Book 2: Chapter 28: Tom
We stood outside of a nondescript single level dwelling on a sidestreet. Aqua and I had walked here in silence, broken only by the occasional querulous bleat from Penelope. Aqua seemed to have a lot on her mind, which was understandable.
Now that we were here, and the moment was upon us, I really did want to have some idea of what was going on before walking into the lionâs den.
âAhem. Sooooâ¦. yer dad.â
Aqua let out her breath with a *whoosh*. âYeah, dad. Tom. Tom Bluebeard. Weâre from a long line of Bluebeards, though most live spread out in the far reaches of Crack. Weâre the only two in Minnova as far as I know. My father moved to the city when he was young in order to attend the local branch of Archis Academy.â
âA relocation for education, eh? Thatâs just like home.â
âHe met Jeremiah there and the two of them became good friends. They took almost all their classes together, studied together, worked out together, did varsity hitball together. They met my mum and Annieâs mum there too. They were all from small clans except for Jeremiah. So when Jeremiah left to take over the Goldstone family brewery, everybody went with him.â
âNobody wanted ta stay and become a mage?â
Aqua shook her head. âNo. Itâs a lot of work. You have to really want it Pete. Most just stay long enough to say they were students. Itâs prestigious.â
âBerry learned it fast enough.â I grumbled.
âBerry⦠is doing something Iâve never heard of.â Aquaâs mouth drew to a line. âI donât know if itâs just easy, or sheâs just that good.â
âSheâs Archisâs Chosen Catalyst. She may have cheats.â
âMaybe. I feel like Archis would want her to figure it out on her own. He is the God of Knowledge.â
âIt doesnât need to be that. He could have given her a better mind, a better memory, or simply fed her the basics. She says he didnât give her much, but that may not be necessarily true. She may not even know he did it, though that seems more on brand for Barck.â
We both stood in silence and looked at the door again.
I raised my bushy eyebrows questioningly and coughed.
Aqua started. âWhere was I?â
âEveryone went to tha Goldstones.â
âRight. Joining up with one of the big clans, even as a worker, is a big deal you know. Back in the day, the Goldstones were pretty influential. The clan patriarch, Slate Goldstone, was Jeremiah's father, and he ran the Goldstone Brewery with his extended family. Jeremiah was his heir, and was being groomed to take over the clan. Mom was really proud of dad; he became Jeremiahâs head assistant."
Nowadays, the Goldstone compound was almost completely empty. The only people living there were John, Johnsson, Jeremiah, and Annie. That didnât bode well for this story.
Aqua continued. "Jeremiah and Lazuli, thatâs Annieâs mom, and my parents got married a few years later. I was born right around the same time as Annie, and we grew up like sisters at the brewery. Watching everyone brew every day was like watching the glorious history of the dwarves unfold in front of our eyes.â
âWhat happened? And do you want to talk about it inside?â I glanced behind us. We werenât on a busy street by any means, but there was enough for an audience.
Tears sprang to Aquaâs eyes and she wiped them away. âNo. Mom doesnât like hearing this story. She canât bear to remember it. That's why she never comes around the brewery. It happened fairly recently, about fifty years ago. Slate had brought everyone on a beer delivery to the mines. He did it once a year, to make sure we all learned the route. And on that day, a monster wave lead by an Elite horrorgourd emerged from Greentree. and attacked the defensive lines.â
I felt a knot in the pit of my stomach. I could see where this was going. âA monster wave⦠is that like a monster stampede? I know there were worries about one.â
Aqua shook her head. âA monster stampede is when nearly the entire dungeon empties out. A wave is when a single powerful monster or two get chased out of their territory, or decide to try their luck outside the dungeon. They're not uncommon. Thatâs why thereâs all those defenses outside of Greentree.â
âWhat happened?â I whispered.
âHorrorgourds eat the spirits of their victims. They drain you dry until youâre nothing but a mindless spark. Then they slowly digests your spirit, and if given enough time you are lost to the Nether, never to be reborn. They're the most dreaded monsters of Greentree, and usually stay deep within the Nightmare Tangle. Any time one shows up the Guild puts a massive bounty on it.â
I shivered. By Midnaâs Mangy Mullet, no wonder it was called a horror. To have your soul annihilated was the single most dreaded event on Erd, one even the Gods didn't do lightly. And here was a monster that just⦠ate your soul!?
I licked my dry lips. âDid⦠did it attack the caravan?â
Aqua nodded. âIt was accompanied by a small army of pitchervores and mushfolk.The pitchervores melted the defensive walls, and while the adventurers were busy holding back the mushfolk, the horrorgourd and its minions walked right past. It happened so fast⦠It fell upon us like a cave in.â She shivered.
âHold on, âusâ, you were there!?â
âYes. Me and Annie. Almost everyone. Jeremiah had brought the entire clan except for John and Johnsson, and Richter and his da. I still see it in my nightmares - an enormous pulpy orange body thrice the size of a wagon, held aloft by writhing green tendrils in a mockery of limbs. Eyes that burned with a yellow fire and that black, sucking, void of a mouth.â She shivered.
