For the second time this semester, Lee, Harley, and Vell stood around waiting for someoneâs parent to arrive.
âI much preferred this when it was your mother we were waiting on,â Lee mumbled.
âYeah well, for all I know she might decide to show up too,â Vell said. âSheâs been asking about you a lot, you know. You should call her, or something.â
Vell had been the unwilling recipient of every question his mother had about Leeâs new life circumstances and general wellbeing. It had been heartwarming the first few times and annoying the next few dozen times.
âI keep meaning to,â Lee said.
âMaybe stop talking to Joan for five minutes,â Harley suggested. Lee did not dignify that with a response. Harley was just about to call out the obvious deflection when Shareef came sprinting around the corner.
âWhy were we the ones waiting on him and not you?â
âI have a lot of stuff to do to prepare,â Shareef said. Heâd put on a suit and everything. âAnd I just got a text from his secretary, my dadâs going to be here in like a minute.â
âYou get that update from his secretary?â
âYeah, my dadâs a busy guy, Aziz handles all the basic communication stuff,â Shareef said. âThatâs what secretaries are for.â
Lee rolled her eyes, and only rolled them harder as Shareef started to hand out three hand-made notecards filled to the brim with general etiquette notes and reference materials.
âOkay, these are all the things you need to know about the company, just throw in a handful of references to make it seem like weâve really been collaborating for a while,â Shareef said. âThe back side is all stuff about what my dad likes and dislikes, look it over when you get the chance. If you really need an anecdote, just talk about fishing, he loves fishing.â
Vell started to read his notecard while Harley gave it a quick skim and Lee tucked hers into her purse without reading a word.
âOkay, cool, yeah,â Shareef said, trying to choke down his rising panic. âHe should be here any second, just keep reading, and let meâ¦â
Shareef took a deep breath and held it as the portal flared to life. He was still holding it as the flaring stopped, and a mismatched duo walked through. A wiry young man holding a briefcase and a tablet led the way, while a man who could only be Shareefâs father trailed behind. He looked much like Shareef, but larger in every way; taller, broader, wearing an even fancier suit and with a slicker, more perfectly groomed haircut and beard. He made his approach without so much as a smile or a wave in his sonâs direction, and as he did so, Shareef let out the breath heâd been holding and stood upright, squaring his shoulders to match his fatherâs poised posture. Leeâs eye twitched.
âHello, Shareef,â his father said flatly.
âHello, Father,â Shareef said. His tone and voice had completely switched, and even his accent was less pronounced. For only a moment, Lee stared at him with absolute horror, her mouth agape like sheâd just been stabbed in the gut. Then, just like Shareef, her posture shifted in an instant.
âAnd you must be the owners of Harlan Industries,â Shareefâs father said. Only once he turned away from his son did a smile appear on his face. âIâm Ashraf Najafi. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.â
âPleased to meet you as well, Mr. Najafi,â Lee said, with a perfectly polite bow. Harley and Vell were shocked that she was not only taking the lead, but doing so with complete commitment to the bit. She had even let some of her old faux-British accent slip back into her voice. Shareef was equally surprised by the sudden shift, though obviously he was more excited than curious.
âNow, before we begin, miss, I assume you donât go by Ms. Burrows anymore,â Ashraf said. âHave you taken a new last name, or is Lee alright?â
âLee is just fine, Mr. Najafi, weâre all friends here,â Lee said. âOr it certainly feels like it, after all the stories of your fishing trips Shareef has regaled us with.â
âOh, donât you believe a word he says,â Ashraf said with a chuckle. âHe loves to tell people all about how I caught a fifteen-foot Great White off the coast of Guinea, but really...it was fifteen feet and one inches!â
Ashraf laughed riotously at his own anecdote, and Lee joined him. Everyone else politely chuckled along and wondered what the hell was happening.
âNow, as I much as I would love to hear more, I know youâre a busy man, so Iâll try to resist temptation and stick to a schedule,â Lee said. âWould you like to see the mana harvester?â
âI do love a good live demo,â Ashraf said. âAziz!â
The briefcase-bearing young assistant snapped to attention.
âBe ready to take product notes,â Ashraf commanded. âAnd see how clear my schedule is. Iâd like to set aside some time to talk shopâand my recent trawl of Australiaâs coastlineâwith Lee.â
Lee led the way, and Ashraf followed, trailing cologne and âwittyâ fishing quips as he went. Aziz headed out in his footsteps.
âGood to see you again,â Aziz mumbled, as he passed by Shareef. Only when the assistant was out of earshot did Shareef feel safe enough to lean over to Vell.
âI didnât realize Lee was such a good actor,â he said.
