Chapter 35 Attack When One Should
Mai Kitsune Waifu
âRe,really?â
Liu Yi had always felt that he was very unlucky, never did he imagined that someone good would happen to him.
For one, when he play online games, there are times when thereâs sweepstakes in games and whatnot; and he, Liu Yi, had never won anything.
For things such as luck, Liu Yi had already given up hope completely!
âNonsense, why would this lady lie to you?! Even though this lady is a fox, I am not a liar! Even fox have dignity, okay?â
âOkay okay okayâ¦â
Liu Yi repeatedly nodded. âThen what is the technique that big sister fox immortal is planning to teach me?...â
âItâs a palm technique!â
âPalm technique? It sounds pretty weakâ¦â
Liu Yi curled his lip. âI thought that it would be something like Seven Injuries Fist, those scary sounding techniques...â
âThe hell do you know!â
Hearing Liu Yiâs disdainful attitude, Lin Tong immediately got angry.
âDo you want to learn or not? If not, then so be it!â
âLearn, I want to learn!â
Lin Tong was Liu Yiâs only backing!
If sheâs gone, Liu Yi really donât know what to do.
âHumph, so you want to learn, well, I donât want to teach!â
Said Lin Tong sticking out her lips.
âPlease don't!â
Lin Yi immediately started apologizing. âBig sister Fox Immortal, I currently have a lot of enemies, if you donât teach me techniques, I would be doomed!â
âWho cares about your enemies⦠theyâre but mere mortals, whatâs there to be afraid of?!â
âNo, thereâs more. Earlier when I went outside, I met a white dressed beauty! Sheâs super powerful!â
Lin Yiâs words suddenly surprised Lin Tong.
âI felt that that female had a power inside her bodyâ¦. thatâs vaguely associated with the white stream of qi within my bodyâ¦. she said sheâll take you away and destroy my power!â
âWha,whatâ¦.â
âFortunately, she grabbed my right hand and got caught⦠I only managed to run back because of thatâ¦.â
Lin Tongâs heart almost flew out of her!
That white dressed beauty...
Itâs most certainly the female immortal Gu Yu that she met last night!
Not good! The next time they encounter her, she would most certainly have been on guard and would not allow Liu Yi to run away so easily!
If I really was to be taken out from Liu Yiâs hand, I would most certainly be subdued by her and then refined into ashes!
That canât do! Absolutely not!
âOther than the palm technique, I will also teach you an escaping technique!â
Said Lin Tong quickly.
âReally? Big sister fox immortalâ¦. you.. youâre too nice to meâ¦â
Liu Yi was incredibly moved.
Lin Tongâs face reddened. She coughed twice and said.
âCome, enter the spiritual knowledge field!â
âWait a moment, I still have to start the washer!â
Liu Yi rushed to start the washer. Fortunately the washer is fully automatic; once started, he didnât have to do anything else.
After starting the washer, Lin Yi sat on the toilet bowl and entered the spiritual knowledge field.
[TL: spiritual knowledge field was basically the same as Liu Yiâs subconscious.]
Inside the spiritual knowledge field, the human shaped Lin Tong had waited for him for a long time already.
âYouâre slow like a sissy! Hurry, I have to instill two techniques into you!â
âInstill into me?â
Liu Yi blinked a few times.
âWatch carefully!â
Lin Tong suddenly outstretched her hands and placed them on Liu Yiâs temples.
âThump thump!â
After two muddled sounds, numerous indistinct things suddenly influx into Liu Yiâs brain.
Liu Yiâs brain seemed to be gaining some knowledge!
âThis is the Great Initiation Technique, itâs the fastest way of technique disciples techniques in the cultivation world!â
It seemed that it took a lot of strength to do this technique as the little fox was panting slightly after doing it.
However, Liu Yi did indeed gained two miraculous techniques in his brain!
One was âGreat Brilliant Sun Palmâ!
The other was âSpirit Fox Stepsâ!
That Great Brilliant Sun Palm should be the exceptional technique that the little fox spoke of.
Spirit Fox Steps should be the escape technique she spoke of!
Theyâre both great stuff!
âThe Great Brilliant Sun Palm was divided into thirteen palm strikes! Each and every palm strike was incomparably miraculous! If you were to practice till the last palm strike, then you would have earth shattering powers!â
âThat..that powerfulâ¦â
âOf course! However, with your current strength, you could only practice the first palm strike! However, this first palm strike was still very powerful, it could triple your attack power to attack your enemy! It was the most fierce technique that you could currently practice!â
âOkayâ¦â
Liu Yi nodded.
Then, following the practice method in his brain, he began to operate the red stream of qi within his body.
The red stream of qi followed a certain pattern and then finally arrived atop his right palm.
A sunlight pattern suddenly appeared on the hollow of Liu Yiâs right palm.
Liu Yi felt that his right hand was burning, he had a desire to send something out.
âCome, hit me!â
Lin Tong hooked at Liu Yi with her hand.
âAh? How..how could I hit you⦠youâre big sister fox immortalâ¦.â
âEnough with the rubbish, if I tell you to hit me then hit me!â
âNo! Grandpa had said that men cannot hit women!â
âFuck! This lady was only telling you to spar with me! You actually think that you can manage to hit me?!â
âI..I canâtâ¦â
âDamn it! Youâre a man! How could you say that you canât! Hurry up! This lady was only telling you to spar!â
Lin Tong suddenly appeared in front of Liu Yi and then a slap came flying at Liu Yiâs face.
