Although the two women looked about ready to jump at each otherâs throats any moment now and start tearing each other to pieces, the truth is that both their muscles and motor capabilities were very poor at best. If they were allowed to continue like that, this whole argument would soon devolve into something that was even more pathetic than a fight between two hamsters. So it was best to let them rest while they still had the chance for that.
ãOkay, first of all: Amachi. The data has not been tampered with, so the two Unique Monsters were defeated fair and square, without cheating being involvedâ¦â¦ On that much I can assure you.ã
ãâ¦â¦ I think itâs too early to be so certain about that.ã
ãThe fact that the timing of defeating those two Unique Monsters is so close to one another is nothing but a sheer coincidence. Various players were trying to beat Wezaemon for quite some time now, and Kutanidâs quest was also known to at least a number of players.ã
ãâ¦â¦ Well, I guess so.ã
ãNow, your turn, Tsukuri. And I want you to take it seriously. You say that you havenât tampered with the Unique Monstersâ dataâ¦â¦ Can you swear to us that you didnât do that? On your grandfatherâs grave?ã
ãThatâs a really cowardly way to corner someone, you know, Tsukuyogi? But sure, whateverâ¦â¦ I swear on my grandfatherâs grave that I didnât do anything.ã
Both Tsukuyogi and his wife had been really busy for the last couple of day, so it was true that their marital relationship got a little bit cold recently. However, Tsukuyogiâs beloved wife had prepared him octopus-shaped sausages as a part of his bento. This meant that right about now he was pretty much invincible when dealing with these two.
And since the two women knew exactly what was going on with him, a merit of having worked with the same group of people for a prolonged amount of time, they also knew that trying to resist him right about now would be pretty much a wasted effort. So for now, the two decided to sheathe their anger and call it a truce. At least for now.
ãIn all seriousness now, shouldnât we be more concerned about the fact that there is the same Player Name appearing in the list of the subjugators of the two Unique Monsters?ã
ãIâve already did a background check on that. Thankfully itâs none of the ârelativesâ. It is just a regular playerâ¦â¦ã
ãWhat gives? You did something like that without feeling the need to inform us beforehand?ã
ãBut hereâs where things start to get weird: itâs only been a month since that particular player started playing the game.ã
For a moment out there, there was a complete silence.
Amachi looked as if she swallowed something utterly bitter, Tsukuyogi looked as though he heard something incomprehensible and Tsukuriâs eyes widened in shock.
ãThereâs more where that came from: that player also managed to start the questlines for Unique Monsters Luukan and Weissash.ã
ãâ¦â¦ Could it be one of the Alfa Testers?ã
ãNo, thatâs not possible. Iâve double checked with the databases of both Alfa and Beta testers, but nothing came up from it. Moreover, since that player managed to achieve two separate conditions for Luukanâs Curse Marks only around level eighteen, I suspected that he might use some cheats or third-party tools, but here it was also nothing.ã
ãCould it be that a true monster have descended onto my world?ã
ãI think we must make a statement on this. Achieving two separate conditions for the Curse Marks could be just a fluke, or a stroke of luckâ¦â¦ It could have been thanks to that playerâs âskillââ¦â¦ But it might have been thanks to none of the above as wellâ¦â¦ã
The other two understood what Amachi was saying all too well. Since there was a player who was clearing one important quest after another in ShangriLa Frontier, it was now open to debate whether or not they should interfere with that player.
ãâ¦â¦ No, we shall do nothing about that.ã
ãAnd may I ask you why?ã
Perhaps he was tired from standing up, because Tsukuyogi reached out towards the office chair and sat down on it. He knew that he had two women that were basically Gods when it comes to ShangriLa Frontier right in front of him, but even for them such statement was the peak of arrogance.
ãGods should love everyone equally, but only observe. They should not interfere with their creation.ã
ãWas that perhaps a quote from Nietzsche?ã
ãOh, so perhaps you have a better solution? Please submit it on paper, then. Limitations: one page, and the language should be simple, so that even a mental gorilla would be able to get it.ã
However, Amachi shook her head and let out a deep sigh.
