Ileave work, still preoccupied with the platinum-blond hellcat from Sweeter Grind.
She had an angelâs face, an hourglass figure counting down my patience, and the mouth of a demon.
Isnât that how it always is?
Normally, itâd fucking turn me on since Iâm sick in the head, but not when it comes to my rolls.
fucks with Lincoln Burnsâ Regis rolls.
Yes, I was desperate. Somewhat manic. Unapologetically unhinged.
But crazy.
I wouldnât have offered her five hundred damned dollars for a cinnamon roll if it wasnât life and death.
Right now, those stupid rolls are the only thing keeping Wyatt alive in the grip of his depression. He has just enough strength to fight me off if I try ramming anything healthier down his throat. Not enough strength to run on more than glazed sugar.
When that snapping turtle of a woman couldnât part with her God-given roll, I went back inside a few hours later after putting in some time at the office and bought a bear claw. Long after she was out of my sight.
I said a Hail Mary, hoping my best friend might be in a mood to try his sugar fix in a different composition today.
Then I brought it to Wyattâs tent in the park a few blocks down, marching past rows of human misery in the same situation.
He wouldnât even leave his sleeping bag.
A Regis roll is the only way to get him out of hibernation, and bike chick just had to deny him that to make some pitiful moral point.
When I tried to him out, he fought me like an ambushed possum. I wound up with a face full of sticky bear claw for my trouble.
I appreciate his opinion, even if itâs irrational as hell.
My ma loves the stupid rolls, too. A few times, Iâve wondered if my sweet, unassuming mother would unalive some poor SOB for the pleasure.
Every time I go by Sweeter Grind to make a sugar drop for Wyatt, I pick up one or two for Mom.
Not today.
All because I was robbed by the one girl in the city who wouldnât have a grown-up conversation about a simple exchange.
Fuck it. Maybe sheâll forget about it.
Mother is a little less stubborn than Wyatt when it comes to those rolls, but not by much. I have a while to replay the encounter as I take the ferry over to her place on Bainbridge, standing where the wind can slap me in the face and clear my head like it usually does.
A little while later, Ma meets me at the door with a hug and her usual sunny smile.
âLook whoâs back! Come on in. Did you bring me one of those heavenly cinnamon rolls today?â
So much for forgetting.
I heave out a sigh.
âI tried. There was some sort of cinnamon shortageâor just the worldâs worst excuse for incompetenceâand then some donkey in front of me bought the last roll in the entire place. She wouldnât let me have it no matter how much money I offeredââ
Mom bends over laughing, shaking her curly silvering hair.
âSweetheart, relax! My doctor would thank you for making me wait for my fix. You donât owe me a cinnamon roll. Your company is plenty.â
Right.
She pulls the door open and stands aside for me to enter, then shuts the door once Iâm inside.
âI couldnât even get a Regis roll for Wyatt, Ma. I tried feeding him a bear claw and he wouldnât even get out of bed.â
She frowns, noticing the slight bruise on my temple.
âOh, my. Is thatââ
âNot his fault. I tried to drag him out of his den when I should know better. Heâs not well,â I remind her.
I always have to when she worries like nobodyâs business. And sheâs doing it now, sizing me up, checking me over with the worldâs sternest mom expression for more battle damage.
âLincolnâ¦the way you take care of that poor man really is admirable, but heâs not your responsibility. He shouldâve seen a professional a long time ago. You deserve more of a life than just working and taking care of that lost soulââ
âThat lost soul is the whole reason Iâm still alive,â I remind her. âIâd be dead without him like Iâve told you a thousand times. So, yeah, heâs my responsibility. He can still find his way back, dammit, and somebody needs to try. Just because weâre not blood doesnât mean Wyatt isnât my brother.â
She presses her lips together, knowing sheâll never convince me otherwise.
âHave you had dinner yet? I made your favorite tonight.â
âMa, Iâm a grown man,â I say with a frustrated sigh. âI donât need you to feed me.â
âMy bad for thinking hangry is still your first language.â She smiles. âItâs pot roast and garlic mash, by the way.â
My stomach betrays me, growling like a Bengal tiger.
