Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation  Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Chen Xiaobei: Brothers! Have you prepared the Red Envelopes for tonight? I would like to request for some specific items!
Monkey King: What is that you need, little brother Xiaobei? Just tell us! I will send as many as I can so that you may get it!
Yan Wang: Yes! Our plan worked last time. We just need to do the same thing this time! We can send as many of what Xiaobei wants as possible so that whatever red envelope you get will be useful to you!
Goddess Changâe: God Chen, better donât ask for things that are too high grade, or we wonât be able to send them in large volumes. Then, other people might get it⦠The thing is⦠Iâm just a small-time deity, I donât have a lot of expensive things! ?
Chen Xiaobei: Donât worry! Donât worry! I just need things that can be used by mortals. I canât even use the things that you deities use!
Goddess Changâe: Thatâs good news! Tell us then, God Chen. What do you need?
Chen Xiaobei: Okay, first, I recently acquired two Divine Instrument fragments. Does anyone know how I can put them back together again?
Goddess Changâe: Really? God Chen! Have you used up all the Living Soil that Lady Nuwo rewarded you?
Chen Xiaobei: Living Soil? Oh yeah! I still have that! Because I havenât used it for such a long time, Iâve completely forgotten about that item!
A long time ago, when he was still back on earth, Chen Xiaobei donated a large portion of his merit points to help 48 cursed children to get a chance in reincarnation.
When Lady Nuwo found out about it, she praised him openly in the chat group and rewarded Chen Xiaobei along with the three Saints that were previously also in the chat group.
It was the time when Lao Tzu gave him the recipe for Skybreaking Cultivation Pill! Next was the Primordial Lord of Heaven who replenished Chen Xiaobei with the merit points he used!
The most valuable reward of all came from Lady Nuwo â Living Soil !
Lady Nuwo had once used the Five-Colored Stones to fix heaven and Living Soil to fix the soil nearby the Divine Stones used to fix heaven.
Although the Living Soil did not have the ability to fix the problematic heavens, it could still be used to repair just about anything in the three realms!
This item was not even in the Celestial Courtâs treasury!
Chen Xiaobei: That means I just need to use a little bit of Living Soil to repair both Divine Instruments and return it to its original form.
Goddess Changâe: Exactly! Living Soil is a Divine Item, it can easily fix your Divine Instruments!
Yan Wang: But thereâs still one problem! Living Soil can only put the pieces together, but it cannot restore the Divine Instrumentsâ Special Abilities and Spirituality! That means they wonât be able to wield a godâs strength! They wonât be very useful even when repaired!
Chen Xiaobei: Then how can I restore their Special Abilities and Spirituality?
Yan Wang: Restoring a broken Divine Instrument is basically like forging a Divine Instrument from scratch! There are plenty of ways to do that, but with your current cultivation and resources, itâs impossible!
Monkey King: Thatâs not an absolute! If you have a large amount of âHeaven and Earth Spiritual Auraâ, you can use them to baptize the Divine Instruments. Then slowly, their Spirituality will be activated, and then eventually give rise to a Special Ability!
Yanwang: But then again, with Xiaobeiâs capability, he wonât be able to get enough Heaven and Earth Spiritual Aura to do that!
Goddess Changâe: âHeaven and Earth Spiritual Auraâ is also a type of special energy like Spiritual Qi. They cannot be sent via red envelopes! God Chen will have to gather them himself!
Chen Xiaobei: Forget it⦠I canât use Divine Instruments now anyway. I can just set it aside first. When the opportunity arises, Iâll revisit it.
Yanwang: Is there anything else you need?
Chen Xiaobei: I need Spiritual Medicine, or elixir, or anything that can help increase my health!
Yan Wang: Thatâs easy! We donât have a lot of Divine grade things but we have plenty of Earth-God grade items! We can send a lot of them! Youâll be able to get them, for sure!
Chen Xiaobei: Thatâs great! I really really need to bump up my health! Thatâs the fastest solution to allow me to boost my combat power!
Monkey King: How unfortunate that youâre not in here in the Heavenly Realm right now. Otherwise, I could have placed you in Lord Laotzuâs alchemy furnace. Youâll have a deityâs health in no time.
Chen Xiaobei: ? Monkey King, I donât have your Divine Stone Monkey Pulse. If you put me inside, Iâll be burned into ashes!
Monkey King: Oh, youâve got the wrong idea! Lord Laotzuâs furnace has been refining countless Divine Pills for billions and billions of years! Although most Heaven and Earth Spiritual Aura will be absorbed by the pills, whateverâs leftover will be more than enough!
Monkey King: If I can control the strength of the flame well enough, not only will it not burn you to death, but the leftover Heaven and Earth Spiritual Aura will also benefit you greatly!
Chen Xiaobei: The Invisible Body and the Golden Gaze Fiery Eyes you have⦠were they benefit from the furnace?
Monkey King: Yup! Lord Laotzu really wanted to burn me to death back then but I am a stone monkey born of the Divine Stone. I have a deity-level pulse! Thatâs how I survived it!â
Chen Xiaobei: So, your health soared, and youâve developed the Golden Gaze Fiery Eyes special ability. These were all from the âHeaven and Earth Spiritual Aura?
Monkey King: Yes! Unfortunately, âHeaven and Earth Spiritual Auraâ are even scarcer than Spiritual Qi. It practically impossible to harvest them.
Chen Xiaobei: You mentioned just now that the âHeaven and Earth Spiritual Auraâ would be left inside the furnace. Can refining elixir create it?
Monkey King: Not just refining elixir. Anything you refine that has Spirituality can produce Heaven and Earth Spiritual Aura. However, spirituality of the things in the human realm are very weak. The yield of the Heaven and Earth Spiritual Aura would also be very low.
Monkey King:Â On top of that, the Heaven and Earth Spiritual Aura needs to be stored in a special Divine Item. Even I donât have this capability!
Chen Xiaobei: This is all a pipe-dream. Lord Laotzu will never help me. ??ââï¸
Chen Xiaobei: Hey, by the way, whereâs Xiao Tianquan? Heâs normally very active. Why hasnât he said anything?
Monkey King: Iâm not sure. Heâs probably on duty with God Erlang. He should be here tonight.
Chen Xiaobei: Alright! See you all tonight!
With his phone tucked away, Chen Xiaobei immediately took out the Green Dragon sword and the Red Dragon Sword, and a small piece of Living Soil.
âI should at least put the fragments back together⦠Iâll have to ask sifu tonight about how to restore their Spiritual Abilities and Spiritualityâ¦â
Chen Xiaobei pieced the broken longswords back together and rubbed the Living Soil on all the cracks.
Bright light flashed in the places where the Living Soil was applied, and when the light dimmed, the cracks had been flawlessly sealed! It was as if they even never existed!
Because there were so many cracks, the whole process was very time-consuming.
He only finished when it was almost dinner time.
Ding!
[You have a message from Xiao Tianquan.]