âSpank me! Master, spank me!â
I stifled a laugh at my bodyguard Boothâs face as Leather the parrot squawked in his cage. The parrotâs name said all you needed to know about its previous ownerâs sex life, and while some found him amusing, Booth did not. He hated birds. He said they reminded him of giant flying rats.
âOne day, he and Leather are going to get into it.â Emma, the director of Wags & Whiskers, clucked her tongue. âPoor Booth.â
I held back another laugh even as I felt a small pang in my heart. âProbably not. Boothâs leaving soon.â
I tried not to think about it. Booth had been with me for four years, but he was leaving for paternity leave next week and staying in Eldorra after to be closer to his wife and newborn. I was happy for him, but I would miss him. He was not only my bodyguard but a friend, and I could only hope his replacement and I had the same rapport.
âAh, yes, I forgot.â Emmaâs face softened. She was in her early sixties, with short, gray-streaked hair and warm brown eyes. âLots of changes for you in a short time, my dear.â
She knew how much I hated goodbyes.
Iâd been volunteering at Wags & Whiskers, a local pet rescue shelter, since my sophomore year of college, and Emma had become a close friend and mentor. Unfortunately, she, too, was leaving. Sheâd still be in Hazelburg, but she was retiring as the shelter director, which meant I would no longer see her every week.
âOne of them doesnât to happen,â I said, only half-joking. âYou could stay.â
She shook her head. âIâve run the shelter for almost a decade, and itâs time for new blood. Someone who can clean the cages her back and hips acting up.â
âThatâs what volunteers are for.â I gestured toward myself. I was belaboring the point, but I couldnât help it. Between Emma, Booth, and my impending graduation from Thayer University, where I was majoring in international relationsâas expected of a princessâI had enough goodbyes to last me for the next five years.
âYou are a sweetheart. Donât tell the others, butâ¦â She lowered her voice to a conspiratorial whisper. âYouâre my favorite volunteer. Itâs rare to find someone of your stature who does charity because she wants to, not because sheâs putting on a show for the cameras.â
My cheeks tinted pink at the compliment. âItâs my pleasure. I adore animals.â I took after my mother in that regard. It was one of the few pieces of her I had left.
In another life, I wouldâve been a veterinarian, but in this life? My path had been laid out for me since before I was born.
âYou would make a great queen.â Emma stepped aside to allow a staff member with a wriggling puppy in his arms to pass. âTruly.â
I laughed at the thought. âThank you, but I have no interest in being queen. Even if I did, the chances of me wearing the crown are slim.â
As the princess of Eldorra, a small European kingdom, I came closer to ruling than most people. My parents died when I was a kidâmy mother at childbirth, my father in a car accident a few years laterâso I was second in line to the throne. My brother Nikolai, who was four years my senior, had been training to take over for our grandfather King Edvard since he was old enough to walk. Once Nikolai had children, I would be bumped further down the line of succession, something I had zero complaints about. I wanted to be queen as much as I wanted to bathe in a vat of acid.
Emma frowned in disappointment. âAh, well, the sentiment is the same.â
âEmma!â one of the other staff members called out. âWeâve got a situation with the cats.â
She sighed. âItâs always the cats,â she muttered. âAnyway, I wanted to tell you about my retirement before you heard it from anyone else. Iâll still be here until the end of next week, so Iâll see you on Tuesday.â
âSounds good.â I hugged her goodbye and watched her rush off to deal with a literal catfight, the pang in my chest growing.
I was glad Emma hadnât told me about her retirement until the end of my shift, or it wouldâve been in my head the whole time.
âAre you ready, Your Highness?â Booth asked, clearly eager to get away from Leather.
âYes. Letâs go.â
âYes, letâs go!â Leather squawked as we exited. âSpank me!â
My laugh finally broke free at Boothâs grimace. âIâll miss you, and so will Leather.â I stuffed my hands in my coat pockets to protect them against the sharp autumn chill. âTell me about the new bodyguard. Whatâs he like?â
The leaves crunched beneath my boots as we walked toward my off-campus house, which was only fifteen minutes away. I adored fall and everything that came with itâthe cozy clothes, the riot of earthy colors on the trees, the hint of cinnamon and smoke in the air.
In Athenberg, I wouldnât be able to walk down the street without getting mobbed, but that was the great thing about Thayer. Its student population boasted so many royals and celebrity offspring, a princess was no big deal. I could live my life like a relatively normal college girl.
âI donât know much about the new guard,â Booth admitted. âHeâs a contractor.â
My eyebrows shot up. âReally?â
The Crown sometimes hired private security contractors to serve alongside the Royal Guard, but it was rare. In my twenty-one years, Iâd never had a bodyguard who was a contractor.
