Chapter 134 Art Magazine
Mai Kitsune Waifu
âYour room is actually not as messy as I imagined!â
Murong Die looked around Liu Yiâs bedroom and somewhat surprisedly said.
âOf courseâ¦.having a clean freak mother in the house, it was inevitableâ¦.â
Liu Yiâs mom is a head nurse and a clean freak.
Even if she had a tiring day, after coming home and saw the house did not live up to expectations, would clean it up before going to sleep.
That included Liu Yiâs room.
âWhat is this thing?â
Seeing a large thing on Liu Yiâs table, Murong Die asked in surprised.
âIs it some kind of high-tech equipment?â
âThat is a computerâ¦.â
Liu Yi awkwardly said.
âThis is a computer?â
Murong Die asked in amazement, âHow could this be, you think this big miss never saw a computer! I have one in my room!â
âThatâs your roomâ¦.â
Liu Yi thought, âHow could there be no difference between the have and the haven not?â
âYour monitorâ¦.why is it so big? Does it have any special features?â
Murong Die asked, perplexed.
âUmâ¦.thereâs a unique picture processing function.â
Liu Yi thought for a moment and said, âIt allows the screen to remove the clothes of the actress or actor.â
âOhâ¦.so magicalâ¦..â
Murong Die nodded her head, apparently unaware of the concept of adult films.
âGo help this big miss heat the water. This big miss wants to take a bath.â
Murong Die did not bother to deal with computer things and stretched out. Her languid appearance was infinitely graceful.
âMy whole body is sweaty, sticky, and ugh, dirtyâ¦.â
Girls do love cleanliness.
Liu Yi has no choice but to heat the water for Murong Die.
âFox sister, what do you think I should doâ¦.â
While adjusting the water heater, Liu Yi asked Lin Tong.
âThis lady is not Baiduâ¦.I donât have all the answerâ¦.â
Lin Tong was not in a good mood tonight.
âFox sister is more powerful than Baiduâ¦.Moreover, what do we do to let Fox sister break free from the seal?â
Liu Yi has not forgotten about that.
He tried hard to make a breakthrough to the third star jade, just to let Fox sister free from the seal early.
âI have no mood tonight, letâs talk about it tomorrow.â
Lin Tong felt agitated, put off the issue brought by Liu Yi, then returned to hide inside the spiritual environment.
âWhy is Fox sister acting strange tonight?â
Liu Yi canât figure it out, turned back to the room and suddenly saw the already took off the stocking Murong Die, her pair of white legs dangling on the bed.
âThis is my first time passing the night outside the houseâ¦.it feels exciting.â
Murong Die joyfully said.
Liu Yi immediately shed out cold sweat.
Kids from rich familiesâ¦.
He canât comprehend the logic of their thoughts.
âDonât you think our house is a bit small?â
Liu Yi couldnât help but ask.
âItâs actually good!â
Murong Die looked at Liu Yi, and said, âAlthough it is a bit small, old, and somewhat worn out, the otherâs are quite good!â
ââ¦.â
âCan it still be called good?â
âAt least, I feel very relax hereâ¦.â
Then, Murong Die lay on the bed, holding his pillow, and said, âI donât know whyâ¦.but in hereâ¦.I feel very comfortableâ¦.â
Murong Dieâs whole body was laying on Liu Yiâs bed but didnât notice her white skirt was up a bit, two white jade legs completely exposed in the air.
And between the legs, looming a tiny bud of black lace, which constantly challenged Liu Yiâs mental defense.
Although Liu Yi had previously seen this set of underwear when he gave it to Murong Die, the way it was partly visible actually more seductive!
Didnât the ancient have a say?
The wife is inferior to the concubine, the concubine is inferior to stealing (someone elseâs wife,) stealing (someone elseâs wife) is inferior to unable to steal (someone elseâs wife.)
Liu Yi swallowed down a mouthful of saliva and began the ascension of the lower part.
âRecentlyâ¦.Do I really unlucky in love?â
Just as Liu Yiâs heart was preparing to blow off the ascension, came a tapping sound from the balcony door.
âStupid Ox, open the door, open the door!â
âHoly mother of sh*t!â
All the fine hair on Liu Yiâs body stood upright.
âF*ck meâ¦.â
âThis has to be a mistakeâ¦.â
âHow could Ma Yuanyuan suddenly came visit at this time?â
âWhoâs that?â
Murong Die suddenly sat up, then strangely looked at Liu Yi.
âNo wonder you donât want me to come, turns out youâre planning a night tryst with a young girl?â
âNo, itâs not like that, really!â
Liu Yi hastily said, âThatâs the neighborâs little sister, always run here when she has no other thing to do! Itâs okay, if we donât answer her, sheâll back to her house in no time.â
âIs it?â
Murong Dieâs face filled with doubt and thereâs an extra contempt coming out of her eyes.
Liu Yi felt truly wronged.
âStupid Ox, open the door quickly, I see the light in your room, you must be at home!â
Liu Yi continued to pretend to hear nothing.
âIf you donât open the door, Iâll give Aunt a call, and say you donât come home, let her get even with you!â
*Cold sweatâ¦.
Liu Yi gorgeously defeated.
âThatâ¦.Murong Dieâ¦.can I wronged you this one timeâ¦.â
Liu Yi was forced to say this to Murong Die.
âOh? Wronged me how?â
Murong Die looked at Liu Yi sideways.