It is true that before that player arrived on the server, the world of ShangriLa Frontier was in a state of stagnation.
That stagnation was partially the result of the anticipation for the new content in form of a new continent, but it was also thanks to a whole lot of meaningless efforts they had to put into balancing the game. The reason for that being that the number of available classes and jobs have increased considerably.
ãDo you want to discard one more precious memory and put it in the trash? Well, youâre the World Creative Administrator, so if thatâs what you want, I wonât say no to you.ã
Now then, Amachi tapped her cheek with her finger as to allow her mind to switch gears, and voiced out a different kind of concern.
ãWell, there is actually something else I wanted to discuss. Two matters, to be honest. And I wanted to talk about it ever since yesterday.ã
ãHmmâ¦â¦ What would that be?ã
ãâBoss Gakiâ and âFreeloaderâ.ã
ãOh, yeah, just pass me the requirements and Iâll see that it is done.ã
What happened to the terrible atmosphere that was filling the room up to that point? Tsukuyogi felt that his stomach was starting to hurt once he realized that they are like a group of kindergarteners on the loose: one moment they fight each other, only to get united and venture to do pranks and tricks the very next moment.
ãWhen it comes to the former, we should release some new preview.ã
ãReally now, youâre just like children that cannot hold anything backâ¦â¦ Iâve already implemented the necessary data into the âOrchestraâ, so be sure to give it a look later. Ohh, but regarding that thing from beforeâ¦â¦ maybe a little punishment should be in order here?ã
ãIt would be so nice to just be able to kick âBoss Gakiâsâ assâ¦â¦ The latter is just a request for maintenance. It reads literary: âI didnât do anything and it somehow brokeâ.ã
ãFufuâ¦â¦ No matter how you look at it, itâs such an old-fashioned excuseâ¦â¦ Fufufu, itâs kinda embarrassing, like a parent who canât leave their children on their own for even a minute.ã
It was even more ridiculous since nothing in this life would happen entirely on its own. And both of those matters were so simple and down to earth that compared to the previous conversation it was something that would cause one to want to rip their own hair from their head. However, if Tsukuri were to handle everything on her own, it is possible that she would sooner rather than later die because of overwork.
And just because of that, Tsukuyogi was always the one who was taking the vast majority of the mundane work onto himself. It was simultaneously satisfying to see the work done and the project of âBoss Gakiâ advancing smoothly, but at the same time having to deal with those two women constant bickering was drastically increasing the amount of the stomach medicine he was forced to consume. And thatâs a fact.
And because of the ordering mistake about a month or so ago, his stomach was now in such a bad condition that he had to take even greater dosages of the medicine. Seriously, if it wasnât for his beloved wifeâs cooking he would have probably dropped dead long ago.
ãLook, if you have nothing more to say, then please stop interrupting my blissful time and get outâ¦â¦ Like, right now.ã
ãEven without you saying that, there is a whole lot of work that needs to be done before adding the fourth stage of the World Quest into the game.ã
ãâ¦â¦ But you are also a member of society, so please remember to work in moderation.ã
ãNow⦠then. That example playerâ¦â¦ Was it a âLeviathanâ from last month? Oh, there it is, there it is.ã
Playing with her personal mobile terminal, a device that was not yet introduced to the general public, Tsukuri was searching for the information on a certain player she had in mind.
Looking at the log records of that certain player, Tsukiri started to smile even without realizing that. Right about now she looked like a God who was looking down onto his own creation, as well as a mother that would gaze upon the struggles of her dear child.
ãHmmâ¦â¦ âTsukuyomaruâ is out of the question, but âKyojuroâ should do the trick quite nicely hereâ¦â¦ Well, I wonder if Iâll be able to observe something good.ã
The hand of God changes the file classification without much of a problem. There was a list of several Player Namesâ¦â¦ and at the very bottom, the latest position read âSANRAKUâ.
It is not a Godâs job to love every single person individually. It is to observe them. Otherwise ----
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