Lee woke up on a couch that was more comfortable than any other bed sheâd ever owned. She was in the living room of someone elseâs dorm, but she felt more at home than she ever had. She had abandoned her family, and felt more loved than ever before. All thanks to the school she attended, and the people sheâd met there.
She stared up at the ceiling without a word. It was graduation day.
She was leaving.
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âHow does it feel?â Lee asked. âYou know, graduating.â
âThatâs kind of the weirdest part,â Leanne said. âIt doesnât feel like anything. Thereâs no cosmic lightning, no weight lifted off your shoulders. Youâre just...done.â
Graduating any under circumstances felt like a momentous occasion, but when graduating from a mysterious cosmic timeloop of apocalyptic proportions, expectations were even higher. As Leanne could attest, though, those great expectations met a mediocre reality. Graduating was just graduating.
âI donât know if thatâs good or bad,â Lee sighed.
âSometimes things arenât good or bad,â Leanne said. âTheyâre just things.â
âWell. I wonât take up too much of your time,â Lee said. âIt is still the first loop, I imagine you want to raid the lunchroom or something.â
âIâll be fine,â Leanne said. Sheâd stay right here with Lee as long as she was needed.
âGood morning various nerds,â Harley shouted. She slammed down into her usual seat at the table, with Vell sliding into his seat shortly after. âHappy graduation day!â
âYouâre remarkably chipper,â Lee said.
âHell yeah I am,â Harley said. âMy familyâs coming to the island tonight! My mom has been dying to meet you for four years, Lee. Thereâs a pretty good chance she and Vellâs mom are going to fight over who gets to legally adopt you.â
âThat wonât be necessary,â Lee said, blushing. Both mothers had actually offered, and Lee had politely turned them down. Not only did it feel just plain weird to be adopted as an adult woman, it felt unnecessary. The bonds she shared with Vell and Harley were already beyond anything paperwork and formal processes could do.
âMy parents do say congrats, but theyâre not coming around,â Vell said. âSame with Renard. He did send some food, but, uhâ¦â
âYou have Renard food?â Leanne snapped. âWhere?â
âItâs not exactly, well...he sent Leeâs favorite soup.â
âSo how did he-â
Leanneâs enthusiasm for Renardâs delicious cooking died in a second, and she laid her hands flat on the table.
âHe sent it in an envelope, didnât he,â Leanne said. Vell nodded.
âOh, Renard,â Lee sighed. Their dear friend was a cooking prodigy and an everything-else idiot, but they loved him anyway.
âWeâll live,â Harley said. âLee makes a damn good soup too. Not that I want you to cook or anything, I just like hyping you up.â
âAnd I appreciate being hyped,â Lee said. âCooking might be a good idea. I feel as though I should be doing...something, you know. This is our last time in the loop, after all.â
Once the graduation ceremony was complete, Lee and Harley would no longer be students at the Einstein-Odinson College, and therefore no longer aware of the time loops.
âHell yeah, one last all-out hedonism bash to celebrate our last consequence free day,â Harley said.
âI imagine youâll be off with as many paramours as you can court,â Lee said.
âNot unless you guys change your mind about boning me,â Harley said. âIâm sticking with you guys, one hundred percent.â
âWell, maybe not all of us,â Vell said. âI think Iâm going to be vigilant, keep an eye on things. Thereâs still the whole apocalypse to deal with. Iâll deal with it so you guys donât have to.â
âI kind of want to deal with it too,â Harley said. âDoing all that crazy shit was part of the fun, right?â
Lee bit her tongue. Harley was already talking about it all in the past tense.
âIâll still keep you guys aware,â Vell said. âBut seriously, relax. Enjoy this. Iâll be keeping an eye on things. Iâve already got Hawke keeping an eye on some geology department thing dealing with-â
Vell was blown forward in his chair as a thunderous boom rang across campus, shaking the entire island. The brutal shockwave was followed up by an intense heat and the smell of sulfur.
â-volcanoes.â
Lee was the first one out the door, and looked up at a sky that had turned vibrant red. The air was choked with the scent of sulfur and boiling saltwater, and bubbling red lava was coating the portion of the island where the geology department had just stood.
