What followed was a lot of yelling, gesticulating, and way too much energy until I finally put my foot down.
âNo,â I grumbled, âBarckâs a dick, and I donât actually want to associate with him more.â
âIâve heard he was a jolly God, all told,â Aqua mused. âEspecially compared to some of the more uptight ones, like Lunara or Solen.â
âYou donât understand, Heâs a God. He doesnât really care about any of us. His plans are across literal eons. He may cherish us, but we are, in essence, bugs to them. Mayflies who provide entertainment and add some paltry meaning to their eternal existence.â
âThatâs a rather uncharitable way of putting it,â Balin mumbled.
I shook my head. âNot really, Barckâs incredibly brusk and does whatever he feels like. Heâs a fine drinking buddy, but I wouldnât really want to give him any more power over me. Especially something like giving him the ability to deny the use of my Abilities.â
Bando was throwing confused looks around the room. âWhy does it feel like youâre all talkinâ about somethinâ what I donât know about?â
His mother patted his head. âClan business dear, weâll tell you when youâre older.â
Bando pointed at me. âHeâs younger than me!â
âAye, but itâs about him, and itâs rude to point.â
I sighed, it was getting about time to tell Bando at least part of the truth. Our main reason for keeping it secret was a bit out of the bag with Harmsson, and ever since Bando had become a Titled [Pacifier] heâd mellowed right now. Heck, Iâd put him at a step above capable by this point. Annie was even trusting him with running the bar on occasion.
Though it would probably take his mother another century to see it.
I gave him an apologetic smile. âWeâll tell you in⦠a couple years, Bando. Itâs time sensitive, and you really donât want to know; itâll just stress you out.â
Bando gave me some side-eye, then nodded.
âStill, Peter, you should think about it.â Richter pushed. âAn Ability like âdat is begging ta get evolved, and I canât imagine what âde Worldstone would do to it! At least consider it! We donât have any otha options for âde stone that even come close! Imagine, a Godly Ability with a Worldstone! Weâd be makinâ history!â
âUgh, fine. Iâll think about it.â So I did. I shushed everyone and really, seriously thought about it.
Did I really want an Ability that tied me closer to Barck?
No. That was an easy answer. Plus, [Legendary Archemist] was a straight up power boost to my magical capabilities, and fit me to a T. I wanted it.
But I wanted it for me. It wouldnât do much to benefit the clan, other than by making me a better Brewer, and I was already the best Brewer if the name of the Specialisation was any indication. Iâd be a little stronger as a mage, but we already had Richter for that. Iâd at most go from a lousy mage to a half-decent one.
On the other side of the moustache, if the Worldstone did anything
special to the Cellar, the implications could trickle down to generations of my clan, my clanâs allies, and even, well, to my future children.
âRichter, can an Ability last after someoneâs death?â I asked into the respectful silence.
Richter hesitated, then nodded. âDepends on the Ability. Things that make somethinâ permanent usually donât disappear when âde maker dies. Would cause a lot of chaos othawise. [Barckâs Cellar] says it makes a permanent door, so it would probably stay.â
âUnless Barck decides ta close it.â
Another hesitation. âAye. I think heâd need to be real mad at âde clan to do âdat though.â
I stared at my beer, sitting halfâempty in my hand. Barck owed me, well, a lot. When Iâd won the brewing finals, my quest completion had even had a personal âThank youâ attached.
If I asked, he probably wouldnât interfere with us using his [Cellar]. Or whatever Ability we got when we used the Worldstone on it.
I glanced over at Bando. Getting his first Blessings and a Title had completely changed the young dwarfâs entire present and future. Heâd gone from a rowdy and impulsive octogenarian child, to a respectable and put together adult. Blessings he'd received by interacting with a God. If there was even a chance, that the [Cellar] would increase the number of Blessings in our clan just by dint of increasing Barck's eye on usâ¦
I had to take it. This wasnât just about me, it was about the future of my clan. The future of our place on Erd. If I became a better mage, it probably wouldn't change much, but a possibly infinite plane of alcohol buffed by an artifact of limitless power could be a game changer.
And, okay, unlimited elven wine would be nice.
âAlright, Iâve decided,â I said resolutely, surging to my feet. âIâm going to go for [Barckâs Bartender].â
There were some shocked murmurs, and Balin reached out a hand and clapped it over mine. My hand was trembling, I realized.
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âBrother,â He said, his voice filled with concern. âWe can always find a place ta put the Worldstone, and we donât even know what itâll do!â
I nodded, my shaking hands and gaze firming. âAye, Iâm sure. I think that [Legendary Archemist] would be incredible for me. Iâd love ta learn new spells faster, and have a powerful magic item ta help me cast magic. But this isnât just about me. I own a part of the Goat, but more importantly, Iâm a member of clan Roughtuff-ne-Goldstone. I think it could be a real boost fer us. So, Iâm going to take the [Bartender], Barck be damned. Not for me, but fer us!â
Everyone sat ramrod straight, and there was a strange chill that came over the room. They all looked around nervously, and Bando actually squeaked.
Annie stood, walked over and placed both hands on my shoulders.