ââ¦fine.â
Whatever. She can still see right through me and must have a psychic read on my blood sugar. Without further protest, I lead the way to the dining room.
She laughs behind me.
âYou go ahead and sit, Lincoln. Iâll grab everything from the kitchen.â
A few minutes later, thereâs a heaping plate of meat, mashed potatoes, and buttery vegetables in front of me and another plate a third that size across the table in front of my mother.
I barely let her dig in first to save face, listening as she cuts her meat.
âSo, besides the stubborn doll who stole your cinnamon roll, have you met anyone lately?â she asks.
The only thing I hate talking about more than Wyattâs latest brush with the abyss is my nonexistent dating life.
âNot doll. Donkey. Big difference,â I say, stuffing food into my mouth.
âI could tell she was pretty, though, from the way you said it.â
âShe looked fine. Just a normal girl,â I lie, watching as she waits impatiently for more. âPersonality wise, Iâd rank her somewhere between roadkill and an ER trip for killer bees.â
She laughs so hard she almost spits water. At least someone appreciates my humor.
âYou shouldâve asked her out! It wouldâve been interesting, Lincoln. Youâre not getting any younger.â
âNeither are you,â I toss back.
âI have a family. Youâre single.â
âYou are, too. Technically.â
âIâm widowed, son.â
âYeah, sorry. Poor choice of words. Thatâs not the point, though.â I scratch the plate as I hastily carve another piece of meat. âYouâd still be eating dinner alone tonight if your son hadnât shown up.â
She beams at me like the sun.
âOh, Iâve already had the love of my life and a smartass son. I just want the same for you, and anytime I donât want to be alone, all I have to do is put a pot roast on.â
I take a big bite, enjoying how it practically melts in my mouth.
She may annoy me, but sheâs not wrong. If she doesnât pack up leftovers on my way out, Iâll come back tomorrow.
âAll Iâm saying is, a little dating never hurt anyone,â she tells me. âItâs been so long sinceââ
âDonât. Donât say her name,â I snap, pointing my fork like a weapon for emphasis.
The only thing that might ruin this meat is thinking about Regina and her shit.
âBut Lincoln, itâsââ
âHardly just that. Ma, you know if I take any girl out, it could easily become a public matter. There are reporters out there who stake their entire careers on capturing a ten-second TikTok clip of anyone like me fraternizing. It would be uncomfortable and messy for us both. No thanks. Running Haughty But Nice is all the trouble I need. It keeps me busy, and thatâs how I like it.â
âI know. I built it, remember?â She hits me with her knowing mom look.
âI know you did. Only, media moved slower in your time and fashion trends could stick around for years.â
âOh, media,â she mutters. âYou know, there must be a thousand ways to take a girl out without anybody knowing. Youâre rich enough to have some Hollywood makeup artist fix you up with a disguise!â
I try not to snort mashed potatoes.
âGreat idea, Ma. Just what I need, luring some poor girl in so I can peel my face off in front of her when itâs time to kiss like a B-movie monster.â I pause. My mother glares, clearly unimpressed with my razor-sharp wit. âYou know how the Seattle press stalked me last time I was dumb enough to date. Whatâs the point in making it worse by throwing someone else in the drama? I spend enough time trying to dodge them now. I canât even get a beer without winding up on ten Instagram posts laced with dumbass rumors the next day. Donât people have anything better to do than sling shit at strangers online?â
She covers her mouth, hiding a laugh, even if she pretends to disapprove of rough language.
âApparently not when it comes to handsome eligible men, or they wouldnât be hounding you, son. Doesnât the new wedding line give you interest in romance? Doesnât it make you want to find a nice girl and settle down?â
I pretend to think about it for five seconds, stroking my chin.
âNo,â I tell her bluntly, stabbing my fork in another piece of roast.
She stares, frowning, waiting for more when itâs a dead subject.
âHow about a âhell noâ?â I venture.
She cocks her head. âYou know I donât give up that easily, Lincoln Burns. I want grandkids and youâre my only child. Donât you think itâs about time you deliver for your poor old mom?â
âI to get your Regis roll, Ma.â
âOh, Lincoln. This is a little more important,â she says, so exasperated I almost laugh.
