Chapter 33
Barbarian Quest
Urich was busy admiring the city and the sea as he sat on the hill. Behind him, the mercenaries were scurrying to take down their camp in preparation for their departure.
âThe Edge of the World.â
People believed that there was a cliff called the âEdge of the Worldâ at the very end of the sea.
Urich had been out on a fishing boat this morning.
âIt was massive and vast. I couldnât see the end of it no matter how far we went out.â
All Urich wanted was to see the Edge of the World with his own eyes, so he had asked the fisherman to take him there.
âYou want to go to the Edge of the World on a boat like this one? No way! You must be from pretty far inland, haha!â
The boatman answered his request with a scoff. This made Urich contemplate throwing him overboard again and again on their way back to the shore.
As promised, Urich returned to the mercenary camp by noon to wait for his new employer. His mind, however, was on the endless horizon.
âTheyâre here. Everyone, get ready. Here comes our employer!â Urich shouted as he stared at the group of men emerging from the path behind the city. He could tell exactly who was who even though they were still quite a distance away.
âAre you out of your mind, Sir Phillion? You want me to travel to the capital of Hamel with these filthy mercenaries?â After arriving at the mercenary camp with the company of Phillion and three guards, Pahell bounced in frustration as he glared with his blue eyes.
âPlease calm down, Master. The ship that was arranged didnât show up, which means that our information may have been leaked out. And if thatâs the case, then the sea route is risky. If we unexpectedly travel on foot with the mercenaries...â
âOn foot? Like, on land? Youâre telling me I have to walk?â Pahell exclaimed in disbelief.
âOf course not, Master, Iâve prepared a horse for you. Sir Lupin should be on his way with the horse right now,â Phillion said as he tried to calm down his young master. Pahell frowned and crossed his arms to show that he still didnât fancy the situation.
âSir Phillion, I...â
âI know, Master, of course I know. Just endure this humiliation for a little longer, and you will soon see the light at the end of this long tunnel,â Phillion was practically on his knees. Pahell rubbed his temple as if he had suddenly picked up a migraine, then nodded.
âI trust you, Sir Phillion, so I will do as you say this time.â
âThank you, Master.â
From a few steps away, Urich and the other gladiators were watching their conversation.
âWhat the hell are they doing?â Urich asked the other mercenaries as if he couldnât believe what he had just seen.
âLet them be, heâs a young noble. They live in a whole different world as us,â Bachman shrugged out of habit.
âThat kid looks like he wouldnât even survive a day if I threw him into the woods to fend for himself. Do you think he even has the balls to pick up a woman, like a real man?â Urich said with a smirk.
âHey, who knows? He might be into guys, not girls, so watch out, Urich,â Bachman said as he poked Urichâs butt with his spear shaft.
âYuck, I donât even want to hear that. Get lost, asshole,â Urich laughed as he shoved Bachman away.
The mercenaries had finished replenishing their supplies in the city, and they took down the rest of their camp in preparation for their departure. Donovan unfolded his map and set the course.
Clop, clop.
A guard joined the group with a brown horse. It was the horse that Pahell was going to be traveling on.
âThis is not a white horse. Even its mane is dirty, too,â Pahell started complaining the moment he saw the brown horse.
âForgive me, Master, I was in a hurry to get you a horse...â The guard who brought the horse bowed his head.
âWhatever, it is what it is.â
Pahell swung himself up onto the horse with a flourish. It showed how much experience he had with horses. He skillfully reined the horse and circled the perimeter.
âQuickly, please, mercenary leader,â Phillion rushed the mercenaries. He didnât want to spend another second in the Porcana Kingdom.
The mercenaries were almost finished with the takedown and were double-checking their numbers before starting their journey to the capital.
âUrich, the guards are coming this way.â
Soldiers on horses rode up to the mercenaries. They stopped at a bit of distance from the mercenaries and started their questions.
âAre the Urichâs Brotherhood leaving now?â The captain of the guards said in a thunderous voice.
âYup. It looked like there wasnât much for us to do here. Iâm pretty sure we didnât cause any trouble during our visit. In fact, didnât we spend a whole lot of money in your city?â Urich replied. The guard captain laughed, then counted the number of the mercenaries.
âHmm, Leader Urich, can I ask you one question?â
âOf course.â
âYou came to our city with forty-six men, and now you have over fifty.â
âWe took in some rookies from your city. Is there a problem with that?â
âIt just doesnât match up with our guest log. I know itâs a hassle, but do you mind if we checked the mercenaries one by one?â
The guard captain was speaking in a cordial voice, but it was obvious that he had different intentions. He gripped the reins of his horse tightly as if he was getting ready to move at any moment.
