???â
She doesnât say anything until I suddenly am back inside the baby carrier.
âHey!!! When did you get that out? Also, why? Iâm not even that tired!â
âTo answer your first question, I was doing it when you were daydreaming again. At this point I can tell quite easily when you start drifting off. To answer your second question, this is a somewhat seedy neighborhood and Iâm not going to let you run off here, so I made it easier on the both of us and just strapped you in.â
âYou could have at least asked or warned me!â
âAnd risk you being grumpy and refusing? I think not!â
âWell NOW I am grumpy!â
âSee, told ya!â
âNo, Iâm grumpy because you strapped me in!â
âUhuh, anyways letâs get going, keep your hands and feet where I can see emâ
Sarcastically, I answer, âSure, MOM.â
She then ties a bit of cloth over my mouth and as I try to ask what sheâs doing she says, âGet ready.â
âReady for what?â
Hildi doesnât say anything but instead starts walking toward the crowd. Then she starts jogging, then running, sheâs REALLY getting some speed to her step now!
Iâm starting to get really pressed into this harness. And despite Hildi running that fast, the crowd isnât dispersing! Is⦠Is she trying to bull rush through them??? But why? Oh no weâre getting closer! I protectively put my hands in front of my face bracing for impact. When I hear the sound of glass breaking on the floor, I take a peek through my hands and see a small cloud of yellow powder formingâ¦Wait! Thatâs weed of anguish!!!
âHildi watch ou-!â
Hildi jumps into the air and starts a forward roll, throwing another two flasks on the ground and dispersing the crowd as they start to have a coughing fit. She then steps onto the head of a tall and gruff looking Treeperson and jumps off him behind the crowd, leaving them in the dust as some of the other onlookers who were not part of the group cheer us on. Hildi then keeps running towards the buildings, occasionally throwing some stuff behind her until presumably no oneâs tailing us anymore.
âWhat the what was that Hildi???â
âOh, I just had to take care of the âwelcoming committeeâ.â
âBut why like this??? Werenât those just normal onlookers?â
âThem? Hah! Nope. Those were criminals trying to rob us. Theyâre always waiting around the pier to look for easy marks.â
âAnd no one is doing anything about it???â
âNope, thatâs why we carry weapons Sammy. You never know whoâs going to end up mugging you or trying to do other bad things. Usually just carrying them openly serves as a deterrent but since we took the dragon, they probably thought it was worth trying anyways.â
âIs this place really that dangerous? I thought everyone was so nice!â
âWell, they were. Doesnât mean there arenât bad apples.â
âHuh.â
âAnyways, weâre almost there. Itâs an apartment building with a big orange tree on top.â
âA big orange tree, huh... I think itâs really cool how they all look unique, some are hollowed out giant trees, some are made of ice or sand, where I come from, they just all look gray.â
âReally? That seems depressing.â
âIt is!â
We then walk towards the apartment building. It seems to be made out of some form of mud. It looks very wet, but it doesnât drip or anything. It seems to be adorned with tons of different plants and flowers growing on it, though Iâm not sure if they are actually just decorations or part of the design, since some function like terraces or landing pads for flying Fey. As we come onto the front door, there is a huge flower with a face in our way. Hildi then walks up to it and says,
âRoom forty-seven, please. Tell them Hildegard is here.â
The flower then nods and after a few seconds it says, âPlease step on the leaf,â and opens the doors.
It seems to be a normal looking stairway with a leaf in the middle. Hildi then walks onto it and the leaf starts moving like an elevator.
âAwesome!â
âIâm glad you like it, Sammy.â
We pass three floors where I get small glances of children playing in the halls or people talking to each other. Then, on the fourth floor, Hildi steps off the leaf and walks to the door of apartment forty-seven and knocks on the door.