âIs there anything I could ever do to make you happy grandkids? Something that will make you just as proud? Iâve added twelve billion dollars to the fashion brand you built, for crying out loud.â
Momâs usual easygoing smile fades into a firm arc of her lips.
She shakes her head severely.
âNo.â
âSee? Thatâs exactly why I canât give you a grandkid right now. Youâll just be disappointed for the rest of your life because nothing else will ever measure up. You have to wait for the right moment so youâre not disappointed.â I fan the slightest breeze on her hopes, hoping to end this as I take another bite of buttery roast. âI canât have my mother disappointed.â I grin at her. âBesides, Iâve gotten far enough to launch such a lucrative line because I keep business and life totally separate.â
Technically, thatâs true. I donât have a personal life.
Not unless you count Regis roll runs for Wyatt and the odd charity event outside work, which is good enough for me.
âThey donât mix at all. Period and end of story,â I say.
âLincoln, your story hasnât even started,â she says, getting up to put on tea like she always does when sheâs flustered.
I wish I could say my mother knows best.
I wish I could be the good son and not disappoint her.
I wish I could pry open my heart and give someone a second chance to poison me from the inside out.
But after seeing what a heart-hacking bastard serial killer cupid can be, Iâll settle for being the rich and respected son.
A few days later, I raid Sweeter Grind for Wyattâs roll.
Bright and early this time.
I canât risk coming too late and finding them sold out again. Wyatt lives on his sugar high and thatâs how itâll stay until he either snaps the hell out of it or forces my hand into dragging him off to treatment.
The barista makes a drink, hands it to the person in front of me, and rings them up.
âCan I help you?â she asks.
The bell above the entrance dings. I glance over.
A slender blond in a black dress that hugs her body in all the right places walks in. If it werenât for the hair, shimmering like faded spun gold in the morning light, sheâd be the portrait of a human raven. Thereâs something about her movements, graceful and birdlike, but with patience and sharp eyes that could be imposing if she settled long enough to stare at you.
Alert. Elegant. An old-world charm in her unfussy dress that licks her skin.
Something innocent and mysterious about her face, her emerald eyes, holds my gaze hostage.
Then she meets my stare, scrunches her nose, and rolls her eyes with all the disdain they can muster.
It canât be.
With her face twisted into a scowl, I recognize her.
Goddamn if she isnât even more gorgeous scrunched into that dress than she was in jeans.
When she comes closer, I canât help smirking.
âSo youâve come dressed like a bandit while youâre robbing away delicious pastries today? You look like an undertaker,â I grind out.
Her mouth drops momentarily, then she tries to shake it off like sheâs only insulted. The hellcat narrows her eyes at me.
âI have an interview, and no, Captain Dipshit, I wouldnât dirty my hands with you. Iâd let someone else scrape you off the ground like roadkill.â
How charming.
That green-eyed little mouth needs someone to bend her over their knee and teach her to talk nicely to strangers.
In another life, maybe that someone would be me, but Iâm remembering just how draining an encounter with this woman can be.
âNo plans to join any dead raccoons today. Sorry to disappoint you. However, I believe I deprive you of your pre-interview sugar rush. No pastry ever made rivals sweet revenge,â I tell her.
She gives back this jarring laugh, tossing her bright hair before she looks at me like an angry lioness.
âRevenge for Because I beat you here last time and bought the last cinnamon roll? How petty are you?â
Excellent question.
Sheâs about to find out.
I flash a vicious smile at the barista. âIâd like every Regis roll you have, please.â
âEveryâall of them? Every single one?â The poor barista blinks.
âCorrect.â
âUmmâthere are threeâalmost four dozen today if weâre counting whatâs in the back. Are you sure youââ
âAll four dozen, then. A nice easy number.â
âWhoa. You and your people must really love them, huh?â
I nod like I have a human soul.
In fact, the damn things are too sweet for me by far. After I drop off a few for Wyatt, Iâll put the rest out for my senior staff. They all adore these overhyped cinnamon rolls as much as everyone else in this easily impressed city.
