Maya âMaya, it was just a dream, all dreamlike and not nice. Bad dream. Nightmare dream. Not real. Come on, hun,â pressed Ellie gently, sucking in air through her teeth as she played with a lock of her curly hair.
It was later that day and Maya was on the phone to her best friend Ellie in London, telling her about her particularly vivid and long lasting dream in the psychiatric unit.
âYeah. But it wasnât. It really wasnât. It was so damned real and went on for so long, like two days long. Thatâs not a dream. Thatâs reality.â Maya was a little agitated at hearing Ellie sucking air through her teeth, it meant she was losing patience.
âI know, I have dreams that feel like they last for days too, but itâs all an illusion,â Ellie argued as patiently as she could. She had news she wanted to tell Maya, and they had been ruminating on Mayaâs dream for longer than she could hold it in.
âWhat if is the illusion? What if this isnât real? What if they were right, this is all too perfect. What if Iâm actually in a coma and this is make believe?â
âBut nothing is perfect My, nothing. You work hard at your relationship, and your work, you both do. Thinking like that could send you off the deep end!â
âI know Ell, it just, you know, it was so horrid, being all paralysed and ugh, yeah whatever. Stupid dream,â Maya qualified eloquently.
âSo anyway, this trumpeter,â interjected Ellie quickly, eager to talk about her new acquisition.
âWhat trumpeter? You didnât mention anyone with severe flatulence before? Well, not recently anyway...â
âNoooo,â she giggled. âHeâs just joined my orchestra, and is drop dead gorgeous!â
âWhat instrument does he play while gassing you all?â
âOh Maya,â she scolded, feigning exasperation. âDonât you want to hear about my new man?â
âOf course of course, who is he what does he look like and does he have a nice trumpet?â said Maya, all in one go.
âHeâs absolutely gorgeous!â gushed Ellie. âHeâs got long brown hair and a manly face, he works out, oh heâs so lush, his biceps were bulging through his t-shirt in rehearsals, he made me miss my cue and get shouted at by the conductor!â
âDonât blow his trumpet too much, he might follow through!â
âThatâs my Maya, always with the toilet humour,â Ellie teased. âHmm, a trumpeter from Greenwich, whoâd have thought it,â she mused idly.
âYeah, not my cup of tea. I still fancy that actor guy,â Maya remarked offhandedly, making Ellie laugh.
âWhat, that famous one from the movies, whatâs his name?â she teased. âHey, I saw his mug on the side of a bus the other day, nearly made me spill my coffee!â
âI see his mug every day, but I donât spill my coffee. Well, not because of him anyway,â Maya added.
âYou donât need an excuse to spill your coffee, you are the least co-ordinated person Iâve ever met. How you play the piano, I donât know,â Ellie remarked playfully.
âOh, heâs home,â Maya giggled. âIâll tell him about the bus.â
âThanks,â replied Ellie in as disgruntled a tone as she could muster. âCatcha later missus, say hi to California for me.â