âWe canât let them search us, Urich,â Phillion said to Urich. He was drenched in cold sweat in no time.
âIf the mercenaries sell us out, itâs all over.â
Phillion nervously looked around at the mercenaries to see what they were going to do. The mercenaries didnât say a word, as they were waiting for their leader to speak.
âHmm, I donât think thatâll be possible. You know how us mercenaries areâmost of us donât have proper identifications. And cap, weâre not only mercenaries but each otherâs brothers. Once weâve accepted one another as our brothers, we donât give anyone away, no matter what.â
Urich narrowed his eyes. Even though the two parties had a good distance between them, the tension was palpable.
âAre you sure we canât do a quick check?â The guard captain asked for the last time, and to that, Urich stuck with his answer. There wasnât a point in continuing this conversation.
âI see, very well. Safe travels, Urichâs Brotherhood.â
The captain of the guards and his guards turned their horses back toward their city. Urich stared at them as they made their way back.
âTheyâll be back, right?â Urich asked as he looked at his mercenaries.
âObviously. Heâs going to form a chase party and come after us. It was written all over his face,â Donovan said as he picked his teeth with a twig. The other mercenaries nodded in agreement.
âWe ditch the roads. Weâll go through the forests and mountains instead.â
The mercenaries left the paved road and opted for the mountain route.
âMountain? Why canât we just stay on the road? Arenât I paying you to fight for me? Just take care of the chase party when they come,â Pahell complained on his brown horse. Phillion, not knowing how to deal with the situation, tried to calm his master with his silver tongue.
âSir Phillion.â
The mercenaries began their journey. Donovan broke away from the line and came up to Phillion.
âWhatâs wrong?â
âIf you donât do something about that mouth of your little masterâs, one of us might cut his tongue out in the middle of the night.â
âH-how rude.â
âIâm not trying to be rude. Itâs just that it hits close to homeâI just want to help. You see, I used to be a soldier myself, and I had a superior who used his tongue however much he pleased.â
âYou were a soldier?â
âAn Imperial soldier, though I was dishonorably discharged.â
Donovan was the only former Imperial soldier in the mercenary squad. It was rare for them to fall into the mercenary business.
âDishonorable discharge... Thatâs a shame. If you were an Imperial soldier, you would have gotten a pretty good treatment. What happened?â
Donovan grinned and showed his yellowed teeth at Phillionâs question. It was the grin of a murderer.
âThe superior I told you about, I killed him myself, Sir Phillion.â
Phillion shut his mouth and looked at Donovanâs back with shivering eyes. His words were a pure threat.
âThese goddamn mercenaries have no manner whatsoever.â
Phillion cursed the mercenaries under his breath. To him, mercenaries were lowly people. But nevertheless, he was traveling with mercenaries, and on top of that, their leader was a barbarian.
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Two days had passed since the squad left the city, and the road was only getting rougher.
âHey, Master Pahell, we should ditch the horse now. Besides, a manâs gotta walk on his two legs,â Urich, who was leading the line, shouted at the young noble.
The mercenaries purposely chose the rougher terrain to escape the potential chase of any pursuers. As they climbed the rough mountain path, the paved road broke off and the terrain became impassable on a horse.
âMaster Pahell, it looks like youâll have to leave the horse,â Phillion said with caution. Pahell, the only person riding on a horse, frowned.
âSir Phillion, tell these mercenaries to find a different pathâone that my horse can get through!â Pahell didnât budge on his horse.
âYou think Iâll walk? On this rugged mountain path?â
Pahell snorted in disbelief as he looked arrogantly around the mercenaries.
âUrich, canât you find a path decent enough for a horse?â Phillion practically begged.
âIf thereâs a chase party after us, theyâll also be on their horses. If we opt for a better road, then theyâll catch up to us for sure, which means weâll have to fight them.â
âE-ehem...â
Phillion walked back to his young master. It looked like he was sweating profusely as he tried to convince his young master to follow the mountain path.
âThatâs a lot of loyalty. If it were me, I would have stabbed him in the stomach already and be long gone by now,â Bachman said sarcastically, and the other mercenaries laughed in agreement. They were half-mocking Phillionâs respectable patience.
