Princess Bridget von Ascheberg of Eldorra would be the death of me. If not literal death, then the death of my patience and sanity. Of that, I was certain, and weâd only been working together for two weeks.
Iâd never had a client who infuriated me as much as she did. Sure, she was beautiful (not a good thing when you were in my position) and charming (to everyone except me), but she was also a royal pain in my ass. When I said âright,â she went left; when I said âleave,â she stayed. She insisted on spontaneously attending crowded events before I could do the advance work, and she treated my security concerns like they were an afterthought instead of an emergency.
Bridget said that was the way things had worked with Booth, and sheâd been fine. I said I wasnât Booth, so I didnât give a damn what she did or didnât do when she was with him. I ran the show now.
She didnât take that well, but I didnât give a shit. I wasnât here to win Mr. Congeniality. I was here to keep her alive.
Tonight, âhereâ meant the most crowded bar in Hazelburg. Half of Thayer had turned out for The Cryptâs Friday night half-off specials, and I was sure the bar was over max capacity.
Loud music, loud people. My least favorite kind of place and, apparently, Bridgetâs favorite, considering how vehement sheâd been about coming here.
âSo.â Her redheaded friend Jules eyed me over the rim of her glass. âYou were a Navy SEAL, huh?â
âYes.â I wasnât fooled by her flirty tone or party girl demeanor. Iâd run in-depth background checks on all of Bridgetâs friends the moment I took the job, and I knew for a fact Jules Ambrose was more dangerous than she appeared. But she didnât pose a threat to Bridget, so I didnât mention what she did in Ohio. It wasnât my story to tell.
âI love military men,â she purred.
âEx-military, J.â Bridget didnât look at me as she finished her drink. âBesides, heâs too old for you.â
That was one of the few things I agreed with her on. I was only thirty-one, so I wasnât ancient by any means, but Iâd done and witnessed enough shit in my life to ancient, especially compared to fresh-faced college students who hadnât even had their first real job yet.
Iâd never been fresh-faced, not even when I was a kid. I grew up in dirt and grit.
Meanwhile, Bridget sat across from me, looking like the fairytale princess she was. Big blue eyes and lush pink lips set in a heart-shaped face, perfect alabaster skin, golden hair falling in loose waves down her back. Her black top bared her smooth shoulders, and tiny diamonds glittered on her ears.
Young, rich, and regal. The opposite of me in every way.
âNegative. I love older men.â Jules upped the wattage of her smile as she gave me another once-over. âAnd youâre hot.â
I didnât smile back. I wasnât dumb enough to get involved with a clientâs friend. I already had my hands full with Bridget.
Figuratively speaking.
âLeave the man alone.â Stella laughed.
My brain ticked off all the things I knew about her as she snapped a photo of her cocktail before taking a sip. âFind someone your own age.â
âGuys my age are boring. Iâd know. I dated a bunch of them.â Jules nudged Ava, the last member of Bridgetâs close friend group. Aside from Julesâs inappropriate come-ons, they were a decent bunch. Certainly better than the friends of the Hollywood starlet Iâd guarded for three excruciating months, during which I saw more âaccidentalâ genital flashings than Iâd thought I would ever see in my life. âSpeaking of older men, whereâs your boo?â
Ava blushed. âHe canât make it. He has a conference call with some business partners in Japan.â
âOh, heâll make it,â Jules drawled. âYou in a bar, surrounded by drunken, horny college guys? Iâm surprised he hasnâtâah. Speak of the devil. There he is.â
I followed her gaze to where a tall, dark-haired man cut a path through the crowd of said drunken, horny college guys.
Green eyes, tailored designer clothing, and an icy expression that made the frozen tundra of Greenland look like tropical islands.
I knew the name and reputation, even if I didnât know him personally. He was a legend in certain circles.
The de facto CEO of the countryâs largest real estate development company, Alex had enough connections and blackmail material to bring down half of Congress and the Fortune 500.
I didnât trust him, but he was dating one of Bridgetâs best friends, which meant his presence was unavoidable.
Avaâs face lit up when she saw him. âAlex! I thought you had a business call.â
âThe call wrapped up early, so I thought Iâd swing by.â He brushed his lips over hers.
âI love when Iâm right, which is almost always.â Jules shot Alex a sly glance. âAlex Volkov in a college bar? Never thought Iâd see the day.â
He ignored her.
The music changed from low-key R&B to a remix of the latest radio hit, and the bar went wild. Jules and Stella scrambled out of their seats to hit the dance floor, followed by Bridget, but Ava stayed put.