âUndersea lava bursts coming all the way to the surface,â Harley said. âDamn, they mustâve fucked up real bad.â
âItâs isolated for now,â Vell said. âMaybe if we get over there we can stop it.â
The crumbling of the island below them signaled that it would not be so easy. The surface below them cracked in half, opening a vast chasm beneath their feet. Leanne grabbed Lee and flung her forward, to safety, and did the same to Harley a second later. She had just finished throwing Vell when the chasm cracked open fully and tore the ground out from beneath her feet. Leanne plummeted a few feet downwards before managing to grab on to a rocky outcropping.
âLittle help here?â
âI got you,â Vell shouted. He grabbed on to the ledge and held out a hand, and Leanne made a few quick climbing jumps to grab on to it.
âThanks. Knew I could count on you.â
âAny time.â
The moment of sentimental friendship was cut short by a lance of boiling fire shooting up out of the chasm. Vell reeled from the intense heat just a few inches from his face, and when he could finally open his eyes again, he found himself holding on to a severed hand, with everything below the wrist utterly incinerated.
âThatâs unpleasant.â
A cracking sound from below him reminded Vell of his own precarious position a little bit too late. The ground gave way, and Vell plummeted downwards, out of sight.
âVell!â
Lee rushed to the edge of the chasm, and got pulled back by Harley.
âWoah, Lee, that is the exact opposite direction we want to be going,â Harley said. âSafety is-â
Harley pointed west, away from the two lava flows, and immediately heard an explosion from that direction.
âOkay I donât actually know where safety is,â Harley said. âMaybe nowhere.â
Chaos and destruction was rapidly spreading spreading across campus as the sea boiled around them, the island crumbled, and more lava flows burst forth. It was a scene Lee and Harley had seen dozens of times before, but would hopefully never see again.
âWell, thatâs fucked up,â Harley said. âBut we know where it started, and Hawke probably knows what did it.â
Thanks to Vellâs canny preparations and Hawkeâs scouting, this final apocalypse, while early, was likely well under control. Lee stared blankly at the final devastation.
âI donât know about you, but incineration is one of my least favorite ways to go,â Harley said. âYou still have that supply of cyanide tea?â
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âI suppose we could...No!â
Leeâs blank eyes snapped to focus, and she darted upright like a hound on the hunt.
âHarley, think about it,â Lee said. âDo you remember how our last two years ended?â
It didnât take much for Harley to remember. Last year a magic fish had nearly torn reality asunder by granting Kim a wish, and the year before that Vell had been abducted and nearly killed by their former principal.
âUh huh, uh huh, I see what youâre getting at,â Harley said. âYou think thereâs probably going to be some other wild bullshit happening behind all this lava.â
âWe at least need to check,â Lee said. âWe need to be vigilant, for as long as we can.â
Lee grabbed on to her purse and set out across the rapidly-collapsing campus, followed by a significantly less determined Harley.
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âHello, Dean Lichman?â
âLee! Thank god!â
The frazzled and slightly singed Dean put down a phone and turned his full attention to Lee.
âI got as many people out as I could, but the teleportation circles erupted,â the Dean said. âKim was trying to build a boat, is she done?â
âOh, I donât know,â Lee said. âJust out of curiosity, have you or any members of the Board of Directors made any plans involving Vell?â
âWhat? Lee, the island is collapsing, do you have a plan-â
âYes, I do, but right now I need to know if there were any plans related to Vell,â Lee said.
âI donât know,â the confused Dean insisted. âI was thinking about inviting him to lunch and checking in on him after you two graduate, beyond that, nothing!â
âOh, thank you for that, Iâm sure heâd appreciate it,â Lee said. âSorry for sounding so suspicious, Iâm just trying to be thorough.â
âI understand completely, but I believe we have higher priorities at the- Look out!â
The structurally unstable building started to crumble around them, and the roof was the first to crumble. Dean Lichman dove forward and pushed Lee out of the way of the collapsing rubble, moments before being caught in it himself. His partially decayed hand twitched once as it stuck out of the rubble and then fell still.
âOne potential threat down,â Lee said. Harley looked down at the Deanâs undead and now re-dead hand, then looked back up at Lee.