I put my hand on her back. A few curious passersby were giving us âthe stareâ. âYou donât⦠you can skip this part if you want.â
She shook her head. âNo. Iâm proud of what happened. What they all did. Itâs just hard to talk about. Jeremiah grabbed me and Annie and shoved us into a spare barrel. Then he stashed us under the cart. âStay here, youâll be safe.â He said. Dad and Lazuli charged the horrorgourd. They just needed to buy time, see? Until the adventurers could come to our rescue. They may not have been the best, but they were dwarves trained at Archis Academy; they could fight better than most. The rest of the Goldstones formed a line against the smaller monsters.â
âWhat happened?â
âI didnât see the rest. I just remember the screaming, and the noises. The shuddering ground. The crunching and tearing of flesh, and the sound of good dwarven steel slicing through tubers. Then there was the thump of magic and warcries followed by a moment of silence. I can remember the gut churning terror as the barrel opened. But it was Jeremiah, more exhausted than Iâd ever seen him before.â
âThe horrorgourd?â
âDead. The adventurers dealt with the rest of the wave then came and finished it off. They tell me dad was a hero, and fought like a [Berzerker], same with Lazuli. If not for us, the horrorgourd would have hit the other travelers like a pick through limestone. The Goldstone clan stood till the end, sacrificing themselves to safeguard one small barrel under a cart.â Tears flowed openly from Aquaâs eyes now, streaming down her beard.
âAnd Lazuli and Tom?â
âThe horrorgourd sucked Lazuliâs spirit out completely. She was left as a spiritless spark. I heard⦠I heard Jeremiah sent her body to its final rest. Dad suffered serious damage to his spirit, and mom lost her leg to a pitchervoreâs acid. The rest of the Goldstone clan was dead, to the dwarf. One of Minnovaâs biggest clans, destroyed in a few minutes.â
Dear Gods! Poor Aqua, poor Annie. Poor Jeremiah! No wonder he was such an emotional heavyweight. Heâd suffered in ways I couldn't imagine.
The Canadian in me had to ask. "Did the adventurers or city take any responsibility for the damage? Did you get any monetary support, I mean.â
âAye. They kept Jeremiah afloat until he had the brewery running again, and they provided this home for us and a prosthetic for mom. They got us a [Hypnotist] for dad, but the damage was far too great.â
âThey didnât help any more than that!?â
âWe donât need pity. Weâre Bluebeards!â She said, as though that explained everything. Knowing dwarves⦠I guess it kind of did.
âBut why keep it a secret?â
âHabit, I guess. A lot of people consider those with a crippled spirit to be cursed, or damned by the Gods. An unclean thing that should be sent to reincarnate and live properly. We keep it quiet.â
âOuf.â I thought back to how a lot of the miners had avoided me initially in the mine; when theyâd thought my amnesia was due to a damaged spirit. Iâd thought it was because I wasnât âdwarfyâ enough, but now it looked like there was more to it.
Aqua squared her shoulders. âWell, now that Iâve told you everything. Letâs head inside. Just a warning though, momâs a [Saint].â
âSheâs that nice, eh? Why warn me?â
âNo, sheâs a [Saint].â
âOh. Ya'know, hereâs an example of where that Otherworlder thing can cause wonderful little misunderstandings⦠owch!!â I jumped as a set of wicked teeth nipped at my ankle.
*Meeheeee!* [Translated from Prima Donna Goat] âIs this cad making you cry, young lady?â
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We stood in an office much like the one at the Thirsty Goat. A large wooden desk covered in paper took up one side of the room, shelves were filled with beer paraphernalia like drinking horns and small kegs, and a small couch shoved against one wall was clearly meant for all-nighters.
A blue haired and bearded dwarf was seated at the desk, merrily writing away on a document.
He looked a lot like Aqua, with the same aquiline profile. His hair was an identical shade of blue, though it was in a more traditional knotted style compared to Aquaâs current ponytail.
Aqua stood beside me, watching her father work. He hadnât turned around or seemed to notice us when weâd entered. I leaned in to see what he was working on.
The page was a mess, and he was scribbling what looked like random lines and squiggles.
Aqua coughed and he looked up, then smiled.
âAqua!â He said. His accent was the cultured style Iâd come to associate with Archis Academy graduates, but it was oddly slurred, and he seemed to need a moment to think on each word. âHow⦠is⦠little girl?â
Aqua smiled. âHi daddy. I brought a friend home to play.â
âThatâs⦠good. Daddy⦠working. Iâll play ⦠later.â He returned to his paper, finishing with a jerky flourish before starting on a new blank page.
Aqua led me from the room. âWe let him continue on as though he was still working at the Goat. Heâs stuck in that time, you see. He still thinks Iâm a child, and I donât think he even realizes that all the staff at the Thirsty Goat are new. A lot of the time we send him on errands to clients or suppliers who know and understand him, or give him âpaperworkâ to do at home. It helps center him and keep him lucid. Annie still pays us because⦠well, because. And he does do the work you know. A lot of those errands are real.â
âThatâs⦠Iâm sorry, Aqua.â Well, the mystery of Tom had turned out a lot heavier than I ever could have imagined. Be careful what you wish forâ¦
Aqua shook her head. âDad would do it again in a heartbeat. Weâre proud of his sacrifice. Heâs a hero.â n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
She led me through the small dwelling to a set of stairs that led down into the stone.
âMomâs making bimbleberry scones tonight. Sheâll be a bit mad that I brought a friend without warning, but it should be fine.â
As it turned out, the Bimbleberry Scones were delicious. And Cithy Bluebeard would be a [Saint] in any world. Especially since she didnât kick us out after Penelope crapped on her carpet.