âYou guys go. Iâll stay here.â She yawned. âIâm kinda tired.â
Jules looked horrified. âItâs only eleven!â She turned to me. âRhys, dance with us. You have to make up for thisâ¦blasphemy.â She gestured at where Ava was curled into Alexâs side while he wrapped a protective arm around her shoulders. Ava made a face; Alexâs expression didnât so much as budge. Iâd seen blocks of ice show more emotion than him.
I remained seated. âI donât dance.â
âYou donât dance. Alex doesnât sing. Arenât you two a bundle of joy,â Jules grumbled. âBridge, do something.â
Bridget glanced at me before looking away. âHeâs working. Come on,â she teased. âArenât Stella and I enough?â
Jules let out an aggrieved sigh. âI suppose. Way to guilt-trip me.â
âI learned the subtle art of guilt-tripping in princess school.â Bridget pulled her friends onto the dance floor. âLetâs go.â
To no oneâs surprise, Ava and Alex called it a night soon after, and I sat at the table by myself, keeping half an eye on the girls and the other half on the rest of the bar. At least, I tried. My gaze strayed back to Bridget and Bridget alone more often than Iâd like, and not just because she was my client.
Iâd known she would be trouble the minute Christian told me about my new assignment. Told, not asked, because Christian Harper dealt in orders, not requests. But we had enough of a history I couldâve turned down the assignment had I wanted toâand Iâd really fucking wanted to. Me guarding the Princess of Eldorra when I wanted nothing to do with Eldorra? Worst idea in the history of bad ideas.
Then Iâd looked at the picture of Bridget and saw something in her eyes that tugged at me. Maybe it was the hint of loneliness or the vulnerability she tried to hide. Whatever it was, it was enough for me to say yes, albeit reluctantly.
Now here I was, stuck with a charge who barely tolerated me, and vice versa.
But as infuriating as I found Bridget, I had to admit, I liked seeing her the way she was tonight. Big smile, glowing face, eyes sparkling with laughter and mischief. None of the loneliness Iâd spotted in the headshot Christian gave me.
She threw her hands in the air and swayed her hips to the music, and my gaze lingered on the bare expanse of her long, smooth legs before I tore it away, my jaw tightening.
Iâd guarded plenty of beautiful women before, but when I saw Bridget in person for the first time, Iâd reacted in a way I never had for my previous clients. Blood heating, cock hardening, hands itching to find out how her golden hair would feel wrapped around my fist. Itâd been visceral, unexpected, and almost enough to make me walk away from the job before I started, because lusting after a client could only end in disaster.
But my pride won out, and I stayed. I just hoped I wouldnât regret it.
Jules and Stella said something to Bridget, who nodded before they left for what I presumed was the bathroom. Theyâd been gone for only two minutes when a frat boy-looking type in a pink polo shirt beelined toward Bridget with a determined expression.
My shoulders tensed.
I rose from my seat right as Frat Boy reached Bridget and whispered something in her ear. She shook her head, but he didnât leave.
Something dark unfurled in my stomach. If there was one thing I hated, it was men who couldnât take a fucking hint.
Frat Boy reached for Bridget. She pulled her arm away before he could make contact and said something else, her expression sharper this time. His face twisted into an ugly scowl. He reached for her again, but before he could touch her, I stepped in between them, cutting him off.
âIs there a problem?â I stared down at him.
Frat Boy oozed the entitlement of someone who wasnât used to hearing no thanks to Daddyâs money, and he was either too stupid or too arrogant to realize I was two seconds away from rearranging his face so thoroughly a plastic surgeon wouldnât be able to fix it.
âNo problem. I was just asking her to dance.â Frat Boy eyed me like he was thinking of taking me on.
âI donât want to dance.â Bridget stepped around me and stared Frat Boy down herself. âI already told you twice. Donât make me tell you a third time. You wonât like whatâll happen.â
There were times when I could forget Bridget was a princess, like when she was singing off-key in the showerâshe thought I couldnât hear her, but I couldâor pulling an all-night study session at the kitchen table.
Now was not one of those times. Regal iciness radiated from her every pore, and a small, impressed smirk touched my mouth before I squashed it.
Frat Boyâs ugly scowl remained, but he was outnumbered, and he knew it. He shuffled off, muttering â
under his breath as he did so.
Judging by the way Bridgetâs cheeks pinkened, she heard him. Unfortunately for him, so did I.