My own satisfaction ends with the roll witch behind me, deprived of her cherished fix today.
I turn slowly, casting a heavy look over my shoulder at her.
âWould you look at that? Some raging asshole just bought the last Regis roll. Maybe heâll share if you offer him an insane amount of money for oneâor, better, how about an apology? Or maybe heâll just bite into it and lick his fingers like a cat walking away from a milk truck spill.â
She smiles so sweetly, but her eyes are blazing green daggers.
âNah. I donât hand out exorbitant sums for cinnamon rolls or apologies to jerkwads I never wronged. I make financial decisions with my brain, not my stomach. You should try it sometime,â she snarls. âAlso, Iâm happy for the asshole who got the cinnamon rolls. He clearly must be missing something in his shriveled little ego and needs to overcompensate.â
Damn her.
Damn her again for making that little sliver of space between her thumb and forefinger.
âIâll have you know, I woke up with a mad craving for a bear claw this morning,â she continues, batting her lashes. âIâd hate to think my friends at Sweeter Grind put all that work into Regis rolls that went to waste.â
For a second, I want to walk up to her, stare her into the ground, and tell her whatâs at stake.
How these rolls are the only way to keep a homeless man alive while heâs in his funk.
Of course, I say none of those things.
This girl may have a taste for tormenting me, and she could be legit crazy. Thereâs no upside to letting her know anything about me or my real need for these rolls.
âNice cope, lady. You canât prefer a bear claw over a Regis roll. No one does,â I growl.
What am I saying? I donât even like these stupid pastries.
I have no earthly idea why everyone hyperventilates over them ever since this little Montana cafe opened in Seattle. I just know that they do.
A voice in the back of my mind whispers, âWhatever, entitled douchebag,â she huffs out.
For a second, I stop and glare.
âJust what makes you think Iâm entitled? Because I offered you a car payment for your cinnamon roll?â
âNope. You were pissed because I got the last cinnamon roll in spite of my being here you, and then you didnât just offer to buy it. You offered me more than some people make in a week for it. Like I said, I make financial decisions with my brain. No one who works for their money would have offered five hundred bucks for a freaking roll that would be available again the next day. You need your own hashtag. #BornRich.â
What the fuck is she talking about?
âWatch your step. You might have no idea who youâre talking to,â I warn.
âOh, I have a pretty good idea. Someone who doesnât get how much money that is.â
âYou donât think I know itâs a lot? Obviously, if someone is willing to pay five hundred dollars for a damn roll, itâs important to them. Any sane person wouldâve snapped up the offer.â
I hate how good she is at hooking her little claws under my skin.
I can feel my blood boiling.
âOh, please. Forgive me if I found Regis roll craving just as important as your five-hundred-dollar craving. And who I talking to? Why donât you enlighten me? Are you some European prince? Royalty? Should I curtsy to His Majesty, Grand Duke of Dickheadistan?â
I have to bite my cheek to hold in a laugh. I hope this firecracker moonlights in stand-up comedy.
âYouâre a riot. And if there is such a country, it sounds like theyâd better make you an ambassador. Youâre fluent in the neighboring asshole dialect.â
She shrugs, finally taken aback, glancing away sharply.
âI was being serious. You suck,â she says, still avoiding my eyes.
âAnd you think youâre cute,â I fire back.
âNo, but apparently you do,â she says, finally looking at me.
I fold my arms, waiting for whatever bullshit sheâs about to fling.
She grins. âYou wouldnât have said it if you didnât think so.â
Fuck.
Cute is an understatement. Thereâs no denying sheâs gorgeous.
She just happens to be a coldhearted, ruthless, pastry-stealing queen bitch on top of it.
âSir? I have your cinnamon rolls packed up. Are you ready to check out?â the barista says like a voice cutting in from another world.
âAlmost. I need a box of black coffee, too.â
The barista nods, moves to the back counter, and preps my coffee.
âI hope all thatâs for the miserable souls who have to put up with you,â the little thief says.
âItâs for my staff. I feed my people well so they can keep up with me,â I grumble, knowing thatâs only half true.
