Chapter 1417: Chapter 1417 - Do You Want Another Slap?

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation  Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Bite marks, scratches and curious blotches of slobby liquid were strewn all over the pillar. There was even a hole the size of a finger, covered in a strange, sticky fluid.

“I… I dare not tell you.”

Old Meng looked down at the floor.

“My Old Meng, you watched me grow up. After all this time… there’s been no inhibitions between us! No matter what you say, I won’t blame you, eh?” Ximen Dingjun said.

“Oh? Hmm… If that’s the case, then I will tell you.” Old Meng gulped. “That pillar is your beautiful woman.”

“What? The pillar is a woman? Old Meng, are you alright? This joke is not funny at all!”

Ximen Dingjun frowned.

“I’m not joking,” said Old Meng. “You were hugging and humping that pillar the whole night.”

“What?! I humped the pillar the whole night? Why did that happen?”

“It’s true.” Old Meng explained, “The medicinal wine was too strong, and it probably made you hallucinate. Before I could bring Wenren Muyue to you, you had already began to unleash yourself on the pillar.”

“Oh,” Ximen Dingjun felt faint, as if the world had ended and he was going to have a heart attack. “Now that you’ve mentioned it, it suddenly feels sore down there.

He could feel a sharp, throbbing pain coming from his crotch. When he looked down, he could see that the skin on his privates had been rubbed raw.

He then looked at the finger-sized holes on the pillar. It matched his measurements. Perfectly.

With all this hard evidence, Ximen Dingjun could not deny the horrific truth.

“Why didn’t you stop me, huh? You are my personal bodyguard! How could you just stand there and do nothing while I did something so stupid!”

Ximen Dingjun’s face was red and his voice laced with spikes.

“No, look. I was going to stop you but you know what? Mr. Chen told me that if I stopped you while you are in the middle of it, it would be even more problematic the next time!” Old Meng said in almost a whisper.

“Mr. Chen? Oh that motherf*cker! Get that Chen over here now! I want to beat him up and tear up his skin!!!” Ximen Dingjun roared.

“You can’t do that, my ninth young lord!” Old Meng said. “Even though you sustained some light injuries, your medical conditioned seems to have improved! Ain’t that right, my lord?”

“My medical condition huh?” Ximen Dingjun paused to think.

What Old Meng said was all true though. Back then, he could not even get hard, but last night he was able to make a hole in the pillar! Also, he used to always peak in less than a minute but last night, he humped the pillar and lasted all night long!

It would seem that this was thanks to the astonishing effects of the Dragon Dick Moonshine that he had been given!

“Since you are not fully cured yet, offending Mr. Chen now is not the wisest choice!” Old Meng said, coughing.

Clearly, this old man was quite fond of Chen Xiaobei and was speaking on behalf of him.

Had Lu Changwei been there, he would surely add insult to injury, making sure that Chen Xiaobei was put in a tight spot.

“Mm, what you say makes sense, Old Meng! Argh!!! I cannot offend that Chen guy now!” Ximen Dingjun frowned. “But I didn’t get to taste Wenren Muyue! I’m really not happy about that!”

“You will still get your chance next time!” Old Meng smiled. “Right now, what you really need is to focus on getting better, okay? Oh, and also collect the Overgrown Forest’s hidden treasure as soon as possible!”

“Overgrown Forest’s hidden treasure? Didn’t that idiot Lu Changwei say he was going to give it to me today? Where is he?” Ximen Dingjun asked.

“He has been waiting outside your tent the whole morning. He’s been waiting for your approval to go ahead and get to the location of the Overgrown Forest’s hidden treasure!”

“Then what are we waiting for? Let’s go now!”

Ximen Dingjun got up, and got ready.

In a jiffy, under Lu Changwei’s instructions, the group packed up and moved forward towards the Overgrown Forest’s hidden treasure.

Wenren Muyue walked up next to Chen Xiaobei, asking, “Mr. Chen, what in the world happened last night? How many girls did Ximen Dingjun harm?”

“You heard it too?” Chen Xiaobei chuckled.

“He was howling so loudly, I could not not hear it!” Wenren Muyue said, obviously disgusted while furrowing her brows.

“Don’t worry. He didn’t touch a single girl. He was just having his own very wet dream.” Chen Xiaobei’s smile broadened.

“Wet dreams?” Wenren Muyue blushed, sounding a little anxious when she asked, “Then will he ask for me?”

“Don’t worry, as long as I’m here, you’ll be safe!” Chen Xiaobei said, his tone changed into somehing somewhat firm and imposing.

The commanding voice made Wenren Muyue feel secure. “Thank you, Mr. Chen! Thank you so so so much!”

Someone came up from behind them, a spoke in an eerie voice, “Heh, the both of you really are experts at licking each other’s wounds eh?!”

It was Lu Changwei and Zhu Dachang.

“Everyone knows what the ninth young lord is like! He’s only enduring you now because he has use of you!” Lu Changwei sniggered. “But once he’s completely healed, he’ll swallow Wenren Muyue whole! There’s no way a dimwit like you can protect her!”

Wenren Muyue’s forehead creased at the comment. Lu Changwei may be an abominable creep, but what he said was true.

Ximen Dingjun was the classic asshole who had done more than his fair share of backstabbing.

He had actually wanted to get rid of Chen Xiaobei earlier in the tent. Had Old Meng not advised him against it, he would have already done it.

Lu Changwei smiled. “Wenren Muyue, instead of hoping for this dimwit to protect you, you might as well beg me. Who knows, I might just put in a good word for you, and ask the ninth young lord to let you off the hook!”

“You? Oh please! The young lord will never listen to you!” Wenren Muyue hissed.

In all aspects, Lu Changwei’s status was a little lower than Wenren Muyue. He had no power to advise Ximen Dingjun against doing anything that the young lord had already set his mind to.

“Don’t you know?” Lu Changwei wore a contented smile on his lips. “I will be gifting the young lord some treasure soon. I will become the ninth young lord’s confidant then!”

“Gift him with treasure? Become his confidant?”

Wenren Muyue stared blankly at him.

“That’s right! All I need to do is to open my mouth. I’ll be more useful than this dimwit!” Lu Changwei raised his chin.

“Master Lu, I don’t like it when you call me dimwit.” Chen Xiaobei said.

“Hmph! You’ve only treated the ninth young lord once and you think you’re some sort of VIP now?” Lu Changwei spat. “You be a dimwit to me forever! The less you like it, the more I will call you that!”

“Master Wei, here’s a piece of advice for you: Don’t forget the pain even if your wounds have healed!” Chen Xiaobei smirked. “Would you like to have another round of slapping that you had yesterday?”