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[Jasper] So why are you still texting me? I'm a monster.
[Nova] biTCH DID U REALLY JUST REPLY TO ME?
[Jasper] ...Yes?
[Nova] omg im going to murder u
[Nova] with fire. fire sounds like a good option
[Jasper] Do you really know what I am?
[Nova] ffs yES JAZZ I KNOW WHAT U ARE
[Nova] ur a bambi killer
[Jasper] What?
[Nova] bambi killer??
[Nova] its a joke
[Nova] nvm i wont bother explaining it
[Jasper] How do you know what I am?
[Nova] funny story
[Nova] edweirdo is my twin's bf
[Jasper] Wait. I need a minute.
[Jasper] You're Bella's sister?
[Nova] yep
[Jasper] I... how did we not figure this out?
[Nova] i dunno thursty boi u tell me
[Jasper] Don't do that.
[Nova] do what??
[Jasper] Joke about what I am.
[Jasper] I'm a monster.
[Nova] jazz, bella told me everything i need to know
[Nova] u feed off animals, not humans. u try to be as good as u can. ur not a monster
[Jasper] But I am! What else could I be?
[Nova] an angel?
[Jasper] What?
[Nova] i mean angels are supposed to be gorgeous and good. I think u fit it pretty well.
[Nova] omg im so changing ur contact name
[Jasper] How am I in any way good?
[Nova] u chose to feed off animals, not humans. ur fighting urself for control around blood. u *try* jasper, and thats what matters
[Jasper] I'm starting to think you're delusional.
[Nova] lol one of us is delusional but its not me, angelface
[Jasper] Angelface?
[Nova] ur new contact name :)))
[Nova] anyway, when are u returning to forks??
[Jasper] ...What?
[Nova] when. are. u. coming. home.
[Jasper] We can't! We'll just hurt you and Bella.
[Nova] omg ur so blind
[Nova] jasper, the only way ur hurting us is by staying away u dummy
[Jasper] You say that now, but if we were there we'd just be causing more issues.
[Nova] .....i'm starting to wonder if i should slap u or not
[Nova] slap some sense into u
[Nova] would my hand break?
[Jasper] Nova, we can't come back. It's better that we stay away.
[Nova] even if we're mates?
[Jasper] ...Did Bella tell you about that?
[Nova] yep
[Nova] jazz listen. u have 2 options
[Nova] 1- u can be an idiot and stay away while bella and me lose ourselves to depression or get murdered by other supernatural creatures
[Nova] 2- u can be smart and come back so that we're happy and protect us
[Jasper] What do you mean murdered by other supernatural creatures?
[Nova] bells and me are kinda big targets for ur enemies dont u think??? wtf are we supposed to do when a vampire shows up and snaps our necks?
[Jasper] I don't know. We thought leaving would drive our enemies after us, and not you two.
[Nova] ugh. dummy.
[Nova] ok so are u guys coming back or not?
[Jasper] I'll talk to my family about it and see what happens.
[Nova] alright cool
[Nova] will u text me later?
[Jasper] I'll try.
[Nova] ok good u better
[Nova] cuz if u dont i'll send tate after u
[Jasper] Who's Tate?
[Nova] lmao dont u wish u knew
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