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âHello Kim, nice boat,â Lee said.
Kim, like all the loopers, wanted to avoid unnecessary casualties even on the first loop, so she was helping desperate scientists build an ark that would hopefully save the surviving students from the boiling seas around them.
âLee, youâre alive? Where have you been?â
âScouting,â Lee said. âHave you been contacted by an otherworldly entities of any kind lately?â
âWhy the fuck would I have been contacted?â
Kim slammed a piece of heat shielding into place and turned on her angry face.
âWhatâs going on? Who do I need to punch?â
âNo one that weâre aware of, yet,â Lee said.
âLeeâs just trying to take some precautionary measures,â Harley said. âKind of thinking about those big end-of-year incidents that happened with you and Vell, you know.â
âNo, nothing on my end,â Kim said. âBeen surprisingly quiet, even. Vell says he hasnât even seen Quenay lately. Is he alive, by the way?â
âHe is very much not,â Lee said.
âThought so,â Kim said. âIâm about to launch this thing, you two want on board?â
âThank you dear, but no,â Lee said. âWe have a few more angles to investigate.â
âSuit yourself,â Kim said. She braced her back against the massive arc and started pushing towards the boiling seas. âGood luck!â
The massive boat hit the boiling tides and started to sail towards safety, a journey that last exactly seven seconds before a lance of lava burst out of the tides and melted the ship in half. Harley covered her ears and tried not to listen to the screams of people being boiled alive as Lee set out towards their next lead.
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âJoan? Joan, are you there?â
âLee?â
Lee and Harley walked into their own dorm, where Joan had apparently decided to take shelter. The heat and volcanic gases were so thick that Lee had been forced to cast some protective spells on them, though Joan had no such protections. She stumbled forward, coughed furiously, and collapsed, though Lee caught her just in time.
âI was looking everywhere for you,â Joan mumbled. She was already lightheaded from the heat and toxic gases.
âIâve been looking for you too,â Lee said. âListen, Joan, I need to ask you something.â
A faint smile crossed Joanâs face, even as the focus faded from her eyes.
âDo you know if Kraid has any evil plans?â
The focus came back into Joanâs eyes as they took on a look of bewilderment.
âWhat?â
âKraid. I know he doesnât tell you everything, but has he done anything suspicious lately, asked any odd questions?â
âI donât...I donât know...I-â
The confusion did nothing to help Joanâs lightheadedness, and she passed out in Leeâs arms. Lee stared at her motionless form for a moment, felt an inexplicable sense of regret, and then got over it. She dropped Joan on the couch and brushed some volcanic dust off her hands.
âWell, that was useless,â Lee said.
âLee. Are you okay?â
âIâm fine, my shields are holding,â Lee said. âShame we got to her too late, we couldâve used some extra help with this search. Letâs move along, then.â
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They had run out of along to move. The entire island, and beyond, had been entirely consumed by lava. The furious volcanic activity was spreading, and Harley could see that everything for miles around had been consumed in lava and boiling seawater. It was entirely possible the entire planet had been engulfed already. If it hadnât been, it would be soon.
As the entire world died beneath them, Lee and Harley stood on top of a magically floating platform, while Lee shouted at the sky.
âQuenay! I know youâre there!â
Lee cupped her hands around her mouth and shouted a little bit louder.
âQuenay!â
âLee.â
The response came from Harley, not Quenay, so Lee ignored it.
âQuenay, youâre an immortal entity, I know a little lava wonât hurt you.â
âLee!â
âQuenay, I just want to know if thereâs anything untoward happening. Iâm not accusing you, but youâd know, is the thing.â
âLee!â
This time, Harley did not allow herself to be ignored. She grabbed Lee and spun her around forcing her to look Harley in the eyes.
âHarley, donât interrupt the investigation.â
âThere is nothing to investigate! Look around you, Lee!â
Harley pointed downwards at the ever expanding maelstrom of magma.