âKeep telling yourself that, Big shot.â She goes quiet for a minute before clucking her tongue and saying, âYou have a staff.â
âWhatâs that mean?â I ask slowly.
Why do I even care?
I donât know this chick from Eve and what I know about her, I despise. Who cares what she thinks about me? I donât, and I hope today is enough for her to buzz off.
With any luck, sheâll pick a different cafe and Iâll never see her again. Itâs a big city, or at least big enough.
I pay for the coffee and sweets without looking back at that literal green-eyed monster. The barista hands me three neatly packaged boxes of cinnamon rolls and a huge box of hot coffee.
I didnât plan on ordering breakfast for the whole company this morning.
I havenât thought this balancing act through, hoisting the coffee on my shoulders and heading for the door. I try to carry everything, but have to set it all down, reposition things, and try again at the table by the door.
The devil in the black dress lingers there as she waits for her bear claw, watching as I finally manage to get everything stacked in a way so I can trudge out the door.
She must read my mind because she smiles at me.
âIâd like to help, butâ¦â
âOffer not accepted. Save your energy for that breakfast youâll pretend to enjoy,â I snarl, kicking the corner of the door open and spinning my way out.
Her high-pitched laugh is the last thing I hear.
I roll my eyes, swearing as a broken section of sidewalk catches my shoe. I almost drop hot coffee on my feet three times before I make it back to my car.
âOh my God.
this is heaven,â Lucy moans as she gnaws at a Regis roll and drops into the seat between Ida and me with a thud.
Apparently, eating for two makes you treat a pastry like itâs a wagyu steak.
âAre you okay?â I ask.
Sheâs going to pop any minute, and Iâd rather it not happen here. I also wish her the best.
I donât know how this officeâespecially yours trulyâwill survive her maternity leave. As my executive assistant, Lucy keeps the place in order so I can focus on what I do best.
âOh, Iâm fine.â She takes another bite that makes her eyes bulge. âSay, since when do you sit in on interviews?â
âI told him it wasnât necessary,â Ida, my HR director, says with a flourish of her skunk-striped silver and black hair. âItâs a senior copywriter position.â
âNot any copywriter position,â I correct. âThis new wedding line stands to make us billions of dollarsâif itâs marketed properly. Iâm personally invested when the talent will make or break us. Besides, anyone we bring on right now has to be fully competent. Youâre about to go on maternity leave, Lucy, so that means I canât have new hires who need endless coddling. Thereâs no time. Anyone we hire has to hit the ground running.â
Lucy laughs. âI love being essential. How will you survive without me around here, boss?â
âWeâll manage,â I snap, hating that she has to rub her absence in. âJust get back as soon as possible.â
âIâll get him a temp,â Ida says.
âUgh, good freaking luck. That never works out. Itâs usually worse than not having any assistant at all,â Lucy says, wincing. âIf you really want, I can try to sort your emails and the small stuff from home.â
âLike hell. I wonât have you working with a newborn. Iâm not a complete ogre,â I say, raking a hand through my hair.
âNot only that, but itâs against the law, boss,â Ida remarks. Leave it to an HR director to bring legalese into it and downplay my generosity.
She shrugs. âHey, as long as Iâm getting paid. Iâm happy to help however I can when Iâm not sneaking in naps.â
âJust take care of your kidlet and be ready to put out any fires when you get back. Mark my words. Shit fall apart,â I tell them.
âWell, itâs nice to be needed.â She takes another heaping bite of the roll and lets out a moan of pure bliss.
âStop that. Weâre having breakfast before an important interview, not recording adult audiobooks here,â I snarl.
Lucy and Ida share a laugh.
âAnd what would you know about erotic audiobooks, Mr. Burns?â Ida asks.
âNot enough to play into anything that would invite the ire of corporate harassment policies,â I say.
âIs that why everyone loves these things so much? Theyâre better than sex?â Lucy twirls the last knob of her roll in her hand, staring at it.
Her words are jumbled because sheâs still chewing. She swallows loudly.
I donât dignify her musings with a response.
