Chapter 625: Happy Chaos Field 2
I Have Yet to Become a Doll Today
Tan Xiao ran his fingers through his hair, walking onto the stage with a somewhat dazed expression.
The Clown stood in the center of the stage, waving at him: âCome on over to me~ this way, sir.â
Tan Xiao obediently walked over.
The Clown said, âNow, hit me.â
Tan Xiao: ââ¦What?â
âPlease, hit me!â The Clown raised his massive smiling face, drawing in closer, âGo on, stretch out your fist and give me a good punch! This is a special situation. Even if you attack the Inspector, you wonât be punished!â
Tan Xiao lifted his fist with hesitation.
The Clown before his eyes was too short, Tan Xiao looked here and there, unsure of how to make his move.
The Clown urged, âHit me! Hit me! Anywhere you like!â
âIf you insistâ¦â Tan Xiao squinted his eyes and concentrated. âThen Iâ¦aha!â
He landed a punch directly on the Clownâs head!
The Clownâs head was instantaneously launched into the air!
Tan Xiao jumped back, âHeck! I didnât even use my full strength!â
The spectators, shocked to their core, all rose from their seats.
To their surprise, a long spring connected the Clownâs body to the flying head. The round and plump body was dragged forward about seven or eight meters and started rolling on the stage. It looked like a ball bouncing on the ground, the round head stretched and shrunk with the spring!
It, however, wasnât a ball. After a two or three rotations, it finally came to a halt. The Clown lay there, motionless.
Just as everyone was still in shock and confusion, a giant glowing number â10â appeared above the Clownâs bodyâ
Next, the â10â changed into a â9â,
Then an â8â,
And a countdown began 7, 6, 5, 4â¦
Until it finally reached â0â!
Ding!
The points displayed on Tan Xiaoâs holographic projection changed to 1 point!
The Clown immediately got up, his spring-neck contracting. The Clown laughed, âHow was it? How was it? Isnât it very direct and clear?â
His body wobbled for a few seconds before finally steadying itself. His tone still fired up, âAs long as the opponent is knocked down and canât get up within 10 seconds, you win a round and are awarded 1 point!â
The audience was dumbfounded.
â¦Itâs only one point.
Tan Xiao curiously asked, âOne point for winning one opponent, so doesnât it mean we have to defeat 30 people to accumulate passing points?!â
What does consecutive 30 wins even mean?
Just the physical exhaustion alone could kill someone!
The Clown laughed, âYes, yes, one point for winning one opponent, but losing one game doesnât necessarily mean losing one point.
Players with 0 points will not lose points if they lose,
Players with up to 10 points will lose 1 point,
Players with up to 20 points will lose 5 points,
Players with up to 30 points will lose 10 points,
Players with up to 50 points will lose 20 points!â
The higher the score, the higher the deduction if you lose, and the greater the risk is.
The audience was left stunned. This sort of exploitative fighting was just as brutal as gladiatorial games!
If they never score passing points, are they supposed to keep fighting in this chaos forever? Will they never get to leave?!
âThis game has no time limit, it ends when everyoneâs happy!â The Clown waved his stubby arms at the participants. âWhy so glum, folks? Laugh! Be happy! ââ
A sewer was trying to solve a difficult math problem. After thinking for a long time without finding a solution, it said in frustration âI canât figure it out!â And then it got blocked!â
The audience was all rendered speechless.
This Inspector really enjoyed making people laugh, although his methods were⦠quite, awkward.
Tan Xiao: âHahaha the sewer got blocked!â
The Audience: ââ¦â
Heâs actually laughing at this crap???
The Clown was highly satisfied with Tan Xiaoâs response, he waved his tiny stout hand and Tan Xiaoâs score was boosted by another 5 points, it now read 6 points!
âLadies and gentlemen! Please donât forget, this is the Happy Chaos Field â Happy chaos, happy chaos⦠scoring points for chaos, and happiness will earn you points too.â
The Clown squinted his eyes as he spoke, his smile widening with each word.
âThe Inspector has a special authority to award additional points, minimum 1 point, maximum 5 points. How to go about it, I believe you all understand, right?
Now⦠let the games begin.â