âHeâs supposed to be the best,â Booth said, mistaking my surprise for wariness. âEx-Navy SEAL, top-notch recommendations, experience guarding high-profile personalities. Heâs his companyâs most sought-after professional.â
âHmm.â
âI do hope we get along.â
When two people were around each other twenty-four-seven, compatibility mattered. A lot. I knew people who hadnât meshed with their security details, and those arrangements never lasted long.
âIâm sure you will. Youâre easy to get along with, Your Highness.â
âYouâre only saying that because Iâm your boss.â
Booth grinned. âTechnically, the Director of the Royal Guard is my boss.â
I wagged a playful finger at him. âBacktalking already? Iâm disappointed.â
He laughed. Despite his insistence on calling me weâd settled into a casual camaraderie over the years that I appreciated. Excessive formality exhausted me.
We chatted about Boothâs impending fatherhood and move back to Eldorra for the rest of our walk. He was near bursting with pride over his unborn child, and I couldnât help a small stab of envy. I was nowhere near ready for marriage and kids, but I wanted what Booth and his wife had.
Love. Passion.
Things no amount of money could buy.
A sardonic smile touched my lips. No doubt Iâd sound like an ungrateful brat to anyone who could hear my thoughts. I could get any material thing I desired with a snap of my fingers, and I was whining about love.
But people were people, no matter their title, and some desires were universal. Unfortunately, the ability to fulfill them was not.
Maybe I would fall in love with a prince whoâd sweep me off my feet, but I doubted it. Most likely, Iâd end up in a boring, socially acceptable marriage with a boring, socially acceptable man who only had sex missionary style and vacationed in the same two places every year.
I pushed the depressing thought aside. I had a long way to go before I even about marriage, and Iâd cross that bridge when I got there.
My house came into sight, and my eyes latched onto the unfamiliar black BMW idling in the driveway. I assumed it belonged to my new bodyguard.
âHeâs early.â Booth raised a surprised brow. âHeâs not supposed to arrive until five.â
âPunctuality is a good sign, I suppose.â Though half an hour early be overkill.
The car door opened, and a large black boot planted itself on the driveway. A second later, the biggest man Iâd ever seen in real life unfolded himself from the front seat, and my mouth turned bone dry.
My new bodyguard had to be at least six foot four, maybe even six-five, with solid, sculpted muscle packed onto every inch of his powerful frame. Longish black hair grazed his collar and fell over one gunmetal-gray eye, and his legs were so long he ate up the distance between us in three strides.
For someone so large, he moved with surprising stealth. If I hadnât been looking at him, I wouldnât have noticed him approach at all.
He stopped in front of me, and I swore my body tilted forward a centimeter, unable to resist his gravitational pull. I was also strangely tempted to run my hand through his thick dark locks. Most veterans kept their hair military-style short even after leaving the service, but clearly, he wasnât one of them.
âRhys Larsen.â His deep, gravelly voice rolled over me like a velvety caress. Now that he was closer, I spotted a thin scar slashing through his left eyebrow, adding a hint of menace to his dark good looks. Stubble darkened his jaw, and a hint of a tattoo peeked out from both sleeves of his shirt.
He was the opposite of the preppy, clean-shaven types I usually went for, but that didnât stop a swarm of butterflies from taking flight in my stomach.
I was so flustered by their appearance I forgot to respond until Booth let out a small cough.
âIâm Bridget. Itâs nice to meet you.â I hoped neither man noticed the flush creeping over my cheeks.
I omitted the title on purpose. It seemed too pretentious for casual, one-on-one settings.
I did, however, notice Rhys didnât address me as the way Booth did. I didnât mindâIâd been trying to get Booth to call me by my first name for yearsâbut it was another sign my new guard would be nothing like my old one.
âYou have to move.â
I blinked. âI beg your pardon?â
âYour house.â Rhys tilted his head toward my spacious but cozy two-bedroom abode. âItâs a security nightmare. I donât know who signed off on the location, but you have to move.â
The butterflies screeched to a halt.
Weâd met less than two minutes ago, and he was already ordering me around like was the boss.
âIâve lived here for two years. Iâve never had an issue.â
âIt only takes one time.â
âIâm not moving.â I punctuated my words with a sharpness I rarely used, but Rhysâs condescending tone grated on my nerves.
Any attraction Iâd felt toward him crumbled into ash, dying the quickest death in my history with the opposite sex.
Not that it wouldâve gone anywhere. He was, after all, my bodyguard, but it wouldâve been nice to have eye candy wanting to drop-kick him into the next century.
They always ruined it by opening their mouths.
âYouâre the security expert,â I added coolly. âFigure it out.â
Rhys glowered at me beneath thick, dark brows. I couldnât remember the last time anyone had glowered at me.
âYes, .â His inflection on the last two words made a mockery of the title, and the embers of indignation in my stomach stoked brighter.