âI donât think sheâs acting,â Vell mumbled. âAt least not entirely. I think...she actually wants to help you.â
âOh. Well, good,â Shareef said. âIâll have to ask her why she changed her mind.â
Vell and Harley shared a long, knowing look. Now that the initial shock had worn off, they were starting to piece things together. The minute Shareef had seen his father, his voice and demeanor had entirely changed in a way that was tragically familiar -but he didnât seem to be aware of the changes the way Lee had consciously changed her behavior around her dad. The two of them opted not to say anything for now, and followed in Leeâs footsteps towards the product demo.
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âOh, fantastic performance,â Ashraf said. He looked over the data readout yet again. âTruly one of the most well-optimized machines Iâve ever seen.â
âIâm glad you think so,â Lee said, with a smile that was only half fake. She loved to watch pretentious rich bastards talk out their ass. The âdata readoutâ he was watching so intently was nothing more than a prerecorded video of numbers going up, attached to a mana harvester they hadnât finished assembling yet. Lee had taken the liberty of setting up a dummy, to avoid any corporate espionage, and knowing people like Ashraf were almost always too dumb to notice the difference.
âNow, a good product is one thing, good marketing is another,â Ashraf said. He snapped his fingers loudly. âAziz! Notes!â
Aziz stepped up, put his briefcase down, and readied the tablet as Ashraf stepped up and bent down to look at the dummy harvester. He stared and got closer until his nose was practically pressing against the metal shell.
âIs this safe to touch? I do like to get hands on with my materials.â
âPerfectly safe,â Harley said. âYou could kiss that thing.â
âHa! That, unfortunately, is a privilege I reserve for my lucky wife.â
Aziz looked up from his tablet and shot a raised eyebrow at Harley that very clearly communicated that Ashraf did not reserve any privileges, nor was his wife that lucky. Harley stifled a giggle, and Aziz went back to his tablet. Ashraf ran a finger along the curved surface of the harvester and seemed to contemplate the texture.
âSmooth, sleek...no, this is an aquatic product,â Ashraf said. âWe want to talk about power, stability, a machine that can tame the raging tide and turn it into power. Aziz, write this down: Power. Stability. Control.â
Aziz dutifully jotted down the notes. Vell sat in a corner and tried not to think too hard about the fact Ashraf was probably making four figures an hour to say adjectives out loud. Ashraf said a few more adjectives, then stepped back and circled around the harvester.
âThe steel gray color works, but have we thought about red?â
âWell, at optimal operating depth, red light doesnât really penetrate,â Vell said. Lee glared at him. âBut, uh, itâd look great on the showroom floor, youâre right.â
Lee nodded approvingly as Ashraf pumped his fist.
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âAziz, âRedâ, write that down,â he said. âNow, to consider the audience. Youâll want to market to tech-savvy, environmentally friendly coastal residents, I imagine.â
âOf course,â Lee lied. So far the tech was simply not economical to produce for a consumer market, and they could only sell to governments or large corporations. Ashraf didnât need to know that, though. This was still a very temporary arrangement.
âPerfect, weâll incorporate ocean iconography,â Ashraf said. âMaybe a fishing boat. Aziz, write down âfishing boatâ.â
Aziz continued to tap away without a word.
âYou know, Mr. Najafi, with all this brilliance flowing so freely, Iâm beginning to think Iâm taking advantage of you,â Lee said. âIâd hate to go any further without a contract of some kind in place.â
âThe real brilliance hasnât even begun,â Ashraf said. âBut I suppose a break might be in order.â
He snapped his fingers, twice this time.
âAziz! Shareef! Find a suitable place for us to have lunch,â Ashraf ordered. âIâm feeling Parisian.â
âWe donât actually have a lot of fine dining options here,â Harley said. âWe cap out around Olive Garden-level.â
âHowever, I have been taking cooking lessons from a renowned Parisian chef,â Lee said. It was even technically true. Renard was a famous chef. âIâd be more than happy to accompany them on a trip for ingredients and whip up something suitable for a refined palate.â
âOh, you neednât go to all the trouble.â
âI insist,â Lee said. âConsider it an early payment for all the help youâve given.â
After he briefly considered having to eat anything even vaguely Olive Garden-adjacent, Ashraf graciously accepted the offer of a meal. Lee let Harley and Vell take over the technical talkâand having to put up with Ashrafâand headed out with Shareef and Aziz. Theyâd only made it a few steps out of the lab when Shareef leaned over to whisper in Leeâs ear.