Her voice dropped low as she stared straight into my eyes and spoke in a cadence I recognized as a memorized script. âDwarf, do you choose this free of bond and with your own voice? Do you swear before tha Gods that none here or elsewhere force you to make this choice?â
âUh,â my gaze shifted around the room. Everyone looked super serious. And then there was that chill. âIâm missing somethinâ,â I whispered to Annie.
âAye, you are,â she whispered back, âyour choice is yours and yours alone, a reward from the Gods for furthering the growth of the world. There are those that would force Titled to take Specialisations to further their own personal power. The Gods⦠donât look kindly on it. If anyone chooses a Title or Specialisation for someone else⦠â She shivered, and the temperature in the room dropped another notch. âNow, dwarf, tell us true, do you choose this for us or you?â
âHurry up and say yes, Pete, or change your damn mind!â Bran groused, shivering. He grabbed some pillows and covered himself, burying deep into his makeshift pillowfort and peeking out with bushy black brows. His voice emerged, muffled. âI donât really care if you want to be a damn Legend! Youâd better not be stoppinâ on my account!â
I licked my lips and looked deep into my heart, because intent always bloody mattered in this world. I had indeed
been choosing it for my clan, which mightâve kicked this whole thing off. So I focused; deep down I was still choosing this for me. I wanted this because I wanted my clan to grow more powerful. For my clansmen to become so strong that nobody would ever mess with us again. Hell, that was the entire reason my brother was risking his life in a damn dungeon every day! I wanted my clan to be the very best! Like no one ever was!
âYes, I choose for me.â I proclaimed, and my heart meant every word.
*Bing*
Specialised!
Youâve become [Barckâs Bartender]!
Instantly the icy chill and feeling of pressure dropped away, and everyone let out their collective held breaths.
Bran immediately threw off his pillows. âYou got it? Open up the cellar, I want to see!â
âMmm⦠donât want to.â I said, giving him a grin. âI donât want to use the Worldstone on it and regret it, so Iâm not going in until the deedâs been done. Are we doing this? Does everyone think itâs a good idea?â
âItâs a great idea. Bandoâs a genius.â Richter jumped to his feet and ran out. âIâll get âde stone. Itâll light up âde place like beacon with magic, so ya better get ready ta use it!â
âUh huh. Annie, yer the clan head. Whatâs yer word?â I turned to our erstwhile golden-haired decision maker. âAnd should we ask the Herders first?â
Annie sat back down with a grunt and waved me away. âWe never wouldâve gotten any of it without you, and you just used a precious Specialisation for the Clan. Ironbellows won't complain. Itâs yours, Pete.â
Balin reached over and the two shared a kiss. Aqua mimed wretching, then gave me a wink.
Soon enough Richter arrived with the lockbox and opened it to reveal the scintillating stone. It glowed plenty in regular vision, but was like the surface of the sun in my magical sight. I held my hand up to my eyes, âOkay Richter, how do I use it?â
Richter chuckled. âHow would I know? Everything I know I got from books of legends. Nobodyâs used one in millenia, and âdat was just to make âde Kinshasa teleportation circle. Here, hold it and try thinkinâ at it, or shoving some mana in.â
I gingerly took the stone in my hand, expecting a tingle or shock or something. âHuh, itâs cold,â I muttered.
âItâs a rock,â Bran grunted, âCourse itâs cold.â
I stuck my tongue out at him.
ââHere goes nothing,â I said, and willed something to happen.
*Bing*
Activate Worldstone?
Would you like to use this Worldstone on the Ability [Barckâs Cellar]?
Warning, this is irreversible.
Do you accept?
Yes / No
I gulped and chose âyesâ.
There was another flash of light, and I felt a tingle as magic roared out of the Worldstone and into me. And just as fast as it started, it stopped.
*Bing!*
Ability Improved!
Your [Barckâs Cellar] has evolved into [Dimensional Dungeon: Unnamed]!
Barck may remove people from the section of the Demiplane containing his Cellar, but not from the greater dungeon.
Your Ability will be unavailable for 8 days, 4 hours as it stabilizes.
âWell, that looks promising.â I said brightly, pulling up and reading the Ability aloud to everyone. My heart was hammering in my chest. Did that mean what I thought it meant?
[Dimensional Dungeon: Unnamed] â Grants you access to a demiplane modeled upon the intersection of the lived experiences of Peter Roughtuff and the God Barckâs Cellar. Barckâs brews cannot be removed from the cellar except by his say-so, and will refill after one month has passed. Any food or drink placed in the cellar will never go bad, and will stop maturing when it reaches the ideal age.
You may activate this Ability once per day, creating a permanent door to the dimension that anyone can use to freely leave and enter.
When you use this Ability again, any older doors are destroyed.
Barck may also create or destroy doors to this space whenever and wherever he wishes and remove people from the part of the Demiplane connected to his Cellar if he chooses.
As I finished reading the Ability description, Darrel actually hiccuped, and Richter choked.
âWell,â Annie said, stunned, âThatâs⦠something.â
âAyeâ¦â Balin complained. âItâs unfinished is what it is. Got no name and âunavailableâ? Shoddy workmanship, that.â