Three

August 23

San Diego, California

When Iris woke up and saw Billie, she didn't waste a second in tackling her down to the ground as she hugged her tightly. It was the fastest tackle I have ever seen in my life.

Billie looked at me with widened yet pleading eyes and I laughed from my seat of the couch. "Told you she will go crazy. That's what you get for laughing it off" I say sticking my tongue out at her as I snack on some chips from the table in the corner.

She glared at me before hugging Iris back from her position on the floor. Iris is pretty much laying on top of her which was a very interesting position.

"It's giving bottom billie" I laugh remembering how Iris would go on and on about how she thinks Billie might be a bottom. Apparently most of her fans be questioning if she was a top or a bottom.

I don't see why they want to know but get it I guess Ashley.

Who is Ashley?

"Bottom Billie" Iris laughed and pulled away from Billie before looking toward me. "Wait I want chips" She hurried off of her idol and rushed to grab my bag.

"Bitch don't fucking touch my goddamn Doritos" I snatch the bag from her before shoving her away from me. "You know I don't fuck with people taking my food"

"Shut up girl it's food"

"Exfuckingactly"

I heard someone laugh and look over to see Billie still laying on the floor as she laughed loudly. "Did you just say exfuckingactly?" she asked between her laughs.

"Yeah so?"

"Bro I'm using that shit." She says just as the door opens revealing the ginger guy who was up on the stage.

"Ginger" I smile and wave at him.

"Ginger?" He asks confusingly.

"Because you're ginger.." I say in a duh tone making him roll his eyes and turn to Billie who remained on the floor, staring up at him.

"Why are you on the floor?"

"Because it's fucking comfy but can you help me up" She stretches her hand out and makes a pouty face as she looks at him.

Damn she got a boyfriend?

I sigh deeply and turn to Iris who had taken a seat beside me, eating her own bag of chips with her face buried in my phone. She looked like she was playing a game so I just leaned my head on her shoulder and watched her play.

Ginger dude helps her up and she pats his chest twice. "Thanks Finn" She tells him and sends him a smile.

"You ready to go?" I whisper ask Iris who gave me my phone and shrugged her shoulders. "I want some burritos and you owe me some anyways for bringing me here" I say in my normal voice as I sit up, crossing my arms over my chest.

"What kind of burrito?" She asks me with a bored look on her face.

"The fuck you mean what kind of burrito? I always get the same kind Iris. I want three burrito supremes from Taco Bell then that piña colada from that mexican food right down the street from it"

I hate when people play stupid.

Let me stop overreacting

"I still don't understand how the fuck you can eat three burritos" She comments and shakes her head at me.

I lean over and flick her forehead making her mumble a quick ow. "It don't matter how I can eat them just take me to fucking taco bell." I demand as I pout childishly

God I'm craving taco bell so much right now. I'm craving a nacho bell grande too but I know I'm going to end up getting burritos still.

Burritos>>

"Okay okay you big baby" She stands up making me immediately grin and stand as well. We turn to Billie and ginger boy only to find them already looking at us.

"What?" Iris asked slowly as she stared at Billie with love in her eyes.

"Can I come with you guys to get burritos? I'm hungry as fuck" Billie says while rubbing her stomach as if she was a child. Ginger boy looked at her and shook his head no.

"Billie no we need to get back to the tour bus and have our meet—"

"Come on bro" She dramatically threw her hands up in the air with a loud groan. "A bitch got to fucking eat and food always comes first soo" She dragged out before walking over to us. "I'm going with them"

"Billie—"

"Finneas bro shut the fuck up and let me get some damn burritos" She says and takes me and Iris's hand before pulling us out of the green room.

Finneas? Why does that name sound familiar?

Wait..

"My brother Finneas went to go get her" Billie says My eyes widened and I mentally gag in my head for even thinking that they were dating before. Ew that's so fucking disgusting.

"You good yo?" Billie asks from the beside me as we walk to—I'm assuming—the exit. I simply just nod my head and try to keep myself from actually throwing up.

I look over at Iris who is on the other side of Billie, practically hanging off her arm from how tight and close she is to Billie. Simp.

—

Never, and I repeat never, ever drive with Billie Eilish when she is hungry. Not only did she offer to drive which I'm thankful for because it would have had to be me if she didn't due to Iris only having her permit. Honestly that permit is probably expired, who knows.

When Billie offered to drive, Iris immediately called shot gun. I didn't really give a fuck so I got in the back seat of her matte black dodge and tried to enjoy the ride.

Yeah keyword, tried.

"Billie slow the fuck down" I tell her harshly for the fifth time only for her to laugh and speed up some more.

The fuck?

"Billie!" Iris screamed over the radio and pleaded for her to slow down. The speed is a solid fifty and this woman is going a hundred. I ain't never gripped a door handle as tight as I'm gripping this one.

You will never catch me in this car ever again.

It only took Iris ten minutes before she finally had enough.

"Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell" Iris snapped as she glared at the girl in the driver's seat. Billie looked at her with wide eyes while Iris continued to look at her with her hardened angry face, glaring profusely.

Uh oh the angry mama bear came out

"The government is crazy"

You just met her and already calling by her full name? Fans I swear to God.

"Slow the fucking car down now" Iris demanded and I immediately felt the car beginning to slow down as Billie pressed on the brakes lightly. The car slowed until it showed that she is now going only sixty miles per hour.

The car fell silent with just the radio playing as background music. I don't know what Billie could possibly be thinking about right now but I know she is still shocked that Iris government named her.

Couldn't be me.

She pulls into the taco bell drive thru only five minutes later and rolled her window down. "Do you want anything?" She asks Iris who shakes her head no and continues to stare out the window.

"Can I get three burrito supremes and also five bean burritos" Billie orders and looks at the menu as she thinks of whatever else she wanted to order. She then shakes her head and tells the lady that's it.

The lady tells her the total and I reach into my bag to grab some money out of my wallet. When I look up, Billie is already reaching her card out to the man at the window. "Hey wait let me pay" I say quickly to her but she ignores me and proceeds to hand the card to the man.

A few seconds later and he hands her the card back as well the receipt. Billie thanks him and pulls up the second window. She was given the food and hands it to Iris who busied herself with her phone.

"Do you guys still want to go to that mexican place you were talking about?" She asks us but mostly me seeing how I was the one who mentioned it.

"Yeah let me call in." Dialing the familiar number, I order my pina colada before getting Iris's usual.