âLee, not that I donât appreciate the help, but whatâs up? I thought you were just going to shake some hands and move on.â
âIâll admit that was the plan,â Lee said. âBut I realized- excuse me, I should apologize for being so rude to you earlier. I of all people should know how hard it is to keep up appearances for an abusive parent.â
Shareef had seemed confused earlier, and now shifted into outright shock, and he actively scoffed at the idea.
âAbu- no no no,â Shareef said. âLook, no, my dadâs high maintenance, but heâs not out here beating me or psychologically tormenting me or whatever your dad was doing to you.â
âThen why did you change everything about your posture and the way you talked when your dad showed up?â
âEverybody gets a little tense around their parents!â
âNow, see, I also believed that for a while, but actually: no,â Lee said. âWe should not have to be afraid of our parents, Shareef. That is not a healthy relationship.â
âIâm not afraid of him, I just want to keep him happy, make him proud of me, you know?â
âThen why were you saying your dad would kick you out or disown you if you didnât impress him?â
For a moment, Shareefâs eyes were looking a thousand miles past Lee, and then they snapped back to her just as fast.
âThat was hyperbole,â Shareef said. âEveryone does it when theyâre desperate!â
âPardon me for interrupting,â Aziz said, as he stepped up to the whispering duo. âShareef, Iâve finished your portion of the grocery list.â
âOh, uh, excellent, Iâll get started right away,â Shareef said, happy for a quick exit from the conversation. He nabbed the note Aziz handed to him and sped off towards the commissary.
âThat wonât be necessary, Aziz, I already have all the ingredients in mind,â Lee said.
âI know, those were the ingredients for his favorite food,â Aziz said. âYouâre going to buy frozen chicken and a premade salad kit and pass it off as fine dining.â
Lee stared at Aziz for a while. He didnât blink.
âFrozen salmon, but yes,â Lee mumbled. âSo, I assume you overheard our entire conversation?â
âThe Najafiâs have a habit of underestimating my hearing,â Aziz said. âDonât push Shareef. Heâs not there yet.â
âSo you agree with me?â
âMostly. Ashraf isnât anywhere near as bad as I assume your father was,â Aziz said. âIâve worked with the Najafiâs for a long time. I know them. Shareef will put the pieces together in his own time.â
âHe shouldnât need to take his time,â Lee said. âHe could be-â
âLike you? Not exactly,â Aziz said. âShareef doesnât have supergenius friends or a billion-dollar business idea waiting to bail him out if he defies his father.â
Lee bit her tongue. From what she had learned in just the past day or so, Shareef had few academic prospects and no friends on campus. If he tried to make the leap of faith to freedom, there would be nothing and no one there to catch him. Not the way there had been for Lee.
âBut there could be,â Lee said. Aziz crossed his arms.
âReally?â
âWe do need a marketing department,â Lee said.
âHmm. Maybe,â Aziz said. âBut like I said: donât push him. Itâll be better if he realizes whatâs wrong on his own.â
âPerhaps,â Lee said.
âBut in the meantime...I need to at least let him know he has a friend.â
âFeel free,â Aziz said. âNow, there is one more thing I need you to do.â
âWhatâs that?â
âSkip the salmon and stick to chicken,â Aziz said. âI have to eat this dinner too, you know.â
âReasonable,â Lee said. âYouâre working for the wrong man if you dislike fish, though.â
âItâs not Ashraf Iâm there for,â Aziz said. âBut yeah. Itâs terrible. I have to eat so much god damn fish.â
Lee gave him a pat on the shoulder, and led him towards the chicken.
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After a quick cooking time, Lee had prepared a meal of Fine Corsican Game-hen (frozen chicken) with herbs de provence (parsley and black pepper) and Laitue de Renard (prepackaged salad with store-brand dressing transferred to a glass bottle). Ashraf greedily devoured the entire meal unaware of its actual quality, and, just as Lee had hoped, the meal kept conversation to a minimum. Over years spent with her parents, sheâd developed the odd but useful skill of making sure her mouth was always full whenever someone tried to speak to her. It stymied all conversation and minimized the amount of stupidity Ashraf could unleash on his captive audience.
However, even without anyone willing to participate in conversation with him Ashraf was still capable of long-winded monologues about fishing trips.
âAll in all I wouldnât say the Amazon River Dolphin was worth all the trouble,â Ashraf said. âVery rubbery texture.â
âI wouldnât say the taste of the meal is the operative problem, Ashraf,â Harley said.
âOh Iâm sure a competent chef couldâve done the meal better, but it wouldnât really be worth the effort,â Ashraf said.
The conservationist in Harley wanted to scream at him for eating an endangered animal, but she knew from experience that people like Ashraf didnât care. She settled for silently clenching her fists beneath the table as Ashraf finished his anecdote and his meal.