Liu Yi was shocked, subconsciously, he returned back with a strike from his hand.
That burning hot right hand came flying at Lin Tongâs chest.
âPervert!â
Scolded Lin Tong before using her arms to block her chest.
âBoom!â
A scarlet red wave of flame was shot out.
An enormous sun pattern appeared in the air; Lin Tongâs silhouette was suddenly hit into disintegration, she was disappearing into the light.
âBig sister fox immortal!"
Liu Yi was frightened to death, he almost cried out.
Lin Tong is dying!
What am I going to do?!
Not only would there be future troubles, I still havenât repaid Lin Tong!
âBig sister fox immortal, please donât scare me! Please donât die! What would I do if you diedâ¦.â
âDumbass, how would this lady die so easily?!â
Lin Tongâs voice suddenly sounded from behind Liu Yi.
Happily surprised, Liu Yi immediately turned around. Sure enough, Lin Tongâs beautiful figure was floating behind him.
Liu Yi was deeply relieved.
Dear heavens...
This girl didnât die...
Thatâs good, thatâs very good...
âHahaha, look at your foolish scared appearance! This is the spiritual knowledge field, the me here was only an empty projection and be killed!â
Liu Yi sat on the ground, he pat his chest and said.
âSo thatâs the case...you scared me to deathâ¦.â
âYouâ¦. cared that much about me?â
Lin Tong stood there looking at the Liu Yi who was sitting on the ground. Her expression was somewhat strange.
âOf course! Youâre my big sister fox immortal!â
Liu Yi climbed back up and said. âEven though we only knew each other for a single day, but you were so good to me! So I must also be good to you! If something were to happen to you⦠then, thenâ¦.â
âThen what?â
âThen Iâll die with you!â
âPfff heeâ¦â
Lin Tong suddenly started laughing.
âWh,why are you laughing?!â
Liu Yi wave his little fist around. âYouâre looking down on me!â
âIâm not, dumbassâ¦â
Lin Tong pouted. âQuickly, go back to practice! The first palm strike of the Great Brilliant Sun Palm, Desolate Flame, was awfully powerful. It could triple your attack power and release it, itâs an outstanding weapon for you to use against your enemies at your current stage!â
âMmmm, I will most certainly practice it well!â
Lin Yi held his fist, âI will protect big sister fox immortal!â
âDonât call me big sister fox immortal! It makes me sound old!â
âAh? Then what shall I call you?â
âJust call me by my name Lin Tong!â
âOkay, big sister fox immortal.â
âYou⦠big idiot! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!â
Lin Tong let out a hysterical shriek of despair.
âBig sister fox immortal⦠are,are you okay?â
âIâm about to go insaneâ¦â
âYouâre completely fine, why would you go insaneâ
Asked Liu Yi, puzzled.
âIf this lady wants to go insane, then sheâll go insane, itâs none of your business!â
âOkay okay okay, none of my business, none of my businessâ¦â
âYouâ¦. so it became none of your business the moment I said itâs none of your business!â
âAh? Then itâs my business, my business!â
âI am really⦠going to go insane! Oh Heavens, are you deliberately tormenting me by seconding me this giant buffoon to me?....â
Lin Tong wanted to cry but didnât have tears.
Liu Yi, on the other hand, was still standing there foolishly and rubbing the back of his head. He had absolutely no idea as to what just happened.
Why did Lin Tong got so irritable?
Did her great aunt came?
â¦â¦ She wonât be telling me to go buy her sanitary pads too right?....
I really really really donât want to buy it againâ¦.
Itâs so troublesome to be a womanâ¦.
Itâs even more troublesome to be a man who is considerate of women!
âIâm going to die from excess anger because of you! Go, try out the Spirit Fox Steps for me!â
âOh, oh⦠yes, right awayâ¦â
Liu Yi nodded.
The practice methods of the Spirit Fox Steps immediately appeared in Liu Yiâs mind.
The red stream of qi followed a certain pattern and then finally arrived at his legs
At this moment, Liu Yi felt that it was as if there were springs in his legs, they felt a lot lighter and full of elasticity.
âThe Spirit Fox Steps was a very profound footwork technique!â
Lin Tong explained. âIn the early stages, it could only increase your speed and make you more agile. In the latter stages, you could accomplish things like what Iâm doing.â
Lin Tong once again hooked at Liu Yi. âCome, hit me.â
âOh!â
Liu Yiâs fist flew like the lighting and landed on Lin Tongâs nose.
âBoohoo⦠you..why did you attack me out of nowhereâ¦â
Lin Tong suddenly covered her nose and squatted on the floor in pain.
âAh? Didnât you tell me to hit you?â
Lin Yi was surprised, he also squatted down to check out Lin Tongâs injury. âDidnât you say that this was my spiritual knowledge field, that youâre a spiritual body here and wonât get hurt?â
âPlease! I need to switch between my spiritual body and my actual bodyâ¦. I still havenât switched into my spiritual body! Youâ¦. I hate you!â
Lin Tong looked at the Liu Yi who was squatting on the floor. He had a deeply concerned expression. However, she currently only felt that heâs very hateful!
Once this lady manage to get out, Iâm definitely going to remove your tendons, skin you and drink your blood!
I will certainly, certainly⦠ruthlessly beat you up to vent my anger!