He didnât make it two feet before I grabbed him hard enough he yelped. One strategic twist of my wrist and I could break his arm, but I didnât want to cause a scene, so he was lucky.
For now.
âWhat did you say?â A dangerous edge bled into my voice.
Bridget and I werenât each otherâs favorite people, but that didnât make it okay for anyone to call her names. Not under my watch.
It was a matter of principle and basic fucking decency.
âN-nothing.â Frat Boyâs puny brain had finally caught up with the situation, and his face reddened with panic.
âI donât think it was nothing.â I tightened my hold, and he whimpered in pain. âI think you used a very bad word to insult the lady here.â Another tightening, another whimper. âAnd I think you better apologize before the situation escalates. Donât you?â
I didnât need to spell out what meant.
âIâm sorry,â Frat Boy mumbled to Bridget, who blinked back at him with an icy expression. She didnât respond.
âI didnât hear you,â I said.
Frat Boyâs eyes flashed with hate, but he wasnât stupid enough to argue. âIâm sorry,â he said louder.
âFor what?â
âFor calling you aâ¦â He shot a fearful look in my direction. âFor calling you a bad name.â
âAnd?â I prompted.
His brow creased in confusion.
My smile contained more threat than humor. âSay, âIâm sorry for being a limp-dicked idiot who doesnât know how to respect women.ââ
I thought I heard Bridget choke back a small laugh, but I was focused on Frat Boyâs reaction. He looked like he wanted to punch me with his free hand, and I almost wished he would. It would be amusing to see him try to reach my face. I towered over him by a good eight inches, and he had shrimp arms.
âIâm sorry for being a limp-dicked idiot who doesnât know how to respect women.â Resentment poured off him in waves.
âDo you accept his apology?â I asked Bridget. âIf you donât, I can take this outside.â
Frat Boy paled.
Bridget tilted her head, her face pensive, and another shadow of a smile ghosted my mouth.
âI suppose,â she finally said in the tone of someone who was doing someone else a huge favor. âThereâs no use wasting more of our time on someone insignificant.â
My amusement tempered some of the anger running hot in my veins at Frat Boyâs earlier comment. âYou got lucky.â I released him. âIf I ever see you bothering her or another woman againâ¦â I lowered my voice. âYou might as well learn how to do everything left-handed because your right one will be out of commission. Permanently. Now leave.â
I didnât have to tell him twice. Frat Boy fled, his pink shirt bobbing in the crowd until he disappeared out the exit.
âThank you,â Bridget said. âI appreciate you dealing with him, even though itâs frustrating it took someone else to intervene before he got the hint. Isnât me saying no enough?â Her brow puckered with annoyance.
âSome people are idiots, and some people are assholes.â I stepped aside to allow a group of giggling partygoers past. âJust so happened you ran into one who was both.â
That earned me a small smile. âMr. Larsen, I do believe weâre having a civil conversation.â
âAre we? Someone check the weather in hell,â I deadpanned.
Bridgetâs smile widened, and Iâd be damned if I didnât feel a small kick in my gut at the sight.
âHow about a drink?â She tilted her head toward the bar. âOn me.â
I shook my head. âIâm on the clock, and I donât drink alcohol.â
Surprise flashed across her face. âEver?â
âEver.â No drugs, no alcohol, no smoking. Iâd seen the havoc they wreaked, and I had no interest in becoming another statistic. âNot my thing.â
Bridgetâs expression told me she suspected there was more to the story than I was letting on, but she didnât press the issue, which I appreciated. Some people were too damn nosy.
âSorry that took so long!â Jules returned with Stella in tow. âThe line at the bathroom was insane.
Her eyes roved between me and Bridget. âEverything okay?â
âYes. Mr. Larsen was keeping me company while you guys were gone,â Bridget said without missing a beat.
âReally?â Jules arched an eyebrow. âHow nice of him.â
Neither Bridget nor I took the bait.
âCalm down, J,â I heard Stella say as I returned to the table now that Iâd handled the situation with Frat Boy and her friends were back. âItâs his job to look after her.â
It was my job, and Bridget was my client. Nothing more, nothing less.
Bridget glanced at me, and our eyes locked for a split second before she looked away.
My hand flexed on my thigh.
Sure, I was attracted to her. She was beautiful, smart, and had a spine of steel. Of I was attracted to her. That didnât mean I should or would act on it.
In my five years as a bodyguard, Iâd never once crossed my professional boundaries.
And I wasnât about to start now.