Chapter eleven
" You piece of duck-"
à ANANYA Ã
I have never been this embarrassed in my entire life.
If you know me, then you also know the embarrassing things I do, but this, it deserves to be on the top with a crown on it's head and a wicked smile on face.
Prank calling the guy firstly you threw a fake story on (totally based on your fake name), the guy you always fight in front of (who totally appears like a God's angel), the guy whom you give chocolates in the name of gift (I'm damn sure he never ever touched them), the guy you find totally han-
I never completed my sentence. I never completed it.
You can think that I meant to say handsome but I meant to say handled and well mannered.
Alright, That should stay between us.
Back to the topic.
The guy you find totally handsome/ handled and well mannered-
Gosh, that's not the topic. The topic is, I'm never pranking anyone. Ever.
Mafia Queen Ananya takes this oath in front of everyone that she will never prank someone. Atleast not on call.
Because you don't know how it feels when the guy, whom you prank called thinking of a simp friend, was actually not him. And also how he magically appeared again to prove that his eyes are not blue.
God damn, all these embarrassing things are performed by me in front of this only well sculptureeld man? Why? I need answers, it's high time now.
The guy, who also supposedly is my new neighbour, or I'm his new neighbour, whatever suits the more. Which means I can meet him anytime and the button of embarrassments inside me will switch on by itself?
Or more like the button of arguments?
Or both of them? They'll take chances to switch on, two times arguments the next two are embarrassments and then it continues?
I did not sign up for this, God.
" Can you guys shut up? " Vivian's voice boomed again.
The guy is so frustrated, I swear. He had to repeat this the third time when no one let him speak.
I actioned like I just zipped my lips and threw the key, and then showed him a thumbs up with a reassuring smile.
As soon as he noticed it, he said " Not you, Ananya, Not you. You can speak, your voice is good to hear the either way " My brother glared at him so hard at this statement.
I looked at him amused and nodded. As he wishes. I don't want to mess with irritated Vivian. Even his brother looks scared of him now.
I picked up the key and unzipped my lips and then showed him a thumbs up again.
What I later noticed was four pair of eyes on me, one was looking with aw, one with whatever, one with gosh, and the other still in disbelief. And what I should specify is the last pair of eyes belonged to the Mr My eyes are not blue.
Embarrassment number 337. Tick.
I'll throw a party once it reaches a million.
" Can someone explain me everything? I'm literally so clueless. Let's start by, How do you know Kirti, Vivian? " My brother asked.
" We were classmates since childhood. Whatever we do, we end up in the same class every year, this happened this tenth. Then college happened and we separated, thankfully. I can not stand this Kriti. " Vivian explained and rolled his eyes at the last statement.
" Because I got higher percentage than you, in boards and you lost the bet, Vivaan " Kirti said shrugging.
Can someone explain me who is this Kriti and Vivaan? I guess both are thinking each other as someone else.
I decided not to use my high IQ and let them continue.
" You are still in that delusion, Kriti" he said.
" He doesn't spell my name right and says I'm in delusion " she muttered and rolled her eyes.
" Because even you call me by someone else's name, not mine " Vivian defended.
We have kids fighting for names now.
Look who's speaking
Uh
By the way, Thank you, God for not letting me use my high IQ.
" You jumble up the letters. It's Key-ra-ti " Key-ra-ti pronounciated it slowly.
Lol, I'm so funny.
" I just jumble the letters, you eat the 'I' from my name. It's Vi-vI-aan,
#JusticefortheI! " Vi-vI-aan said.
I chuckled soflty at my own joke. When I looked up, my eyes directly met someone from the eye family, (Sahil's eyes in simple words) as if he was already looking at me. Which is impossible.
" Stop, you guys. " Sahil said, diverting his attention towards them. They made a hmph sound.
He himself doesn't argue.
Doesn't let me argue.
And doesn't let anyone enjoy it too.
" How do you know each other, Sahil, Ananya? " Amar bhai asked us.
If only it was this simple.
" We met few days ago "
" We met few years ago "
Sahil and I said in a sync.
" Decide when you met ,first. " Amar bhai said.
" You explain " I told Sahil.
" No, you explain "
" No no, you explain "
" Ananya, you explain them, you are good at narrating stories. " He said and his lips curled up at this statement.
Can I not enter his brain, vanish this memory,and come back again? Because he doesn't seem like he'll forget it anytime soon.
" I narrate dramatically, Sahil. That's why, you explain " I told him.
" None of you will say a word now. Let me explain " Vivian warned in between.
Frustrated Vivian is dangerous!
He explained the whole story, step by step, incident by incident to Amar and Kirti.
" Okay, Good to know that you helped her that day or else you wouldn't be standing here, today " Amar bhai said and my face lit up.
" Anu doesn't know how to hide bodies, Bhai " Kriti, ugh sorry, Kirti said and every damn person's eyes shot towards her. She spoke with such confidence that she has hid bodies in dozens.
" I don't know either " she said and threw her hands in surrender.
Her humour got dark suddenly.
" How does Kirti and Sahil know each other? " Amar bhai asked.
By a prank call performed a few minutes before you guys arrived..
" We don't. " Kirti said and Sahil nodded.
" Okay. Is anyone left? " Amar asked to all of us in what I guess was sarcasm.
" Yeah, me and Ananya, we know each other too" Vivian said.
" That was obvious. If Sahil knows her then you know her too " Amar bhai said and Kirti chuckled from behind.
" Kriti, what was so funny in this? " Vivian asked her.
" Humourless people won't understand, Vivaan " Kirti copied his tone.
This is going to be so fun.
" This is going to be so troublesome " I heard Sahil say softly.
" But whatever happens, happens for good, now that you already know each other, it won't take much time to get comfortable and I'll also be less tensed about you, Anu, knowing that Sahil is here with you " Bhai told and the mentioned person just gave a soft smile.
" I'm here with them too, Amar Bhai. You forgot me " Vivian said in between.
" And what are you going to do? " Kirti asked sarcastically.
" I don't need to tell you " Vivian replied.
" Go find a cockroach first then come and speak with me "
" I cannot find a cockroach when the lizard is standing front of me " Vivian gave a savage comeback which left Kirti's jaw hanging for a few seconds.
" You piece of duck-" Before Kirti could continue, the only two mature people left from the room. I wanted to see the drama but one of them who was my brother dragged me outside too.
" These both are really something " Amar Bhai said.
" It'll be so fun now, I swear " I said in response. I bet the excitement could be heard from my voice.
" By the way, Anu, How did you think of the name chamat- " Before he could complete I interrupted.
" Why can't anyone forget that?!! " I said, my hands were curled up into a fist due to irritation.
I heard someone's laugh and my eyes shot to his direction.
" You don't laugh, okay? This is happening because of you " I pointed my index towards him and warned.
" Okay, Chamatkar " Sahil said obediently.
This is so irritating! The famous devil inside me spoke.
He is just being friendly! The angel replied.
Whatever it is, He looks so cute right now.
I consider you smart enough to know who said that.
Ugh they are back. They never left me actually, but the last one didn't appear frequently, now it made a grand entry. God knows how many times will it appear now considering who my neighbour is.
An irritating or friendly or cute guy!
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