When the Patriarch of the Wen family and the elders saw the alchemist and his attendant, they all fell silent.
Ugh! Because these two people were really too unique. The word ugly was not enough to describe their ugliness.
However, he was here to refine pills for them, so they naturally couldnât mock him, let alone judge him by his appearance.
Soon, the Patriarch of the Wen family forced himself to calm down and said, âMay I know your good name?â
âGood name? I donât have a good name?â Zheng En, who had come to the Wen family as an alchemist, said foolishly. In fact, he was also an alchemist! However, he was afraid that the man who had taken the young miss away would recognize him, so he and his servant had both taken the disguise pill. As for his servant, it was naturally Ye Chen!
âUh! I meant to ask for your name.â Beads of sweat dripped from the Patriarch of the Wen familyâs forehead as he said speechlessly.
âOh! Hehe! Iâm sorry! We came from a small place, so donât mess with us. You donât understand!â Zheng En deliberately looked for trouble.
âUh! Itâs my fault for not thinking it through. Iâm sorry.â The Patriarch of the Wen family held his breath and said helplessly. Alas! He really doubted that these two people could refine the pills they needed. However, no one dared to accept his familyâs mission other than them. Therefore, he could only treat them politely and let them try.
âItâs okay, I forgive you. Master often said that adults donât hold grudges, so I wonât hold it against you,â Zheng En said generously, and his words almost made the Wen family head vomit blood.
Damn! It had only been a short while, but he had already become a villain. The Patriarch of the Wen family was depressed! However, he had already made up his mind. Hmph! If this person couldnât cure them, he would definitely not let these two ugly fellows off.
âHehe, thank you for your magnanimity. May I know your name?â The Patriarch of the Wen family refused to give up. Hmph! He had to ask this personâs name.
âMy name is Zheng Ersha[1.Ersha means Second Fool]. Heâs my servant, called Dasha[2.Dasha means Big Fool].â Zheng En had no intention of telling the Patriarch of the Wen family his name. However, seeing that he was asking so persistently, he didnât want to embarrass him too much. Therefore, he thought of these two names. As for why he gave Foolish to Ye Chen, well! Wasnât it because Commander Ye was his Missâs fiancé! Hehe!
After hearing these two names, Ye Chen and the Patriarch of the Wen familyâs faces darkened.
Ye Chen was depressed because he didnât expect Zheng En to spout such nonsense. Alas! This name didnât match his appearance!
On the other hand, the head of the Wen family was clearly angry. This⦠could this be considered a name? He seriously suspected that this Zheng Ersha was playing with him! Moreover, since he was a servant, why was he called Foolish? He couldnât figure it out.
âIsnât that Excellency Zheng Ersha your attendant? Why is he called Foolish instead?â Even though the Patriarch of the Wen family didnât ask, an elder asked the question in his heart.
âI donât know. This is the name my master gave me.â Zheng En blamed his master.
âWhere is your Excellency now?â When the Patriarch of the Wen family heard this, his eyes lit up and he hurriedly asked. To be honest, he really did not have much confidence in this Zheng Ersha. Therefore, when he heard that this person had a master, he was extremely happy.
âI lost my master.â Zheng Ersha said with some grievance.
âUh! Itâs okay. Tell me what your masterâs name is. Iâll send someone to find him.â The Patriarch of the Wen family ignored the word âlostâ and hurriedly said.
âMy master is called Sansha[1.Sansha means Third Fool]. Sorry to trouble you,â Zheng En said gratefully.
ââ¦â
When the Patriarch of the Wen family heard this name, his expression turned even uglier. He could not help but feel uneasy in his heart. So this was a family of fools! The servant was called Big Fool, the disciple was called Second Fool, and the master was actually Third Fool. Alas! What was going on! Thinking of this, his eyes flew towards the butler as if he was silently saying, âWho are these people you brought back!â
When the elders of the Wen family heard Zheng Enâs words, they were all speechless, and their hearts turned cold! Alas! They had high hopes for the person on the mission! However, looking at this person now, they could place all their hopes on him! The elders were very uncertain.
When Ye Chen, who was standing beside Zheng En, heard Zheng Enâs words, the corners of his mouth couldnât help but twitch. At the same time, he was a little glad that he was the biggest fool!
âPatriarch Wen, um⦠I have something to report to you.â Zheng En hesitated.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âWhat is it?â The Patriarch of the Wen familyâs heart skipped a beat as a bad premonition surged in his heart.
âEven though Iâm an alchemist, Iâm unlicensed. So, if youâre not afraid of death, Iâll give it a try,â Zheng En said with a wicked smile, his expression as innocent as possible.
âUh! What do you mean?â The Patriarch of the Wen family asked foolishly.
âThatâs what I meant! Iâm an unlicensed alchemist who isnât recognized by the Alchemist Association, so⦠if youâre not afraid, I have nothing to be afraid of.â Zheng En deliberately paused before continuing.
âDo you dare to try?â Zheng En asked again. His eyes were filled with endless anticipation, and his face was even redder. âBe my laboratory rat!â
Uh! The Patriarch of the Wen family and the elders were completely depressed now. After all this time, the alchemist they had been waiting for so long was actuallyâ¦
What should they do now? The Patriarch of the Wen family and the elders looked at each other, not knowing what to do. Could it be that they really wanted to let this unlicensed alchemist do whatever he wanted?
âErm, Excellency Ersha, this news is a little sudden for us. Can you give us some time to think about it?â The head of the Wen family pretended to be calm. In fact, he was so angry that he was about to explode.
âYes, yes, sure. It doesnât matter how long you want to consider it,â Zheng En said indifferently. Hehe! Anyway, he wasnât the one suffering.
âHead, bring Excellency Ersha and his attendant to rest! Arrange for them to stay in the Spring Warmth Pavilion,â the Wen familyâs head instructed. Even though he did not think highly of this Zheng Ersha, he still had to serve him well because the more friends you have the more options you have in life.