âAh, lovely to the last bite,â Ashraf said. âThis friend of yours who owns a restaurant could hire you as a chef, Lee.â
âSomething to keep in mind for a backup plan, I suppose,â Lee said.
âNot that youâll need one,â Ashraf said. âYour oceanic ley harvester is the talk of the industry. On that note-â
âIf I could interrupt, Mr. Najafi-â
âYou may not, Aziz,â Ashraf said. âAs Iâve already told you twice.â
âYes, but sir, as I was trying to say the other two times,â Aziz said. âWeâre running late for your next meeting.â
âWhat? Why didnât you say anything?â
Aziz had several snarky comebacks running through his head, but he said none of them. They werenât even late, technically. Aziz held the schedule and could rearrange it as he saw fit, and had deliberately bumped up a meeting in order to cut their time on the island short.
âCan we rearrange anything, Aziz?â
âNot unless youâd like to anger the royal family and miss out on a five-hundred million dollar contract,â Aziz said.
âI most certainly would not,â Ashraf said. He hurriedly stood and grabbed his coat. âLee, we shall have to discuss this matter another time.â
âI should be able to hammer out the basic details with Shareef in the meantime,â Lee said.
âAh, yes, right. Shareef!â
Ashraf turned to his son and made eye contact with him for the first time all night.
âDonât mess this up.â
âIâll do my best, dad,â Shareef said. Ashraf brushed past him without a word on the way out, though Aziz stopped long enough to give him an encouraging pat on the shoulder, which Shareef just seemed confused by. Lee waited until she heard the door slam shut before breathing a loud sigh of relief and letting out all the tension in her shoulders.
âGod, I canât believe I used to hold that kind of posture year-round,â Lee said, as she rubbed a sore shoulder.
âSo youâre sure your dad isnât going to bother us?â Harley said. âHe seemed pretty into our tech.â
âHe seems âpretty intoâ every new thing that comes out. In a few months theyâll release a new iPhone or something and itâll be like you guys never existed,â Shareef said. He waited a few more seconds and then let out his own sigh of relief, his posture shifting back to normal in much the same way Leeâs had. âThanks, you guys. I owe you one.â
âYeah, you do,â Harley said. âYou can start repaying your life debt by doing the dishes.â
Harley pushed her plate closer to Shareef. He stared at it and the picked-clean chicken bones on it a moment before relenting.
âOkay, alright, Iâm doing it,â Shareef said. He grabbed Harleyâs plate, then his, and hauled them into the kitchen. They had set up dinner in his dorm room, so these were all his own dishes anyway
âHere, let me help,â Vell said. He had only just picked up his own plate when Lee snatched it out of his hands.
âLet me,â she insisted. âI believe you are overdue for some time spent with Skye.â
The two of them both held on to the plate for a second, but Lee gave him a reassuring smile and a nod towards the door that told Vell everything he needed to know. He said goodbye to Shareef, grabbed Harley on his way out, and left the dorm. As he left, Lee gathered up a few more plates and joined Shareef by the sink to join him in doing the dishes.
âSo, I believe I owe you another apology, dear,â Lee said. âI believe I projected some of my own issues on to you.â
âEh, itâs fine,â Shareef said. âI get where you were coming from. I canât say my dad doesnât have some issues, but heâs still my dad, yâknow?â
âI exploded my own father through a wall, so I donât think I do know.â
âRight. Whatever, I just appreciate the help.â
âOf course. And...speaking of help,â Lee said.
âYou need something?â
âI think I am in need of a marketing department,â Lee said. âAnd you seem to have...some talent for it.â
He wasnât exactly a prodigy, but with a guiding hand to stop Shareef from plastering candy logos across everything, he did have some potential. Shareef stopped washing dishes for a moment, and Lee continued.
âThereâll be a job for you at Harlan Industries, if you ever want one,â Lee said. She left the ending of that sentence, âor need oneâ, unspoken. The plate Shareef had been washing stayed frozen in his hands. The motionless contemplation lasted long enough that Lee actually got a little mad he wasnât pulling his weight with the dishes.
âI guess Iâll think about it,â Shareef said. âStill got three years before I graduate, plenty of time to work out a plan.â
âQuite. Take all the time you need, dear.â
âAnd hey, worst case scenario, I can just flex the offer to get dad to give me a raise,â Shareef said.
âIf you must,â Lee said. She tried to hide the way she rolled her eyes. Shareef had more than a bit of capitalism embedded in his heart, apparently. That would be something to work on.
âThough, hey, as an early collaboration,â Shareef said. âI really think I might have been on to something with this idea to advertise candy-â
âNo, Shareef.â
âOkay, okay, Iâm dropping it.â