I opened my mouth to respondâwith what, I wasnât sure, because he hadnât been outright hostileâbut Booth cut in before I said something I would regret.
âWhy donât we go inside? It looks like itâs about to rain,â he said quickly.
Rhys and I looked up. The clear blue sky winked back at us.
Booth cleared his throat. âYou never know. Rain showers come out of nowhere,â he muttered. âAfter you, Your Highness.â
We entered the house in silence.
I shrugged off my coat and hung it on the brass tree by the door before making another stab at civility. âWould you like something to drink?â
Irritation still stabbed at me, but I hated confrontation, and I didnât want my relationship with my new bodyguard to start on such a sour note.
âNo.â Rhys scanned the living room, which Iâd decorated in shades of jade green and cream. A housekeeper came by twice a month to deep clean, but I kept the place tidy myself for the most part.
âWhy donât we get to know each other?â Booth said in a jovial, too-loud voice. âEr, I mean you and Rhys, Your Highness. We can talk needs, expectations, schedulesâ¦â
âExcellent idea.â I mustered a strained smile and gestured Rhys toward the couch. âPlease. Sit.â
For the next forty-five minutes, we ran through logistics for the transition. Booth would remain my bodyguard until Monday, but Rhys would shadow him until then so he could get a feel for how things worked.
âThis is all fine.â Rhys closed the file containing a detailed breakdown of my class and weekly schedules, upcoming public events, and expected travel. âLet me be frank, Princess Bridget. You are not my first, nor will you be the last, royal Iâve guarded. Iâve worked with Harper Security for five years, and Iâve never had a client harmed while under my protection. Do you want to know why?â
âLet me guess. Your dazzling charm stunned the would-be attackers into complacency,â I said.
Booth choked out a laugh, which he quickly turned into a cough.
Rhysâs mouth didnât so much as twitch.
My joke wasnât Comedy Central worthy, but I imagined finding a waterfall in the Sahara would be easier than finding a drop of humor in that big, infuriatingly sculpted body.
âThe reason is twofold,â Rhys said calmly, as if I hadnât spoken at all. âOne, I do not become involved in my clientsâ personal lives. I am here to safeguard you from physical harm. That is all. I am not here to be your friend, confidant, or anything else. This ensures my judgment remains uncompromised. Two, my clients understand the way things must work if they are to remain safe.â
âAnd how is that?â My polite smile carried a warning he either didnât notice or ignored.
âThey do what I say, when I say it for anything security-related.â Rhysâs gray eyes locked onto mine. It was like staring at an unyielding steel wall. âUnderstand, Your Highness?â
Forget love and passion. What I wanted most was to slap the arrogant expression off his face and knee him in the family jewels while I was at it.
I pressed the pads of my fingers into my thighs and forced myself to count to three before I responded.
When I spoke again, my voice was frigid enough to make Antarctica look like a beach paradise. âYes.â My smile sharpened. âLuckily for us both, Mr. Larsen, I have no interest in being your friend, confidant, or âanything else.ââ
I didnât bother dignifying the second part of his statementâthe one about me doing what he said, when he said itâwith a response. I wasnât an idiot. Iâd always heeded Boothâs security advice, but Iâd be damned if I fed into Rhysâs inflated sense of self.
âGood.â Rhys stood. I hated how tall he was. His presence obliterated everything else in the vicinity until he was the only thing I could focus on. âIâll assess the house before we discuss next steps, including upgrading your security system. Right now, any teenager with access to YouTube tutorials can bypass the alarm.â He shot me a disapproving glare before he disappeared into the kitchen.
My jaw dropped. âHeâyouâ¦â I sputtered, uncharacteristically speechless. âWhy, I never!â I turned to Booth, who was trying to melt into the giant potted plant by the front door. âYouâre not leaving. I forbid it.â
Rhys be my bodyguard. I would murder him, and my housekeeper would murder for staining the carpet with blood.
âHe probably has first-day jitters.â Booth looked as uncertain as he sounded. âYouâll get along just fine after the, ah, transition period, Your Highness.â
Perhapsâ¦
we made it out of the transition period alive.
âYouâre right.â I pressed my fingers to my temple and took a deep breath.
Iâd dealt with difficult people before. My cousin Andreas was the spawn of Satan, and a British lord once tried to grope me under the table at Monacoâs Rose Ball. He only stopped after I âaccidentallyâ stabbed his hand with a fork.
What was one surly bodyguard compared to entitled aristocrats, nosy reporters, and evil family members?
Rhys returned. Surprise, surprise, his glower hadnât melted.
âIâve detected six security vulnerabilities we need to address ASAP,â he said. âLetâs start with number one: the windows.â
âWhich ones?â
âAll of them.â
Booth covered his face with his hands while I contemplated turning my hairpin into a murder weapon.
Rhys and I werenât making it out of the transition alive.