Chapter 61 - 61: 61: A Lifetime Thief
I Have Yet to Become a Doll Today
Translator: 549690339
The monkey stole Tan Xiao and Chang Weicaiâs Healing Mud and ran away.
Not only that, but he also emptied the gas from Tan Xiaoâs motorcycle, seemingly afraid that Tan Xiao might wake up and chase him.
âThat bastard! I knew he was a menace the moment he picked the lock with a wire!â Tan Xiao cursed, furious and frustrated. âA dog canât change its habit of eating shit! Once a thief, always a thief!â
Merely cursing was not enough to express his inner grief. He wailed as he tore at his hair. âMy precious mud! Iâve never even used it once!!â
The more he thought about it, the more upset he became.
Compared to Tan Xiaoâs rage, Chang Weicai was calmer and earnestly comforted him, âLosses can turn out to be gains. As the old wisdom says, nothing is more blessed than a lack of desire, and nothing is more disastrous than a lack of contentment⦠O
Tan Xiao continued pulling his hair, completely not understanding what was said.
Chang Weicai sighed, then asked Shen Mo and Bai Youwei with concern, âIs
your mud safe?â
âYes, itâs still here.â replied Shen Mo.
Hearing this, Tan Xiao felt more upset. âDid he target us specifically? Why only bully us?! Damn it!â
Annoyed by his constant complaints, Bai Youwei said, âIf I were him, I would have chosen you two. One of you sleeps like a log without any guard up, the other is full of old bones and easy to knock over. Who else would he rob?â Tan Xiao felt wronged.
He conceded that Shen MO was formidable, and it was expected that the monkey dared not touch Shen Moâs belongings. But what about Bai Youwei? Did she really look tougher than him, a frail girl?!
Bai Youwei gave a nonchalant yawn and said leisurely, âAs for why my mud went untouched, itâs pretty simple to understand. He must have seen that Iâm a pampered young lady. Given these harsh conditions, I certainly wouldnât have a good nightâs sleep, I could wake up at any time, so the risk for him is too high. Also, Shen MO was sleeping next door. If anything happened on my side, Shen MO would be alerted right away. So, of course, he wouldnât be so reckless to target me.â
After finishing her explanation, she let out a cold chuckle and continued, âAnd donât forget⦠just yesterday, he tried to get me and Shen MO on his side. Best keep some room when you act, just to avoid any unpleasant future encounters.
He did have this little wisdom.â
âFuture encounters?â Tan Xiao, full of suppressed anger, could only threaten, âIf I ever see him again, Iâll make him realise the consequences of messing with me!â
Bai Youwei didnât care about his resolution. After another sleepy yawn, she pulled out the mud from her bag and casually threw it over to Tan Xiaoâ
Tan Xiao froze, but his body reacted faster than his mind and he caught it.
âHere you go, take it. Thereâs only one piece, you and Chang can share,â said
Bai Youwei indifferently.
Tan Xiaoâs eyes widened. O
Not only him, Chang Weicai and Shen MO were also taken aback, looking at Bai Youwei in surprise.
âWhat are you all staring at me for?â Bai Youwei curved her lips and didnât care, laughing dismissively, âDid you think I cared a lot about this thing? Hmph, it canât cure my leg, whatâs the use of keeping it.â
After a few seconds of silence, Chang Weicai tried to persuade her, âDonât be impulsive⦠the mud may not look like much, but itâs really useful! It can heal 9 wounds! The world is becoming increasingly dangerous, having a piece of this mud can probably save your life someday. Please reconsider carefully.â Bai Youwei glanced at him emotionlessly.
Although she didnât like his feebleness and nagging, she had to admire his ability to resist temptation.
Tan Xiao was greedy, but to take Bai Youweiâs mud clearly contradicted the code of his principles. Thus, he laughed, awkwardly, âI donât know how can
Iâ¦.what if weâll experience a similar sort of game in the futureâ¦â