âEven if there was some evil scheme happening, itâs all fucking lava now!â
âWell that wonât affect Quenay,â Lee said. âI know sheâs only appeared to us once before, but I think I can get her attention.â
âLee! Stop it,â Harley demanded. âJust stop! I know what youâre doing. I know youâre scared-â
âIâm terrified!â
The slightest assault on the facade Lee had constructed was enough to shatter it entirely. In a second, Lee dropped the pretenses of curiosity and showed what she had been feeling all along: terror, confusion, and grief. Tears started to pour out of her eyes, and they began to boil as they fell.
âIâm terrified because Iâm happy,â Lee said, pouring out the pent-up emotions in a torrent. âI used to be happy to see you, to see any of my friends, to do interesting things, and I thought that was it, but these past few months of freedom Iâm happy just to wake up in the morning, Iâm happy sitting alone, Iâm happy in class listening to boring lectures.â
Only casting off her family had made Lee realize just how miserable her old life had been. She had woken up every morning with a burden she thought inescapable weighing her down, chaining any happiness she felt in the cage of a greater sadness. Sheâd thought of happiness as an incidental thing, something that happened from time to time, not a way of life.
âIâm happier than Iâve ever been. Happier than I ever thought was possible,â Lee said. âAnd Iâm terrified to lose that.â
Leeâs shoulders sank, and she looked down at the world of fire below her.
âAs soon as this loop is over, I -itâs all over,â Lee said. âEverything changes, and Iâm scared. I donât want my life to change, I donât want to lose what I have.â
Harley stepped up and grabbed Lee by the hand, giving it a tight, reassuring squeeze.
âI get it,â Harley said. âAnd Iâm sure youâre right. Youâre happier right now than youâve ever been. But you know something?â
Lee wiped away some tears, and humored Harley.
âWhat?â
âI know for sure you wouldâve said the same damn thing in first year, after you met me,â Harley said. âThen again the year after, when we met Vell and got to know Leanne better. Then again last year, when we got Kim and Hawke and you got yourself a girlfriend.â
Leeâs tear-stained cheeks curled into a bittersweet smile, and she nodded. Harley reached up to wipe some tears away and squeeze Leeâs check.
âI know because Iâd say it too,â Harley said. âThatâs why Iâm not scared. Because every day since I met you, my life has been getting better. I know thatâs not going to change, no matter what else does.â
Harley could feel tears running along her thumb as Lee started to cry all over again, for entirely different reasons this time.
âI know being out of all this chaos and death and nonsense is a huge change,â Harley said. âBut weâre going to get through it together, just like we did all the actual chaos and death and nonsense, alright?â
Lee pressed her face deeper into Harleyâs hand and nodded.
âAlright,â she sighed. âAlright.â
âGood. So. Are you ready for a change?â
After taking a second to think, Lee stepped forward and wrapped her arms around Harley in an inescapable hug.
âJust a moment,â Lee mumbled.
âYeah. Okay,â Harley said, as she returned the hug. âJust a moment.â
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Moments passed, and moments returned. On the next loop, Kim and Hawke took a proactive approach to problem solving.
âWhy would you even have a button labeled âgenerate volcanoâ, much less press it?â
âItâs a very small volcano, for experimental purposes!â
Hawke pointed at the dial attached to the device, which had been turned from one to eleven. He didnât appreciate the carelessness, though he did appreciate the Spinal Tap reference.
âOh. Weâll set that back to one, yeah.â
âNope.â
Kim walked up and ripped the entire console out of the wall, deactivating the device entirely.
âYou can have this back after I remove every setting that isnât one,â Kim said.
âHey!â
âThe responsible amount of volcano to have is zero,â Kim scolded. âYouâre lucky Iâm letting you keep the one.â
The geologist disagreed, but he also didnât want to argue with a robot. Kim had very large metal fists to punch him with. She kept the volcano generating device under her arm as she and Hawke walked out of the lab.
âWe got it,â she said, as she waved the device at Vell.
âDid you rip that out?â
âYes.â
âAnd they let you do that?â
âItâs less about âletâ, and more about âcould not stopâ,â Kim said. Vell sighed. He wasnât looking forward to having to wrangle that attitude next year.
That sobering thought reminded Vell of the next thing on his to-do list. He headed for Harley and Leeâs shared dorm to help them pack. They had to be ready to leave tonight, but there were still a few more things to do before the end.