Thankfully, Anna Patel walks in a second later. My marketing head wears her usual bright colors like she just stepped out of a van Gogh painting. Today, itâs a vivid yellow dress. Exactly the person I need to whip our focus back on business and not on erotic cinnamon rolls or whatever the fuck.
âGood morning.â She hands me and Lucy a copy of the resumé in question before she sits beside Lucy. âI have a good feeling about this candidate, Mr. Burns. She could be the one.â
I scan the resumé. The name jumps off the page.
Dakota Poe.
I snort.
âAny relation to Edgar Allan?â I mutter out loud, looking up. I havenât read any of his morbid classics since I was in high school, but you never forget one of the few authors who made sophomore English class interesting. âDid Mr. Poe give up his stint in poetry for a junior level copywriting position?â
Everyone groans.
Apparently, they like my audiobook jokes better.
Iâm not nearly as impressed as Anna with the prospect, either. Hell, this is probably one of those social media hotshots who legally changed their name to make themselves look more appealing. I donât need gimmicks. Iâll even take solid work over experience at an alphabet company.
â
is quite good at copywriting, though it looks like she dabbles in poetry too.â
I meet Annaâs eyes.
âSo, Poeâs a woman? How do you know?â
âI checked out her website. Sheâs done rather nice work for smaller companies. I donât think sheâs worked with an organization this large before, but if she brings the same creativity here that sheâs shown in her portfolio, she could freshen up the big campaign.â
My brows pull down, my skepticism growing by the second.
âHow many other candidates are there?â
âWellâ¦I got about a hundred resumés, but only three candidates worth talking to. If the three musketeers donât work out, the only thing I can think of is sending the job requisition back to HR and having it reposted.â
âI can repost it if we need to,â Ida says.
Lucy sighs. âI hope it doesnât come to that. We need someone now. The clock is ticking to get them trained in.â
She points at her bulging belly. The other women laugh.
Thatâs the Godâs truth and I hate it.
âGood help is damnably hard to find. Weâll work with the three youâve narrowed down and hope one of them can hack it,â I tell them.
âThe sooner we get started, the better,â Anna says.
âWith the earnings potential of this line, I agree, Miss Patel.â Maybe Iâll catch a lucky break today. I canât afford more delays.
The receptionist peers into the open door. âYour nine oâclock is here.â
âSend her in,â I say immediately.
She disappears and comes back a second later with a striking green-eyed blond whose black dress fits her like a glove. If this is Miss Poe, she has a ravenesque figure, everything except for the stark white-gold hair that almost reminds me ofâ
Wait.
Hold the fucking phone.
Itâs not that she familiar.
The realization feels like a bullet between the eyes.
What the hell kind of sick, psychotic joke is this?
I whirl around in my chair, glaring at my staff one by one, already trying to suss out the traitor. Only, nobodyâs hiding a red-faced laugh at my expense behind their hand.
Anna stands, completely normally, and holds out her hand.
âAnna Patel, Iâm the marketing director. Nice to meet you.â
The green-eyed, pastry-thieving witch flashes a wide smile. âDakota Poe. Itâs great to meet you.â
Fuck.
Her name was Dakota, wasnât it?
Ida shuffles out of her chair and moves behind me to shake Dakotaâs hand. âIâm Ida, the HR director.â
I canât even bring myself to look at her.
I have no intention of shaking this womanâsâ
This will be a short interview, and the poor girl doesnât realize it. She hasnât made eye contact with me yet.
Lucy grasps the arm of her chair and launches herselfâbaby belly and allâout of her seat. After the Herculean effort, it would be ridiculous of me not to stand, I suppose.
Biting my tongue, I try not to roll my eyes out of my head as I scramble to my feet woodenly.
Lucy holds her hand out next.
âLucy Smith, Iâm EA to our CEO, Lincoln Burns, but I pretty much run the show around here,â she jokes.
âGreat to meet you,â Dakota says with a friendly smile Iâve never seen on that face before.
âThe pleasure is all mine, but if you donât mind, Iâm going to sit back down,â Lucy tells her.
âOf course,â Dakota says.
I suddenly have a horrible need to see how far this punk-ass prank goes.
Slowly, I push past Lucy and extend my hand.