âWronged youâ¦.to hid under my bed for a whileâ¦.â
âWhat did you say?â
Murong Die almost explode with anger, âYou want this big miss to hide under your bed?â
âHush!â
Liu Yi quickly covered Murong Dieâs mouth, for fear her voice would be heard by Ma Yuanyuan.
âMy big missyâ¦.If you let that little girl knew thereâs a girl in my room, she would surely tell my momâ¦.at that time, you wonât feel at ease sleeping in my roomâ¦.please bear with it for awhile until I send her away, okayâ¦.â
Murong Die canât talk, stared at Liu Yi with her bright and watery eyes, and tried to kill Liu Yi with that look.
âConsider this as me begging you, okay?â
Liu Yi was going to cry.
âI truly am a rotten peach blossomâ¦.hopelessly unlucky.â
âHumph!â
Murong Die grunted, and then fiercely bit Liu Yiâs hand.
âAh! Are you a dog!â
Liu Yi felt pain and retracted his hand.
âYou bastardâ¦.this big miss hate you so much!â
Although Murong Die swore at Liu Yi, she obediently jumped out of the bed, lie down on the floor, and went under the bed.
âThis big miss do this because I want to sleep well, not because I care about you!â
She cried while crawling under the bed.
âYes, yes, yesâ¦.Murong Die you are the bestâ¦.â
Seeing Murong Die finally went under the bed, Liu Yi finally felt relieved. He pulled some part of the sheet down to block the gap under the bed.
But Murong Die under the bed was depressed.
âWhy is this happening!â
âThis big miss didnât come here to have an affair, really!â
But soon, Murong Die found some interesting magazine under Liu Yiâs bed. She couldnât help but borrow the weak light, thumbing through these magazines, looking at their content.
But this time, Liu Yi has come to the balcony and opened the balcony door.
âDead stupid Ox, Smelly stupid Ox, you let me wait for so long!â
Ma Yuanyuan dressed in pajamas, came in with arms crossed, shivering in cold, âItâs freezing outside!â
âCome onâ¦.you donât see what time it is now!â
Liu Yi said, âI was already asleep when you knocked, okay?â
âWhy would you go to sleep so early?â
Ma Yuanyuan tilted her head and somewhat suspiciously looked at Liu Yi, âYouâre not doing your homework?â
âOh sh*tâ¦.â
Ma Yuanyuanâs reminder made Liu Yi thought about his pile of unfinished homework!
âThe evil homeworkâ¦.â
âIâ¦.will woke up early to finish it.â
Liu Yi wanted to cry but have no tears.
âHumph, I knew it, youâre not doing your homework, bad kid. Iâve finished all my homework.â
Ma Yuanyuan said, âBut after that, the water heater in my home broke again, so I want to borrow your hot water to take a shower.â
ââ¦â¦â
âTake a showerâ¦.â
âSince when this girl thought my house as a bathhouse?â
âShe doesnât even pay for the entrance ticket!â
âTotally free of charge!â
âIâll go to your room to play the âFight the Landlordâ game, and you heat the water for me!â
âItâs already heated! You can directly shower!â
Listened to this girl wanted to go to his room, Liu Yi was surprised and hastily said.
âItâs heated? So considerate.â
Ma Yuanyuan nodded her head with satisfaction, âKeep heating the water for me, Iâll be coming here to take a shower from time to time.â
âSh*tâ¦.she really regard this place a free bathhouse!â
âThis have to be a joke!â
But seeing Ma Yuanyuan turned around and went to the bathroom, Liu Yi, at least, felt relieved.
âLuckily she doesnât come into my bedroomâ¦.â
While Ma Yuanyuan went to the bathroom, Liu Yi quickly ran to his room, crouched by the bed, and wanted to explain to Murong Die.
Never thought that Murong Die has lifted the sheet, lying under the bed while holding a magazine, indignantly waiting for him.
Seeing the magazine in Murong Dieâs hand, Liu Yiâs face instantly pale.
âSh*tâ¦.this is the nude magazine I hid under the bedâ¦.â
âHis motherâ¦.how could I forget about this thing!â
âVery good Liu Yiâ¦.you see what is this? This big missâ eyes were almost blind!â
âThatâs nothingâ¦.itâs just the acupuncture points chart on the human bodyâ¦.â
âAcupuncture points your sisterâ¦.â
âAhemâ¦.my big miss, we donât tangle with this, okay? The neighborâs little sister is taking a shower, after that she will go back, be patience for a while, okayâ¦.â
âSh*t, she takes a shower! This big miss hasnât even wash, still hiding under this dirty bedâ¦.and thereâs also these nasty things!â
âBear with meâ¦.You need to use the artistic point of view if you want to see this magazine.
Liu Yi pointed to the magazine and said, âYou see, the curve of the human body is beautiful, compound this with the complex golden ratio, oh so magical, and so artisticâ¦.â
âArtistic my ass (originally: your head), you even reason out the adult magazine! Humph, youâre so wretched, tell me, are you having an affair with that neighborâs little sister!â
âHow could it be possible!â
Liu Yi quickly lifted up his right hand and swore, âThe relationship between her and me is absolutely unblemished and pure! Stop thinking crookedly, okay!â
âAre you sure?â
Murong Die 99% suspicious.
âDefinitely and certainly, sheâs just the neighborâs little sister, okayâ¦.The water heater in her house is broken, so itâs very normal to borrow the bathroom to take a shower!â
âThat is trueâ¦.â
Murong Die was just about to nod, but then from the bathroom came the pretty shout of Ma Yuanyuan.
âStupid Ox, come here and rub my back!â