âYou know who I am, Sir Phillion! Even you are telling me to walk alongside these mercenaries, at the same eye level. What a joke. Iâd rather go back to the city and wait for the ship.â
âThe ship will not come, Master.â
âMy sister said that it will most certainly come. Are you calling my sister a liar? How dare you... Are you mocking my bloodline?â
âThatâs not what I meant...â
âI should have never listened to you and followed these lowly mercenaries.â
A small argument broke out between Phillion and Pahell. The latter seemed like he was never getting off his horse.
âBachman,â Urich, watching the argument, called Bachman over. Bachman stopped his bantering with the other mercenaries and turned his head to look at Urich.
âYeah?â
âYou ever tried horse meat?â
âNo, never.â
âThen letâs have that for dinner tonight.â
Urichâs muscles became pumped. He strode over to Pahell and his horse.
âW-what do you want? I havenât forgotten the humiliation you caused me. One day, Iâm going to make you pay for...â Pahell raised his voice to hide his fear.
Thump.
There was a blunt sound as Urichâs fist slammed into the horseâs temple.
âNeighhh!â
The horse let out a cry as it collapsed on the ground. Phillion grabbed the falling Pahell.
Crush!
Urich stomped on the head of the horse on the ground and crushed it. Its eyes rolled backward, and its long tongue fell out of its mouth.
âM-my horse? You killed my horse! What even...â Pahell almost had a seizure, then shut his mouth.
Schluck! Thuck!
Urich drew his axe and repeatedly slammed it down on the horseâs neck. Its blood spouted everywhere.
Crunch.
Urich pulled out the animalâs eyeball with his fingers and dug his teeth into it, making a crunching sound as he chewed a piece of the big eyeball.
âThe eyeball of a beast is quite a delicacy. You want to try?â
Urich dug out the other eyeball and tossed it to Pahell. Pahell stumbled back with a clearly started face.
âNow, heâll shut up.â
Urich deliberately staged a violent scene. Pahell trembled as he leaned against Phillion.
âU-ugh, that barbarian,â Pahell tried to keep his pride until the very end.
âYou almost hurt my master. If you ever try something like that again...â
Phillion snapped at Urich. Urich asked the mercenaries to prepare the horse for dinner and looked at Phillion.
âThen what? Hmm?â
â...please be more careful.â
That was all that Phillion could say. He was the clear inferior in this relationship.
Schluck, schluck.
The mercenaries dragged the lifeless horse to a nearby stream and cleaned it up. They quickly drained the blood and removed its entrails before cutting up the meat. The blood and guts floated down the stream, leaving a trail of red. The rest of the mercenaries were enjoying their rest.
âHorsemeat for dinner tonight, what a special meal.â
Horsemeat was not a common food, so the mercenaries hummed in anticipation of their special dinner. Some even sliced off the fresh flesh and ate it raw.
Chew.
Urich thinly sliced up the horsemeat and threw some in his mouth. It was a delicacy, indeed. n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âHonestly, that young noble is something else. What kind of family do you have to have to grow up like that?
âHeâs all pride but doesnât know how to do anything. Heâs just a kid.â
The mercenaries chattered away, with Pahell being the center of their attention. They couldnât run out of things to say about the young noble.
âI agree. He seems like heâs around Urichâs age, but thereâs a world of difference between the two of them, keke,â Sven said with a raspy chuckle. Suddenly, the mercenaries fell silent.
âWhat are you talking about, Sven? What do you mean those two are the same age? That young noble looks like heâs in his mid to late teens, at most,â Bachman asked as if Sven had said something outrageous. Sven opened his eyes wide.
âIsnât it obvious that Urichâs also a teenager? Am I wrong, my brothers?â
The other northerners nodded to show their agreement with Sven. Urichâs young and childish side was obvious to the eyes of the northerners. They respected him regardless because he was an extraordinary warrior.
âUrichâs a teenager? Bullshit. Look at his face; how is that the face of a teenager? Heâs got to be at least twenty.â
âThen ask him yourself, Bachman,â Sven grinned with confidence as he chewed on his horsemeat. Bachman jumped to his feet.
âUrich, how old are you?â
Bachman strode over to Urich and asked him straight up. Everyone in the squad waited for his answer, even Phillion and Pahell.
Urich thought about it for a second and started counting with his fingers.
âAh, Iâm seventeen this year, give or take.â
Bachmanâs legs wobbled. He clutched at his weakened legs and pulled himself together.
âUrich,â Bachman said with a serious face as he put his hand on Urichâs shoulder.
âWhat?â
âFrom now on, you will call me Mr. Bachman.â
Bachman stuck his thumb up.