Raven chick looks up with the guarded expression of someone meeting their lifeâs gatekeeper.
Our eyes connect. I wait.
Then comes grim realization.
Her breath hitches, a gasp so tiny I think the women miss it.
She corrects her reaction immediately, but not before I see the way her eyes go wide and round when my face clicks in her memory.
Goddamn, that feels good.
I bet she regrets stealing Wyattâs Regis roll now.
Is she hearing a record scratch? Are the bitter words she said to me this morning playing through her head right now like a cheesy comedy film?
Because theyâre damned sure on repeat in mine.
Iâm half expecting a laugh track to go off from nowhere and to see Kramer come skidding through the door next.
Poe fidgets with her hands and stands on the other side of the table with her lips trembling. The red, defiant anger Iâm used to seeing looks drained from her pale face, her eyes whirling with confusion.
âHave a seat,â I bite off, forcing a too-wide smile and gesturing to the table.
Her hands fall to the chair closest to her.
I point to the end of the table.
âWeâd like to have you closer. Try over there,â I say again, slowly and darkly.
Dakota stares at me in horrible silence, then nods and moves to the end of the table, where sheâll be right next to me.
Looks like my sweet revenge could gag an elephant.
Lucy, Anna, and Ida all look at me, tossing curious looks around the room.
âJust sit wherever youâre comfortable,â Anna says as Miss Poe lingers without quite sitting down.
âSheâs comfortable there,â I say matter-of-factly.
She nodsâtoo brisklyâand pulls out the chair at the other end of the table.
I turn my head to Anna again. âMiss Patel, would you kindly bring Miss Poe a cinnamon roll? I believe we have a few left in the box outside and Iâm sure sheâd enjoy one for visiting us today. Everyone in this city is practically ready to go to war over those rolls.â
Anna nods at me and stands.
Dakota throws up her hand, finally showing me a hint of the hellcat Iâm used to. âNo, Miss Patel. Thank you, but Iâm good. The roll looks lovely, but I had a huge on my way in. I really canât eat another bite.â
Anna nods again with a polite smile and sits.
âFrom Sweeter Grind?â I ask.
Dakota looks at me like sheâs drilling a hole in my head.
âIs there anywhere else in Seattle worth the calories?â
âI believe there are many places in this city where you can get delicious pastries,â I tell her. âOf course, the Regis rolls are their signature creation. People will fight over them.â
âI suppose thatâs true,â she says awkwardly.
I shrug. âMaybe. Or maybe someone in front of you buys the last pastry in the whole place and refuses to sell it for a stupefying profit. Then you have no choice but to go somewhere else to satisfy your sweet tooth.â
She holds my gaze. âSounds like you value availability over quality, MisterâMr. Burns, was it?â
âLincoln Burns,â I say harshly, giving a name to the sneer she wonât forget for the rest of her natural life.
Such a shame.
She has the right backbone to work long hours on a luxury line. Too bad I have a policy against hiring deranged pastry thieves who put pride over commonsense profit. Even if itâs not in the HR handbook, itâs my policy, made up right here.
Still, Iâm not above making her squirm like a worm on a hook for the next half hour.
Anna and Lucy sit quietly, watching this baffling tennis match of words with muted, wondering looks. Finally, Anna clears her throat.
âSo, Miss Poe, I checked out your website,â Anna says. âYouâve done some excellent work. The project I was most interested in was the campaign you did for a local florist last year. Thatâs exactly the kind of creative edge weâre looking for. Can you tell us about it?â
For a second, Poe looks at me. The eyes live up to her namesake, at least. A whole army of ghosts and nineteenth century killers dance in her gaze.
âYou heard Miss Patel. Can you?â I whisper slowly when sheâs quiet for too long. âExpiring minds want to know,â I say, deliberately swapping out inquiring for expiring.
Iâd love to think I threw her off her game. Knocked her flat with the sheer shock of seeing me here, a hate note from the universe that what goes around comes around in spades.
Only, she smiles, exuding an annoying confidence with teeth that seem too sharp.
âIâd love to,â she says, locking those bewitching green eyes on me. âLetâs see, where do I beginâ¦â