Chapter 29: Strong Muscles, Stronger Heals
I’m Not the Final Boss’ Lover
I assumed that it had something to do with the demon lordâs core inside Mayer, but I couldnât say anything about that.
âWhenever His Excellency hears about an open dungeon, he canât be satisfied unless he goes and closes it. It must be why there was an incident two years ago where he closed three dungeons in a row,â Axion said.
âThree in a row?â
âYes. Thanks to that, we had to stick it out with nothing but jerky and dry rations for half a year. It took a whole week to get rid of the stench of monster blood on our bodies. It was just horrible.â Even as he said that Axion looked strangely elated as he recounted the suffering he went through. Clearly, he wasnât sane either.
The incident of closing three dungeons in a row was publicly known because the Dark Knights often mentioned it in pubs during performance meeting days. As a country bumpkin from a rural village, I wouldnât normally know about this, so I feigned ignorance and nodded. âThatâs awesome.â
âThat, Jun, is your future. You mustnât run away.â
âI wonât.â
âTruly?â Axion jokingly asked. âI couldnât wash properly for months. Because our uniforms are black, I couldnât tell how dirty it actually was. Oh, the streams of blood that came out whenever I did laundry! Phew.â
Was he indirectly telling me to run? âThe faster we close dungeons, the faster we can defeat the Demon Lord, and then Iâll be completely free. Iâll have an easier time in retirement if I work hard in advance,â I replied, shrugging. Besides, I had already gone through such experiences many times when I was with Fabianâlate runners had to work their legs to the bones to barely catch up. Moreover, the Dark Knights had plenty of funds and didnât need to be miserly. Fabian Corps, on the other handâ¦? I could only sigh whenever I thought about them.
âIn a way, I think youâll get along very well with His Excellency,â Axion muttered with a frown, unaware of my circumstances.
âThank you for the compliment.â Coming from him, that could indeed be considered a compliment. For some reason, though, when I gave Axion a nod of thanks, he scrunched his brows even more, inexplicably muttering âbirds of a featherâ under his breath.
âBut it seems that your goal isnât to close dungeons.â
âWell, of course. I plan to sit on the honorary post of the Last Seven and live gloriously.â
My apathetic reply made Axion smile sadly. âAt times, His Excellency gives the impression that closing dungeons is his only purpose in living. Honestly, itâs to the point where Iâm curious about his plans after the demon lord dies and everything is over,â he said. Then, with a sigh, he confessed, âIâm telling you this because you said youâre not running, but we have the occasional deserters here too.â
âDeserters?â
âPushovers attracted by the glory of the Dark Knights,â he explained. âThey have decent magical abilities but are wimps with no backbone. Every one of those fools tried to gain some fame with the contribution of casting a few spells from the rear line, but they have dropped out.â
It was understandable. Mages capable of joining the Dark Knights would be eagerly welcomed in other expedition corps. Here, though? On top of the regular member treatment, there was darn hard work to doâ¦
âHowever, there are those who remain despite it all. Of course, they all have some other motive in mind rather than improving themselves.â
âCould they be enduring it for the sake of the future after the demon lord is slain?â I wondered.
âYes. Only the officers will join the final battle anyway, so theyâre avoiding the truly dangerous fight. Wouldnât the world belong to the Dark Knights after our elites finish the job?â Axion sneered. âTheyâre fixed on the petty gains theyâll get from being one of us by then.â
âFigures. The Dark Knights have a relatively low death rate since they thoroughly prepare before entering dungeons. It wouldnât be difficult to just hang in there.â
âYou even know the death rate among us? You mustâve been researching a lot.â
âHaha,â I laughed it off innocently. I knew already, but I was glad he had misunderstood it.
âGoing back to the main topic⦠The duke has firm ideals and he tends to march straight towards them. Itâs an aspect of him I admire a lot.â
âSo, you mean to sayâ¦?â I prompted.
âHeâs a bit far from what youâd call being tactful as heâs crazy about dungeons.â Admiration aside, Axionâs appraisal was rational.
âYes, well. He didnât seem to be much of a listener.â I thought back to how Mayer had dragged me around the castle despite my obvious reluctance. But Axion firmly shook his head at my reply.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
âNo, you havenât even seen all of it.â
ââ¦I havenât?â
âWhenever youâre involved, he becomes extremely, exceptionally considerate!â Axion exclaimed. âAlthough only relatively,â he added.
âOh⦠Is that right?â
I wondered what he meant by âconsiderateâ, but I didnât need to ask out loudâAxion began to explain every little thing. âHis Excellency asked what sort of room youâd like, didnât he, Jun? Thatâs the thing⦠Heâs not the kind to even give such an option, to begin with. And what about the enlistment gift? Hah!â He chuckled. âHow about guiding you around the castle himself? It was two days ago that I realized, for the first time, he even had the common sense to do that!â
I stared at him, speechless, as he went on. âAlso, didnât His Excellency tell you to call him âCaptainâ? Within the entire Dark Knights corps, youâre the only one to call him that way.â