Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation  Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
âWow! So, this is the famous merit points ledger!â Chen Xiaobeiâs eyes were closed when the image in his mind suddenly gave him a shock.
The ledger flipped opened to the first page, and the contents in it were not lines of words but an interface that resembled an operating system of a tablet.
Ding!
[Heaven welcomes seventh generation philanthropist, Chen Xiaobei in using the merit points ledger system!]
âWow! This is incredible! My merit points ledger! Who wouldâve imagined that this little toy has been turned into a system?ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
Chen Xiaobei did not say this aloud but was thinking it all in his head.
Upon closer inspection, there were three options on the merit points ledgerâs interface: eliminating disaster, request for blessing, and exchange!
âEliminating disaster is pretty straightforward. Itâs probably the usage of merit points to eliminate a current natural or man-made disaster!â Chen Xiaobei reflected. âRequesting for a blessing is easy to understand too. Itâs probably using my merit points to grant myself or someone else peace and favor! The last one, exchange, should mean to use merit points to exchange for an item I need! Thatâs looks right. Iâll choose exchange then!â
Chen Xiaobei made the decision in his mind and the merit points ledger interface redirected to a page that looked like the menu of a modern online shopping webpage.
On the page were boxes in which an item was placed, and underneath each box were numbers, which should be itâs price!
âFive-star Earth Godâs Instrument, Dragonslayer Sword?! What in the world is that?â Chen Xiaobei gasped. âIt only costs 30 million merit points? Can I exchange for one now?â
âFive-star Earth Godâs Medicine, Dark Purple Spiritual Ganorderma! 30 million merit points?!â
âOne-star Deityâs Pill, Ten-thousand Life Returning Pill! 100 million merit points! Wow! Is this a joke?â
âNine-star Divine Beast, Four Eyed Birdâs Egg! 10 billion merit points?! 10 billion! You might as well go rob someone!â
âOne-star Godâs Item, Sacred Emperor Enigmatic Crystal, one trillion??? Oh my god⦠my eyesâ¦â
âWhat the hell! I thought that having 30 million merit points would have made me a rich man, but it looks like Iâm just a poor bastard!â
Chen Xiaobei was already starting to sweat. However, Yanwangâs words suddenly came to mind!
That one time, he was discussing with Yanwang about the merit points ledger and Yanwang told him that in theory, as long as one had enough merit points, one could exchange them for any item in the merit points ledger. But in reality, the higher-tiered the items were, the more merit points they would cost, and could go as high as an astronomical figure!
For this reason, most people could not get anything that was too powerful.
âIt looks like old brother Yanwang was right! Itâs impossible to get Deity-tiered items! Getting God-tiered items would be even more of a pie in the sky!â Chen Xiaobei thought to himself. âBut, opening this merit points ledger system helped me gain some insight! Now I know that Divine Items can be divided into Earth God-tiered and Deity-tiered! This means that my Blood Godâs Deity-Killing Painting should be a One-starred Earth Godâs Instrument!â
âItâs only one-star but itâs already so powerful! If I use 30 million merit points to exchange for a Five-starred Earth Godâs Instrument, then I could dominate the entire Jianghu!â
âWait! No, I canât!â Chen Xiaobei pulled himself back. âThinking of it in the long term, I still have too few merit points! If I use all 30 million in one go, where am I going to get more merit points when I need to use them?â
âMm, I better not rush this and not get something too expensive now! For now, I should just get the high-tier Prosperous Monkey Fur, and solve the prevailing danger! Thatâs whatâs most important right now!â
When he thought of this, Chen Xiaobei quickly dismissed the distractions and began to search for the high-tier Prosperous Monkey Fur.
He did not even have to turn any pages, but merely thought up the words âhigh-tier Prosperous Monkey Furâ before an individual box popped up. It read: High-tier Prosperous Monkey Fur, one for 10,000 merit points.
âWhat the f*ck! Second Shixiong⦠that money-faced guy! He tried to rip me off! The merit points ledger sells it for only 10,000 merit points and he was going to sell it to me for 100,000?! How ruthless of him!â Chen Xiaobei frowned. âWait! But if second Shixiong really wanted to cheat me, he would not have asked me to check the merit points ledger! There must be something wrong here!â
Chen Xiaobei thought for a moment and then decided to give it a try. âI should exchange one strand and then I can find out the truth!â
Ding!
[Seventh generation philanthropist, Chen Xiaobei is exchanging a high-tier Prosperous Monkey Fur for 100,000 merit points. Would you like to confirm your purchase?]
âWhat in the world?! It was labelled 10,000! Why am I being charged 100,000? Is this a hoax?! Oh! I know! This must be Shen Gongpaoâs doing!â Chen Xiaobei muttered angrily. âShen Gongpao has that crook Primordial Lord backing him up! When he secretly changed the law of time previously, it nearly drained me of my entire lifespan! This time, heâs secretly changed the merit points ledger to swindle me 10 times the amount of my merit points! What a deceitful person! Does he think that I am someone he can mess with?â
The more Chen Xiaobei thought about it, the angrier he got.
âYou, Sheng Gongpao, want to cheat me of my merit points?! Then I will not spend a single point to get the monkey fur! Weâll see whoâs afraid of whom!â
With a belly full of rage, Chen Xiaobei contacted Zhu Bajie again.
He had to win this battle against Shen Gongpao!
Chen Xiaobei: Second shixiong! Iâm back!
Zhu Bajie:Â See? I didnât lie to you, right? I already told you that the prices are determined by Shen Gongpao. I didnât want any trouble thatâs why I had to follow the guide! I have no choice!
Chen Xiaobei: Mm, I know you didnât cheat me! But, I really donât want to pay with merit points! Not a single point!
Zhu Bajie: Oh, then I cannot help you! I donât dare to lower the price, much less give it to you for free! If Shen Gongpao finds out, heâll punish me!
Chen Xiaobei: Do you still remember our Old Perverted Group?
Zhu Bajie: Yes, I do! You are the group leader and you have not showed up for a long time! Hahaha! I still remember that!
Chen Xiaobei: Would you like to see a picture of a beautiful woman taking a shower?
Zhu Bajie: Wow? Do you even have to ask? Hurry! Hurry! Send it to me so I can enjoy it! ?
Chen Xiaobei: One picture for one high-tier Prosperous Monkey Fur! High definition, completely nude, guaranteed an exceptional beauty and a first-class body! Youâll regret for the rest of your life if you donât see it!
Zhu Bajie: This⦠this⦠this⦠thisâ¦?. God Chen, youâre forcing me to commit a crime!
Chen Xiaobei: There is a knife (å) above the character for lust (è²) â lascivious activities can lead to bitter consequences! Youâve messed around with Changâe last time! This tells me that youâre not afraid of that knife! But today you donât have the balls to send me a Red Envelope?
Zhu Bajie: I⦠Iâll throw caution to the wind! Fine! Iâll do the exchange!
Chen Xiaobei: Good! How many monkey furs do you have?
Zhu Bajie: Thereâs no need to rush! I want to test the product first! Exceptional beauty and a first-class body are a rare thing! What if youâre just deceiving me?